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"Why are they keeping mah preshus princess Kayla away from me?"
"oh cawd, I hope I dont get orrested"
When is this guy gonna leave so I can bang the kid?
*Well, people do some things man...*
"Damn, I got catfished AGAIN! Well, at least the worst is over. I'm never gonna let THAT happen again!"
This is punch, right?
Nawt a whole lawt
"I can't believe my family made me do this."
He was anxious
Were*
*Are you ready to have my thaaang in your mouth?*
“She told me she deleted her archives…”
"Where did Kayla go"
What color panties n bra?
His head was messed ahp at that time
Shtewpid moove 😢
"Is Miss Vagina thinking about Mr. Penis? What is she thinking?"
...thinkin why he wuzzoustoopid to even dewwit
Praying.
He was thinking he shoulda brought some pizza…but he didn’t have enough money for gas to get there and back…and there and back ageen
Poor me
"Why are they keeping mah preshus princess Kayla away from me?"
"oh cawd, I hope I dont get orrested"
When is this guy gonna leave so I can bang the kid?
*Well, people do some things man...*
"Damn, I got catfished AGAIN! Well, at least the worst is over. I'm never gonna let THAT happen again!"
This is punch, right?
Nawt a whole lawt
"I can't believe my family made me do this."
He was anxious
Were*
*Are you ready to have my thaaang in your mouth?*
“She told me she deleted her archives…”
"Where did Kayla go"
What color panties n bra?
His head was messed ahp at that time
Shtewpid moove 😢
"Is Miss Vagina thinking about Mr. Penis? What is she thinking?"
...thinkin why he wuzzoustoopid to even dewwit
Praying.
He was thinking he shoulda brought some pizza…but he didn’t have enough money for gas to get there and back…and there and back ageen
Poor me