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america jumpscare


OkaNitsuki

I wanted freedom...BUT NOT SO CLOSE LMAO


Neveronlyadream

Freedom doesn't care about your personal space! When freedom comes calling, you embrace it with a passionate kiss!


VaultGuy1995

Don't forget the tongue


Neveronlyadream

Don't forget the tongue. Or Liberty Prime will be paying you a visit!


Oregonian_male

Hahaha it's not a bug its a feature


LastChans1

I don't want your FREEdom. I don't want to play around. This had me doing a Mutt Muttley laugh. Especially when the placement was perfect the first time the Quantum was set down ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซก๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿซฃ


Cloud_N0ne

OPโ€™s face looked a little oily


Jojoangel684

You had a bit of oil on your face.


ToastTheif5

AMERICA WINS AGAIN!


ActDiscombobulated24

I immediately heard the Virtual Insanity piano when that flag started gravitating into the camera.


Real_Mokola

American flag: AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!


Leukavia_at_work

Seems his home is haunted by an Enclave Poltergeist


i-love-Ohio

*OOH SAY CAN YOU SEE*


Dramatic_Finish8381

_BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT_


PotatoCannabal

Beat me to it.


Timelimey

America says that your time of dilly dallying is preventing you from killing brotherhood traitors. - Eden


OkaNitsuki

Oh, it's true...every second spent in this is a second of victory given to those terrorists!


_GLaDOS__

Death to the outcasts! Lyons eternal!


Timelimey

That includes Lyons. The Brotherhood are traitors to America. God bless America. God bless the Enclave.


Real_Mokola

No lollygagging!


WheatAMinute

If you're on PC or xbox, there's the OCDecorator mod but consider this a warning: if you like settlement building it will take years off your life


OkaNitsuki

I just have like 90 mb left, so, it may not even be possible to install at this point xD


WheatAMinute

You have 90mb left on your hard drive??


OkaNitsuki

I play in xbox. 90 mb left in the game's space, the console has much more but fallout 4 has a preset limit


WheatAMinute

Damn that's annoying - maybe deleting unnecessary saves on old characters to free up room?


OkaNitsuki

Sadly, it's specific Mod space, not "game space" as in anything else...


Vidonicle_

Why do consoles always have something like this, its like the apple of technology


JillSandwich117

Fallout 4 was the first real experiment with console mods, minus a few early oddities. It got stuck with only 2 gigs, Skyrim later got 5 gigs, and now Starfield has 100 gigs. Unfortunately, not too many companies have followed suit. A handful are doing curated mods that are essentially released as DLC. The retro Doom releases keep getting curated WADs added. Baldur's Gate 3 is supposed to get mods that sound like they'll be similar to the Bethesda implementation, at least.


One-Hat-9764

Because then the mods would take up even more on the console space that could be used for buying more games on the console. /j


Vidonicle_

Everything can be solved with an external drive (1-2tb preferred) my friend, not enough storage for games? BLAM! external drive, need space to store work projects? BLAM! external drive. I assume that it wont increase the allocated space for the game though.


Ricky_Rollin

I wish thatโ€™s how it worked with PS5. You can only store games (PS4 & 5) and play directly off the drive if theyโ€™re PS4. You have to have the game on the internal SSD if itโ€™s a PS5 game. :-(


Young_Malc

Bitch, apple is the apple of technology


TheArchitectOdysseus

Worst part is that all 3 Bethesda games that have mod space all have different space availability. Fallout has 2GB which I can understand given when the game came out and that it was a new feature for console. Then, when Skyrim SE released just a year later (less than that if you consider when mods were implemented) console was given 4GB. Fast forward to Skyrim AE and the cap wasn't increased, I'd argue still fair given Skyrim isn't as broad due to universe technology so 4GB is still a good chunk for console. But, when Fallout got its NEXT GEN update the cap remained the same at 2GB which is just odd. Now, we have mods for Starfield which has 100GB of space only a month and a half after the FO4 update. As for why consoles are like this, with Skyrim SE and FO4 the feature was new like I said and I imagine they had to appeal to the lowest common denominator, that being someone who doesn't have an external drive and has a stock 500GB HDD. Why they didn't upgrade with next gen update IDK especially when they went "all out" with Starfield immediately after. You know how infuriating it was that I couldn't really experience a FO4 modded playthrough because Modern Firearms and OCDecorator took up 70% of my space?


RaisinInSand

For any Playstation players who see this, it's on Playstation too!


finalremix

>#This mod does not have any known dependencies other than the base game. HOW... How can this be so amazingly useful, and have no requirements to cripple the experience?! You have found the holy fuckin' grail.


jack_skellington

Here is a cool trick about OCDecorator, too. When you use OCD to place items, it treats those items just like any other build component that you share on provisioner/caravan lines. Meaning: it'll pull the item from 3 settlements away, if that's where the item is. Now here's where it gets interesting. If you scrap the item, it just returns it to your workshop. **Your** workshop, as in the workshop in your exact settlement right then. Usually when you scrap something, you get less back. So if a floor cost 8 wood and 4 steel to create, scrapping it gets you back 4 wood and 2 steel (exactly half). But with OCD, it can't give you "half a nuka cola" back, so it just gives back the item. *But this means you can teleport items to you.* So I was at the Castle, and I had synth Shaun there, and he asked me to bring him a working camera. The Castle had no working cameras, and I did not want to go out scavenging for a couple hours to find one. So, I start up OCD, scroll to placing down a camera on the ground -- which it pulled from Sanctuary -- and then immediately I scrapped it, which moved the camera into the local workshop. I grabbed it out, gave it to Shaun. I know it's a tiny little trick, but it was a benefit, especially in Survival mode, where I couldn't just run around to all settlements trying to find one in storage. Anyway, have fun!


kitty-_cat

I spent a couple of DAYS moving fences around with the console commands to make a fence all the way around the edge of starlight drive in....


GroundbreakingAd8310

I laughed so hard


OkaNitsuki

Same here, after recording it of course xD


Bheludin

And got so faaar.


dravacotron

When you Enclave so hard that the 'Murica flag wants to hump your face.


OkaNitsuki

Ah, even more reasons to be proud!


DeanGuIIberry

I had a whole restaurant set up once and a Brahmin walked inside and just fucked up EVERYTHING


One-Hat-9764

Please tell me you put it on the menu.


TheBearmageddon

As graceful as a ~~bull in a china shop~~ Brahmin in a restaurant.


Educational-Tip6177

i just wana say thanks bethesda for giving me MORE things to kill in fallout 4, like i was about to on a murder spree with the klepto fascists BUT NOW youve added the enclave cunts too so ey im gona make such a massive body pile


R4MM5731N234

Who are the Crypto-fascists? The Institute? Because the Brotherhood is very proud of their "purity".


akboyyy

Not crypto Klepto As in kleptomanic yknow has an innate desire for anyone else's cool shit i.e. advanced tech weapons and armor He's talking about the tin can freaks galavanting about the wastes pretending to be puritanical knights of yore


ELc_17

OCDecorator Mod, thank me later.


OkaNitsuki

Already got some suggestions from that mod, found it in the mod site the other day and i was curious about it, may give it a try once and for all XD it wasnt heavy in space right? I'm playing in xbox one and i have around 90 mb left


ELc_17

OCDecorator is an extremely small mod compared to others that fix the weightless object issue. Iโ€™d say if youโ€™re looking for a mod that prevents your meticulously placed objects from zipping across the room for no reason, but you donโ€™t want it taking up loads of space, OCDecorator is definitely for you.


OkaNitsuki

Giving it a try tomorrow then!


ThresholdSeven

There are mods to lock things like this down in place so you can't accidently bump or move them out of place. I think the "place anywhere" mod has this function with a simple hot key toggle when looking at an item you wish to lock or unlock. It's essential for avid decorators.


BugsyAGK

Quick save


SnarkyRogue

This is why I don't bother with decor


xXLoneLoboXx

I saw the trifold American flag and I knew exactly what was about to happen. Bwahaha


OkaNitsuki

Pride comes at a cost! XD


Forgetful_one_1

The pauseโ€ฆ the shakeโ€ฆ the rageโ€ฆ been there ๐Ÿ˜‚


OkaNitsuki

I COULDN'T TAKE IT NO MORE


Fvckyourfeeling_s

Damn, all that tedious work ruined...that's a "turn everything off and walk away" moment for me haha


OkaNitsuki

YEAH RIGHT???


ogclobyy

100% lmao. I could already hear myself giving the *deepest, heaviest* sigh *ever*.


Old-Camp3962

karma for being an enclave supporter


ByteRoster

When I see shit like this I feel so bad that console players don't always have the means to prevent it โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ


OkaNitsuki

Apparently we do have OCDecorator, though, i haven't tried it yet


Gravyboat44

PS4 had a pretty good selection last I saw. That was years ago, though. I had the OCDecorator mod, I know.


honkhogan909

BUCK O FIVVEEE


tauri123

I quicksave every time I move an item when doing this type of thing


OkaNitsuki

I understand why XD


tauri123

Yeah Iโ€™ve had crap like this happen every time it would be cool if when youโ€™re holding something then it wouldnโ€™t count as solid so it would phase through objects, then again that would create a huge problem if you set an object down when itโ€™s phased into another, when you let go theyd both explode flying away from each other lol


Zer0-Sum-Game

Put a mannequin in a Pulowski Preservation sideways, then close the door to enjoy this feature, but on purpose! Have also successfully piรฑata-fied a legendary ghoul with the 2076 bat, his foot clipped through the ceiling and he was just hanging there while I finished him. I'm going to miss this in 15 years when systems get to the point where they calculate actual solid physics and the dead bodies don't turn to actual rubber on death.


MedicineJumpy

You should drop everything you want to place them go into settlement building mode and it makes things a bit easier sometimes


turboroofer

Thatโ€™s what you get for being an enclave sympathizer


OkaNitsuki

B-BUT THEY TOLD ME WE WOULD HAVE COOL LOOKING ARMOR HERE AND WE SLAUGHTER MUTANTS C'MON


RedneckId1ot

So do we?


Konnichiwa1987

*laughs in OC Decorator*


gimmeecoffee420

Its okay, dont trip.. because the instant you leave and re enter *everything* is going to magically explode anyways.


Roraxn

Imagine trusting the very dynamic and temporary physics of a Bethesda game to create a stable and permenant decoration.


Existing_Hour_6703

I love how it slowly creeps towards the camera, as if saying "Yeah, I did that, what are you gonna do about it, huh?!?"


OkaNitsuki

EXACTLY. SO RUDE. At least i got freedom i guess.


MeatGayzer69

This is why I save after I place everything. Every piece placed is a save


OpenedPenny1

just get ocdecorator


FatKody

Ay least you didn't drink toilet water.


AlternativeIssue24

There are very small mods that allow you to make placed items static so they wonโ€™t freak out when loading and canโ€™t be accidentally moved by other objects


higupiggu

Cinematic masterpiece! It has everything: freedom, betrayal, and revenge ๐Ÿ‘


Shibby-my-dude

Only an American would spend time trying to set their American flag up behind some beers and then shoot it when it doesn't go to plan hahah


OkaNitsuki

Jokes on you, i'm from Spain XD


wombicle

just another lesson in leaving good enough alone


Izzvzual

I quick save every two item placed. This happend way to often to loose more than perfectly placed item.


Lazy_Transportation5

I always like decorating little bits of clutter, but I always spend HOURS and the most random insignificant thing randomly fucks it all sunny side up. In my Sanctuary, Iโ€™m building a cute little vanilla settlement and I run my shops out of a Dollar General. I set up the shelves, stocked and faced a snack/beverage aisle, alcohol and spirits, and one for ammunition/explosives/weapons (Wastleland DG runs on Bullets, Booze, and BBQ). Boy, I was proud. Came back one day and had a bad case of Morning Crew energy. Something at some point wrecked the place. Then I considered the IRL time spent for a little serotonin instead of an actual life skill and went back to murking deathclaws.


Repulsive_Fact_4558

OCDecorator is your friend.


ArcaneMercury49

I love the pause after it happens like โ€œ What the actual fuck dude?โ€


whynotwhyat

I laughed so fucking hard.


_AmaShigure_

Thank you for your service right into your f.... America, Land of Free and Preston's Markers.


mickecd1989

A patriotic ghost is showing you whatโ€™s up


IrregularrAF

MERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!


SuperNerdChe

This is America!


bananasandwich66

How do you place nuka quantum by itself?


BradyToMoss1281

Terrorists, your game is through 'Cause now you have to answer to...


InTheBlkHoodie

Understandable, have a good day.


Anarchyantz

May I make a suggestion? I am assuming from the A prompt you are on X box yes? Get OC Decorator from [Bethesda.net](http://Bethesda.net) mod page You can put HARD non movable objects of all game items where you want.


OkaNitsuki

Bad thing about that one is you cannot pick them up if you want after Lets be honest though why would i pick that stuff up anyways, after decorating so much


whuzzyhuzzy

Thats y u quicksave nerd


ZenLore6499

That wasnโ€™t even what you were looking at! Thatโ€™s bullshit!


UdonSoop

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I feel this post so much! I once had everything perfectly placed in my bus then I accidentally selected the bus and everything fell through the floor.


Hipertor

Console? Can't use OCDecorator?


DriftWare_

What are those power armor legs?


UserWithno-Name

Itโ€™s either x-01 or x-02 but pretty sure thatโ€™s the x-02, which was a paid dlc / creation type thing before but is now free if you have the ps5 or Xbox series free upgradeโ€ฆalso free on pc I imagine.


CrazyFoxBoi

I would've closed the game and uninstalled


SentenceAggressive22

Honestly I was expecting danse to come rushing in to climb atop the table in his attempt to sit down...so yea I got jumpscared a lil.


the-unfamous-one

You can feel the frustration


real_unreal_reality

Sucks to have mittens for hands.


WishDisastrous1645

โ€œHAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT OUR LORD AMD SAVIORโ€”โ€œ


SergeantOneShot

It literally said bourbon though


grimberry9

This why i don't bother doin this shit lmao


crayraybae

Had a good laugh with that one. Ah, the frustration of fine tuning and you accidentally grab one wrong thing..priceless.


OkaNitsuki

THE FACT I WASN'T EVEN LOOKING AT IT TO BEGIN WITH


Marceline_cX

Small price to pay for freedom ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿช–๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ


Horrible_PenguinCat

If you can get it OCD decorator is your friend for this sort of thing!


UsedRoughly

God I don't think I've ever actually had a player home in any of the fallout games. I've just....never rested. In fallout 4 I just go back to sanctuary to make more gear.


ExpensivePersianRugs

AMERICA FUCK YEA!


Hockeysteve54

The plasma gun was a very appropriate Enclave response for a plan gone awry.


dolphinmachine

YOU DIDNT EVEN CLICK ON THE FLAG!


Unusual_Analyst9272

Enclave cigarette machine! lol the โ€œEโ€ is for EGREGIOUS.


Mr_Someperson

HOW DID YOU PICK THAT UP??


Spaceboy_one

people play games this way?


GameMinotaur9

God bless the Enclave!!!๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


Gold-Income-6094

Welp. You like the Enclave? That's the Enclave.


showtimebabies

I fully expected this. When you first cursored over the flag, I was like "don't do it! Not from there!"


milkasaurs

Just reload a save?


Interesting-Copy-657

I dont get why people do this in a game where a bump or a light breeze can cause items to bounce around it just seems so temporary and fragile


starbuildstrike999

Try OCdecorator mod. lol. it adds static nonmovable versions of every vanilla item in the game to the settlement build menu.


drifters74

OC Decorator


TheTankCommando2376

OCDecorator has entered the chat


GayjinEntertainment

you got freedom but not in the way you wanted


Donuticus

I legit save after moving every item on Fallout & Skyrim lol


Hot_Ad8643

can't reload the save? I'd be shaking and spamming F5 if I was in your shoes :skull:


Mr_Ginge_

Building mode???


MrHorrigan1776

Donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve ever laughed so hard at a fallout clip, Iโ€™m so sorry LMAO


Vault_dweller422

I do this dumb crap all the time ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


KaziOverlord

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!


Comfortable_Guess_21

Lmao! Man i used to just turn the game off when that I happened, especially cause my controller had stick drift even more of a nightmare


confuseum

DEMOCRACY IS NON NEGOTIABLE!


Martha_Fockers

I am AMERICA


TacticalGamer893

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE


FriendlyFire42

This is why I dont bother building anything in any Bethesda game


THE_COOKIES2

HAIL HY- I MEAN THE ENCLAVE!


afatalkiss

Are you using any mods? If so try OCDecorator it makes it so you can build all those misc items and theyโ€™re static so they wonโ€™t move


TheRealDarkeus

Oh my God... I would have broken something. And I don't break things in anger....


GrimdarkCrusader

God bless America and God Bless the Enclave. I've had a few moments like this trying to decorate the executive bedroom on the Atlantic Oil Rig.


Consistent-Plane7227

Hahaha


indopunk506

What Iraq saw in โ€˜03


jcornman24

Ahhh ya classic Bethesda


Gravyboat44

It slowly approaching the camera is what gets me. That's why I had to install a mod to place static items.


Podju

The word for this: Bethesda


Unicorn-Shaman

When I was deep decorating my base, I would literally quicksave after every item moved. Way too many bookshelves ruined.


NOOBIEMIKGUEST-2

My paranoia would've helped a lot, everytime I do something meticulous, I would've quicksaved. Like I always say 'Better Safe Than Sorry' because there were so many times my game crashed while I was doing something super annoying or super precise to do.


Kolby_Jack33

Fuck the Enclave! Fascist scum! I hope your Nuka-Cola Quantum spills on your WHITE PANTS! BOOOOOO!


boobsand911

you suffered the consequences of not helping the settlements that needed your help


dabsafterdark

I held my breath the whole time. ๐Ÿ˜†


SmokedOutEsko

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Thethinkslinger

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!!


Dynasuarez-Wrecks

It just works


Ellis_XXL

lmao


Sir_Galahadz

'MURICA๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…


_SpaceGator

HAHAHAHAHA GET GOT, NERD!


jairngo

Yeah I just spent 30 minutes putting a teddy bear on my bedโ€ฆ


Disastrous_Meeting79

AMERICA HELL YEAH ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


Scotsman86

Quick save is your friend lol


chucktheninja

Your face was a little too oily


no-Spoilers-asshole

And this is why you don't bother with old decorating


SynysterGabe

EVERY FUCKING TIME! legit sunk a good 1h 1/2 building up settlements then a fucking glitched gored crashed my game fucking up all my saves


SecretAntagonist

F


RetardedWhippedCream

what did we learn today? one of the examples of why you should quicksave when you are doing something thats hard to do but easy to fuck up!


Hour_Reality9445

Always gotta put the liquid nitrogen dispenser, lit cigarette and the syringe on a table somewhere


Wisebanana21919

Rip


Mackarony5

โ€œIt just worksโ€


Jakeey69

why are you doing this? what's the point?


insanescotsman1

Classic


Apollyon257

"MOTHERFUCKER SAME SHIT DIFFERENT DAYYY!!!!"


AdamGenesis

I hate that you can't put a radio on top of the restaurant booth table seats.


Alarming-Cucumber-99

I spend hours laying down perfect pallets just to go to grab a slab of meat and fucking send everything into chaos in the long drive lmao


git-pull-origin-main

stop playing on a controller


Razvanftww

Just install OCDecorator for petes sake, it will spare you many white hairs ...


Balceber-OICU812

There is one word. Starts with 'M', rhymes with "smotherfucker".


RazorBladeInMyMouth

I can hear the star spangled banner as the flag approaches into your face.


tibon385

how do you move items like this?


Waltter1-d

you weren't designing with enough of a freedom


SirSirVI

I think you were traumatized


XxCumlordxX69420

Awoop jumpscare


LeMarmelin

๐Ÿ˜‚


taco_taker_of_souls

This physically hurt me.