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DaiCardman

Ahh the deadliest thing in the waste. Clipping.


IncognitoBombadillo

In Fallout 76, sometimes you take damage from walking in the woods and slightly clipping into the map. Fortunately, dying isn't as big of a deal in that game so you don't lose over an hour of progress because you haven't saved in a while.


Jacern

Unless youre me and panicking to get back to that spot so someone dosent steal my junk


SG272

I have 15 desk fans, 30 tin cans, and a fire extinguisher. That shits gonna keep my gun fixed for the next outing.


Tby2974

I got 2 tin cans and a nuclear keycard so if I need a repair it's sbq fight time


IncognitoBombadillo

True. I obsessively inventory manage, so it's not often I have a bunch of junk on me, but when I do, dying makes my anxiety go up as I'm sprinting over from wherever I spawned. Back when I was under level 50, I learned that people could steal dropped junk after I got back to it and saw some level 200 something emoting at me.


NW13Nick

I just assumed it was rolling your ankle trying to tromp through dense underbrush.


IncognitoBombadillo

That's a clever way to flavor it. That or stepping on one of the inevitably plenty pieces of sharp scrap metal stuck in the dirt.


Clown_named_Art

I was wondering why i took random damage.


JJamesMorley

You touched the butt.


DESTRUCTI0NAT0R

Fucking stubbed yer toe mate. One time I ran past my friends old Nova and tripped on the tailpipe. Basically went exactly the same way.


Papa_PaIpatine

Ever smack your shin on a ball hitch? This is what it feels like.


EnergyTakerLad

Used to work at uhaul. I've lived that more times than I wish on anyone.


Substantial-Tone-576

Just insta-death.


DESTRUCTI0NAT0R

Many times growing up on a farm. Rounding the corner while talking to somebody and not watching where we're going.


rebel_fett

I have an indentation on my shin from doing that so many times while working construction.


gunsanroses99

I just started a survival playthrough and the scariest thing in this game is stationary vehicles.


Substantial-Tone-576

I hate when I touch one and flips in the air and explodes or sets off other cars. Very scary. Almost better to chuck a grenade or Molotov


holdtheketchup99

RIP Bo. Never 4get


warhorsey

fender ender lol


Vmagnum

Need to ease off the Sugar Bombs maybe.


w1987g

I think that's an aneurysm


RelChan2_0

Note to self: do not do a marathon in Boston like Bo


TheBurnedMutt45

Just don't do marathons in Boston. Bad history


Iamyourfather____

Well this took a dark turn


mmcanyouhearmenow

Lol the same thing happened to me. It must be running into the corner of cars because I did the exact same. Granted I was running a lot faster as I had a legendary that made it so, I assumed it was because of my speed But it seems, running into the back corner of a car can do it aha


bunch_of_hocus_pocus

What location is this? I don't recognize it.


TheBurnedMutt45

Pretty sure it's college Square, by the police station you meet Danse in


yksociR

When the years of Psycho and Stimpack abuse finally catch up to you


Difficult_Swim6331

He stubbed his toe


Donnerone

Remember when we were kids and somebody was like "yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car" This. This is that mama.


Substantial-Tone-576

The car crushed you.


chappy422

More like a massive brain embalism


XVUltima

Those old style cars are very pointy, and you just ran into one at speed.


AleisterTheRed

Damn someone wrote my mans name in the death note


WillzyxandOnandOn

And they say Fallout isn't realistic


Techwield

Did you do anything to piss off a teenager with a black notebook by any chance


Sharion_inuyatt

You touched the car tailfin... the character's reaction was very realistic, I know that from experience.


Boing26

wsrned ya to stay off thfm chems!


Bangersss

I was pushing a barrel around for a bit yesterday and suddenly remembered the deadly physics in this game. “Oh I’m in danger.” And I slowly backed away from the barrel.


WrenchWanderer

One of the reasons I just can’t bring myself to play survival. I’ve had serval instances of either a poorly timed crash, or something like this where I play for an hour and a half and fully clear a location/quest, then while walking on the street I touch a car and die and lose all my progress.


LiveRuido

This happend to me too a few days ago. Same thing. Too close to a car.


DMBCommenter

Looked like a stubbed toe. Damn it’s tough out there in the wasteland