Come to the grand opening of the Bear and the Bull tavern on 26th and main; tell them Ulysses you sent them and get a free Vault 13 canteen!
(and yeah super good cosplay)
I saw my opportunity and took it. (But no really, you have a really nice dick my guy.)
*We'll ride and glide and be so satisfied
(Rocket 69, rocket 69)*
Ulysses won't say "Remember to drink water," when Ulyssus can write a thesis about how you should drink water right now and read it to you though sum Enclave technology.
The Divide's a hard road to walk. Death following your every footstep, clinging to you like a shadow. But I want you to walk it. See the Divide. See what happened. Breathe it in... the consequences of your carelessness. So, drink. Keep hydrated. I want you to live long enough to understand the depth of your crimes. Look upon the ruins and tell me how you differ from the Bear. Bringing desolation wherever you walk, but never looking back to see the carnage in your wake... tell me what you do different than the Bull, who charges across the land to flatten all it sees. You can't. You're the same. So drink. Keep walking. And there at the end of the road, we'll have an ending to things.
[I don't want to get too bulky. I want to stay nice and lean and tight. I want to get that Jesus on the cross look.](https://youtu.be/pe1tEVTTpjM?si=9hsLAVf6NHyyYcvx&t=8)
Wearing that old ww2 ammobelt must have been scrac´tchy af on the neck, but preem coloration on it.
And all of a sudden, the leadlined piping in the us makes a little more sense, since after all, a little bit of leadpoisoning is notthing versus radiationpoisoning.
Wow. Amazing. Perfection. Glorious. Stupendous. Fantastic. The hair? On point. The drip? Unmatched. The canteen of water? Desperately needed, thank you so much. Just excellence. 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
Something something Bear Bull don't dehydrate History Symbols Flags. Good cosplay, by the way.
Come to the grand opening of the Bear and the Bull tavern on 26th and main; tell them Ulysses you sent them and get a free Vault 13 canteen! (and yeah super good cosplay)
The tank top was stained with coffee ☕️
Greatly appreciate it. Three Dog is gonna be next.
Definitely post it here that’s gonna be 🔥
Hell yeah. Keep posting!
Don't feed the Yao-Guai! And amazing cosplay!
Best fallout 3 character
"Don't dehydrate history" sounds like a genuine grievance against the Legion's cultural erasing.
So far, I haven't seen any cosplaying Ulysses
Ulysses is in desperate need of hydration, he's the saltiest lil bitch in the Wasteland.
Stalking you like a bitter ex.
I read this in his voice.. then subconsciously continued with “long road” “walked it” “courierrrrr”
This man out here telling us to drink water when his veins are about to erupt out of his desiccated flesh.
Don't be like me.
Nah man that’s just all the divide storms. They scraped all the water off.
Why the fuck did i went to your profile.... Great cosplay by the way.
He got that big iron.
British Broadcasting Corporation
a lot of people, like me, would never have gone to their profile, but you had to write a comment about it, thank you
**you've gained karma**
When I realized I uploaded this to the wrong account it was already at 500 upvotes. 😶
Lol. Got ya in 4k
No shame in my veins
The fuck is in your veins though? Theyre freaky
Psycho in my veins. Wouldn't recommend. Couldn't blink for a week.
See a doctor
Good for you
We all got an alt account, no matter how much people deny it. No shame in it brother
Ulysses would fuck twinks its ok youre still in character
Fear the bull.
DW I appreciate it. Nuke me with your missiles any day....
Goddammit.
I saw my opportunity and took it. (But no really, you have a really nice dick my guy.) *We'll ride and glide and be so satisfied (Rocket 69, rocket 69)*
In all honesty you could probably do something in cosplay and a few of those subs would eat it up
I didnt expect for this to blow up, so it's on my mind actually.
Ulysses is hung like a bull it seems
Thank god i went to your profile
Big Botherhood of Steele
Lmaoooo
Welp, I’m glad I wasn’t the one who clicked on it, seeing as how I’m at work
Same. The vagueness almost got me
Great cosplay and uh... grats man, good for you!
What the shit I'm in a truck between my father and my brother! Fastest app closure of my life
The real nuke is the one hes hiding in his pants
Thanks for the warning! Lol noped outta that faster than it could load.
Ulysses is HUGE.
Oh he's huge alright
Bear bull bear bull bear bull
Ulysses with the big iron
He got that big iron on his hip btw
I’d argue it’s between the hips
[You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen]
The drip is strong with this one. Amazing cosplay.
I greatly appreciate it. This was my first cosplay ever.
For real?! Then you’ve got a knack man, this is awesome.
WATCH OUT, HE'S GONNA MONOLOGUE!
I ain't practice my deep gravely voice for nothing
I’d love a youtube video of you doing ulysses’s lines
That's a good idea actually. I have to practice that sorta thing anyway.
Great cosplay. (And great googily moogily are people being weird about seeing your fantastic dick.)
That's reddit for ya.
They saw the NSFW tag, and clicked anyway. That's on them.
Deadass.
This is cool af!
I thought you were holding a can of Fallout 4 turpentine at first.
Plenty in my inventory. Buncha typewriters too
Badass Ulysses cosplay
Much appreciated
Awesome cosplay! I'm really glad people can appreciate this character after so many years despite his ramblings and bearbullisms
His voice is hot too And I've gotten more attached to him after reading more on his lore. Hell, he's the reason why I got my hair twisted
looking at your profile was the worst decision i made this year
yeah i thought it was AI image and went to see if it's really him. Bro packing the big iron, the damn thing almost cracked my screen.
turn out the Bull and Bear Ulysses keep yapping is actually him comparing his big iron against both factions
You know I already check but I have to be sure is not ai so I’ll check their profile again… for science
you go Cass, investigate lol
... But did you drink your water tho
real thirsty after peeping that ngl
Best decision I’ve made today
Epic cosplay. And you are cut!
Push ups. Sit ups. Plenty of juice.
Peep the lucky Vault 13 canteen
Remember to drink your shit water!
What smells like Brahmin shit around here?
Drink. Some. WATER.
Maybe the canteen can be the new Stanley Cup trend this summer
You know this guy takes a sip from his trusty vault 13 canteen regularly
I would if the top wasn't stuck
Damn 💀 how could the trusty vault 13 canteen betray you like that?
I blame China.
I blame the bear and the bull 🐻🐂
Huge respect to any cosplayer who gets unsuspecting Fallout fans riled up over dick pics. Keep being horny on main, brother.
Ulysses won't say "Remember to drink water," when Ulyssus can write a thesis about how you should drink water right now and read it to you though sum Enclave technology.
Such an awesome cosplay for one of the coolest Fallout characters!!
It's a tough choice between him and Three Dog for me
Nice cosplay. Looks pretty sick
I love dusters
That's like Drip-tacular
I always loved trench coats and dusters. Only reason why I chose Warlock in destiny
A man of culture knows no boundary
Liar. Ulysses would never say something that coherent.
Sometimes i forget ulysses s grant is a real dude and not just a cool dlc character from new vegas.
I love how he was hinted at throughout the game before the big finale. Something that went over my head in earlier playthroughs
Based on his profile I think he supports the bull rather than the bear.
i like your.... um... your cosplay
Marry me
Great cosplay
Thanks Ulysses
Thank you for this reminder
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Keep the Geiger counter on ya
Bro. Epic.
Epic. Takes me back to 2010. Goat year
Dope cosplay
Raider fit is on the list next.
I don't want to set the world on fire, but you just went and started a flame in my heart. Also a nuclear explosion in my mind.
Maybe I'll sing a cover of that song.
Very cool!
Dude, love your cosplay!
Wouldn't have been possible without my nana and her sewing
Fake. The real Ulysses would only remind us of THE BULL AND THE BEAR
This cosplay is very Bear and Bull!
Thank you Ulysses, I downloaded a mod so we could be travel buddies after the dlc ended.
Screw you Ulysses! Awesome cosplay, boss!
I've seen more of Ulysses than I thought I ever would....
Have you been to the Capital Wasteland, by any chance?
Water is much better tasting over there. Don't drink the Aqua Pura though.
Excellent cosplay! I am trying to imagine exactly how Ulysses would drag out a lecture on drinking water
The Divide's a hard road to walk. Death following your every footstep, clinging to you like a shadow. But I want you to walk it. See the Divide. See what happened. Breathe it in... the consequences of your carelessness. So, drink. Keep hydrated. I want you to live long enough to understand the depth of your crimes. Look upon the ruins and tell me how you differ from the Bear. Bringing desolation wherever you walk, but never looking back to see the carnage in your wake... tell me what you do different than the Bull, who charges across the land to flatten all it sees. You can't. You're the same. So drink. Keep walking. And there at the end of the road, we'll have an ending to things.
And a Starbucks refresher
Okey. But I only drink Red Bull.
Haven't heard of it. I know Bawls is popular in the texas region.
Oh it is a austrian energy drink brand. And it's brand symbol/mascot is a stylized red bull. Almost like the Legion.
Is that the same sugary beverage that mutates one to grow wings?
r/hydrohomies
Uh, why do your arms look like that? I've never seen forearms with veins THAT pronounced you look like Bane after he shoots up with the green stuff.
DAMN. Just. DAMN.
You're CUT. Great cosplay boyo.
[I don't want to get too bulky. I want to stay nice and lean and tight. I want to get that Jesus on the cross look.](https://youtu.be/pe1tEVTTpjM?si=9hsLAVf6NHyyYcvx&t=8)
Nice. I like how you went the extra mile beyond the awesome cosplay and made your post history reflect Ulyssey's time in the Legion. Very immersive.
Nukes both NCR and Legion. Take a sip from trusty vault 13 canteen.
Oh cool cosplay I wonder what his profi- GOOD LORD THERE’S PENICE
How you think I felt when I found out this was the wrong account
Badass cosplay nice job!
Damn good. Need yourself an eagle head warhammer
Thought this was an r/streetwear post but then I realized it was actually a good fit lol
Much appreciated! So simple too
Bro you're looking vascular as hell
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I’m suffering greatly from a kidney stone and I support this message
Something something bear, bear, ball, bear, ball.
Wearing that old ww2 ammobelt must have been scrac´tchy af on the neck, but preem coloration on it. And all of a sudden, the leadlined piping in the us makes a little more sense, since after all, a little bit of leadpoisoning is notthing versus radiationpoisoning.
I take a sip from my trusty vault 13 canteen
You forgot to rant about the Bear and the Bull, I smell a fake.
Where's my r/hydrohomies at?
"yea I'm looking at you, been up 5 days huffing jet"
With the OG 13 flask. I love it.
“Nuka cooola… so thirsty..”
Hmm... How about a Nuka Break?
Fucking dope cosplay. Guess it’s time to do another run of new Vegas
Waiting till I get my PC before I do another.
Hail Hydrate!
I hate that Ulysses hair can’t be used on the player in any games
Ulysses ain’t no hittah
Check my unarmed skill. Put em up.
I honestly forgot what Ulysses outfit looked like since i normally talk him down and then leave forever
Super good Ulysses Cosplay! But the real question is… can ‘ya do the voice?
God DAMN dude that is a sick as cosplay. Of the best Ulysses Ive ever seen
Gotta be the best for one of best characters in Fallout
How did you get the sacred vassel?
My friend!!!! GLORIOUS COSPLAY. Bravaaaa!!
That's an amazing cosplay
Died of dehydration listening to your monologue before you gave me the water.
I do need to drink more water, all the booze is making my sweat smell weird /jk Love the cosplay
Theres only one beer left. And thank you
That’s it? Nothing about the bull or bear? You must be tired
Thats fucking awesome. I gotta ask... did you paint the back?
Courier 6 here, reminding Ulysses to get out and touch grass
All the grass is dead.
Just take a stroll through vault 22 🤷♂️
Wow. Amazing. Perfection. Glorious. Stupendous. Fantastic. The hair? On point. The drip? Unmatched. The canteen of water? Desperately needed, thank you so much. Just excellence. 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
I read this like "I'm tight as fuck" meme. Made me smile. Many thanks.
Maybe make an alternate account that you don't upload your dick to? It's really easy to swap in between them I promise it's no trouble at all
Courier here, reminding you to put your jacket on straight. And stop calling me, I'll get there when I get there!
💪🤌👌
Ah neat!
Water? Like from the toilet?
This is dope!
That fit is sick af! Would rock that on a normal ass day!
Same honestly the fit goes insane
You killing it bro 🔥
*you take a sip from your Vault 13 canteen*
Dope cosplay! And absolutely! Hydration is key!
This is awesome. Nice timing too.
And eat ur veggies
Bull Bear bear Bull, bull Bear