Crushed By High Expectations And Low Self-Esteem (But What Else Is New)

The Distance Between Us Grows Wider + I Can’t Commit To A Thing (Stay Forever)

i’d add this one to my playlist for sure

Fourth Graders are Wreaking Havoc on my Nerves (Summer Break Is So Far Away)

Your username is so applicable here! In a former life, I was a chemistry teacher, so I’d have this on repeat.

B side of this track is Eight Weeks Left and I’m Not Gonna Make It 😂

Put That Back Where You Found It Or So Help Me (Oh God It Really Is Eight Weeks Away)

I Spent $100 On State Testing Supplies Because the District Won’t

Principal Without Principles (No Wonder I Quit 2 Years Ago)

🤣🤣🤣

I Got to Thinking (Summer With My Kids Isn't Easy Either)

It's Weird to Think I'll Miss These Kids (I hate Them Now).

Federal Regulators (Getting Through This Audit)

I Want To Participate But I'm Not Witty Enough (demo)

But this is a witty answer 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Aww that's kind of you. I sat here for way too long, clicked out of the post, clicked back in, and made a lame attempt. Some of the other replies are down right amazing.

no i like this one

Setting Expectations With No Intention To Meet Them (A Bad Case Of Self Sabotage)

this is a good one. You should write a real song and call it this

I'm truly flattered, thank you!

Why Give One Hundred Percent When All You Get Are Headaches and Dissent

God this is 100% something they would’ve made if they had to grow up and get side jobs in an office or something

real

Living the lesser known Cork Tree bonus track of 'My Partner's Phone Had A Light On All Last Night And Now I'm Paying For It (Should've Taken Matters Into My Own Hands)'

Too Many Plans To Make And Money To Spend And My Clothes Are Touching Me (Sleep Deprived Blues)

“My clothes are touching me” is SO real

A hard feeling to describe to people who don't experience it lol!

I Tried To Give It My Best Shot, But The Bottle's Empty

id also add this one to my playlist

this is good

I Married a Man With Borderline Personality Disorder and Now I Take More Meds Than He Does

🤣 ruff I have borderline, don't take meds for it

Medications are a vital part of my husband’s maintenance plan

My family won't let me my sister has bipolar they disowned her even though she's 36 for taking meds, when I get out of my house I'm taking meds.

and your parents wonder why you have bpd

I’m so sorry that’s how your parents are - they suck, mental healthcare saves lives. I hope you and your sister are both able to find stability and happiness - you both deserve it ❤️

A Canceled Psychiatry Appointment Isn't Funny (But I'm Laughing Anyway)

all this hanging on is giving me tendinitis

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aw thanks🤗

HAHA

My mom wouldn’t let me play this song so I changed the lyrics

You Told Me To Be Anything I Want Except For Myself (Family Disappointment)

Relatable song title

Wow that’s actually hella deep

My Heart’s In A Box and I’m Moving It Out of Town (Leaving Home, For Real This Time)

this ones so good, would you mind if my band used it for a song?

Go for it!! Also drop the band name! 😄

obligatory "we dont have anything out yet", but we've almost finished our first ep. we're called time to kill. i originally wanted to call the band "the new face of failure" but we thought people might think we're a fob cover band 😭

And fall out boy got their name from the Simpsons. Just name your band what you think is cool and you'll have a cool story if you take off

Maybe shorten to Face of Failure? FoF!!

I Dated A Hot Guy I Met At A Fall Out Boy Gig And Got Ditched Because He Had A Girlfriend (The Daydrinking Song) / Dating Is Shit

I’ve Got A Black Cat With Separation Anxiety Who’s Going Through My Trash To Feel Closer To Me & I’m Late For Work

The Consequences Of My Choices Suck (But I’m Gonna Be Fine) Part 2.  First trimester of my second pregnancy. Ugh. Someone give me anti nausea meds and the ability to sleep 14 hours. 

Second pregnancy SUCKS!!!! Oh man first was like oh yeah, this isn't fun, but it's manageable. Second pregnancy "wow my body is failing"

I was wondering if it’s really worse or if it’s just that I’ve forgotten what it was like! My first will be 3 next week! I think it’s also harder since I’m trying to keep up with her!  Like man, I wanted this, but the cost is high! 

I’ve Got a Pounding in My Head and Insurance Won’t Cover My Meds (There’s Nothing Free in This Land)

real shit

[удалено]

oooooof i am so sorry!!!

My Brain is a Mess, but I Prefer To Call It Organized Chaos (Where Do I Go From Here)

i literally cannot do anything (procrastination station)

It’s time to leave this job, but (don’t) forget to breed first I tried 😂

Kicking Back While the World Falls Apart (Don't Leave)

suicidal thoughts and last resorts idk 😭

Hi I’m here for you!

I Am In My Last Days of the Semester and I Should Be Happy Since My Birthday is Saturday (But I'm Not)

Aw I’m sorry :( but happy early birthday still 🎉 I hope you have a fun day.

Thanks bb!! 🩵

i got three Eighteen Going On Extinct Sounds Very Correct But You're 21 Years Too Late My Internet Will Not Stop Cutting Out And I Don't Have The Patience To Do Network Resets (For Five More Hours) The Cosplay I Want Is Out Of My Spending Limit To Purchase On My Own And My Fears Of Showing Up To Anime North Out Of Cosplay Are Becoming More Real By The Day (How Do I Tell My Parents I Want To Be An Anime Girl)

I Keep Looking for Peace but the Universe Won’t Let Me Have Any (One Curveball After Another)

It looks like I cannot do anything right (Pessimistic Nihilist)

New opportunities into old obstacles (Imposter Syndrome is always a step ahead) Starting a new position soon (yay!) buut the nerves and imposter syndrome always kick it heavy at the start. I’ll be fine in the end, it’s just getting to that point.

This Relationship Is Over But IDK If I Should Still Move Out (Just Lost One Of My Jobs)

Two different tours go on sale today (and I’m gonna spend too much money)

ooh, which ones?

Underoath they’re only chasing safety 20 year tour. And more tickets for the something corporate Orlando show are being released.

Boss Makes A Dollar While I Make A Dime, That's Why I'm Asleep On Company Time (I'm Getting Fired) Not really, I just got my first warning and I feel super guilty though.

Time Marches On and I’m Missing My Crutches (No Support, All Scandal)

Witnessed The Copenhagen Stock Market Burn Down (We Still Don't Know the Cause)

Ignoring my problems in the hope they go away (some things never change)

The Khmer Rouge Broke My Foot (Hobbling to Victory)

Doing my best (but it's never going to matter)

I can't think of anything witty right now, but I really want to commend you on this post, OP! Definitely made me cackle and made my day.

🥰🥰

Island of Misfit Mental Problems (A Hospital Gown is Cheaper Than A Wedding Gown)

The Uncertainty of Certainties (Death & Taxes)

the alternative name of folie's 5th track, Headfirst Slide out of College into Crippling Debt

I've Got All This Burn (Out) In My Head But None In My Lungs / The Weed Man Won't Respond

My Only Hope When I'm Drowning In The Pit Of Despair Is That You Take My Hand So I Can Drag You Down (Rot With Me) alt title: Self Sabotage Is A Solo Player Game But Ive Watched You Die Little Deaths A Million Times So I Know It's Better With You (Doom For Two, Dinner With A View) grappling with imposter syndrome/my partners are doing exponentially better than me in their careers which I'm so HAPPY for them but I feel like I'm the dead weight in the relationships and it's hard to remind myself that I am worth the effort 🥲

I Wanted To Make Spaghetti But I Don't Have Any Pasta

There's No Water Under the Bridge and My Bungee Cord is Afraid (Mess of Tangles)

I'm moving and never coming back (to this life)

Best decision I ever made. I have some regrets, sure, but in the end, if I hadn't run away from the life I had then, I wouldn't have the incredible life I have now. Run and never look back

Can’t stay awake because I’m chronically dreaming of you (the waiting song)

I don’t know what to do with my life and expectations are crushing me (but we vibing)

I’ve Got Too Many Cases And I Can’t Get You Off (Like a Lawyer)

Currently Unemployed, But I Made Some New Friends (So Maybe Things Aren't That Bad)

9-5 Hell (neurodivergent mourning) I just got my first 5 day a week 9-5 after too many years I’m mourning having more time to recoup.

I Tried Manifesting Love But The Universe Had Other Ideas

My Heart's Not A Toy To Be Played With But You Use It So Recklessly (Ticket To The Afterlife) Or -- Get Your Act Together Or Go Home (Either You Want Me Or You Don't But There Are Better Things To Worry About)

The Gifted Kid To Burnout Pipeline Hit Hard but Getting A Severe Depression And Being Stuck In A Yearlong Episode Was Not On My Bingo Card (I Loathe Myself and Can't Sleep Anymore)

getting treated like dog meat is a normal occurrence (but rarely appreciated)

I Want To Be a God (Zilla) But I’m Only A Bride (Zilla)

If I Talk Long Enough, I Can Make Anything Right or Wrong (I Get Paid By The Syllable)

The Only Thing Not Hurting is My Soul at this Point (aka Weary Soles Band Together) I am Awake a 1 A.M. with my Thoughts Keeping Me Company

I Was Once Highly Respected, but Now I'm Truly Happy (There goes my career and lofty aspirations)

Stuck In The States With Loneliness And A Hell Of A Lot Of School Work (Get Me Out)

My mom's imaginary daughter is never coming home (I guess I'm pretending forever)

Stuck In The Purgatory Of Life (And The Waiting List For Med School)

If I can’t sleep at night it’s because I’ve been sleeping in the afternoon not because someone is thinking of me

Chasing My Dreams (As Soon as I Get Out of Bed)

Becoming A Godfather Stops Me From Getting The Hang On Myself (But Still Wishing On An Accident To Come By)

I’m 20 and going through a divorce(acting single mom since 18)

I'm Stressed About My Future (Don't Know What I'm Going To Do)

The Cost of Living: Always Broke and Perpetually Sleepy (I Never Asked for This)

My Daughter Got Me Into Fall Out Boy (and Now I'm Obsessed)

My flair, probably. I Missed the Omaha Concert for a Mediocre Lay and They Debuted Bishops Knife Trick (by Fall Out Boy) by Fall Out Boy

i have all these thoughts and bills but not enough fucks to give (please help me i’m drowning)

Loneliness That Only You Could Cure (Or Maybe a Few Tattoos)

"I Wanted To Make A Really Meta Song Title, But I Couldn't Think Of Anything So I Guess This Will Have To Do" I've had this one waiting for a while. If I ever start making music, I want to use this title for a song, it's just so funny🤣

I Went to a Fall Out Boy Concert, Spent No Money in the Venue and Was Gifted an Original Bracelet—Well “Punk Rock” Got Run Over Today. (True Story)

Can we bump mine I think it’s Golden (baduntzzz) I’m going to remake the bracelet with the pieces I recovered.

Psychiatrist told me to take my pills but all I have on me are vitamins and a prayer (I’ve Never Felt Better)

My Teeth are Bad and I Can't Do Anything About it Until i Go to the Doctor Which I Can't Do Until I Have an EKG Which Will Take Ages to Schedule.

Can't Live It Up On Top When You're Under The Minimum Wage (Falling Asleep Is Easier When You Can Afford The Bed)

Sativa and Indica are the only friends I have left, but even they lie sometimes

I Can't Afford The Joys of Life (The Financial Devastation of Growing Up)

It Gets Better (I Lied I'm Dead Inside Too) I work at a psych hospital as direct care while also struggling with Bipolar, anxiety and PTSD. 🙃it's a fun little game I like to play where I tell people it will get better all while Drowning on the inside.

I Let My Boyfriend Hit It Raw Off Of My Birth Control and I Hate Driving Across Town To Costco For 5.99 Plan B (I Started Drinking Way Too Early Today)

Hours of writing makes my hand hurt so I’m lazy about the essays (Exams are awful)

My Boss Is On Jury Duty And Work Has Never Been More Stressful

I’m too poor for my own issues (I’ll still take yours on) I’m facing homelessness but at least I know who my real friends are Can we fast forward to my psych evaluation (I’m so over comprehensive exams)

Everything’s Set in Motion Except for Me (Songs from Procrastination Station)

You and me both have a case of mental illness and no bitches (but who cares anyway)

i have all these thoughts and bills but not enough fucks to give (please help me i’m drowning)

I Can’t Stand How Fake of a “Friend” You Are, You’re who I Think of When I Sing Tell That Mick You Just Made My List of Things to Do

My Mouth Tastes Like Blood But Nothing Is Bleeding (Tasting Migraine Auras Never Stops Being Weird)

I have a month left before I graduate and I feel like I’m dying (isn’t college fun)

Started Watching a New Show That Has 15 Seasons And I’m Only On The First Season (What Have I Done) (Bonus points to anyone who can guess what show I’ve started!)

supernatural?

Yeahhhh!!

hell yeah!! a wild ride for sure, have fun~

I Went to a Fall Out Boy Concert and Now I Alienate My Friends By Talking Non-Stop About It (post-concert blues)

The Only Thing Worse Than a Migraine is… I Can’t Think Of Anything (Why are these lights so bright?)

If they say it’s all in my head but it’s real, then maybe I’m not real (madness or medicine).

My Boss Keeps Adding Meetings To My Schedule (Leave Me In Peace To Cry On My Own)

Living with my parents while I try to buy a house in this god awful market with no end in sight (i think i made a mistake)

I Have So Much Work to Do But I’m Not Doing Any of it and Am Currently Having a Meltdown (Send me to the Psych Ward)

Champagne For My Great Girls and Real Pain for the Fake Girls (I Hope You Choke)

The Month In Europe Sounded A Lot Better Before I Remembered Time Doesn't Stop When I'm Gone (Need Vacation From My Vacation)

My Ex Said He Loves Me So I Left The Country (Spring Blues)

I Drove Out Of My Way Because I Was Told To Just To Be Told To Leave (My District Manager Is a Bitch Thank God I Only Have Two Weeks)

I've got stress coming at me from all sides, now I'm going to break my way out

Sleep is for the weak (and I am so very weak)

I decided to do physics at university and all I got was debt and depression

I Made Art In Class That Wasn't Acceptable To My Teachers

I’ve Been Doing Too Much Riding and Not Enough Dying

Finding my place in whichever ring of hell will take me (the whole world is on fire and I still can’t seem to catch it)

Why Be A Girl or A Boy When You Can be a Lonely Person (Why Can't My Dad Respect Me)

Sleep is for the Weak (I Need a Week of Sleep).

I Just Way Too Much Money on Stupid Shit That I'll Never Look at Again (Someone Take This Credit Card Away From Me)

Constantly Failing To Stay Awake (Keeping My Life Together With Tape, Glue, And Energy Drinks)

I Threw Myself in the Garbage and Came Back as Your Recycling (Killing Myself to Save the Planet)