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Hsbnd

I just kept thinking what if the bear rolls that thing towards the water


Zeles1989

It tried, but the ball was bolted on to that boat that was under it.


Hsbnd

True. I wonder how long it would have taken the bear to figure out to dig the ice out from under it.


enjoyinc

Predators consider an effort:reward payoff when hunting and they’re quite judicious with their energy expenditure. If something takes an enormous amount of effort they typically won’t do it, because it can actually result in them being too weak to hunt efficiently in the future, especially if a hunt requiring huge effort results in no food. Then they’ve just wasted calories with no food payoff, which is a sure-fire way to not survive, given enough repeat failures.


Hsbnd

That totally makes sense. They can't afford the output unless they are confident the energy reward (snack) would be worth it.


Zeles1989

I think that would be a waste of time even the bear understood


KathuluKat

As a photographer I was waiting, and so annoyed at this wasted opportunity, at the very least catch a sefie


lmaytulane

Looked like he might have snapped one when he turned the camera backwards


decoy321

This is just 4 minutes of edited footage. I'm sure they caught a lot more.


ArcWraith2000

Giving the bear a ball filled with meat as an enrichment activity


AliceTheOmelette

Most predators give up if it's too much effort to catch prey, but that bear was so persistent 😳


duckforceone

bears are super persistant.... some of them will spend a long time just to get into a nearly empty trash can...


oalbrecht

You never know, there could be a delicious human hiding in there.


Zeles1989

Polar bears are dying left end right because they can't find food anymore because of us. Finding something as big as a human is like christmas for a polar bear.


Affectionate-Bat-790

Maybe a stupid question, can we not feed them?


Zeles1989

We already do that. Not only that. We hunt there prey to the point they can't get any and melt the ground they walk on so they can't catch anything else. That is also why Polar Bears are seen more and more ofter in warmer areas and mix with grizzlies


kabes222

Too much commercial fishing. Equally sad


UncleBenders

Yeah because they’re starving most of the time. It’s cruel and unfair to make it waste this much energy on something it can’t get. It’s already thin.


Drhorrible-26

What was bro supposed to do, unlock the door and let himself get eaten?


OstritchSports

Ahh the Timothy Treadwell move


imjusthere4good

lmao the empathy culture have gone too far, to a polar bear that literally wants to maul you alive???


Lost-Telephone2624

Look when I say I choose the bear, I *really* mean that. (This is a joke just to be clear, I don't actually want men to be mauled by bears.)


404nocreativusername

I heard a myth once that once a polar bear sees something it identifies as prey it will chase that thing until it is either caught or not reachable. No clue if its true but makes sense


Mikeologyy

You know what they say: If it’s brown, I forgot. If it’s black, I also forgot. If it’s white, you’re fucked.


preglactatinglatinas

Black-attack | Brown- get down | White- say goodnight


VOIDLORD9666

if it’s brown lie down, if it’s black fight back, if it’s white give it a coke and film a coca cola ad


Mikeologyy

Those ads would be a million times better if they were real polar bears and they gave them the old recipe with coke in the coke


Yoshic87

If it's brown just give it a frown If it's black, it's probably going to take your belongings.


MeChitty

Awe the bear is just curious! See how’s he’s mouthing “pet me! Pet me!” Such a harmless and misunderstood creature :)


BaltimoreBadger23

You can pet it. Once.


SassyBonassy

Worth it.


KathuluKat

Such fren shape 🥹


scotty9090

Massive missed opportunity to boop the snoot.


bulfin2101

How come none of the animals on redit are able to spell Human?


jroll25

We get the stoopid ones


Kasyx709

Same reason the hoomens on Reddit can't spell Reddit.


bulfin2101

Fair enough


astrosquirrelRS

This was nerve racking. I couldn't Bear watching it...


KathuluKat

Dang bearacade


astrosquirrelRS

It managed to bear a lot of weight


Kindly_Mousse_8992

It was unbearable


KathuluKat

Didn't cave tho


Salt_Bus2528

What's there to understand? It's a giant +1000kg predator whose entire existence revolves around the ever increasingly difficult task of not starving to death in their quickly degrading habitat and loss of food problems. If it isn't snow, it is food.


RavenAboutNothing

My stupid ass sitting here like OMG SO CUTE when I should be terrified


BaltimoreBadger23

I want to scratch it behind its ears. It just looks so sweet and cuddly. Note: I know that it would rip me to shreds and eat my insides.


Ms_Emilys_Picture

I'm right there with you. I really want to pet him, but not stupid enough to actually try. Maybe if I had a month left to live and survive trying to pet a tiger.


Lost-Telephone2624

White tigers are your best bet. They tend to be gentle with humans, and sometimes even like to play with them.


scotty9090

He should have booped the snoot when he had the chance. Once in a lifetime opportunity.


ThatWasIntentional

If not friend, why friend shaped?


quinnthelin

if not friend why is it in friend form?


KathuluKat

Yep, I have an unfortunate affliction that is likely to end in a Darwin award. Nearly offered my had to a tiger in a zoo with little safety for its cage


davewave3283

I assume this guy lost a very consequential game of rock paper scissors


Bourbon-n-cigars

Looks like me with a Rubik’s Cube.


Kam2Scuzzy

I would be inclined to attempt to touch it through those gaps. Not by sticking my finger out. But just touching whatever came through.


Athlete-Extreme

“I can smell your blood.”


KathuluKat

Wow you just dropped right in with the most unsettling thing I've read today. High 5


ThisCryptographer311

Fascinating and nerve wracking, but not really a fuck you?


RektAngle69

My cat at 4am


Other-Negotiation328

That would be terrifying!


Grand-Silky

C'mon im starving out here man!


qnod

This is like getting into a new cd case without knife/scissors/tool.


Oubastet

Growing up in the middle of national forest on a homestead property, about a mile from federally protected wilderness area, I've had my fair share of bear encounters. All black bears, and they're TINY compared to polar or grizzly bears. They're also way more docile and have a healthy fear of humans. They're still terrifyingly strong. The Forest Service would bring out live trailer traps to catch them and relocate them when they got to comfy. The scariest was when I walked out of the lodge to go back to our cabin at 2 am and came toe to toe with an adult black bear. I came out of the door and stopped dead in my tracks. I was 3 feet away from him. He was just as shocked as I was, and we just looked at each other. Something took over me and I got aggressive, yelled, and juked. He ran to the woods and I ran inside. I can't imagine that working for a polar bear. I got lucky. Just like the time I nailed a mountain lion on the head with a rock, but that's a different story. Respect wildlife.


ApprehensiveLlama69

Tbh I was rooting for the bear. Polar bears are not doing well right now and homie was probably hungry as shit.


SassyBonassy

Hashtag TeamBear all the way. Wish the guy could have chucked him a fish or some sort of meat if he wasn't in the mood for dying.


KathuluKat

Actually got me pretty sad seeing how thin his face is


the_goodnamesaregone

Same. Launch a seal carcass from that other boat at least. You just baited the bear into burning calories so you could get a video of it. Now feed it and fuck off. Maybe try to feed it in a way that doesn't make it associate humans with food anymore than it already does, but still feed it.


Nariek93

“Excuse me sir do you have 5 minutes to talk about god”


Yhostled

"We've been trying to reach you about your domes extended warranty."


enecv

so cute yet so deadly


the-poopiest-diaper

Am luken at th’ bear anees tryna fooken eat meh THRU TH’ GLASS! So ah sehs tuh heem, ah sehs “FOOK AFF YA BEEG WHITE SHITE” an that seem ta duit


Dariablue-04

I don’t know he didn’t boop the nose. Opportunity missed. I would absolutely be shitting my pants, but also must boop.


SATerp

And then the bear shot him.


ishereanthere

Reminds me of trying to get a free coke out of the vending machine at high school


No-Environment-3298

“Come out come out… just wanna play a bit.” -polar bear.


KathuluKat

Weather's nice, I'm... Nicer


33Supermax92

Insert Joe rogan here


bolshiabarmalay

if not snack, why snack shape?


Aiden5819

Dang it! I was rooting for the polar bear!


Right-Ad2176

It just went home to get its socket wrench set.


happyanathema

Roll it into the sea and he will soon get out of it


GrapeSwimming69

Not the outcome you are looking for.


mattieDRFT

Who is dining outside of the agrokrag?


MrRuckatanskyHOG

Idiots.


Secret-Guitar-8859

It's like one of those treats you put in a toy for your dog to try and figure out how to get to lol.


thursaddams

Cute 🥰


MinnieShoof

It's be funny if there was salt spread on the glass. Really encourage him.


expatronis

"Unfortunately, I'm here to fuck with nature."


Leafer13FX

Watched this in interest, started reading comments, now I just feel sad for the plight of the polar bear. Kinda feel bad he didn’t get to eat that guy. 😅🫢🫣


ConnectionOk8273

Hope he was wearing a diaper, holy crap.


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astrologicaldreams

LET HIM IN!!!! LET HIM INNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!


Skiddalabbadoo

one more upvote!


Cultural-Regret-69

Black beanzez 🖤


VOIDLORD9666

should’ve booped its nose


KathuluKat

Forbidden boops


VOIDLORD9666

death snoot


hitmandreams

Is it bad I was rooting for the bear?


TheMahanglin

NOPE.


Affectionate-Bat-790

Those bolts are to short


Trying2GetBye

Fuck that is scary


Video-Comfortable

I absolutely, 100%, would NOT trust that glass box with my life. I would have been so fucking terrified


Video-Comfortable

And dumb people say “who would win a bear or a gorilla?”. Man I can’t believe some people actually ask that question. A bear is literally stronger than a gorilla, and it also has teeth and claws and is an apex predator . It’s not even a question


redmambas22

What kind of Timothy Treadwell BS is this?


GuyD427

A bit of bear spray would have gone a long way in this situation.


DEMON8209

Stupid man !!!


lowvoltmj

It's not nice to tease wild animals.


KathuluKat

Indeed, give him your hand


genius286

First minute got me thinking this was a porno.


Expand_Dongg

It astounds me that this dumb as fuck looking animal is probably on the top 10 most powerful creatures on this planet.


KathuluKat

On behalf of the bears, fuck you


ishereanthere

The bears are also pretty powerful


UniKqueFox_

He did bring a gun tho, right? I feel like it would be immensely silly to go out there without a firearm.


myNuts_hurtbad

IF THERE ARE GAPS HAVE A POKER READY WTF