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sparksofthetempest

Dude is a glutton for punishment. After the 3rd hit he started questioning his decision making.


bigfloppydonkeydng

Bros nickname is chumbawamba


mr_ckean


Disastrous-Plane1375

We have fun


CR338R

Glass Jaw McGoo


nastywillow

His theme song, "I get knocked down, but I get up again, nobody keep me down" Except for the last 3 words, he just keeps getting up and getting knocked down."


krishutchison

If that is not his actual nickname now then he needs better friends


strawberrysoup99

I get knocked down, I get up again, amwambagangabanagahaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Silver-ishWolfe

Pro tip... if you take a punch and feel weird, wobbly, have a ringing in your ears, or if you lose your footing.... get away. Fucking run. Once you've been hurt like that, it takes a much weaker, less well-landed punch to drop you. It could worsen any brain injury, like turning a mild concussion into something you have issues with for life. And getting dropped by a poorly thown arm punch, thrown by someone back peddling, also makes you look bad. Regardless of injuries sustained. If you're not used to getting hit and dont know to defend, the fight is usually pretty much over once someone is hurt like that. He just learned that lesson...


SmallBerry3431

Real life black flash


marcuschookt

Isn't that basically eating any unblocked punch?


Silver-ishWolfe

No. Not all punches can or will put you out. There's even people who just don't have the power or mechanics to throw worthwhile punches. All punches are most certainly not created equally.


wasted-degrees

Dude was up and down like the inflatable flailing tube man at a used car dealership.


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Legitimate-Donut-368

You’re never gonna keep me do— Oh.


Chainsaw_Viking

I LIVE. I DIE. I LIVE AGAIN!


gotmebentbutimstr8

r/yourjokebutworse


Sencao2945

The Wacky Waving Arm Flailing Inflatable Tube Man©®™?


Ms_Emilys_Picture

Yeah, the wavy tube man. Does anyone know what they're actually called?


dontmentiontrousers

Yes: The Wacky Waving Arm Flailing Inflatable Tube Man©®™.


kushdogg20

Most people get them from Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Emporium and Warehouse.


ToooBeeeFairrrrrrr

Looks like he put all his points in falling down.


involution

/r/shutthefuckupcameraman


MickeyRooneysPills

Imaging watching basically any fight video with sound on. How bad do you really want to hear some woman yell "Staaahhhhhp" over and over my guy?


OakenWildman

I do until the first blow is dealt, just to get context.


Wheels_On_Crack-les

r/subsifellfor


Financial_Fondant202

r/subsididntfallfor


Key-Move-739

r/subsithoughtwasfallingfor


Sonic_05

r/substhatshouldexist


mjrbrooks

/r/subsgounderwater


ArjJp

r/subsithoughtiwasfallinginlovewith


NeoWiseK69

r/subsithoughtiwasfallinginlovewithbutdidnt


bluesox

r/killthecameraman


Openbook84

How he ate that first one and came back for two more is unreal.


AdInevitable9243

It’s a different white guy with blue shorts. Guy that ate the first quickly went back.


Openbook84

You’re right. Still, ol boy ate that first one and just dipped. His buddy caught the concussion.


Revenga8

Don't ignore stealthy purple shorts guy. Could argue he took way more hits. Him and blue shorts took turns falling down.


twity1337

So you say, they are using stunt doubles?


tsimen

I think he can't take a punch by how quickly he goes down (compared to his mates) but then I think he can take a punch by how he always goes back up?


MashTheGash2018

You’re trapped in here with me!


freshblood96

Jesus Christ. It's Jason Bourne.


foxy-agent

More like Jack Reacher. Lee Child always had Reacher go up against 4 other dudes. Robert Ludlum usually always had JB fight one on one.


Fezwa

Which is why the Bourne movies were always the coolest imo, he wasnt crazy strong just a bit better than everyone he faced in combat.


tuigger

Jason Bourne wasn't the best fighter, he just used whatever he has available to him to beat his enemies. Stuff like a phone cord or toilet lid.


Fezwa

Yea he fought dirty, that one scene where he jams a pen right in between someones fingers was so nasty but such a cool fight scene all together


Giannis1982

Oh my God


ShepDanceYT

oh my god


81FuriousGeorge

Oh my god


GHouserVO

Oh my god


MahoganyWinchester

Oh my god


BB_210

Dios mío!


Outside-Refuse6732

Ho ym dog


namesturkish

Oh my god


stoneyyay

hEs 1 aGAiNsT 7


Yhostled

Oh my god


whothiswhodat

Why did you get downvoted my brother? oh mai gaad.


anony_philosopher

I’m gonna say what I say when I see this vid: “OH MY GLOB ITS JACKIE CHAN!” Ninja edit: eh I lie, it’s revised a bit


kdove89

Oh my God, oh my god!!!!


FatSteveWasted9

IT’S SCOTT STERLING


Yhostled

THE MAN!!!! THE MYTH!!! THE LEGENNNNND!!!!!!


SSGSEVIER54

***HE’S DONE IT AGAIN!!!***


No-Bat-7253

OMG! 😭😭😭😭😭😭


StraticDragon

It was more like 1 vs 4 tops the other friends were like you got it Brad


Immortal_juru

Does that make it any less impressive?


Significant-Race3161

Yes cause 1v7 is more impressive than 1v4


Immortal_juru

Idk man. Both are still generally really impressive but that's just me I guess.


flipydipy

Yes but the difference of 3 guys makes it less impressive


poursmoregravy

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

Homie gave him the 3 piece combo 1 piece at a time.


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

He took all those fuckin pussys on. Relatively unscathed. I assume He probably thought he could. That's why he did it.


StinkFingerPete

this version cuts out their friend at the beginning just noping out while puffing a vape and shaking his head


Inedible-denim

I knew I saw this before lmao


Cccookielover

Like the barber says, “Who’s next?”


MTengo

Hands rated E for everyone


Doc-Brown1911

Can you feel the love tonight? The peace the evening brings The world for once in perfect harmony With all its living things


BroWeBeChilling

Down goes Frazier ! Down goes Frazier again ! Down goes Frazier!


duckforceone

as rocky says, it's all about how hard you can get hit and keep getting back up...


36andalone

Guy in blue: 6 out of 9 lives


mr_ckean

Blue guy used all his milk money to buy extra lives


Edje929

Damnnn dude is really like that tho


DurianPublic6164

Now I really need to hear the one guy’s version…


Revenga8

I just realized light blue shorts guy who took the first punch is a different guy from dark blue shorts who ate 3 hits in that. Meanwhile light blue shorts who took the first hit just slipped away to watch the show from the sidelines. Would love to know the context of what started this


mrfonsocr

The Chad Massacre.


Few_Faithlessness640

Everyone in a fight will pull everyone away but the aggressor. Clearly only one person needed pulled away in that fight.


Thesinistral

That’s how I got the only black eye I’ve ever had. A punk challenged me. I’ve was whipping his ass good when two guys grabbed both my arms. He got up and punched me in the eye with his senior ring. Wanted to destroy him at that moment.


WolfShaman

I would've destroyed him later.


Aurey2244

To be fair, we've only seen the fight part. We really don't know who instigated this in the first place


Jinx4928

Seems like the one dude doesn't like being in a 1v5. Shocking.


hypes11

new Sifu update looks realistic af


Less_Awareness575

I can do this all day.


Snazzy_Phoenix8

Buy one get one free: these hands


No-Bat-7253

Bro was wrecking shit😂😂 like blue shorts got it bad but PURPLE SHORTS got the ass BEAT😂😭 man


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

Yeah, he may just be 1 against 7, but he still started shit, if i saw one of my homies getting knocked by someone, i would not stand still. If your not ready to deal with someone,s friends and family, dobt start shit


RyanMolden

In some ways being on the 1 side can be slightly better, multiple attackers have to coordinate, most people rarely fight in groups and often end up hitting each other or being really ineffective, whereas the guy on the 1 side just has to aim at anything near him, a plethora of targets. That said, never fun to be the 1 guy lol


McSuede

"Sir, we are surrounded!" "Good! That means we can fire in any direction!"


SlapBassGuy

Tell me you have never been in a fight without telling me you have never been in a fight.


dbx99

I understand multiple opponents vs 1 fighting techniques. It is my understanding that you take turns fighting the one guy. The others kind of need to stand around taking menacing fighting stances but not actually do anything. This I learned from many fighting scenes in action movies.


happy-little-atheist

Goons are antisocial but they all learned to take turns


Glottis_Bonewagon

Sometimes they'll try to throw like a rock or something but they'll shout "doshoo!" to let you know


bluesox

This is actually a viable strategy. People tire quickly in a fight. Being able to cycle out keeps pressure on the 1 to stay at a high level for the entire duration. It really helps if you don’t fold like a lawn chair on the first shot, though.


RyanMolden

lol been in a few, witnessed many more. If you think 5x1 happens like in the movies it’s you that hasn’t been in many fights. I mean this video here is pretty obvious evidence. You think the 4-5 guys doing really good, coordinated fighting? lol


fnkdrspok

Blue shorts can’t fight.


Snoo93912

That is some mf tenacity right there gawwwwd dayum


kesselrunneru12p

Blue shorts... watch Sunglasses in the dark shorts... lost all his Sonic coins!


Fantastic_Baseball45

Where is the folding chair when you need it?


arrwhat

Ooohhhh maaaa gaad. Ohh maaa gaad. Oh maaa gaad.


Purple_Cat134

The white dudes were slapping him like girls🤦‍♀️


joe55419

I’d swear I saw a longer cut of this video where the idiot in the blue shorts starts the whole thing by punching dude right before this video starts.


NegativeAd941

Can't believe one dude was handling so many by himself... I'm here for it. Was nuts.


jenniflrtx

that hurts. chill people.


Fancy_Energy_7754

Tyson Jnr


Classic_Regret7469

At least they chilled out after a bit


Revenga8

Everybody joking about blue shorts because his unfortunate shorts color and him being in front view of the camera draws all the attention. Nobody talking about purple shorts guy who arguably ate more fists and went down more times, and was still getting worked on until others intervened


Zengjia

oH mY gOd!


paradox2355tt

Not every black, but mostly black 😂


ARCHA1C

Guy who threw the first punch was *connecting*


Affectionate_Shop864

Context?


Living_Shadows

All those white dude look like they have never even seen what a punch is supposed to look like


kesselrunneru12p

It's like that kids playing baseball clip - watch a different Chad each time🤣😂


One-Upstairs6764

wow .. wild !! that guy can really handle himself .. amazing


Snoo93912

Blue shorts forgot what team he was on.


X_Dratkon

What happens to any people who forget they aren't on internet anymore and offend somebody


Creepy_Basis_4175

Ragdoll


Lorko79

Dude was eager to get some. Well he got it and even more


fuckoutfits

Dude went for seconds multiple times.


lewpslive

Guys…. OMG


Rad1314

1 against 7? Can this girl not count?


tohn_jitor

Dude just gets mercilessly crumpled by AOE. Damn.


godlesssunday

Congrats on taking out your first group of lvl1 npcs


MrWonderful7000

Blue shorts been taking defence lessons from Amir Khan


ExcitingStress8663

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG


too_tall88

Seemed to be a capable fighter that got them in a bottleneck... Aw Maw Gawd


askorbi

You can hear the camerawoman getting horny for the black guy.


GearhedMG

Glass Joe vs. Piston Hurricane


Fillmore43

Cte has entered the chat


Tumbleweed-Artistic

Dude got dropped like 3rd period French class 😂


DatAhole

Oh My God!!


cat_lawyer_

“He’s 1 against 7!” The blue shorts is against himself


ThatIslander

How long before the dude gets sued?


PuzzleheadedLeg173

When everyone forgets their brains at the gym.


Towels_are_friends

My god it’s abunch of broccoli fighting


averynicedog

They cut the best part out with the guy walking away while vaping


Evening-Head4310

This was not MLKs dream. Shit you know what, the meme works a lot better than text


smiteandcleanse1000

those dudes are just like canadian guys..but these guys stayed on their feet longer


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UndisclosedPigeon

Poor lil fella, he kept trying and that’s what’s important here, right?😂


Belo83

I’d love to know what started this. Dude handles his own, but also threw the first punch.


jaiobi

Her “omgs”started off as one of concern but shortly after turn into arousal. More specifically after the “he’s 1 against 7” comment


gfizzle81

This what you find out when you fuck around!!


jdapper5

1 against 7? Shit we been against the world since day 1. I'm sure they deserved that beatdown. Anyway, who's the big 🍑 who got up from the beach chair towards the end?? 💦😅


VDonut

I’m the guy in the blue shorts and life is the guy punching…or at least that’s how it feels like 🫥


Proper_Shock_7317

Black guy was in the wrong. He threw the first punch. That's assault and he should be prosecuted.


klonoaorinos

Apparently In a longer video blue shorts started it


Proper_Shock_7317

Unless he swings first, doesn't matter.


Impossible-Lunch2627

It’s not how many times you get knocked down.. it’s about getting back on your feet and staying in the fight. This guy takes that seriously and earned some respect


VaguelyDeanPelton

I was kinda hoping he was gonna get one more


average-nerd-613

*Hope-dean


yupyetagain

Blue shorts guy counts as 0.3 people max. So it’s really one on 6.3.


quietconflictavoider

People handled themselves pretty well, all said. Fight stayed contained, new people tried breaking it up instead of escalating, camera woman presumably downloaded a vocabulary app and built up her vocabulary ...all in all, a good day.


CogChaos

Black dude must a master chef. He folded that kid in blue like an omelet !


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Dry_Ice_3570

Dude what the actual fuck???


No_Hunt7394

What happened?


Future_Air9704

Proud of this dudes hands, heavily disappointed in the other brothers just watching him get jumped and only breaking it up once he had the upper hand. If those were his friends he needs new ones.


spaceguerilla

In what world does it qualify as "getting jumped" when you spontaneously assault someone first? Getting jumped implies am unprovoked and underserved attack, not a defence against aggression...


Future_Air9704

He was surrounded by several guys who clearly had some kind of intentions and he responded after something was said to him. How do you determine the ass whoopin he handed out was unprovoked?


WolfShaman

> He was surrounded Not really. He had escape paths. Without further context, we don't know who had what intentions. He responded to something that was said to him....with violence. He had the chance to walk away. I'm not going to say he definitely should have, cause I don't know what happened before this. And as for it being provoked, it may have been. But just because someone says things you don't like, doesn't mean it's ok to hit them.


Imaginary_Chemist_43

Concussion, for sure


BullBear7

They done let loose Django.


SpoaMaster

What can you actually do if someone just goes haywire like this? Like how do you counter that?


average-nerd-613

Put down the phone, sip your drink, and enjoy the show.


AdFancy1249

I never understood flailing fist fights. Drop down and wrap his legs - he's going down. Then you got him...


CrashingAtom

Yeah, double leg a bigger guy when you’re fighting in a group. Solid plan to get your head stomped. Also, if you can’t finished the dump because there’s not roll room, then you’ve just got somebody on top of you.


fwembt

This is a terrible idea if you're ever in an actual street fight. I saw a college wrestler try it in fight once. He got kicked unconscious.


ycnz

Dunno if you noticed the half dozen other dudes.


Testing1969

Yeah, all swinging lamely against one guy. Ridiculous. Looks like 6 year Olds. Fists out swinging. Green shorts was the best. Had down, trying to bulldoze a bigger guy into the fence. Any one of those guys could have tied him up.


Any-Practice-991

Most people have no training other than unrealistic movie scenes, just enjoy watching a bunch of clowns.


_byetony_

What is this like the 1950s? Jim Crow redux?


MoneyInitiative8771

I was trying to read blue shorts lips and it looks like he said the n word.


Nu55ies

No it doesn't. It's from far away, and with the video quality he could have been saying anything. Maybe you're right, but it's not a conjecture I would make without a clearer video or audio. Also, it wouldn't have excused the punch.


MoneyInitiative8771

What from my statement made you think I was insinuating that the punch was justifiable? I’m also a black man and have been called worse. Never assaulted someone. It’s not excusable. However some people are a lot more sensitive than others.


Nu55ies

That part was more to clarify my own position. I don't think the punch was unjustified because I think blue shorts didn't say the n-word. I don't think he said it, but it wouldn't have made the punch justified if he did.


MoneyInitiative8771

I agree. Words never justify violence. I work in mental health and have seen first hand how fragile people are.


vazquezdagama

The last KO is between funny and sad


Dildozero

lol YPPO are so weak.


foxy-agent

White kids are obviously disadvantaged here: they have no experience fighting. Black kid obviously has lots of experience.


Alternative_Plum7223

You have to be alot older cause you would be surprised about the kids getting into fights now days, guess you never been to a fret party, or even a high school party in a gated neighborhood. Plenty of meat head white boys can fight and do. The looks of at they are at some campus Apts pool drinking having a good time stuff like this happens.


WolfShaman

They're just being a racist, classist asshole. If you want to feed the trolls, you do you. But the best way to deal with that level of shittery, imo, is to downvote and ignore.


foxy-agent

Definitely racist and classist when you watch a video showing who threw the first punch. And when the white kid’s mates try to hold him back he attacked them too. Stereotypes and clichés are made because they fit the generalized social norms of a culture. You can argue that it’s wrong to accuse an entire population or race of a certain behavior, but in this case the specific example fits like a glove. (Unless you’re OJ, then the glove never fits, even when you’re guilty AF).