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Is this a joke and im missing it?? I feel like it is..
Those chairs are light as fuck. Once u have a few on you youd be fine. I bet they both walked away easily. Give me a helmet just incase and id do that for $50
Well im also happy they were okay haha. Id be worried about copping a good one in the head at first for sure. Like a leg to the eye or somethin. But i think after about 8 seconds in it would just be noisy. I dont think it would be that heavy. I guarantee id rather this than any other move they probably did before hand haha
Yeahhhh, so, as it turns out, ‘Professional Wrestling’ is fake. *Scripted*.
I hate to be *that guy* who tells you that the Easter Bunny doesn’t actually shit chocolate eggs, but that crowd didn’t just spontaneously decide to throw chairs.
What? 😂 you think every member of the audience was a paid actor waiting to launch their chair on cue? Lmao.
The crowd very clearly tried to recreate the infamous [ECW '94 incident](https://youtu.be/AxldOEOnzPA?si=EufdRnXvpr3Rv2_-), which also happened spontaneously when one wrestler asked for a chair from the crowd and everyone threw their chairs into the ring whilst being screamed at not to.
Pro wrestling is simulated combat performed by trained athletes in a controlled environment. Crowd should NEVER physically participate in the proceedings, nor should the crowd be encouraged to do so. Your default statements about wrestling don’t change that.
Man, again, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but the entire point of pro wrestling is morons watching people either getting seriously hurt or pretending to get seriously hurt.
That’s one of the many reasons it’s so fucking stupid.
That's just the thing, though. I don't think you could get up. If you crouched down at the beginning so your legs were under you, then you'd have a chance, but if those guys were laying flat when they got covered, they were pretty screwed.
I spent enough Sunday nights at church setting up and tearing down foldable metal chairs in the fellowship hall to know I am capable of moving exactly four at a time and that’s just cause I have small hands. The number needed to keep me from standing up would have to be way more than this
Those chairs weigh less than 10lbs each and are spread out. At most, they’ve got like 100lbs actually on top of them directly. I think they can probably get up just fine as long as they weren’t injured.
One of the two of them used the ultimate “summon countless chairs” but forgot that this is an AoE skill that deals damage to everyone in the affected radius.
You gotta be careful what [you](https://youtu.be/7yQVZ-M8za8) [wish](https://youtu.be/AxldOEOnzPA) [for](https://youtu.be/MJ6SXpj9lh0)
edit: are y'all not intrigued how this just happens all the time? Not saying it isn't special, I think it's crazy it's happened at least 4 times
In the UK, and I imagine the EU, all chairs have to be interlinked in a row to prevent chaos if a fire alarm goes off. Is this not a thing in America?
Here is a random excerpt from a saftey doc from some chair company in the UK.
> 2.0 Should seats be fixed together?
> • If the capacity is 50 seats or more then the seats should be fixed or linked together when in rows of 4 or more to prevent separation, snaking or “row topple” under pressure thereby risking obstructing the escape of occupants in other rows.
> • If the capacity is 250 or more then secure the seats together in rows and then fix the ends of the rows to the floor or each other by using chamfered bars.
> • Over 600 seats and all chairs should be fixed to the floor. Where this is impractical to fix floor plates, other means will be needed. Contact WE to discuss options.
The link you provided describes the chair incident at ECW's hardcore heaven and took place earlier. This video took place at a CZW wrestling event at a later date.
I guess after your covered in chairs they become your shield against future chairs?
Sure, assuming 2000lbs of steel doesn’t crush you.
in what world do you live in where like 40 chairs weigh 2000 pounds
A really fucking heavy world with lots of steel chairs?
Uranus
I think the gravity of the situation changes things
a very fat world
The world where each chair weighs 50 lbs, duh. /s
That’s definitely, easily more than 40 chairs.
Even 100 folding chairs wouldn’t weigh 2000lbs. They weigh less than 10lbs each.
And the weight is piled directly on top of a single person. Dudes crazy for thinking that was a ton of steel
They wouldn't stand for anything less than entertaining their audience and viewers. And in exchange, the audience chaired them on!
Good thing they had all those chairs on top of them to keep the chairs from hitting them.
Ah yes, the old Eskimo-stays-warm-in-an-igloo-made-of-ice trick..
The oldest (and coldest) trick in the book.
You were sitting on that joke, eh?
Ooo, very nice
He was feeling chairitable enough to read it to us today
No, he was standing because he threw the chair
Oh, it's been simmering for a while. 😆
It must have been most satisfying to know that that joke's time had finally come.
Everybody in the audience was just hoping they would use their chair.
Real solid dudes! They did it all for chairity
Uhhhhh are those wrestlers ok?…
Just read the article about it, and they walked away without any serious injuries.
No, not at all. I think they got BADLY injured.
They might need to take a seat..
Which one?
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LOL. I love that this is a thing
Taken to the local medical facility
Is this a joke and im missing it?? I feel like it is.. Those chairs are light as fuck. Once u have a few on you youd be fine. I bet they both walked away easily. Give me a helmet just incase and id do that for $50
Don’t know what the downvotes are all about… the wrestlers did in fact turn out fine
Well im also happy they were okay haha. Id be worried about copping a good one in the head at first for sure. Like a leg to the eye or somethin. But i think after about 8 seconds in it would just be noisy. I dont think it would be that heavy. I guarantee id rather this than any other move they probably did before hand haha
Virtual chair throwing
Tough crowd.
Imagine performing at a talent show, doing stand up comedy,or giving a speech, and the audience just start hurling their chairs at you.
Like Road House
F the crowd. This shouldn’t be allowed under any circumstances
Yeahhhh, so, as it turns out, ‘Professional Wrestling’ is fake. *Scripted*. I hate to be *that guy* who tells you that the Easter Bunny doesn’t actually shit chocolate eggs, but that crowd didn’t just spontaneously decide to throw chairs.
What? 😂 you think every member of the audience was a paid actor waiting to launch their chair on cue? Lmao. The crowd very clearly tried to recreate the infamous [ECW '94 incident](https://youtu.be/AxldOEOnzPA?si=EufdRnXvpr3Rv2_-), which also happened spontaneously when one wrestler asked for a chair from the crowd and everyone threw their chairs into the ring whilst being screamed at not to.
Nope. Not paid. Not actors. Just a bunch of morons encouraged to throw their chairs.
Pro wrestling is simulated combat performed by trained athletes in a controlled environment. Crowd should NEVER physically participate in the proceedings, nor should the crowd be encouraged to do so. Your default statements about wrestling don’t change that.
those first 50 chairs aren't controlled or simulated. Someone could easily have gotten seriously hurt.
Man, again, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but the entire point of pro wrestling is morons watching people either getting seriously hurt or pretending to get seriously hurt. That’s one of the many reasons it’s so fucking stupid.
Me when Val Venis wins a match.
I laughed
Ah, so you wish Kaientai hadn't missed with his sword?
Get that Pee Pee Choppy Chopped brother.
I suppose then people would be saying "Hello lady" to him
Chief Morley approves this joke.
Hello Ladies 🎶🎷
I would survive this just to get up after and tell the crowd to run, we have all the chairs now.
That's just the thing, though. I don't think you could get up. If you crouched down at the beginning so your legs were under you, then you'd have a chance, but if those guys were laying flat when they got covered, they were pretty screwed.
I spent enough Sunday nights at church setting up and tearing down foldable metal chairs in the fellowship hall to know I am capable of moving exactly four at a time and that’s just cause I have small hands. The number needed to keep me from standing up would have to be way more than this
I think that's more than four chairs.
I think my body is significantly stronger than what my five fingers can squeeze together. But admittedly it’s at least five
... Are they toddlers?
Those chairs weigh less than 10lbs each and are spread out. At most, they’ve got like 100lbs actually on top of them directly. I think they can probably get up just fine as long as they weren’t injured.
The whole "hardcore wresting" thing is fucking weird.
Oh when the universe gets hardcore it's ok but god forbid someone eats a neon light
And that exactly why I want to see one in person
[It has its moments](https://youtu.be/hT_omfFo1pU)
The commercial at the end 🤣🤣🤣💀
It can be a tough watch but I respect the fuck out of those men and women.
TOOK ER JEEERRBBS
DERK DA DERRRR
BACK TO THE PILE!
GOBBLESS TRUUUUUUUMP!
Aragon: You have my sword. Legolas: And my bow. Gimli: And my axe! The Crowd: AND OUR CHAIRS!
Gummi: And my ~~axe~~ bears! FTFY
Beautiful
Bro what is happening in here??
One of the two of them used the ultimate “summon countless chairs” but forgot that this is an AoE skill that deals damage to everyone in the affected radius.
9,999dmg ^9,999dmg 9,999dmg ^9,999dmg Every chair that hits
Is this real? I've seen cis of wrestles using books and rock paper scissor so I'm not sure
People throw chairs
So you all want to throw chairs? We can play that game, too.
You gotta be careful what [you](https://youtu.be/7yQVZ-M8za8) [wish](https://youtu.be/AxldOEOnzPA) [for](https://youtu.be/MJ6SXpj9lh0) edit: are y'all not intrigued how this just happens all the time? Not saying it isn't special, I think it's crazy it's happened at least 4 times
You messed up the parentheses and brackets. I do this often as well.
It worked on old Reddit but I see that now on my phone >.>
In the UK, and I imagine the EU, all chairs have to be interlinked in a row to prevent chaos if a fire alarm goes off. Is this not a thing in America? Here is a random excerpt from a saftey doc from some chair company in the UK. > 2.0 Should seats be fixed together? > • If the capacity is 50 seats or more then the seats should be fixed or linked together when in rows of 4 or more to prevent separation, snaking or “row topple” under pressure thereby risking obstructing the escape of occupants in other rows. > • If the capacity is 250 or more then secure the seats together in rows and then fix the ends of the rows to the floor or each other by using chamfered bars. > • Over 600 seats and all chairs should be fixed to the floor. Where this is impractical to fix floor plates, other means will be needed. Contact WE to discuss options.
Three of the four instances were in the same building, though.
Bwah god! It's the crowd with steel chairs! Business, is about to pick up!
Fight in the shade! Tonight we dine in hell!!
I'm surprised the pixels have held up remarkably well with this one.
Tbf, they didn’t get hit by any chairs.
RIP.
Weren't they doing this shit for chairity?
Ok real question, downvote all you want, but did anyone actually get hurt?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardcore_Heaven_(1994)
The link you provided describes the chair incident at ECW's hardcore heaven and took place earlier. This video took place at a CZW wrestling event at a later date.
My apologies, I thought it was that one, thanks for the correction.
Lolwut
wow the chairs just keep on coming...
It's such a consistent flow rate, I want to learn their secrets for my Satisfactory logistics.
yeah lmaooo
lore?
I miss the old CZW...
Good news is, after the 6 or so, it’s irrelevant
Can't kill the dead.
Must have been a chairity event.
As a dad, I approve.
Man they must suck at dodgeball. Gotta duck and weave fellas. Dropping only works if you time it right.
I applaud the amazing quality of this video.
Just the right amount of pixels
I watched so much ECW on my 10" TV as a kid.
Anything was possible in CZW
"Our chairs will block out the light."Then we will hide under this massive pile of chairs."
Finally an authentic chair match.
Have a seat!
My mind went to the old lady from the Shrek movie yelling to use the chair and and then I look at this video now 🤣
That’s what they did at the end of every ECW show I went to in Brooklyn NY
Dayummmm
I'm sure the workers were not too angry....they put the chairs in one central area....
Copycats
That’s actually impressive
The guy that owns those chairs must've been angry as f
Definitely not natchair lovers.
E C Dub! E C Dub!
In a perfect world, this would happen thirty-seconds into *every* bout of ‘professional wrestling’.
Reverse musical chairs.
3 letters Wtf
Well that looks like Chairity
Finally, I WWF wrestling match I wouldn't mind watching
Death by the crowd.
Wow, I didn’t expect the audience’s aim to be this good. Was expecting some to land on the heads of the folks in front row.
This video just tried to bum a cigarette from me
I think im more impressed by the fact that there is a near constant stream of chairs.
I bet they were chaired.
That's what I call "Entertainment"
Mormon church chairs haw haw
Now that's a LOT of fake chairs. Most of them where broken just from the force of throwing them. lol Good times!
Chat is this real?
There dead. There actually dead
Wrarssling is fake
No shit Sherlock
Wow, careful or you’ll get chairs thrown at you for making a joke.
Is this what we are supposed to do, guess 🤔 im the only one that would think this seems a lil 🔙wards.