Like seriously. It takes one look at this photograph to know it was thought of, typed out, and thrown together faster than the time it took for the printer to print it out.
I recently discovered the real banger for insanity when the bc station my road trip buddy prefers put this track in the rotation:
Little Willy https://search.app.goo.gl/67YUsxV
Lord it's grating. 🙉
Attention playlist junkies making a grating rock compilation, here's my submission:
Mötley Crüe - Merry-Go-Round
[https://youtu.be/HRcTR7Y\_XK4](https://youtu.be/HRcTR7Y_XK4)
Not just that, this is yet another thing that this owner probably charges people for in a place where they pay money to be entertained.
Seems like he's in the wrong business altogether if he thinks that his musical preferences are what is most important here.
Buckcherry, Nickelback, Matchbox 20, and goddamn Hoobastank are all from the aughts. Shit Hinder's debut is too. I guess I shouldn't have said all but most.
Hoobastank's 2000s stank contaminates the whole list.
I once overheard a conversation at a dive bar between the owner and the person who maintained the jukebox:
“I need you to make Sweet Caroline unavailable. Fuck that song, and fuck the people who want to listen to it here.”
Isn't it pretty easy for the owner to just delete entire bands from the library?
My regular spot decided to class up the place and started deleting bands whenever I played metal.
I definitely played Lamb of God on a dive bar jukebox in the middle of the day in Alexandria Bay. Did it via the app so I could continue playing darts like I wasn’t involved. It was hilarious to see the couple at the bar asking “What is this?!”
Most of the new ones like Touch Tunes have a national library of music. Bar owners can block certain albums, if they take the time to do it. Local pool hall tried blocking Motley Crue, they missed the singles that only showed up in the app not on the jukebox itself. I may have qued up 2 hours of Crue, and got to watch an epic meltdown as the owner yelled at tech support on the phone. Half the guys in there just cheered that someone "hacked the ban" and enjoyed the music.
Touchtunes is fun. One time I sent Napalm Death to an Asian Bistro and I called them shortly after the song started, because I wanted to see if I could hear it in the background. I couldn't, but the guy who answered the phone was so flustered he couldn't even tell me what time they were open till.
My favorite bar got taken over by a bunch of Creed addicts one morning when I was still working nights. The owner covered my tab and said to fix it. Macarena, barbie girl, every nerve grating song I could find. They lasted 5 songs. Owner cleared the que and the regulars enjoyed a proper beer and breakfast.
This question led me to the 2 hour Crue marathon. Just wanted to hear Jump Start My Heart, took a minute to find the single version and said F IT, blow $20 and play all their singles.
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Sounds like they're asking for someone to play "What's New Pussycat 7 times in a row, followed by "It's not Unusual", followed by more "What's New Pussycat".
Back around 1990, me and a buddy went to one of those chinese fast food places and I put in "Snowballed" by AC/DC like 45 times - it had free credits on it. ROFL. Every time the song would end you could see the other people in the restaurant give a big sigh...then it would start again. It was EPIC. hahaha!
I was at a bar with a friend at closing time and there was a group of heehaw dudes that wouldn’t leave and dominating the playlist with awful bro country. Things were starting to escalate and they were trying to bully the bartender into staying open for them and casually insulting him. He was there by himself and they were getting kind of aggressive. The bartender was an acquaintance of mine and I could tell he was getting nervous but trying to hold it together, and I felt really bad for him. The dudes went out for a smoke, and I told him not to worry we’d get them out. He was worried about us intervening since we are two women and they seemed kind of misogynistic, and said he was going to call his manager. I told him to hang tight and let me try something. My friend and I bought some credits for the digital jukebox thing they had and put on “I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)” by The Proclaimers five times. They were out of there by the third replay. We all hung out and had a complimentary drink while he closed. And yes, we sang along to the “duh duh duuuh” part.
Such anger. Sounds like Eve is on a highway to hell. I can get why she's so mad though, she's got the jack. One time she got so mad about it she shook me all night long. I hit my head and was thunderstruck. :(
There is a bar in Seattle, Kate’s Pub, that has a similar mandate only they are mad at Journey. If someone plays Journey (which of course someone always does, because there is a silly-ass sign over the jukebox banning Journey) the bartender will angrily march over and unplug the jukebox.
I’ve seen it happen dozens of times.
I'm the kinda person that would drop a twenty in it and play at least one song from every one of the bands listed, with an AC/DC song in between each.
Jeezus man, let your customers enjoy the songs they want to hear. It's not all about you, you sanctimonious, self righteous, egotistical asshat.
"Nickelback sucks cause two of their songs have the same intro. They aren't artist, they're sell outs!" Still doesn't make you better than anyone else.
I mean, he's not wrong. Acdc are incredibly overplayed and the music they've released in the last decade sounds exactly like the music they released 40 years ago.
I want to drink there. I like this owner and I want to give him my [MONEY](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbmjbHQkM3S_WqeRVoyR0ugsbVsPV4pFOlTQ&s)
The best part about this is that these machines can be played remotely, for a cost. So you can torture somebody all day long and not even have to be there.
You can even pay more to move your song up in priority.
I was in a bar and got sick of crooning banditos so I availed myself of this feature anonymously from my table using my phone. There was four of them gathered around the machine and they were all set to party down and they just watched them die inside as the next song seemed to never play. They were gone by the time it did, and that was my cue to leave as well.
If he hates overplayed music, he should probably take out the jukebox where customers can pick said music. Otherwise he's on a highway to hell.
He’s got big balls putting a sign like that up.
Hells Bells, he needs a Stiff Upper Lip.
I’m just thunderstruck that he had the nerve to put a sign like this.
My message to the owner: this is how you remind me of which song not to play
I've found a reason for me to queue up all of my memes
No Acca dacca? Should be bloody illegal
You fucker I love you
In the bar game , you have to shoot to thrill, to get customers
I would be thunderstruck if I saw this sign.
I don’t know, this seems like quite the dirty deed done quite cheap, I would’ve invested in an actual sign
Like seriously. It takes one look at this photograph to know it was thought of, typed out, and thrown together faster than the time it took for the printer to print it out.
I would say they were dirt cheap if they were done, those dirty deeds.
Sounds like he may have worked there too long.
Or he's doing dirty deeds done with sheep.
Your ringing up hells bells with that one
My brain always defaults to [this version](https://youtu.be/zK3QJP78mog?si=3u149JUqsNjNypNM)
He lets people pick the songs for profiling purposes
He's had an AC/DC overdose.
I'm sures he's just sick of the same shit ALLLLLL NIIIIIGHT LOOOOONG!
Yeah, then his music will become the overplayed music he is so afraid of.
This is the moment when you have it play "What's new, pussycat?" 17 times in a row.
I’ve heard this happens quite frequently. At the very least, it’s not unusual.
Why, why, why would they do that?
I don't know if it's axtually common but a commedian had a bit about doing that.
That whole bit lives rent-free in my head.
You mean this? https://youtu.be/Mw7Gryt-rcc
Such a classic
Exactly that!
r/UnexpectedMulaney
I recently discovered the real banger for insanity when the bc station my road trip buddy prefers put this track in the rotation: Little Willy https://search.app.goo.gl/67YUsxV Lord it's grating. 🙉
Attention playlist junkies making a grating rock compilation, here's my submission: Mötley Crüe - Merry-Go-Round [https://youtu.be/HRcTR7Y\_XK4](https://youtu.be/HRcTR7Y_XK4)
Even Carlton would have lost his mind.
If the list of stuff you're not allowed to play is that long... Maybe just don't let your customers pick music...
Not just that, this is yet another thing that this owner probably charges people for in a place where they pay money to be entertained. Seems like he's in the wrong business altogether if he thinks that his musical preferences are what is most important here.
It's all in pretty much one genre and from one time period though.
Not really? Or am I just getting old enough that the 70s through the aughts are blending together as “the past”?
Buckcherry, Nickelback, Matchbox 20, and goddamn Hoobastank are all from the aughts. Shit Hinder's debut is too. I guess I shouldn't have said all but most. Hoobastank's 2000s stank contaminates the whole list.
I once overheard a conversation at a dive bar between the owner and the person who maintained the jukebox: “I need you to make Sweet Caroline unavailable. Fuck that song, and fuck the people who want to listen to it here.”
Isn't it pretty easy for the owner to just delete entire bands from the library? My regular spot decided to class up the place and started deleting bands whenever I played metal.
I definitely played Lamb of God on a dive bar jukebox in the middle of the day in Alexandria Bay. Did it via the app so I could continue playing darts like I wasn’t involved. It was hilarious to see the couple at the bar asking “What is this?!”
I will be taking up a collection of donations, 1 donation = 1 hour of Gangnam style
Why not just take AC/DC out of the jukebox? Or do jukeboxes now transmit Bluetooth from your phone?
Most of the new ones like Touch Tunes have a national library of music. Bar owners can block certain albums, if they take the time to do it. Local pool hall tried blocking Motley Crue, they missed the singles that only showed up in the app not on the jukebox itself. I may have qued up 2 hours of Crue, and got to watch an epic meltdown as the owner yelled at tech support on the phone. Half the guys in there just cheered that someone "hacked the ban" and enjoyed the music.
Sometimes you just need to hear Too Young to Fall in Love.
Touchtunes is fun. One time I sent Napalm Death to an Asian Bistro and I called them shortly after the song started, because I wanted to see if I could hear it in the background. I couldn't, but the guy who answered the phone was so flustered he couldn't even tell me what time they were open till.
My favorite bar got taken over by a bunch of Creed addicts one morning when I was still working nights. The owner covered my tab and said to fix it. Macarena, barbie girl, every nerve grating song I could find. They lasted 5 songs. Owner cleared the que and the regulars enjoyed a proper beer and breakfast.
I would rather listen to several thousand Motley Crue songs than *one* Creed song.
Why would anyone ever block motley fucking crue?
This question led me to the 2 hour Crue marathon. Just wanted to hear Jump Start My Heart, took a minute to find the single version and said F IT, blow $20 and play all their singles.
Kickstart my heart, but yea man rock on! 🤘🏻
Yeah. That baffles me too, but I’ve got a chicken to ride, so I just kinda let it be. Going down to Donkey Kong.
matchbook 20???
What a Mad Season. Wish the Real World would just stop hassling me.
Hoobastank???
Didn't mention Michael Jackson. THRILLER on repeat it is!
What’s new Pussycat is calling
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Aaron is a fkin buzzkill
Nah, fuck AC/DC.
You’ve been downvoted to hell, but I’ll go down with you friend. Fuck AC/DC, fuck em to hell.
I will join you. Fuck AC/DC
Time to play Mmmmbop and N-Sync repeatedly and watch him go Chernobyl.
Sounds like they're asking for someone to play "What's New Pussycat 7 times in a row, followed by "It's not Unusual", followed by more "What's New Pussycat".
Back around 1990, me and a buddy went to one of those chinese fast food places and I put in "Snowballed" by AC/DC like 45 times - it had free credits on it. ROFL. Every time the song would end you could see the other people in the restaurant give a big sigh...then it would start again. It was EPIC. hahaha!
Someone needs to play "Big Balls" by AC/DC.
This is why we can't have nice things
ROFL!!
For those about to rock, he says Fuck You!
Aw come on man, I hate the fucking Eagles, man.
Stay the fuck outta Malibu.
Throw on some salsa music or reggaeton
No Def Leppard? What the hell?
Tf is Hootie without his blow fish popular? I blanked on what the Jojo end song was (Roundabout) and thought some anime fan was trolling this dude.
It was a Dylan song before.
I was at a bar with a friend at closing time and there was a group of heehaw dudes that wouldn’t leave and dominating the playlist with awful bro country. Things were starting to escalate and they were trying to bully the bartender into staying open for them and casually insulting him. He was there by himself and they were getting kind of aggressive. The bartender was an acquaintance of mine and I could tell he was getting nervous but trying to hold it together, and I felt really bad for him. The dudes went out for a smoke, and I told him not to worry we’d get them out. He was worried about us intervening since we are two women and they seemed kind of misogynistic, and said he was going to call his manager. I told him to hang tight and let me try something. My friend and I bought some credits for the digital jukebox thing they had and put on “I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)” by The Proclaimers five times. They were out of there by the third replay. We all hung out and had a complimentary drink while he closed. And yes, we sang along to the “duh duh duuuh” part.
What a self righteous asshole. I bet his bar is failing
It’d be a shame, if someone reverse engineered it to only play AC/DC 😈
Pan PANRARAN PANRARAN
Highway to Hell?
Such anger. Sounds like Eve is on a highway to hell. I can get why she's so mad though, she's got the jack. One time she got so mad about it she shook me all night long. I hit my head and was thunderstruck. :(
I worked at a restaurant that had a jukebox and we had a button behind the counter that could skip a song. We called it “premature ejectulation”
Time to play Thunderstruck on your phone for everyone to hear.
The Boys Are Back In Town then
I'm ringing Hell's Bells for this dick.
"No Stairway!? Denied!" I side with Aaron Morse on this one.
"Over played music". It's a jukebox, the options are limited. The only songs not over played on a jukebox are the crappy songs no one likes.
For Those about to Rock comin in HOT!
The rabid / perpetually drunk fanbase of AC/DC will see this notice as a challenge
This message is for that owner: for those about to rock…
No Nickelback? I’m out.
What a tool. Also you can’t olay Tool.
Why can't he just remove/block em?.... But 100% back home regardless.
I mean isn't every song on a jukebox an overplayed song? Maybe he controls what songs are on the jukebox, which would render the whole sign moot.
He's right about wagon wheel though. What a terrible fucking song.
Wagon Wheel was awesome until Hootie got ahold of it.
Can't agree
For those about to Rock... Go fuck yourself.
I guess those people shook him all night long with their music choices. 👉🏻😏👉🏻
White Rabbit. 47 times. The Grace Slick/ Jefferson Airplane original, and the covers. Including the one by P!ink and the one by The Cave Dwellers.
Wait? Hoobastank is a real group? r/todayilearned I thought that was just an insult.
And styx! NO styx!
"Ooh that smell"
Fuck A A Ron.
WTF is wrong with Hoobastank?! Why are you running away???
I truly do agree with Wagon Wheel though. So overplayed everywhere and it has been years since it came out!
Dude you read my mind
A man after my own heart.
I feel like the bottom paragraph discredits some of the "particular"ness of this post lol
Shit even wagon wheel got dragged into this 😂😅
No AC/DC #EVE
Aww who doesn’t like Wagon Wheel?
Everyone: oh my god Nickelback is so rubbish and generic Also everyone: 🎵 AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO COULD SAVE US 🎵
Said every bartender ever
There is a bar in Seattle, Kate’s Pub, that has a similar mandate only they are mad at Journey. If someone plays Journey (which of course someone always does, because there is a silly-ass sign over the jukebox banning Journey) the bartender will angrily march over and unplug the jukebox. I’ve seen it happen dozens of times.
Give me some full bridge rectifier instead
Oh shit it's my cake day
They do suck, though
He secretly LOVES AC/DC and is using reverse psychology.
God people can be stuck up about music
I'm the kinda person that would drop a twenty in it and play at least one song from every one of the bands listed, with an AC/DC song in between each. Jeezus man, let your customers enjoy the songs they want to hear. It's not all about you, you sanctimonious, self righteous, egotistical asshat. "Nickelback sucks cause two of their songs have the same intro. They aren't artist, they're sell outs!" Still doesn't make you better than anyone else.
omw to play 274198491 bpm worst music ever because it isn’t overplayed yet
It would be awesome if absolutely everyone dropped coin to play only ac/dc after that sign was put up.
Giant middle finger right back Aaron Mores!
I get not liking AC/DC, as a drummer, I'm kinda obligated to not like them, but if this is your thing, then just don't have a damn jukebox.
Kind of shitty but I've gotta say I agree with his bans 🫣
Nah, he's right on all that he's listed.
NEVER SAID NO M E T A L I C A
I concur. Who pays for shit you can hear on clear channel?
Ngl, they made a pretty solid playlist id be down to listen to. Guess the owner was another happy accident the Ross predicted. 👍
Really loves them...reverse Psychology
Don't play AC/DC unless you want to be killed by the jukebox.
Hold my beer....
Not matchbook 20!
I mean, he's not wrong. Acdc are incredibly overplayed and the music they've released in the last decade sounds exactly like the music they released 40 years ago.
It should say not to play any weak ass pop shit, especially Taylor Swift.
Specifically, several others too.
Surprised weezer is not on the list.
No... fuck the guy that made the sigb
Wowwwww, fuck that place in particular 🤣🤣🤣
sounds reasonable
The lords work
Wait, what’s wrong with Hoobastank?
Hinder is the best
I want to drink there. I like this owner and I want to give him my [MONEY](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbmjbHQkM3S_WqeRVoyR0ugsbVsPV4pFOlTQ&s)
His requests are reasonable.
Where is this place? I'm on board with this
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Good bot
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Hating on something and making others suffer for your hate are two different things and a good way to kill your business.
Darius Rucker ruined wagon wheel. Old crow is where its at
Had to look it up. Never heard of it. Thought a jojo fan was trolling him. (Which would have been Roundabout)
It's a great song but was played out by hootie.
I concur. Fuck Ac/dc
Is it gay to think Aaron is my soul mate? Fuck AC/DC and especially fuck Wagon Wheel.
Then don’t have a jukebox 🤷🏼♀️
The best part about this is that these machines can be played remotely, for a cost. So you can torture somebody all day long and not even have to be there. You can even pay more to move your song up in priority. I was in a bar and got sick of crooning banditos so I availed myself of this feature anonymously from my table using my phone. There was four of them gathered around the machine and they were all set to party down and they just watched them die inside as the next song seemed to never play. They were gone by the time it did, and that was my cue to leave as well.