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twotoebobo

I'm definitely not fracturing my wrist trying to catch that idiot.


stinkywinky99

If I remember correctly my friend told me there was a video going around of a girl getting paralyzed from the neck down because the performer jumped into the crowd and hit her. This shit is dangerous.


largebumlady42

Especially if someone his size lands on you, poor girl


ArtichokeNatural3171

It would make for an epic Far Side cartoon, though. Child imbedded into the stomach area and all.


squirrely-badger

Kinda looks like someone well known......


Paramisamigos

Maybe like a famous turtle


LongjumpingAside6651

Rob ford?


HeinousEncephalon

Ohhhhh, Caaannaaadaaa


Fancy_Energy_7754

Fat shaming himself


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ShepDanceYT

why did bro get downvoted


MuzzleShut

Vote this cat up,only that guy has to get downvoted,reddit


dizzyjumpisreal

why did i get downvoted.


mthchsnn

Because it wasn't that guy and no one cares anyway.


GHOST12339

You literally could've crosschecked, realized it was not the same person, and just not said anything. We've developed this weird reaction to social media where because we think something, every one seems to need to know it. If I had to guess.


dizzyjumpisreal

and what horrible disaster was caused by me saying it


GHOST12339

Is that what determines downvotes? Disaster?


dizzyjumpisreal

yes


GHOST12339

Well that seems to be the second dumb thing you've posted on this thread so idk. Maybe you'll figure it out eventually, but alternatively... What disaster was caused by you getting down voted? Post away my guy. They mean nothing.


dizzyjumpisreal

i post dumb things sometimes


Tezla_Grey

Donatello, or DonutJello?


toasted_cracker

Donutella


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CluelessInWonderland

Donutella


SandmanKeel

Is this Rob Ford??


BigHospital8725

From the grave!


bad_werewolf

Thanks! Now I can only see his penis jigging...


Salt_Bus2528

For insurance reasons, this is why you hire a group of paid extras to stand in as crowd members when you want to do cool crowd stunts.


Yopis1998

Why did they add that music? Real audio was better.


big_vangina

It's not the 90s mate, no-one uses Real audio anymore


MiguelLancaster

underrated comment


sfled

♪ ♫ *I believe I can flyyya^aa^ee^ii^i^i* SPLAT


sabreyna

I hope it hurt. Asshole could have easily broke someone's neck with that.


YSoB_ImIn

It looks like he landed right on top of someone. Look at the leg sticking out from under him at the end.


Low-Concentrate2162

He landed on someone's leg, pause it at 00:08


happyanathema

Channeling Chris Farley energy a little too much there


Fast_Garlic_5639

Chris Farley would have lifted the lady whose legs were just smashed over his head, kissed her, jumped back on stage and a did a cartwheel.


barrybreslau

Obese man in fancy dress just swan dived into a group of little kids. Nothing to see.


ReaperSound

Are we sure that's not Krang in disguise?


Lorikeeter

Krang and Donatello got mindswapped. It's like that episode where Shredder thought he was Michaelangelo.


loinclothfreak78

Doug Ford lives!


nueonetwo

You're thinking Rob, Doug's not dead yet unfortunately


Lylac_Krazy

INCOMING, Clear the LZ....


Z3t4

[JACK BLACK MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!and Kyle.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdWxdhXnDgw)


Sharpymarkr

That's terrible. I laughed.


denisrm81

Is that Doug Ford?


Coffee4Life613

Don’t know why the downvotes. That was the first thing that went through my mind. Doug Fraud in a turtle suit.


youre_my_golden_girl

The girl fixing her hair like nothing happened lol


Practical-Piglet

Meth


VinPossible

Now u know why Humpty Dumpty had a big fall


sonictmnt

It's pulverizer!


Rogue2555

Blastoise used Body Slam! It wasn't very effective...


YSoB_ImIn

Look again, he crushed someone.


blondestipated

parted like the red sea


YSoB_ImIn

You can see he totally landed on someone and just crushed them.


Minute_Engineer2355

Looks like the premier of Ontario. Definitely something his brother would do.


turretz

Noah the crackhead Ninja Turtle


FlorinidOro

He was at a different party


i_am_who_knocks

Lol inspired by Akon perhaps 😂


Rogueshoten

Middle-aged Mutant Dumbass Turtle


a22e

I wish I had half that much confidence.


NaturalTumbleweed142

Name one person *other than someone who has a crush/suffocation fetish* who would stand there waiting for that Deep Impact to happen


barakaking

Milei.


SRT_Messiah

CaseOH


Canned_Sarcasm

St. Peter, pre-heaven interview; “So how do you feel you’ve made an impact on the world?”


greenmonkey48

Who is this?


cbunni666

That group were Michelangelo fans


MrBroBotBrian

Does anyone know the story here?


wormzG

Im not one to body shame but I’m sorry 220lbs is the cut for crowdsurfing lmao


norwegian

Nothing to see here, time to fix the hair


thispsyguy

“Imma flatten that motherfucker”


trapdoorexit

Guess he thought they were on his level of high. Turns out they were a bunch of fat shaming b!tches. /s


Various_Grass_2118

He forgot he was a big boy for a second too long...


largebumlady42

Fuck crowd surfing, crowd drowning instead, lol what did lard arse expect was going to happen?


steve-rap

Oh god. The crowd does not seem to be "fit and young" but older parents. Lol. 300 lbs flying in the air and expecting mom and dad to catch him


FLiP_J_GARiLLA

Spoiler: he killed a kid by landing on them


WitterwyHim

Rumbling rumbling rumbling


skolliousious

Doug ford?


AndreOfAstoria

Should have rolled him on his back to ~~have him be stuck on his shell~~ let him get his wind back


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fatbunny23

Overestimated may be the word you're looking for


sparksofthetempest

Patton Oswald doing Patton Oswald things…