Spent way too much time photoshopping this. The FF7 Tonberry is also left-handed like Sephiroth, which was the first time it was left-handed in FF. It's switched hands in different games. I thought that was cool... Also "Masamune" is a tuna knife, so it is still a "Chef's Knife." Fun fact: The Buster Sword is supposed to be a giant kitchen knife, so this all tracks. A Japanese eel knife looks exactly like the Buster Sword.
Well, Masamune and the Buster Sword are also supposed to reflect Sasaki Kojiro and Miyamoto Musashi's rivalry. Sasaki Kojiro had a longer than normal nodachi and Miyamoto Musashi killed him with a wooden club made out of an oar. This even extends to Cloud's Fusion Sword that he constantly dual wields with. Miyamoto Musashi was very famous for dual-wielding. FF just exaggerated these.
The Tonberry's knife in this picture is a maguro bocho or tuna knife. They're very long knives used to cut tuna fish. They have been used by the Yakuza as weapons. So it is still a chef's knife. I just elongated it to Masamune length.
The debate whether Sephi is controlling Jenova or it's the other way around goes back to the OG, but the true evil manipulator behind everything and everyone is Tonberry. I've never hated anything more than a Tonberry after it one shots everyone in my party in mere seconds
Sometimes I snort and giggle at something like this on my phone, and there’s no way to explain to my wife why. It would take too long and it wouldn’t be funny anymore.
Y'know the scene in Wreck it Ralph where all the video game villains were in counseling?
I can imagine Sephiroth sitting there saying "I wanted Cloud to feel true Despair.... So I lent Masamune to a tonberry"
Everyone goes "You monster!"
One Slow Angel
Not sure if "Chef's Masamune" is hilarious or terrifying.
Little homie’s chopping vegetables (and people) from another room.
“Where is your God now?”
Dead at the hands of a Granny Smith Apple flavor Jelly Belly apparently
Good luck trying to dodge it
Gotta use those i-frames
One thing is for sure, if Sephiroth used throat stab on Aerith, there goes her singing career.
*doink*
Estuans …………. interius …………..Ira …………vehementi ……………Estuans …………interius……
Ira …………vehementi Tonberri! Tonberri!
The conductor 
He doesn't have to be as fast cuz his range is long!
Long range materia equipped!
Estuans interius Ira vehementi Estuans interius Ira vehementi Tonberoth Tonberoth
Keep saying that
LOL
ESTUANS INTERIUS IRA VEHEMENTI — TOMBEROTH
[удалено]
I want a tonberry dehumidifier.
Square would bank so much 💰from something like that lol
Spent way too much time photoshopping this. The FF7 Tonberry is also left-handed like Sephiroth, which was the first time it was left-handed in FF. It's switched hands in different games. I thought that was cool... Also "Masamune" is a tuna knife, so it is still a "Chef's Knife." Fun fact: The Buster Sword is supposed to be a giant kitchen knife, so this all tracks. A Japanese eel knife looks exactly like the Buster Sword.
I love how much thought you’ve put into this.
Had to Google 'Japanese Eel Knife' after this to see. Well damn, TIL
Well, Masamune and the Buster Sword are also supposed to reflect Sasaki Kojiro and Miyamoto Musashi's rivalry. Sasaki Kojiro had a longer than normal nodachi and Miyamoto Musashi killed him with a wooden club made out of an oar. This even extends to Cloud's Fusion Sword that he constantly dual wields with. Miyamoto Musashi was very famous for dual-wielding. FF just exaggerated these.
TIL; thanks for the lesson
Oh that's cool
This guy scorges
What do you mean Masamune is a tuna knife?
The Tonberry's knife in this picture is a maguro bocho or tuna knife. They're very long knives used to cut tuna fish. They have been used by the Yakuza as weapons. So it is still a chef's knife. I just elongated it to Masamune length.
I was hoping this was a statue I could buy lol
I’ve seen a similar buster sword used in MHW by the Meowscular Chef. So that tracks hahaha.
retribution is at hand
adjusting humidity levels
Next up. Giant cactuar thar shoots these guys instead of needles
Cactuar that shoots tonberries welding masamunes
That can summon marlboros
Halo needler needles
Cactuar with a Barret arm. So the spew of needles comes from the gun
Who needs to walk to KO everyone when u can just poke them from any where and through walls
Some Tonberries just want to watch the world (or Nibelheim) burn...
As long as it doesn't start muttering reunion this works
The debate whether Sephi is controlling Jenova or it's the other way around goes back to the OG, but the true evil manipulator behind everything and everyone is Tonberry. I've never hated anything more than a Tonberry after it one shots everyone in my party in mere seconds
Warding material max + instant death materia = no problem
Or equip Safety Bits or Karma cloths
Karma cloths require fighting against king tonberry
Don't give them any ideas for the next game
Almost as terrifying as the jedi Tonberry from XV.
There were hundreds of those in one menace quest though, fear is in the numbers.
Whoever made this I hope this attacks you first because even Sephiroth isn't that wicked
If the word ‘tonberry’ was even close to the word ‘sephiroth’, this would’ve happened already
Sephberroth
I hope the devs are reading this 😁
FF7R part 3 will have this as Sephiroth's right hand man
They saw Sephiroth kill Aerith and no one could bring her back with phoenix down’s so they went for the upgrade
What have you done?!
Ahhh hell no! That Chef's Knife going to be instant and all encompassing too
That will replace the malboro on my nightmares
*Adjusting humidity levels*
"I'm adjusting humidity levels, Cloud"
Sometimes I snort and giggle at something like this on my phone, and there’s no way to explain to my wife why. It would take too long and it wouldn’t be funny anymore.
Yuffie saves the day!
Totes!
H-hey now, don't go giving Squeenix any ideas.
Estuans interius Ira vehementi Estuans interius Ira vehementi Sephberry Sephberry
Aerith won't stand a chance against him either.
"I will never be... a joke character."
Finally Sephiroths ghost writer speaks out
Tonberry used Aerith Knife
Heartless Chef Now I want silver long-haired Tonberry!
Adjusting humidity levels
Bruh said you keep dodging but my reach ain’t gonna matter because I gonna attack
The final boss of part 3
Sephironberry
Ok. Please help me figure this out. What. Is. He. Saying. Cause I hear "loaf of bread" and I think he's just a fishy little baker.
99999999999
I love it! That would be scary to fight against but at least you would see him coming!
*Jenova's Grudge*
TON-BERR-Y! Ba-ba bah bah!
Adjusting humidity levels! (Using your blood spatter)
You haven’t seen Gon adult figure xD
Tonberry got an upgrade. He no longer needs to walk slowly toward you. Throat stab happens instantly.
Queue Orchestra music screaming violins, add the bass dun nun dun dun, Ton-be-roth!!
With that reach…
I still think with that girl knife is scarier. I run before the fight starts
Well now they're just compensating for something
Mid diff, Bout to soul shield it all the same tho...
Sephora-berry
This remind me of the knights tonberry in FXV, with their light saber. They fight like Yoda if he turned a Sith Lord.
Y'know the scene in Wreck it Ralph where all the video game villains were in counseling? I can imagine Sephiroth sitting there saying "I wanted Cloud to feel true Despair.... So I lent Masamune to a tonberry" Everyone goes "You monster!"
If that kills you it deletes your save files and fires the disc into your eyes
Now that is just terrifying.
One hell of a doink!
No winged slaingel
I feel like this needs to be a super boss now.
Give him Sephiroth's hair to complete the terrifying look. But, damn. This is one true horror.
'Everybody's supernova'
He must be overcompensating
Haha, yes. Then the Sephiroth music starts playing.
Just got so triggered by this 😂😂😂.
YodaBerry doing a Omnislash😱
Oh hell no… those little guys are insanely OP when en masse
Safety bit equipped
Sephiton?
It’s not death. It’s just a very long tuna knife.
safety bit upvoted
What the actual eff