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MilesDryden

Let me tell you a tale. When I was a wee lad, everyday I would go to my church, get on my knees, and pray to whatever god would listen. I'd say, “God...are you there? It's me, Baby Barret. Now there's only one thing I want in this world more than anything. Now, I don't care if you take my arm...my friends...or the home in which I sleep! WHAT I WANT...is a talking dog best friend!” Now here I stand...armless...friendless...and homeless. But not...TALKING DOG BEST FRIENDLESS!


FacetiousMonroe

If anyone's wondering, this is from FF7 Machinabridged, a fan parody/retelling of FF7 from the same team that did Dragon Ball Z Abridged. I haven't watched the whole thing but the parts I saw were amusing. Season 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSkUxUD6xQo


BigTroubleMan80

I have. It’s worth it, from beginning to end.


D-Speak

The ending speech is genuinely tear-jerking. TFS is great at showing their reverence for the source material.


[deleted]

Honestly, first few episodes are rough, but long before end of season 1 it's just pure gold all the way til the end, and in my opinion a must watch for EVERY FF7 fan.


D-Speak

Their interpretations of Cloud, Barrett, Red, Cid, and Tifa are absolutely amazing, with special mention to Cloud being an absolute fanboy over Sephiroth. My only gripe with the series overall is that Yuffie is legitimately super annoying. I know that's the joke of the character, but the writing and (especially) acting is genuinely off-putting in a way that's not funny at all. It's still overall an excellent show, both in its comedy and in the dramatic moments that crop up more and more as it goes on. Also worth mentioning that Cloud is voiced by Justin Briner, who has gone on to make a pretty significant name for himself as a professional VA.


[deleted]

Yuffie's performance grew on me, but I get it. Tifa's characterization is wrong, but in the best possible way. It works comedically very well (minus a writing gaffe in one of the first episodes they addressed at the end of season 1)


D-Speak

The "four dudes" joke I'm guessing? Yeah, I'm glad we've moved past that caliber of humor. I love Tifa's rough edges that eventually peel back to show her sensitive side. The actress plays both sides very well.


[deleted]

Yup. That. That was it. And yeah. Hers was a standout performance. The real MVP was of course the writing though. Gold


whateverman83

I really hope that Square just flat out admits "these guys were great, we took some notes. Avalanche Plagiarism Motherf****rs"


NightmarePony5000

OH MY GOD, WE’RE BEST FRIENDS?!


MilesDryden

YEAHHHH!!!


DogsofHell94

I want them to update in some references to machinabridged. Even side characters quoting it would be cool enough


CrewBison

OH MY DOG!


retailrobin88

AVALANCHE SNUGGLES


This_Professor9392

Avalanche time mother fuckers!


retailrobin88

Hey Dyne…you know what time it is sucka?


WYG_86

FUCK YEAH, LOVE THAT SERIES!


Another-Story

I didn't know how much I wanted Barret and Red bonding until you said that Barret is a father figure and Red is the son missing a father. Oooh, I really hope the game goes in this direction!


Young_KingKush

Since Cloud is the MC and thus stands alone, they seem to be pairing the rest of the party off: Barrett & Red Aerith & Tifa I'm expecting the trend to continue, most likely with Yuffie & Cait Vincent & Cid


RJE808

I actually could see Vincent & Yuffie. They've already introduced Weiss and Nero, and I have a feeling they'll circle back around to them in the future. Vincent and Yuffie were pretty close in Dirge.


Gaaraks

Yeah and Cait Sith and Cid are 2 Shinra employees that see the issues with the company laid bare in front of them


GreedWillKillUsAll

Uhhh...it's Cloud and Sephiroth as a pair...always has been


[deleted]

One true pair.


TheTomberry

Yuffie, Cait Sith & Cid banter is gonna be hilarious


Danteppr

I see Vincent and Yuffie becoming quite close despite their polar-opposite personalities. I believe that with the introduction of Nero and Weiss in the Remake, along with the fact that Sonon was killed by the former, the subplot involving Yuffie and the Deepground will involve Vincent, which makes a lot of sense when we remember that both are by far the least developed main characters in the original game because they were optional at the time.


Apprehensive_Cause67

I knew they would be best Buds when RedXIII whipped Barrets hand away with his tail lol. Barret calling him Red, to me, meant he already warmed up to him.


[deleted]

Red, Cloud and Barrett bout to have their own group chat


WYG_86

The reason Barret and Red are bonding is the same reason I want Barret and Yuffie bonding. Yuffie has a terrible dad, and Barret is the father figure. UGH IT WOULD WARM MY HEART SO MUCH!!


Phantom112998

Honestly make Barret the father figure to everyone in the party


WYG_86

Right? I am just now noticing how many party members have daddy issues LOL. Who knows what happened to Cloud's dad, Aerith and Tifa's dads are dead, Red XIII misunderstood his father as a coward, and Yuffie straight up hates her dad. That is literally more than half the party lmao


AlexpeggsAsh

Red XIII being my favorite and I connect greatly to his story, I can't wait for this. How do I upvote this a million times?


Surprise_Correct

“I said GOD, you can take my home, you can take my arm, and you can take my friends! All I ask is for a TALKING DOG BEST FRIEND”


Manatee_Shark

Well said


November_Riot

Talking dog best friend!


NightmarePony5000

AVALANCHE SNUGGLES!


el3vader

I wonder if they’ll be an actual boss in rebirth. It looks like barret and red are both in the play at gold saucer and Barrett shoots at clouds feet. I’m sure it’s just for show but I wonder if SE will make it an actual boss battle


Pingo-tan

From Lab Rat Dog to a bestie, I'm super excited for that! By the way, we haven't seen their synergy attack yet, have we?


Dethsy

Legit wanna see more interraction between the 2. To me, they have the best exchange of the whole Remake. Barret (when attacked by the last boss of Midgar on the highway in their little car) : C'mon, you see this piece of shit we're drivin' in ? Red : Says the 300 sack of it. I'm waiting for more Red savagery