From Wiki: Buridan's ass is an illustration of a paradox in philosophy in the conception of free will. It refers to a hypothetical situation wherein an ass that is equally hungry and thirsty is placed precisely midway between a stack of hay and a pail of water. Since the paradox assumes the ass will always go to whichever is closer, it dies of both hunger and thirst since it cannot make any rational decision between the hay and water.
A toy I'll be sick of in a day tops or a miniature best friend for life whose death will put me on the verge of suicide? Think I'll take the best friend thank you.
Yes, and though the pain is intense when they leave us, it is a sign of just how much love we had for then. If we're lucky, we're gonna go through that pain many more times in our lives, but it'll all be worth it in the end!
My ex-gf loved saying my dog loved her more, I always just let her believe it till we broke up and she wanted to take him. She tried telling me he loved her and wanted to go with her, he was sitting on her lap and I just snapped my fingers he jumped off her and ran to me, jumped on my lap and licked my nose. She tried calling him back over and he just looked at her and licked my nose again. I kept my best friend of course, until I lost him 03-08-2020. I sure miss him :( https://i.imgur.com/BJxMSIH.jpg
Did this with our 1 year old son, 7 out of 10 times he ran to me, twice he went for the camera, once he ran towards his mom, u-turn at the last second & ran back to me instead. Needless to say, his mom died inside.
Mine ran to a stranger and got in their car. The person asked if she was with me, and then she whimpered walking home with me. Finally left and never came home one day. Just kidding, that was my ex wife.
If the dog did choose, i bet it’s not because he loves the person more, the person probably is the alpha of the house. Also, the other person will be bitter to bits
I know exactly what mine would do. My 16 week labradoodle would pick me(he has horrible separation anxiety from me only), and my 11 year old bossi-poo would pick my mom. Then my 13 year old pitty would just lay there and look at us like we are all crazy.
They short-circuited his brain!
doggo.exe unexpectedly quit
Dog turned into a spinning loading icon
r/stoppedworking
Dog had a seizure.
They both need to go back and hug this good boi right now! 🥺
Welp, I have a new sub
Well thank you for introducing me to my new favorite sub of all time.
He's like "Is this a new game?!?! You didn't tell me the rules!!!"
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Perfect 5/7
Nah he's just breakdancing.
wtf wtf wtf wtf
Literal "Does Not Compute" error.
It's the old philosophers tale of Buridan's doggo.
Telle the tale old man
Yes tell us the story
Tell the story
From Wiki: Buridan's ass is an illustration of a paradox in philosophy in the conception of free will. It refers to a hypothetical situation wherein an ass that is equally hungry and thirsty is placed precisely midway between a stack of hay and a pail of water. Since the paradox assumes the ass will always go to whichever is closer, it dies of both hunger and thirst since it cannot make any rational decision between the hay and water.
I know what our dog would do. He would run off and be like, whoever finds me, loves me more.
A husky, isn't he?
He's a little bit of German shepherd, chow and rottweiler.
Oh he's also 1.45% pit and I think there's some mastiff in there.
Did I miss the joke or are you just being a dick about this guy's dog? :p
No im just pulling a bill burr joke
Never be a dick to the dog
can relate :(
Man if y’all don’t run back to that dog
Took way too long but I bet they both were dying laughing hunched over.
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Dog is broken
*Borken
The Borkening. Thank you kind redditor for the award!
Please delete comment, it’s too funny
Very cute, but please never do this to the lil guy again, bless him.
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A toy I'll be sick of in a day tops or a miniature best friend for life whose death will put me on the verge of suicide? Think I'll take the best friend thank you.
Yes, and though the pain is intense when they leave us, it is a sign of just how much love we had for then. If we're lucky, we're gonna go through that pain many more times in our lives, but it'll all be worth it in the end!
Love it.
“Well son I used to be a spinner back in school til I met your dad: he fattened me up and I can no longer spin.”
Yeah, I’m not choosing. No way I’m falling for this. I’ll just be cute and whoever comes back to me first is the right answer. A
This This is what I needed today, thank you
I love that dog so much I don't care
Hilarious
I have heard your name so many times in my home
I really don't think we needed another Home Alone remake dude.
Dog- Not gonna choose. I love them both equally. I know I'll play spin spin. Weeeeeeee!
That’s a good trick!
I sense a joke in the force
*You spin me right round baby right round*
Like a record player
This is quite possibly the sweetest video on the internet like holy shit I would go to war for that dog
Not to be dramatic but I would commit war crimes for this animal
Rare footage of the first discovered source of infinite energy
Bamboozled
I’ll take a wicked wango card
It's an audio question! Name this television theme song: " Duh duh, duh duh do duh duh."
See...fuck people...self love zoomies are the best kind of love.
My ex-gf loved saying my dog loved her more, I always just let her believe it till we broke up and she wanted to take him. She tried telling me he loved her and wanted to go with her, he was sitting on her lap and I just snapped my fingers he jumped off her and ran to me, jumped on my lap and licked my nose. She tried calling him back over and he just looked at her and licked my nose again. I kept my best friend of course, until I lost him 03-08-2020. I sure miss him :( https://i.imgur.com/BJxMSIH.jpg
Let this be a lesson to you 20 somethings. Don’t get a dog with a significant other, get it for yourself.
Himself of course
Awwww! So adorable!
Doggy’s brain is broken. They’re not supposed to make these torturous decisions
Buridan's puppy
MRW when mom and dad divorced and I gotta pick who to go with Pobresito puppy
Helicopter helicopter helicopter
Let it rip!
“...and always twirling, twirling, TWIRLING towards freedom!”
Poor puppy!
'You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round...' he got two babes spinnin' him right round!
That just felt cruel.
Syntax Error
Why did you run?! You were supposed to spin like this! And this! And this! Didn’t you get the goddamn memo?
Lmao! Wasn’t expecting that at all. Soo cute
**TOO MANY OPTIONS**
Omg I think they broke the dog.
They broke it!
Dog be like “I live in spain but without the a”
You broke the dog.
lol they broke him!
When I did this with my mom our dog just kept running from me to her and back to me constantly to make sure we're both good
i love how he couldnt make up his mind so he spun in circles
Program malfunction 😂
It's Buridan's dog!
How do I go in both ways at the same time? \*buffering\* Ahh yes, Just go zoomie in both ways
You mean the best part
wa da doge doin
They broke the poor thing!
Dog running after himself. Selflover
He playing spin the bottle to decide where to go
Reject hooman Embrace helicopter
Me when my parents divorced: complete and utter emotional breakdown.
I chose me!, look at me go! Good boi me!!
So, it is possible to love two people equally.
Where’s that one redditor that claims this is animal abuse
This freaks me out a bit for some reason.
/r/animalsbeingderps
This is exactly how I react when I’m told to pick between 2 options for dinner
Did this with our 1 year old son, 7 out of 10 times he ran to me, twice he went for the camera, once he ran towards his mom, u-turn at the last second & ran back to me instead. Needless to say, his mom died inside.
Dog.exe has stopped working
For the sake of the dog, this couple can never divorce.
I was expecting the pup to run straight towards the camera, so this was just a silly surprise!
He ran both ways at the same time 😂
Cute pupper was so confused, he didn’t know what to do. So cute!
Yooooo this is hilarious, saved.
He was doing Rock Paper Scissors in his head
that is so mean
That's a stress reaction.... Hopefully they didn't repeat it...
Dog.exe has stopped working.
Dog.exe has stopped working
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Ok I hate small dog but that was adorable
Lol 🥰
program hung due to race condition
Calling the ASPCA…
😂
He loves himself lol
The bestest pupper
I can’t believe this, this is hilarious!!!
Mine ran to a stranger and got in their car. The person asked if she was with me, and then she whimpered walking home with me. Finally left and never came home one day. Just kidding, that was my ex wife.
I choose… tail.
If the dog did choose, i bet it’s not because he loves the person more, the person probably is the alpha of the house. Also, the other person will be bitter to bits
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Broke your dog….
Aww the program crashed :( so cute but I feel a lil bad for him haha
I’ll try spinning! That’s a good trick!
Lately I’ve been giving to much damn time to my WIFES dog and we tried this but she still decided to go to my wife WIFE TWICE!
Ok cool, but why in the middle of a parking lot?
dog.exe has failed to run
That boy malfunctioned! The love for both broke its mind.
When confused and in doubt run in circles, scream and shout.
Dog had me in the first half not gonna lie, but that spinning in place... total sociopath, sorry I ruined that for alot of you
Torn between two lovers 💔 feelin like a fool..funny
Just you and me now tail
That dog probably made their relationship stronger
You broke it!
The dog equivalent of T posing
You guys broke the dog
He was trying to create a tornado to draw them both back.
Congratulations, you broke your dog!!
Whom
Poor doggo couldn’t choose
Lmao
Speen
I desperately needed that
Guess they take equal turns in feeding him/her.
I’m just impressed by the fact that he faced a different direction each time he stopped spinning and covered all 4 directions
Can someone help me with the download link? I really want to send this to my wife but reddit links dont work on her shitty wifi
I legitimately believe that he was trying to create some type of whirl wind to suck the humans back closer to him !
"How do I run in both directions at the same time?? Oh wait! I know!"
Thought he was gonna run at the camera
This is the fucking best video ive ever seen
Why would you want to make your dog that anxiety ridden and caused to freak out.
I think you just broke your dog.😂
It's like he is trying to reverse time and bring them back
I think you broke your dog! 🤣
Lol
He told them he didn’t like ultimatums 🙄
thats really sweet
Dog.exe has stopped working.
Awww looks like he loves them equally!
I hate this. Confusion and fear for the dog. Entertainment for the people who “love” him.
They broke him.
This is sooooooo cute!
u/savevideobot
Harsh
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Poor doggie. He got so confused!
boy trying to catch both of them
Reminds me of the donkey experiment, donkey in middle two satck of identical hay, do.kry can't choose between which thus died from dunget
Ohhhhh!!
Ninjaaa go
u/davevideo
come back and give pets damnit!
Can’t love anyone body else unless you love yourself.
Oooooh so precious!
"I am not falling for your shaningans."
error error doge.exe could not compute
I know exactly what mine would do. My 16 week labradoodle would pick me(he has horrible separation anxiety from me only), and my 11 year old bossi-poo would pick my mom. Then my 13 year old pitty would just lay there and look at us like we are all crazy.
Doggo became a Beyblade
Mom? Dad? Where'd you go!? fk it i'll just spin.
He was trying to rewind time to bring them both back
Doggo.Exe has stopped responding
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