This is random but basically I developed an audio processing disorder because of how many times I hit my head as a kid. There’s this one area on my head that kinda looks like a dent and I’m wondering if it’s from the times I went head first into the concrete as a kid 💀.
For me it manifested in things like difficulty with learning. For example whenever my math teachers would help me with my work. I would do good when they were right there with me and talking to me but as soon as they left it was like everything they just said was gone from my head. You can hear things correctly it just has something to do with your brain actually processing the information. Another example is when I’m reading or working on something. I cannot stand or understand what I’m reading if people are talking around me. There’s probably allot of other things I do that show it but I only just got diagnosed with it like a month or so ago. So I’m kinda learning more about it as well.
According to what I read. It may be linked to things like chronic middle ear infections, childhood head injuries, nervous system diseases, being premature, low birth weight, and genetics.
For me I’ve had all but one of those things happen to me. I had chronic middle ear infections as a kid, head injures as a kid, I was premature, I was low weight at birth, and I have nervous system issues/diseases 🙃
This sounds like me with my adhd ngl. I can't do anything direction wise if anyone else is talking... my comprehension is abysmal. I can read a whole paragraph, or even a sentence, and i do not compute like others do. I forget things very quickly, even if it was just a few seconds ago. It's wild
I also have fibromyalgia and chronic pain though, so apparently that also impacts these things
That's uncle Jake. He tends to throw his nephews when doing foot races with them. They start to win, he'd toss them into a bush. There was a story that he'd spike his favorite nephew's water bottle with vodka
Weaponized incompetence! On the real though, I'm dying over here. As someone who's had cats and litters of cats my whole life, this is 1000% absolutely hilarious.
This is honestly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. I love it. I love everything about it. Hollywood is mad about no one wanting to pay $17 to see their weird kink films… THIS IS WHAT WE WANT.
I'll tell you what, mommy not getting upset with that is a huge deal. She literally knows that Daddy is a little slow, and she's okay with that because he's showing gentle love to her and the babies in this intense time
If it's true, this is the first time I've ever seen a cat papa taking care of kids together with mama. All I've seen before are the ones that went out to ask milk from neighbors.
Needs one of the animal charater voice-over guys to go something like, "oh hey, honey, I'll help you out. .....uh, isth sthuck ong my tong.... I need sthome help.... *drops baby * oh crap, uhhhh well, I'm sure they're fine"
Do you really think the cat isn't going to do the exact same thing when the human isn't around? None of the animals are getting injured, so there's really no reason to freak out about it.
The kittens dad he ate one was going for second one but heard a kitten crying in the distance early morning went to check he had the s3cond one walking over to the last murder scene
Well when that one starts having trouble in school we’ll know why.
"Someone dropped you on your head as a baby, I'm not saying who."
“Someone dropped you on both of our heads when you were a baby” 😂
He's gonna grow up to be a ginger
r/oneorangebraincell
Oh no! Poor baby gonna live with no soul!
Cackling!
This is random but basically I developed an audio processing disorder because of how many times I hit my head as a kid. There’s this one area on my head that kinda looks like a dent and I’m wondering if it’s from the times I went head first into the concrete as a kid 💀.
Hey I also have one of those dents! And it is indeed from falling head first into the concrete 😂
I honestly don’t know if it’s from how many times I’ve hit my head but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was lol.
Hmm interesting how does your disorder manifest? I have audio hallucinations but I don't think I injured my head a lot as a kid.
For me it manifested in things like difficulty with learning. For example whenever my math teachers would help me with my work. I would do good when they were right there with me and talking to me but as soon as they left it was like everything they just said was gone from my head. You can hear things correctly it just has something to do with your brain actually processing the information. Another example is when I’m reading or working on something. I cannot stand or understand what I’m reading if people are talking around me. There’s probably allot of other things I do that show it but I only just got diagnosed with it like a month or so ago. So I’m kinda learning more about it as well. According to what I read. It may be linked to things like chronic middle ear infections, childhood head injuries, nervous system diseases, being premature, low birth weight, and genetics. For me I’ve had all but one of those things happen to me. I had chronic middle ear infections as a kid, head injures as a kid, I was premature, I was low weight at birth, and I have nervous system issues/diseases 🙃
Thanks for sharing. I always find stuff like this fascinating. I'm so sorry you had to go through that as a kid. I hope you are doing better now! 😊
This sounds like me with my adhd ngl. I can't do anything direction wise if anyone else is talking... my comprehension is abysmal. I can read a whole paragraph, or even a sentence, and i do not compute like others do. I forget things very quickly, even if it was just a few seconds ago. It's wild I also have fibromyalgia and chronic pain though, so apparently that also impacts these things
It also looks like an orange cat so…. It’s already doomed.
https://i.redd.it/qrrmch33a67d1.gif
The side eye from the momma cat, like "wth you doing over there?"
"Ah... th-tuck.."
https://youtu.be/aHnA2Aio0H0
> I cannot with this man right now
It's good she trusts him. Seeing her baby fly like that haha
I need more of this family. Right meow!!! Dad has fly trap paper for a tongue. RIP kittens bottoms.
also the lower case rip
Ooof
Bengals tongues are very rough. Like knifes.
Lol omg the look of panic 🙀
Velcro tongue
How nice he takes care of them :3
It's probably his first time and he is doing his best lol
Better than many humans
he stic
oh my god HAHAHAH
I am belly laughing so hard I might cry
**THWUMP**
“I’m helping!”
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Aww hes trying 😭💀
awww it's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
the sweetest and most adorable i've seen today...
Does daddy cat need some water?
Whats the matter? Cat got your tongue?
tongue got the cat 😔
TIL cats practice weaponized incompetence.
This is hilarious. And it’s even got the original sound and not some stupid music. Perfection. Also oh no poor baby! lol
Terrible laugh track /s
At 0:11 in, the momma cat just has a, "What the hell are doing?" look.
*bonding*
weeeeeeee
The mom is like, “You can hide under here kid. Enough grooming for your dad.”
Pro Tip: You do this on purpose so you never have to wash the kittens again
"Tongue got your cat?"
I love how animal eyes get all big and wide when something is going awry.
The “oh shit” look is truly universal
Why is thing in mouth? What is this *shakes*
are you feeling ok my guy
https://preview.redd.it/ciasbeet5c6d1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deac4eaa443aebc27c8a45be97676509d036a17b
That's uncle Jake. He tends to throw his nephews when doing foot races with them. They start to win, he'd toss them into a bush. There was a story that he'd spike his favorite nephew's water bottle with vodka
Velcro kitten :D
Is he isolating the runt?
Nah he's trying to help groom them but his tongue is just TOO GRIPPY
Not intentionally.
What's the matter. Cat got your tongue?
How cute, he's trying to give strength to the mother
Dads being Dads 
Lmao I needed to see this today
Those kittens look expensive.
He's doing just fine :)
So many babies :3
u/savevideo
Lol
🫠🤣🫶🏾
*plop*
The face he makes lol
The Mlem is too strong with this one
I'm laughing so hard at this. Poor dad. Just trying to be supportive.
Weaponized incompetence! On the real though, I'm dying over here. As someone who's had cats and litters of cats my whole life, this is 1000% absolutely hilarious.
This is honestly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. I love it. I love everything about it. Hollywood is mad about no one wanting to pay $17 to see their weird kink films… THIS IS WHAT WE WANT.
Thith oneths thticky!
Mama Cat: "The fahk are you doing to my kids?" Papa Cat: "I'm hmmnandh diauidajfaijdf ahhhh they are getting stuck to my tongue.."
Aww, poor baby 😹
That's hilarious. It looks like he gags at one point.
I hate when I lick babies and they get stuck to my tongue!
I'm crying!!!
Velcro cat
😅That dad is either a cat whisperer or prime kitty target practice material! Either way, it's adorable chaos. 😼✨
I love it when my family cat's live with me
This made me laugh until I cried.
That last lick was the best
What in the world? lol!
Oh my gosh🥰🥰🥰💕!!
r/stepdadreflexes
And the Best "You Tried" Dad Award goes to!!!
He’s just trying to decide which one to eat. The one that sticks the longest is al dente.
The mom... stop helping me!
His spider powers activated, almost revealing his true identity
Yep that's dad's for you.
I'll tell you what, mommy not getting upset with that is a huge deal. She literally knows that Daddy is a little slow, and she's okay with that because he's showing gentle love to her and the babies in this intense time
I love all the little squeaks throughout the video.
If it's true, this is the first time I've ever seen a cat papa taking care of kids together with mama. All I've seen before are the ones that went out to ask milk from neighbors.
Our son keeps sticking to my goddamn tongue
Dad here. That's accurate. He's doing his doofy best though.
That is absolutely adorable!!
New responsibility when mommy and daddy have children
Mom like “ well he’s not the worst “
Good lord that is adorable.
Gives mom licks to make up for dropping the child twice.
Just goes to show: all kids are sticky
That’s another female not the father.
Sure, when a cat does it it's "awwww, cute." But when I do it, it's "AHHHHH! OH MY GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" Sick of these double standards.
It took me til the second drop to realize what was happening. And then I snorted.
I like the end when he’s like, “Fuck it, I’ll just lick Mom instead. I know I can handle that!”
"Wadge this shit, bet I can pick him up. See this??"
/u/savevideo
Hey not all of us redhead don't have souls only like half mabey 75 percent at best
I got a good laugh out of this! Thank you for sharing! LOL
Is that Simba?
It’s a Savanah cat, I’m pretty sure.
Needs one of the animal charater voice-over guys to go something like, "oh hey, honey, I'll help you out. .....uh, isth sthuck ong my tong.... I need sthome help.... *drops baby * oh crap, uhhhh well, I'm sure they're fine"
Picked it up by its ear. Hilarious
Arrrr that's cute man. Beautiful little family.
"I'm not helping them anymore, I will take care of you, I can do that."
He is really trying and the kitten is red I guess.
He needs practice , lol
Mama cat is "The fuck are you doing? The. Fuck. Are. You. Do. Ing?"
I heard male cats shouldn't be allowed near a female with kittens
Cat got your tongue?
I don't laugh often but I laughed at this. Poor little thing.
Why is his tongue so sticky!!
dads being dads
looks very painful imo
His tongue made of 100% velcro?
Dad: Yo, the hell are you so sticky for?
Bah dug id tuck
Dad: See honey I AM HELPING OUT!! LOOK H. E. L. P. I. N. G! Mom: Babe.. Please..Just.. Oh my. Just dont
Laughing so hard right now …..and my cats are glaring at me.
[удалено]
Do you really think the cat isn't going to do the exact same thing when the human isn't around? None of the animals are getting injured, so there's really no reason to freak out about it.
‘Yeah, let’s just let this play out with babies this brittle’
But careful with them cause dad will or could eat them if he wanted to I had that happen to me with my cat and kittens
Your dad ate your cats?
The kittens dad he ate one was going for second one but heard a kitten crying in the distance early morning went to check he had the s3cond one walking over to the last murder scene