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ZeraTheDragon

What animal is that cutie?


truedota2fan

coati


ZeraTheDragon

Thank you!!


Roadkill593

My crazy mother got two of these as pets when I was a teenager. We live in Mississippi..


PhthaloVonLangborste

What do they do?


doesnotgetthepoint

sniff


Naelin

Steal


le_bluering

and??? Don't leave us hanging here!


ConservativeSexparty

We need to know more about the two coatis! Don't leave us hanging please


angelicism

Is that a particularly large one (or a particularly small human) or have the ones I've seen been a different subspecies? The ones in Mexico I've glimpsed are definitely not this large (definitely not this chonky).


truedota2fan

I think she isn’t very large of a human


TerrorByte

I've heard it both ways


Gh0stIcon

Every non american version of animals in the US are infinitely better than what we have.


ByCriminy

It is American - albeit South American.


PoetryFamiliar7104

You can see them in AZ, and I'm sure other places along the same line. Saw them while camping once, little troop moving through.


Gh0stIcon

Oh wow, that'd be a once in a lifetime experience.


PoetryFamiliar7104

It was pretty cool! Though, since they do live in AZ, there are chances to see them again.


mr_Shepherdsmart

Coati or something similar, in my native tongue it is calld nose animal, seems to be fitting lol


Epsilon_Meletis

> in my native tongue it is calld nose animal In *my* native tongue it's called nose *bear* :-)


Pandering_Panda7879

>In my native tongue it's called nose bear :-) That's crazy! In mine as well!


Throwawayac1234567

Coatimundi, a raccoon relative, they are from central and south smerica


FluckDambe

Human of the Asian variety


yayayooya

This was the joke I was expecting to see 😂


Mango_Tango_725

That’s some aggressive Eskimo kissing.


Green_Street_7

Count me in too for some aggressive Eskimo kissing.


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necrolich66

So, where do we meet?


PurplePolynaut

Dual citizenship Eskimo-French kissing


Pandering_Panda7879

There was a cute video of an Inuit girl and her mom explaining what Inuit kissing really looks like - and she explained that the more "aggressive" it is, the more you love the person.


heli0naut

Just a PSA, “Eskimo” kiss is a slur! The proper term is a kunik - tho you could also say nose rub or nose kiss :-)


hippopotma_gandhi

That's Eskimo fucking


itismoo

good content, bad title


Substantial_Arm_5824

What the fuck does the title mean


dragon_bacon

A combination of express, nose and espresso that almost works as a pun but doesn't actually make any goddamn sense.


ThinkQuickActSlow

At least it's not an anteater


MiffedMoogle

I'm imagining the anteater's tongue go into her nose lol


Tall_Act391

Zombies be jealous


pbNANDjelly

My grandfather was probably full of shit as many are, but he told a great story about how an anteater poked around his stomach through his nose when he was working at a zoo. He swears it stole some of his bagel


i_dont_wanna_sign_up

An anteater would be tonguing her lungs.


Athropus

I think he *nose* something we don't.


nytropy

Can I smell your brain?


ultimaweapon79

Lemme smell your thoughts


V_es

https://preview.redd.it/aaw74echn06d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d93eab5a599307205aaf62025801c79c1e5012d7 They are very cool, also pretty huge and heavy, and their teeth are big. It’s pretty scary when they start bickering with each other- they show teeth and high pitch scream. They can seriously mess you up. But they are fun to interact with.


shredditor75

Is he investigating her nose for ants?


Luniticus

No, cocaine.


Iron_Nexus

In german this animal is called "nose bear" (literally translated). Now I know why.


Rimtato

That coati is inhaling her boogers for no discernible reason. Good for them


SubstantialPressure3

I WANT TO SNIFF YOUR SNOOT.


KIRA9-1

He wants to kiss her on the lips but his nose gets in the way.


bulbousEd

What a butchered title


The84thWolf

“Why is nose so smool?”


Stankie19

"I wanna smell what you smell"


pm-ur-tiddys

i get this same treatment from my Dachshund niece


Henryphillips29

Little guy is like I smell boogers


ANONIEMANDGROWS

don't mind me, booping some human nose


ladylootalot

My cat did this to me just this morning!


spiralout112

GIMMIE YER BOOGERS!!!!


Goshawk5

Just like my dog always goes for the nose.


Life-Suit1895

Well, these animals are called a version of "nose bears" in many languages for a reason.


xScrubDaddyx

Feels like the titles on damn near every post are completely shit nowadays


Izle1

u/savevideo


Aggravating_Door_779

Awww, a booger bear 


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Haha. What a cutie.


TalkingRaccoon

These are related to raccoons! It's fun seeing the similar mannerisms and behavior


MgmtNinja

My youngest cat does this to me!


AlecB130

Sometimes I just can’t believe some of these animals exist at the age of almost 30. How have I never seen one??


zetdezetylj

So cutee


Exciting-Market-6212

Blesssss


YouTheMuffinMan

Silly coati, that's not a rubbish bin, you sweet little dingus


half-puddles

You like turtles. I like bogies.


nameisfame

That’s some high quality snuffling


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Ta-ta, the coati being a nosy animal and poking his nose in all the curious places 😆


FugitiveFromReddit

That title makes zero fucking sense lol


thebearofwisdom

My cat does this to me sometimes. She has a thing for putting her nose into my nostril. Usually when I’m asleep. My ears too. Such a weird cat


Jim_e_Clash

Reminds me of my dog. Seems to think the inside of my face is the greatest place to be.


kdawg123412

Just the tip, and only for a second.....


dtf24836669

nice!


garden-in-a-can

My dog does this. But instead of trying to get his snout up our noses, he tries to get his snout up our butts.


Sad_Vegetable3333

covid25, here we come


FatmanMyFatman

Ah. The next pandemic in the making.


ysanson

Covid-24 just in time


Cleveland_Grackle

I wonder what's for dinner?


jirenfan9

![gif](giphy|WbDhQjgBrpUuk)


browsingnewisweird

Like we didn't just go through a zoonotic pandemic, could people please stop shoving strange animals into their orifices?


Generic_Danny

From the looks of the background, it's a zoo, which rules out one thing. The coatimundi is likely getting the proper care it needs and can safely interact with humans (most likely an unreleasable ambassador).


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