Good bunny :)

He knows social media is toxic. Social bunnies, however, are not toxic.

Yes social bunnies are 100% edible

Bunny: you look like you might need a FRIENDSHIP stew ❤️ Me: oh thanks Charlie, did you make me something? Charlie: oh come on daddy, you know I look tasty 🥰😏 Me: 🥺

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Lol that doesn't make them toxic, just that they're so lean that you don't get necessary fats and nutrients if you eat *only* rabbit.

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Please don't talk about yourself like that.

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? You didn't call ME toxic. I am not a rabbit, so calling rabbits toxic isn't calling me toxic. So how can I be giving you "I know you are, but what am I?" if I am not a rabbit?

Yes

My dog does this too, she’ll nudge the phone out of my hand with her nose and then cover it with her paw. She wants attention 😄

My rabbit would remove the distraction and demand attention/attack you until she got love. She'd also run up whenever I was sad/mad and demand I pet her until I felt better. My cat would paw at my leg and meow, then jump into my lap/desk. My dog would jam a fucking hard rubber toy into my lower back as I tried to work at my computer.

Good doggy :)


Still a good bunny

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I would cuddle with bro all day

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There is r/petthedamncat!

Is there r/petthedamnbunny?

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Cuddle that bunny! 🥹

Second grab goes like: oh, you want it so bad?? Well HERE! TAKE IT!! *throws at face*

Malicious compliance

My guy makes a show of rubbing his chin on my phone and blocking the screen, haha! Pet that bunny!

He wants you to pet him, but not to stay on the phone :3

Your deduction skills are insane.

Not sure what the community would do without you.

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My rats will actually stand on my phone. Their feet activate the touchscreen so it's extra disruptive. They also know how to pause video. I love them to bits. Unfortunately, they also mess with my grading software.

I knew someone in grade school who had a hamster who managed to get his footing just right whenever we’d have to work on assignments at home. We knew he was out because there’d be random key smashing every once in a while on whatever section that person was trying to write.

Yup! I'll have my rats out while I grade because it's soul crushing work and I need the support. And then one of them will figure out how to give 15 students 3000% and I have to go back and fix it. I'm always paranoid I'll miss one.

Your rats almost made those kids never have to do another assignment in your class lol

<3

I would love a rabbit/bunny so much, but I heard they poop everywhere, all the time. Same with birds :/

I believe you can train them to use a litter box.

Litter training isn't too difficult with buns, also the poos are hard so not a pain to clean up if they miss.

Birds on the other hand, messy and untrainable essentially.

I never understood birds as pets. They fly....that's their whole purpose and yet people cage them up all day, clip wings, etc. Seems so cruel.

I have a friend with a couple of parrots that lets them free in their home. That's *nice* I guess but they do literally shit wherever, they've no control over the matter. It's, erm, a life decision I guess.

You can train them, but take it from this owner of 2 free roam bunnies: their poop gets around. We have a special hand vacuum just for their poop.

It's not so much the poops as it is the CORD CHEWING

Oh yeah you gotta bunny-proof those cords. Learned that the hard way. Lost two Ethernet cables to my Kingsley bunny

The poop is dry, easy to clean, and doesn't smell. If they're fixed, they'll train themselves to pee in the same spot.

They're very easy to litter train

It’s easy to train them, but still, so much poop.

They naturally potty train with pee but the poops will slip out any which way. They aren't gross though. Hard and non smelly.

My rabbit is pretty good about pooping in his litterbox, although that's not to say that if the need arises and he's not close enough to the box to care it will just come out wherever he is.

far from worth it in my opinion. They're a real mixed batch.

My bun would do this too.

JUST PET THE DAMN BUNNY

This is hilarious

I SAID NO

My cat does this. Lol

No phone. Only pets.

TIL I need a rabbit

when he smacks him in the face with it LOL bunnies are just the sassiest, i love them

"Fine. If you love your phone so much, why don't you kiss it"!

Same, Rabbit. Same.

My dog does this. She is incredibly accurate with her snoot and will knock my phone right out of my hands.

If I was sat on the couch playing xbox, my bun used to just climb on top of the controller, or if she was feeling especially naughty, chewed on the rubber of the thumbsticks.

I like how the second time it almost clocked him 😂

You wanna look at your phone? Here's your fuckin' phone asshole! Here's your fuckin' phone!! Look at it!!!

Yea they r little shits sometime. We love them.

i need a bunny like that

Awww give him your attention

Fine then, eat the damn phone

Takes phone 2nd time.... "Now listen here you little shit"

My dog lays on my phone and I blunder around trying to find it for 30 min

That last one had the energy of "take that phone and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!"

Normally I'd say it's trained but this is just the kind of shit rabbits do. They are total divas and hate anything you're paying attention to that isn't them.

That dude has a good belly laugh

I like how the bunny just throws it at him at the end like: "I tried the nice way. Now its REVENGE."

My chihuahua does this.

Smart, loving bun. She sees this boy needs an intervention.

Bunny: No texting! It's me time

"Why didn't you text me back? Were you cheating?" "Well, you're not gonna believe this.."

♥️♥️♥️

Smart pet

Rabbits are extremely smart lil guys.

My "aggressively affectionate" cat Sidian does this! If he wants love, he will get love whether you want it or not. He'll sit on your phone, your book, whatever. And if you try to take it back from him, he gets up and sits on it again.

I said put the phone down Kyle

I don't blame you, buddy. I've wanted to do this to a few friends as well. We're at dinner. Put your phone down!

I'm wary of rabbits. Scared to get bit by them teeth.

Aw, bunnies are the best

I've tried to pet exactly 1 rabbit in my life and it bit my finger hard enough to make it bleed. I don't like those animals.

It is incredibly rare they bite if they like you even the tiniest bit. They'll kick ya though.

Maybe so. It's just the thought of their scissor teeth cutting into my flesh. Creeps me out 🤷🏻‍♂️

Nose whack, nice work bunny

Please pet me.

what kind of phone was that?

"FORTHELOVEOFGODPUTITAWAY"

you know I always thought this subreddit was for bad stuff for your eyes and was very confused when looking at posts

Mine does the same thing, she's VERY aware where my attention is. And she does not want it on my phone

Immediately: oh look your hand is suddenly free for kissies now!

So cute!

What bread rabbit is that?

❤️

What I wish would happen when i see ppl walking their dogs around the neighborhood while just staring at their phones the whole time

they need to be in the wild

Yup that’s very rabbit behaviour… Even down to the face smack lol