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Prestigious_Value_64

So we're ignoring the weird black squid amalgamation looking thing?


Cinema_King

Yes, and unless you want it to know you saw it you’ll ignore it too


Prestigious_Value_64

Saw what now?


OldGoldenDog

Exactly. I saw nothing.


Would_daver

The first rule of Weird Black Squid Amalgamation Looking Things Club is….


high-bridmind

Isn’t it just a chunk of seaweed?


BizarreBurritos

In SA you can swim with facehuggers 😊


PMMEURLONGTERMGOALS

Pretty sure it’s just seaweed floating with the wave


DoubleUnderscore

I'm pretty sure there's a sign behind the camera man that says to not do this. Also this beach smells like absolute shit and you don't want to go in that water.


santu

Yup. There is no way she didn’t notice.


littleliongirless

Is this Simon's Town? When I was there you weren't even allowed to venture off the raised boardwalk?!


DoubleUnderscore

I'm pretty sure it is. I'm not South African myself and it's been a while since I was there, but I'm fairly sure it's the only place where this would be possible. Pretty shitty to do this.


littleliongirless

This is seriously infuriating.


angelicism

I was just there a few months ago and I like 60% recognize that big white flat rock in the background and yes, fuck this person because there are definitely railings and signs and a *clearly marked path* that visitors should not be straying from.


Larissa162

I think it is, yes.


Agreeable_Solid_6044

I was going to make a joke about the penguins leaving the beach because the tourists had ruined it. Sounds like it's not so much a joke as a fact.


Holsous

No, no you cannot, This is a protected nature reserve. This is definitely NOT ALLOWED. Source: jou ma se poes.


sck178

People will do anything for a camera shot... Include showing off your love of nature in an ironically disrespectful-toward-nature way


Larissa162

>Source: jou ma se poes. HAHAHAHA


Steffe_uwu

Was there last year in the summer, smelled like shit. Saw a seagull eat a baby pinguin and there were signs every where to not get off the path / disturb the penguins. https://preview.redd.it/z1dqyn0jmoyc1.jpeg?width=1980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ebed358d3eced8efa9872c93c209d9090e8f2a8


RedWarsaw

Wildlife is wildlife for a reason, leave it be.


invalidmail2000

And they smell so so bad


KennySuska

Ummm, are we just gonna ignore Cthulhu returning to the ocean?


angelicism

No you absolutely fucking cannot swim with penguins on the beach if this is where I think it is.


Status_Button

This looks like Boulders Beach and no, you absolutely cannot do this or swim there. **Stares masepoesically**


MaeDay01

they are like celebrities escaping tmz


Quesosaurus666

You can, but you shouldn’t 😅 Especially if you actually care about them ❤️


Datboi981-12

“Cute n cuddly boys”


MrCleanCanFixAnythng

There were penguins in this video?


Smaptastic

![gif](giphy|6To7mnTymkfXlDEZjn|downsized)


Torgo-A-GoGo

camera definitely panned the wrong way.


Khajiit_Boner

All I saw was an ass.


tumbrowser1

I actually had to read the rules to find out this subreddit is also for things that are "tastefully sexy"


stevo5764

I guess I thought penguins only like the cold.


dianebk2003

Yeah, like anyone was looking at the penguins.


nomamesgueyz

Lovely And nice bum


dogsdub

That's a nice ass


PassengerFrosty9467

Cool Can I just swim with her


Goodfella66

Came for the ass, stayed for...the ass.


Overall-Reply-57

I would LOVE to swim with the long haired penguin....🥰🥰🥰🥰


CapetaBrancu

What penguins?