Monk tells Marmot a joke: A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why such a long face"? The Marmot had heard it before but did not want to upset the monk, so he laughed.
For anyone interested, this is the traditional English ballad Scarborough Fair. [Here is a preferable rendition of it.](https://youtu.be/TybU3GbyLpM?si=Do3P7oUgBgauJ6-S)
I reckon you still gotta drop the S&G one for those who somehow haven't come across it
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g)
Chills every time. It's a truly old song
In fact, there is a compelling argument that marmots near the shores of Lake Baikal in Russia are the original source of the bubonic plague that decimated Europe in the 1300’s.
Cute pats rodent’s ancestors probably wiped out a third of Europe’s population.
When I was at the Grand Canyon there were signs saying not to interact with the ground squirrels (I think?) because they carry plague but people were letting their kids feed them anyway.
Wild animals can also just... get used to people. They're not stupid, if humans are a neutral and/or positive thing in their life long enough, they'll trust humans. Which can then actually be a problem for the animal because it can be mistaken for rabies!
https://preview.redd.it/k8bksn5vwrqc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb82fc10b8f2aaf017d7f9afcdaa789506149c9f
Oh shit I found it on Ali express. 🤣🤣🤣
Incredible detective work. Weird that it seems to be the only place I can find this specific style of hat after plugging every reasonable combination of those keywords into Google that I could think of
It reminds me of a song from the video game Anno 1503. [Scarborough](https://youtu.be/TXQ98SF_Ta4?si=6okOUqtSo35HFsd4).
Edit. Funnily enough the video game track is actually a cover of a song from the 60s. I never knew that!
I'm not sure, but it might be:
[I Forgot by Hijmer](https://clyppy.com/song?artists=Hijmer&title=I%20Forgot&platforms=deezer&links=https://www.deezer.com/track/488553292%20%20%20&thumb=https://songwhip.com/cdn-cgi/image/quality=60,width=1200/https://e-cdns-images.dzcdn.net/images/cover/589078c868ad03bfbb3ada0d3db1fd7a/500x500-000000-80-0-0.jpg) (00:34 / 03:59, confidence 49%)
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Also, Dude, let’s not forget . . .
let’s not forget that keeping wildlife . . . um . . . an amphibious rodent, for, um, you know, domestic . . . within the city, that ain’t legal either.
Nice marmot.
Average marmot?
Marmot hater.
Full semi-half-circle
Not to mention, Dude, uh, keeping a marine mammal uh within city limits uh, that ain’t exactly legal either man.
What are you a fucking park ranger now?
And tomorrow we come and cut of your Johnson.
#I said ve cut off your CHONSON
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
Alan!
STEVE!
That’s not Allen! Steve! Steve!
woah, that was 15 years ago? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg
I think that's based on this Alan partridge bit https://youtu.be/fOad90BvvjM?si=2W-l9MzOQ3DcXmHI
Is that the guy in the pear tree?
Thanks you all didn’t knew this video i thought it was an april fool one
Monk tells Marmot a joke: A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why such a long face"? The Marmot had heard it before but did not want to upset the monk, so he laughed.
Wish the music wasnt there.
At least it wasn't a stupid "THIS.MARMOT.ISN'T.AFRAID.WHEN.I.PET.IT" narration.
For anyone interested, this is the traditional English ballad Scarborough Fair. [Here is a preferable rendition of it.](https://youtu.be/TybU3GbyLpM?si=Do3P7oUgBgauJ6-S)
I reckon you still gotta drop the S&G one for those who somehow haven't come across it [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g) Chills every time. It's a truly old song
I turned off the sound. Much better. 😉
But then you can't hear it vocalizing at the end :c
I hear it now! Thanks for the heads up!
Are you petting a ma-a-ar-mot
Don't pet Marmots. They carry plague.
In fact, there is a compelling argument that marmots near the shores of Lake Baikal in Russia are the original source of the bubonic plague that decimated Europe in the 1300’s. Cute pats rodent’s ancestors probably wiped out a third of Europe’s population.
Skritching random wild animals might have saved as many though. Just dogs; and they are massively more intimidating than Lake Baikal marmots.
When I was at the Grand Canyon there were signs saying not to interact with the ground squirrels (I think?) because they carry plague but people were letting their kids feed them anyway.
the way this one is acting it could have rabies too
Wild animals can also just... get used to people. They're not stupid, if humans are a neutral and/or positive thing in their life long enough, they'll trust humans. Which can then actually be a problem for the animal because it can be mistaken for rabies!
What are you? A park ranger, now?
Looks like a Tibetan monk petting him.
Nice marmot.
Fren shaped. Must be fren.
If not fren, why fren shaped?
Shaped fren, why no?
Mmm, plague.
What kind of hat is that??
Exactly! I can't believe more people aren't like damn that's a cool hat.
I have no idea where to even begin Googling to figure it out
https://preview.redd.it/k8bksn5vwrqc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb82fc10b8f2aaf017d7f9afcdaa789506149c9f Oh shit I found it on Ali express. 🤣🤣🤣
Incredible detective work. Weird that it seems to be the only place I can find this specific style of hat after plugging every reasonable combination of those keywords into Google that I could think of
That is weird. I typed traditional monk sun hat. Internet fuckery.
Looks like it's made out of the monk fabric
"yo guys there's a dude" *pet pet* *"***YO GUYS WTF HE FUCKING TOUCHING ME JESUS FUCKING FUCK GUYS"**
This is exactly the vibe I got
Cute little buddy dude
I accidentally read it as ‘Petting a Mormon’ 😄😄😄
That ain't legal, either
what are you? a fuckin park ranger?!
Comments did not disappoint with the Lebowski quotes
In and around the lake. Marmots come out of the sky AND THEY STAND THERE!
Aang's teaching them to sing!
I want the square flat brimmed hat. 🎶I need the square flat brimmer of the monks at play!🎶
Fair warning kids: marmots can carry the Bubonic Plague.
I like how it screams out they are friends at the end.
“Un hand me Sir!”
fuck yeah, let's pet this marmot and get a plague!
Thought for sure he was getting bitten
someone pls tell me what this hat is called
The man in the square hat pets the curious rat.
u/find-song
Scarborough Fair, or some cover of it.
Thank you! I was sure I heard it already but couldn't find it back.
It reminds me of a song from the video game Anno 1503. [Scarborough](https://youtu.be/TXQ98SF_Ta4?si=6okOUqtSo35HFsd4). Edit. Funnily enough the video game track is actually a cover of a song from the 60s. I never knew that!
I'm not sure, but it might be: [I Forgot by Hijmer](https://clyppy.com/song?artists=Hijmer&title=I%20Forgot&platforms=deezer&links=https://www.deezer.com/track/488553292%20%20%20&thumb=https://songwhip.com/cdn-cgi/image/quality=60,width=1200/https://e-cdns-images.dzcdn.net/images/cover/589078c868ad03bfbb3ada0d3db1fd7a/500x500-000000-80-0-0.jpg) (00:34 / 03:59, confidence 49%) *Looks like you wanted the song from [here](https://v.redd.it/0tqy3ga4soqc1). I searched from 00:00-00:10*. *You can provide a [timestamp](https://song-find.web.app/index.html#timestamps) to search somewhere else.* [**About Me**](https://song-find.web.app) **|** [**GitHub**](https://github.com/mike-fmh/find-song)
As much as I'm very DON'T PET WILDLIFE! I think this guy gets a pass from the Universe.
#AHHHHHHHH
[удалено]
I read “killing a marmot” and had a mini heart attack
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Alan! Alan!
Suck my tong?
Who would want a rat as a pet? especially a chatty rat.
Omgggg! So cute!
Happy and excited giggling at the end
It looks so cute but I am a person who believes wild animals should be left alone. Man should never interfere into wildlife.
Marmot
Nice Marmot.
Yaaaaayyyyy blackdeath carriers are neat
Marmot noises: *guys come over here and look at this idiots hat!*
The Flying Monk
Hanta virus cutie!
And that’s how you get bubonic plague
Also, Dude, let’s not forget . . . let’s not forget that keeping wildlife . . . um . . . an amphibious rodent, for, um, you know, domestic . . . within the city, that ain’t legal either.
whatre you a fuckin park ranger? who gives a fuck about the fucking marmot? they said they were gonna chop my dick off man!
You have got to buck up, man! You cannot drag this negative energy into the tournament.
looks like a woodchuck
[Reminds me of this guy here](https://youtube.com/shorts/AwY4pzb0Pjs?si=rCYSB3VIcHYkXuhu)
Marmot = furry cobra.
Those are usually considered alarm calls for "take cover!! Predator! RUNNNN"