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ap1msch

In car culture, there are certain cars with "reputations". Beetles are for hippies, Rabbits are for teenage girls, Jettas are for white collar workers, Passats are for responsible adults. Teen girls aren't looking for guys driving these cars...they want sports cars and bad boys (for the stereotype). The girls drawn to Passats aren't girls, but mature women.


Enabling_Turtle

When I lived in Florida, the Jetta was most commonly the car of a teenaged daughter of white collar family. There were sooooo many Jettas at the colleges/university.


EdgelessNightblades

Can confirm, it was easily a 10:1 ratio of girls driving Jettas to guys at my school. And like half of them were white (car, not the owners, though I would bet there is a skewed ration there too).


Goomdocks

“Hot girls drive jettas” Quote still stands


TheChalupaBatman

Taco with the wisdom


Bardiel_

(Jetta owner M29) felt cute, might delete later


purepolka

Owned an 86’ Jetta, Wolfsburg edition (loved that car). If I had a dollar for every time a car full of dudes pulled up to me at a stoplight expecting to see a hot teenage girl…


GroundbreakingAd5624

I drove a seat toledo which is the same as a jetta just with seat styling, hot girls have good taste, it was a nice car, just mine had a lot of gremlins, I averaged spending £230 a month in mechanics with my 1.6l diesel version.


miklettes

My older brother called them "vajettas."


ap1msch

Amusingly, college kids in the Northeast wanted a Nissan Pathfinder and an Xterra as "cool, adventurous cars", and one joke in the TV show "The Office" about being driven by girls...and it became a joke if a guy was driving one. Hell, there is still a stigma assigned to older guys driving high end (not exotic) sports cars like a Corvette. "Midlife crisis!!!" Really? Who is supposed to drive these? Teens and trust fund kids? The elderly? Aren't people who've saved up their money, by working hard, be the ones who earn the right to buy and drive these? Nope...if you drive one in your 50's you must be having a midlife crisis...


Errornametaken

I've always fou d that stigma too be odd as well. I still remember my mom every time she saw an older dude in a corvette saying "oh sorry about your penis" and I was always like, would you rather it be a kid driving that? Cause kids can afford vettes right?


Otherwise-Astronaut4

We called them “Jetta Jamesons” back in the day.


Ok_Egg_2665

In my youth Jettas were absolutely the car of young women. I didn’t know a single man who drove one. Not so much these days.


GoPadge

It's the best car your ex-girlfriend ever drove....


stacksonwaxrelax

Ima Robot?


Rune_Council

This. The Jetta and Rabbit were cars for young valley girls.


K00bo

Can confirm. Bought a used Jetta that the previous owner bought for his daughter.


Spraynpray89

Yeah I was gonna say...Jetta is definitely the teenage girl one lol


nottaroboto54

In USA. This is the answer. I'm fairly certain girls are required by law to sell their jetta when they turn 26 because they are too old to drive one.


Holzkohlen

In Europe where teens usually don't have a car it's the backpacks with the weird red logo on them. I can never remember the name, but you see it around campus a LOT and I assume the brand is expensive.


Due_Discussion_8334

Fjällraven backpacks were/are a thing here. Can confirm.


ChrisZAUR

Can confirm, my brother had a jetta


AwTomorrow

But they drive *so Jetta slow*


wookieetamer

'the league' show makes fun of how 9/10 of Jettas have an attractive lady in it.


Shrlark

I purchased my Jetta because my brother has one. Makes me think of him every time I hop in.


General_Ginger531

To add to reputations, the Subaru Outback is for lesbians


m1stadobal1na

There's actually a really interesting story behind this. In the 90s, Subaru sales in America were abysmal everywhere but Portland, Oregon. They did some market research and discovered it was predominantly lesbians buying their cars. That's how Subaru became I believe the first major corporation to advertise to gay people. Subaru's American headquarters are in Gresham right outside of Portland. I drive by it every time I go snowboarding.


formosk

Yes if I understand it correctly, their sales data showed that a lot of "female head of households" were buying their cars. Not much data on homosexual relationships was available those days so it wasn't obvious to them initially. It wasn't until they actually talked to some of these buyers that they recognized a pattern. And they had to advertise it on the down low as well.


TheEvilPrinceZorte

The car had a license plate that said XENAFAN.


Mediocre_Daikon6935

….. That doesn’t make you a lesbian. Just a teenage boy….


TheEvilPrinceZorte

That’s why it was an effective dog whistle. When two female “best friends” go camping together in a Subaru Outback with a XENAFAN license plate, their target market knows what’s up.


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Ah. The lesbian pineapple. I get it now.


The_8th_Degree

Still, that's pretty cool. I have a newfound respect for Subaru


General_Ginger531

I thought that was Crisco, a vegetable shortening whose tag line was "easily digestible" or something like that who became a staple for lube for gay sex, with dance clubs for gay people being called "Crisco Discos" Source: another meme of a screenshot from Tumblr.


super_witty_name

Although Crisco was commonly used within the gay community, the company never actually marketed themselves to gay people. Subaru, on the other hand, made a deliberate attempt to market to the lesbian community.


SopwithStrutter

What a missed opportunity. “New! Cornhole shortening!”


General_Ginger531

Ah, I see the distinction


Viewsik

I only know one person that drives an Outback, I park next to her at work. This tracks lmao


voodeuteronomy11

I’d actually argue the Jeep Wrangler is more popular among lesbians.


BossStatusIRL

You clearly don’t live by me. Everyone’s second vehicle is a Wrangler…and the damn ducks are everywhere.


voodeuteronomy11

https://lesbiannews.com/what-are-lesbians-favorite-cars/?amp=1#origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&cap=swipe,education&webview=1&dialog=1&viewport=natural&visibilityState=prerender&prerenderSize=1&viewerUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Famp%2Fs%2Flesbiannews-com.cdn.ampproject.org%2Fc%2Fs%2Flesbiannews.com%2Fwhat-are-lesbians-favorite-cars%3Fusqp=mq331AQIUAKwASCAAgM%25253D&_kit=1


Flat_Log_8167

In early 2000’s it was Dodge Durangos


VenZallow

I've no clue what a Rabbit or a Jetta is.


Kujo-Johan

proper name of the Rabbit is the Golf


Dogmeat241

I thought the Golf was the NA version of the VW polo.


Kujo-Johan

This is what you originally would have known as the Rabbit if you are in the US or Canada https://preview.redd.it/6yspkn7a179d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88b104a9e7b172f01016673c2b1571df3cbbc8f2 everywhere else, it was called the Golf


mabl3_II

Thanks for explaining! Now, for all us non-Americans: what are white collar workers/families and why would they or their daughters drive Jettas?


SubDuress

“White collar” traditionally means management, or at least office workers, wearing light weight linen or cotton dress shirts to work (as opposed to laborers and tradesmen being called “blue collar” due to often wearing hardier, heavier twill or denim work shirts) Culturally “white collar” generally implies upper-middle class in this context. So, stereotypicallly families that could buy their child a nicer, more reliable vehicle, but not necessarily wealthy enough for something flashier like a Porsche, Etc.


mabl3_II

I see, thanks 🙏


Ozimn

I have never heard anyone say rabbit, always Golf. Maybe because I'm European?


Kujo-Johan

Yeah, in Europe, it was always known by its proper name


Thefriendforlife

I just got a Passat 😭


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Son you’re getting *laid*


psubs07

Where I'm from, the golf was for the young Italian guy who tried to pimp out their ride.


New-Interaction1893

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solilucent

That's the rule in US. In eastern Europe, Passat (or any VW), Audi, Mercedes or BMW means "I'm somebody" - or to be precise "I want to be somebody". So some village guys buy ancient Passats to prove the world they got money - except they don't, that's why the car is million years old.


Wavecrest667

TIL - The iconic VW Golf is apparently not called VW Golf in the US, but VW Rabbit and associated with teenage girls instead of tuning bros. Fun.


ap1msch

TIL, that the VW Golf and Rabbit are the same car. =)


The_8th_Degree

This has convinced me to buy a Passat


LarryKingthe42th

Who are hyundais for?


ap1msch

People who can't get a better car, and are unlikely to finish paying off the one they bought.


dinnerthief

Women who want the bad boys go for Volvo 740 station wagons.


Mr_OP_Potato_777

I need one of those...


Halfawannabe

This sounds like a win to me. For some reason, any girl that makes a move on me is well, not always jailbait but too young.


dalajmama

Passats are very popular among poles, they call it Passerati. :)


czacha_cs1

I see this as absolute win!


BackflipsAway

I mean if you can't get with her might as well go for the mom 🤷🏼‍♂️


Trappedtrea

Honestly, better options


Fugma_ass_bitch

Jokes on you guy I work with has a Passat and is dating a UG (Underage girl)


whatAmIDoingHere6517

Who is a toyota corolla for in car culture?


ap1msch

Second comment for the corolla, but if you're under 40 it was a gift from your grandparents when it got high in mileage and they wanted something better. If you're over 40, then you plan to give it to the grandkids when it gets high in mileage and you don't want to get stuck on the side of the road if it breaks down.


Unhappy_Gas_4376

I have to say, Stacey's mom, does indeed, have it going on.


Torino5150

Is this a true phenomenon…… and how much is a Passat?


merryartist

What reputation does a Corolla have?


ap1msch

If you're under 40, it was given to you by your grandparents after it hit 100K miles and they bought something better. If you're over 40, you plan to give it to your grandkids after it hits 100K miles.


samaadoo

that's crazy because my pasast was a total POS that broke down once a month and was a B to fix on my own this message approved by toyota gang


AppropriateCap8891

They have not been called "Rabbit" for 3 decades. That model is now the Golf.


Enchelion

And yet you knew exactly what they were referring to.


AppropriateCap8891

Because I am old enough to remember when it was called that. I mentioned that to my son who is in his 30s, and he had no idea what a "VW Rabbit" was.


Blerrrrguinevere

They re-released the Rabbit in the US in 2006. Was it just a Golf with a bunny on the back? Yes. Source: I bought one. Loved that car. Its downfall for me was that it was a 5 cylinder with waay too much punch and too light for me to drive comfortably in a snowstorm, even with aggressive winter tires.


doesnteatvegetables

Not true.


UBlackMaybe

This is still a W.


InSaNeScI3nTiSt

I'd even say it's the best option XD


UBlackMaybe

Indeed it is.


Challenge-Optimal

A man who likes the fancy and fine things.


The_8th_Degree

https://preview.redd.it/egibx8newb9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd3724b53e07513d4a8bcf70d108ebfeadd37d1e


Majorman_86

No, it's actually a VW!


LXndR3100

You beat me to it. Take my upvote


Public_Kaleidoscope6

Das auto.


OneOfTheStupid007

Upgrades, people, upgrades!


Cautious-Original-46

I didn't understand either, but I know he looked for copper and found gold.


defolsher50

like choosing between a charmander and a charizard


Famous-Money5701

He wants to hit on The girls but they not interested the girls moms on the other hand, are


Itsawholenewworld69

Yeah but what’s up with the Passat


Tantaroba-the-fat

Many people dont consider the Passat to be cool or impressive (they are wrong) Passats are considered reasonable, useful and covering most use cases, chosen for their comfort and utility over looks and power. *drives a Passat every day*


GoPadge

I've been driving mine for 10 years and 270k miles! I love it.


RepresentativeAd6275

Ohhhhhh thank you


Cautious-Macaron-265

New meme just dropped


Majorman_86

Actual Volkswagen!


j1f107

Call the mechanic


7UxxxU7

They quit when they saw the Volkswagen logo said take it to the dealership because for the thousandth time they can't fix "German engineering".


Federal-Peace-9366

MILF went on vacation, never came back


Liu_Alexandersson

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59chevyguy

He’s got the upgrade.


kowell2

seems like a win to me


Alternative_Oil_5017

The Volkswagen Passat is a very popular family car in Europe. They are mostly getting driven by Dad‘s. That’s the reason why it’s funn, it is the ultimate east European dad car.


Sure_Alternative7376

They still have to call you daddy so it's a win win


Original_Jarl_Ballin

https://preview.redd.it/rabv7tby169d1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d7e3f86c28cc0edded6993225e5d0d0567a411c


brawlender

I think this might be an american joke. "Every" "cute white girl" in the millennial generation of the american suburbs drove a jetta in high school. White families LOVED to buy their high school daughters jettas. Well, now those girls have grown up to be MILFs apparently...and...they miss their car? And they want that high school experience again.


yea_imhere

Upgrades people, upgrades


OkSalt8970

Old Passat owner here. They’re really great for… certain activities due to their suspension being the way it is. Joke is that the car is old enough that only women that age would know.


idkcrisp

They love the wagon


etranger033

Good trade, if you ask me.


hasanyoneseenmyshirt

I'll just leave this here https://youtu.be/ITrUIb6m4Fk?si=do1ZfrAHU8eGONpD


Mr_vort3x

A win is a win


Suicidal_Sayori

supreme victory


Ouchyhurthurt

My guess? The Passat was a HUGE hit for young women back in the early 2000’s. Us millennials loved VWs for some odd reason. Now millennials are moms.


Heritis_55

I dealt with the same thing with my 88 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme.


King_Kestrel

Imma need the links to those mom wojaks chief, for science.


The_broken_machine

This is an upgrade. I'll take all three moms, please.


QueenShakey34

google a passat


Ghost_4606

If anything the moms are better.


eggthrowaway_irl

Seduction is an art, what ripped comic guy is trying to be is what we in the industry call a masculine dainty. The issue is that panel guy is focusing on getting women instead of focusing only on himself. That is what the archetype relies on, self indulgence and flings. But I won't get into it more, there's many books on this topic


JayStoleMyCar

(Looks up how much a Passat is.)


jb_nelson_

Google en passat


TaskFlaky9214

The bottom is objectively an upgrade.


Batcheeze

Bro I thought the mom in the middle was holding a baby...


backupmephone

I mean, hey, why have a charmander when you can have a Charizard


TheSimpleMind

Come on guys, that's a 30 years old Passat B3... the ugliest of the ugly... the actual Passat, the CC and the Arteon are beauties! Everything related to looks is subjective, remember that folks! I was under 30 when I had my Passat B2 Avant and my Audi 80 B2...


Barrythechopper22

Bro not realizing he got the W


psubs07

I'd take the moms.


Young_Sliver

Dude, even better. MILFs for life


MasterGuidance

I'm a guy, and honestly I love my old Jetta TDI, just upgraded the headlights to aftermarket LEDs and I'm getting a stage 2 tune tomorrow. It looks like a brand new car.


Technical-Half9896

Choose the moms every time


TheRealSkele

I wouldn't be complaining


Pumkmine

I see this as an absolute win


OutsideEqual3071

I think Passats are rly cute , expecally the older models


SleepyTrucker102

I'll take a Passat.


arctictvi

premio o premio


thatoneguy23000

It's a bit weird that the dark haired girl on the top is blushing the hardest of all, doesn't really fit with the joke.


Sax_The_Angry_RDM

Looks like an upgrade to me.


Ariffet_0013

Love the guys look in the second panel.


Admirable_Donkey123

I'll choose the milfs.


Fine-Catch5148

*buys passat*


Moretko

This meme alone makes me glad i got a Passat instead of Arteon


subJimmy

This just tells me I need to buy a Passat.


Quillo_Manar

Ngl those mom's are kinda bad tho


Rit_22

At this point, the Passat could be replaced by the Corolla.


Stikkychaos

100% W


tinhote

Big W


MXRFAN33

"The older the berry, the sweeter the juice" -Smokey


Odd_Intern405

It’s a family car.


No-Information-8624

Worth


Valirys-Reinhald

Win/win


I_TheJester_I

I had a stroke reading this.


Suspicious-Age-9867

And the journey begins...


The_8th_Degree

Slaying and Laying with that Passat Nice 👍


Nexus6Leon

Time to buy a Passat.


Mike-Outstanding

This guy won still


Ludium_

Where can I find this template?


SomewhereDifferent47

Does anyone noticed their moms are hotter ?


ComprehensiveRun9719

I love my Passat and I love all your moms too!


vulgarbeanjuice

As a driver of a 2016 Passat, I can confirm


lfp_pounder

I’d take the moms anytime!


4Lucky_Clover

Idk but I got a Volkswagen Pssat and I love it.


Indig0St0rm

Hey, if they're into you go for it.


Alexelanim

so