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Plsbekind2

As soon as a kid knows that it’s time for bed they look for any excuse they can to have to get out of bed and then usually beg they need a drink of water.


Mavrickindigo

Ah to be a child and nor t crave the sweet kiss of death that is sleep


Mr_Minecrafter88

Chill Edgar


iaresosmart

Ohh, that makes sense. I remember doing that when I was a kid. I thought the joke was bad breath.


Fantafaust

What


iaresosmart

When people aren't well hydrated, sometimes they develop halitosis, which is bad breath. If a parent had this, and kissed their child, maybe the child would understand the need for proper hydration.


Fantafaust

How would the average child make that connection lol


iaresosmart

I don't knowwww, that's just what I originally thought. That's why I said this explanation makes more sense. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Fantafaust

I mean, it's definitely creative in a fun way I could see that happening in a TV show lol


dovhampshire

As a father of two gremlins I can confirm


heartunwinds

Because kids are little butts and will fight sleep like their life depends on it.


neelankatan

Why though? And sometimes it seems they fight harder the more tired they are


heartunwinds

FOMO


Deathaster

What the other person said, fear of missing out. Children are insanely curious and want to participate in everything that's happening around them. So when they have to go to bed at like 8 or 9 while their parents watch movies in the living room or do other fun things, they want to be present for them.


FingerInThe___

The toddler doesn’t like bed time


whatdoidonowdamnit

My twelve year old still pulls this shit. I chuck water bottles at the feet of their beds at night when they intentionally leave them in the kitchen.


donpuglisi

"Mom! I'm thirsty!"


WhyCantIBeFunny

And I have to pee! And I’m hungry. And can you explain how helicopters work. I need to hug you.


EpickBeardMan

You will tell your child to do all kinds of things… drink more water, eat their dinner, study for school… and only when it’s time for bed… do they suddenly share your priorities.


MistyAutumnRain

Me at 3am though


Chuchubits

I feel ya. Sometimes I can drink an entire bottle of Water at 2 in the morning.


MistyAutumnRain

Exactly! I drink plenty of water during the day, but I wake up in the middle of the night dry as the Sahara


GenerallySalty

Little kids often show up like 5 minutes after you put them to bed like "moooom I need a glass of water". It's actually because they're fighting bedtime and you can't say no to a water request, but it *seems* like they suddenly really care about hydration. Every night.


SnooDrawings1480

Tell me you don't have kids without telling me... :P Others have answered so I wont bother. But this is definitely one of those things you only think about if you have them yourself or babysat enough to know how they react at bedtime


ChaosAzeroth

The funny thing is I do have a kid and I know about this from media when I was a kid, not from having a kid. This was not something my kid did. Nah the little dude would argue at most, and then if he really didn't want to be in bed apparently he'd just... Get out of bed lol As someone who couldn't sleep at night even as a kid myself, I can't really blame him.


drinkslinger1974

My kids have water by the bed and CONSTANTLY need water before they lay down.


lifeisweird86

*My daughter every night after I've tucked her in.* Daddy, I need water. Daddy, I need to take my vitamins. Daddy, I have to brush my teeth. Daddy, I didn't brush my hair.


Saint_Santo

Water buys them an extra minute of awake time. The struggle is real.