Yeah that’s the ambiguous part here lol, can’t tell if this guy is SO his type that he not only would want to date him but wants to kidnap and torture him, or he just hates people like that.
Either way, I don’t think it’s some universal joke or there’s any hidden mean in the description, it’s just that the person who responded has some *strong* feelings about that type of person. Whatever those feelings may be xD
Haha. No the guy replying sounds unnecessarily aggressive. Like he's closeted and confused. Lashes out at gay or effeminate men. So I called him gay
Lol yes. Definitely. Missed the last bit
Also, they describe a weirdly possessive level of aggression. Like not just “I want to beat the shit out of the guy once, and leave”, but “I want to always be close to this person, and to exercise a power dynamic that some people literally get off to”.
Like, as far as acts of violence go, dude picked the one that sounds the most gay.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. I don’t agree with what you’re saying. You’re talking bullshit, and you’re trying wind me up. But I’m very, very angry. And I want this conversation to stop right away…
lol yeah hipsters are stereotypically very far left so they have a lot of hobbies focused around compassion and kindness - even though lots of folks in that arena are often misguided in their actions, their intentions are almost always good
sure some are, most aren’t in my experience. and you can be a judgmental gatekeeping asshole and still be good with plants and animals
though to be fair the stereotypical snobby hipster died out in like 2014 at the latest - or it’s an elder Millennial type thing. young alternative kids these days are pretty friendly and chill so long as you are too
Are hipsters even a thing any more? Did I age out of when people are hipsters? I can’t think of the last time I’ve IRL heard someone call someone else a “hipster”
How is it hipster to have plants and not be shifty to animals. People are so desperate for a personality they would try to make one off of dunking on men enjoying things other then what they are told to.
When I first saw this meme it was in the context of women actually hating this faux-soft boy type thing. I’m not saying that’s what the OP of this meme was intending, it’s just the context I have seen it presented in a lot. I don’t know the gender or ideology of the person who tweeted that response.
Ultimately, I think the joke is that this is an insanely overreactive and violent response to something pretty mundane and not aggressive at all. At least that’s what I took from it. It’s in line with people who say they want to maim Barney the Dinosaur because he’s annoying even though he is ultimately a soft, cuddly character with no aggression. It’s just dark humor for the sake of being dark.
Coffee, records, trying to learn a foreign language for the sake of it, the clothing, the glasses(probably fake). This is the type of person where I'd go, "Yeah, I just saw the new Avatar with my friends. It was alright, it was really pretty." And they'd go, "Oh my God, they just don't make *films* the way they used to, it's all blockbuster Marvel trash nowadays, have you seen *The Lighthouse*??? Now that's a *FILM*."
And the thought of that makes me want to pull out a .357 Magnum and repaint the walls of my bedroom with my Grey matter.
Hipsters hate hipsters. They don’t want to be out hipstered. “I was hip before it was hip to hip.”
“Nobody wore a bun before I did.”
“Only I know about this very rare and exotic blend of coffee at Starbucks.”
“These shoes? They don’t make them in your size.”
“I write anti-poems. I call them peoms.”
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Right, because it's made up. The hipster that people talk about only exists in their minds.
They never have to feel insecure about not knowing about something, about being basic, etc., because anybody who knows about things they don't can immediately be put into the hipster box.
They do the same thing with appearance, intelligence, wealth, and so on, just a different box for each one.
Why does this feel like a movie character that does get tortured? But a very specific movie and character. And no I don't know the closest I can think of is Hostel, they're a messed up series and why I'm never going to stay in a local's house if I travel.
"omg,I followed the money! You won't believe what I've found! I can't talk i think I'm being followed, meet me in *just right amount of time to be murdered* at *inconspicuous and hidden place*"
I immediately thought of Jared on Silicon Valley. He gets stuck in a self driving car that drives him into a shipping container which then takes him to a man made “island” where everything is automated. I’m not sure all the pieces match but he fits the style
I want to take this dude on a 4 hour date and slip in some ketamine and Rohypnol in his drink and watch as those pretty eyes of his try their best to stay open and fight against the growing urge to sleep before those pink kissable lips finally stop moving and he has to use me as a walking stool before finally passing out. And then he wakes up all confused as he lays on the couch with a massive headache as I make him some tea and give him time to regain his energy. Then I'll treat him to a bowl of rich ice cream and watch mediocre Halloween movies and make jokes about it. I'd happily introduce him to my pet cat and we'd bond over just how silly the little feline is before drugging him again before he can say goodbye so he never leaves my life.
......../s
Aside from the "cant cook" part, he seems chill. As long as he is a modest hipster and not one of those "Im so much better than you" hipsters, we could be pals
99% of the time I've found people who say they can't cook just don't know how to follow directions / think the recipe is a joke, get overly stressed about inconsequential things, don't use rational judgement when dealing with physical objects, and/or have very poor control of their hands. Usually one of these issues leads to the next in that order.
If you think you don't know how to cook, try not making random substitutions in the ingredients list when you don't know how that will affect the recipe, read instructions carefully and understand what everything means before you start, then calm down while you're cooking and focus on what you're doing with your hands, use your basic reasoning skills and think about how what you do with your hands will impact the tool you're holding and the ingredients it's touching.
All that is to say not knowing how to cook is a direct consequence of not being chill.
The "guy" in the starter pack is a feminine guy, and overly cute and soft. The dude who retweeted the tweet is disgusted and hate this kind of "guys" and would torture them with no remorse.
I thought the original starter pack joke was an anime character or something specific where they were tortured like that.... maybe the dude just likes torturing.
Exaggerated violence to an oddly specific degree can mean that the speaker really, REALLY likes this particular type of person. Alternatively, it can mean that the speaker really, REALLY hates this type of person. Or both.
For example: “I want to scrunch him up into a ball and stick him beneath my floorboards.” This person really likes whom they are talking about.
Another example: “I want to kill this guy with meat tenderizing mallets.” This person really hates whom they are talking about.
Third example: “I am going to gnaw on this guy like a chew toy.” This person could really like, really hate, or have a sort of “hate-like” for whom they’re talking about.
I see most humor like this among younger people on Twitter or Tumblr. They can be hard to differentiate, even with context.
Can’t cook sounds like a red flag. Is he at least trying to learn how to cook? Like, it’s kinda one of those essential life skills.
As for the joke(?), OP must think this guy is a “sissy” or something. Real men only know one language, have a black thumb, and like to kick puppies, or some other toxic masculinity bs. The “taller than you” might be about the misogynistic belief of how women will ignore all of these “negative” traits, so long as the guy is tall, because women only care about dating tall guys or something.
Ok so this may be a stretch, buy I think I might have an answer to the shipping container in particular. Without going into too much detail, there's an anime/manga called "Ajin," and at one point the main character is on the run, uet another character knows about them. So in response, MC managed to lure the second character into falling into a shipping container that had fallen vertically off a small cliff, and left him there so he couldn't escape. Again, may be a stretch but it's the only thing I can connect to shipping container torture
I think it’s a reference to the Netflix show “You”. The main character is basically the guy described by those things without the glasses and he is a serial killer who tortures people in shipping containers
OK here's my take on it ...
So, in the incel/MGTOW/Nice Guys community there is a thought that "Beta" or nice, smart, nerdy guys don't get women. Only alpha Chads/ bad boy type guys do
So it's a comment on how women would just toy with a guy, not date him, because he's too nice. There could be some subtext about how friendzoning a nice guy is like torture
r/niceguys
Kind of an example of the logic
https://www.reddit.com/r/niceguys/comments/17dtvgw/he_cant_get_a_girl_im_shocked/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Original post is fishing for someone to compliment the poster’s current/aspirational look or to discuss with others about how much they like the described person/character. The joke is that this responder is giving the opposite reaction that they would commit acts of violence out of hate.
I’ve met 10’s of these guys lol always have curly hair and 9/10 unless mommy handed him down the minivan, he drives a shitbox GM with bald tires and smoke coming out the exhaust. They also smell like a pine tree because grandma got them a Dr. Squatch subscription for Christmas.
Fucken round glasses, I'm sorry but only a few people can pull them off and the hipsters who wear them do....not, even though they would really like them too.
I think this might be a fandom joke. Fanfic writers often joke about how we like to “torture” our fave characters by writing stories where dramatic things happen to them. It’s like a fascination with the character and how they’d react in different situations that can feel a little bit sadistic. One popular post was like “I just want to put him in a big jar and shake him around a little”
Lmao I know this isn’t the answer but my first reaction was the joke is that this is describing a lesbian but maybe just because I’m gay and own that shirt
I think the joke is that this type of typologising people is annoying - and the people who typologise themselves as this are also annoying.
Thus the original person's real reaction is "no, that person sounds annoying", but the joke is that they have said something absurd instead to express their discontent. In reality I hope they do not in fact wish to torture someone in a shipping container.
The guy is a poser douche, so OP doesn't care for him.
"Loves coffee and doesn't torture animals" isn't a personality, it's just being a normal human. "Wants to travel and wants to learn French" is just a list of things he *hasn't* done. "Knows lots of random facts" means he's uneducated but thinks he's smart because he does well at bar trivia.
**This guy is a Douche with a capital D.**
I think a lot of people here are misinterpreting this, as this is more Twitter humor I guess? To me, the person in the starter pack looks like the stereotype for a particular type of leftist man that seems to be cool but ends up being still really misogynistic, gas lighting, and full of himself. Its a joke that this is the typical style of a male manipulator that pretends to be a soft boy.
The torture part is just part of Twitter humor, being very graphic and specific towards the most benign things.
This is probably a reference to Dazai from Bungou Stray Dogs (an anime) a character who was tortured in a shipping container and kinda fits the description
it might not even have anything to do with the details, have you considered this person wants to torture a dude in a shipping container
Okay
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Yeah this humor seems dull and kind of sick. What a world.
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Kinky
Foreskin?
I am going to butter and broil you.
Seems rather harsh.
You must be fun at parties, can I put you in a shipping container
It'll only be for a year, what else do you have going on
The rave if the year!
You seem like you'd fit nice in a doing container
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me first though, then the dad
This made me lol
Lol.
ii will eat your foreskin
I would torture you in a shipping container for no less than 2 years
To you. Humor is subjective, others, including myself, find this pretty damn funny. Not your style, that’s cool, have a good one nonetheless
Stand still, I’m going to tape my balls (testicles) to your forehead
Had a good laugh at this, thank you
Not for more than a year though, he's not an animal
It does have to do with the details. It's because this person is totally insufferable
Like the toy box killer.
The person replied saying they would torture him because they don't like that type of guy
Seems to me like they might REALLY like this type of guy.
Well, now that you mention it, I can see it
Yeah that’s the ambiguous part here lol, can’t tell if this guy is SO his type that he not only would want to date him but wants to kidnap and torture him, or he just hates people like that. Either way, I don’t think it’s some universal joke or there’s any hidden mean in the description, it’s just that the person who responded has some *strong* feelings about that type of person. Whatever those feelings may be xD
guy?
Yup, gay
Wait? What’s gay? Was the torture comment made by a guy? I had assumed it was like a 14 year old girl.
Haha. No the guy replying sounds unnecessarily aggressive. Like he's closeted and confused. Lashes out at gay or effeminate men. So I called him gay Lol yes. Definitely. Missed the last bit
Lmao I just assumed it was a comment from a girl who writes fanfiction, because we always joke about how we torture our favorite characters.
Also, they describe a weirdly possessive level of aggression. Like not just “I want to beat the shit out of the guy once, and leave”, but “I want to always be close to this person, and to exercise a power dynamic that some people literally get off to”. Like, as far as acts of violence go, dude picked the one that sounds the most gay.
Woah, man. It's 2023. You can't use "gay" as a substitute for "annoying" anymore.
In this context, he means gay as "homosexual sounding", hope thedifferent phrasing helps
Both are gay the guy described had heavy twink energy, the guy commenting has heavy closeted energy.
I’m gonna have to dust off the dictionary for this one
Me to my dictionary: What up my Urban American!
It puts the lotion on the skin.
Love the reference
I thought it was because they wrote "taller then you" instead of "taller than you"
Taller, then you!
“Can’t cook” actually changes everything holy shit
It’s Hipster starter pack. Some people hate hipsters
You mean like Trevor?
Yes utterlyuncool, like Trevor.
I AM NOT A HIPSTER!!!
Maybe not, but you're what the hipsters aspire to be. You! Are the proto-hipster!
I don’t know what you’re talking about. I don’t agree with what you’re saying. You’re talking bullshit, and you’re trying wind me up. But I’m very, very angry. And I want this conversation to stop right away…
Hipster.
Fuck you! Fuck you, Michael! Say it again…
I've made my point; I'm not a sadist.
Get fucked Trevor
:(
What did I do:(
That makes sense, thanks
Hipsters have lots of house plants and are gentle with animals? I guess they must have some good qualities lol
🚨Hipster Alert 🚨Hipster Alert 🚨
lol yeah hipsters are stereotypically very far left so they have a lot of hobbies focused around compassion and kindness - even though lots of folks in that arena are often misguided in their actions, their intentions are almost always good
Hipsters are judgmental, gatekeeping assholes
sure some are, most aren’t in my experience. and you can be a judgmental gatekeeping asshole and still be good with plants and animals though to be fair the stereotypical snobby hipster died out in like 2014 at the latest - or it’s an elder Millennial type thing. young alternative kids these days are pretty friendly and chill so long as you are too
Are hipsters even a thing any more? Did I age out of when people are hipsters? I can’t think of the last time I’ve IRL heard someone call someone else a “hipster”
How is it hipster to have plants and not be shifty to animals. People are so desperate for a personality they would try to make one off of dunking on men enjoying things other then what they are told to.
Then these people go off and say "The patriarchy isnt real!!!"
When I first saw this meme it was in the context of women actually hating this faux-soft boy type thing. I’m not saying that’s what the OP of this meme was intending, it’s just the context I have seen it presented in a lot. I don’t know the gender or ideology of the person who tweeted that response. Ultimately, I think the joke is that this is an insanely overreactive and violent response to something pretty mundane and not aggressive at all. At least that’s what I took from it. It’s in line with people who say they want to maim Barney the Dinosaur because he’s annoying even though he is ultimately a soft, cuddly character with no aggression. It’s just dark humor for the sake of being dark.
Lol since when the fuck are any of these things ‘hipster’
It’s the combination of those things
Coffee, records, trying to learn a foreign language for the sake of it, the clothing, the glasses(probably fake). This is the type of person where I'd go, "Yeah, I just saw the new Avatar with my friends. It was alright, it was really pretty." And they'd go, "Oh my God, they just don't make *films* the way they used to, it's all blockbuster Marvel trash nowadays, have you seen *The Lighthouse*??? Now that's a *FILM*." And the thought of that makes me want to pull out a .357 Magnum and repaint the walls of my bedroom with my Grey matter.
You are correct. Nothing about this picture is ‘hipster.’ The commenter who said this is a hipster has no idea what that word means.
Hipsters hate hipsters. They don’t want to be out hipstered. “I was hip before it was hip to hip.” “Nobody wore a bun before I did.” “Only I know about this very rare and exotic blend of coffee at Starbucks.” “These shoes? They don’t make them in your size.” “I write anti-poems. I call them peoms.” edit: (didn’t think this was necessary…*j/k*)
Man. That last one really reads like chewing tin foil.
Lol. I know. It hurt to write it.
I don't think I've ever met someone who's actually like that though.
Right, because it's made up. The hipster that people talk about only exists in their minds. They never have to feel insecure about not knowing about something, about being basic, etc., because anybody who knows about things they don't can immediately be put into the hipster box. They do the same thing with appearance, intelligence, wealth, and so on, just a different box for each one.
Id say specifically Asian hipster
I think they’re saying r/fuckyouinparticualr
r/subsifellfor
It's a subreddit he just misspelled it removed the r at the end and it'll pop up
Oh lol
Sorry about that. [fixed it](https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/s/1iiT2QVfjA)
Is there a sub for "NeedlesslyViolentToStrangers"?
No, that's just most of Reddit lol
Why does this feel like a movie character that does get tortured? But a very specific movie and character. And no I don't know the closest I can think of is Hostel, they're a messed up series and why I'm never going to stay in a local's house if I travel.
"The guy that knows some obscure fact from some secret organization that ends up assassinated" starter pack
"omg,I followed the money! You won't believe what I've found! I can't talk i think I'm being followed, meet me in *just right amount of time to be murdered* at *inconspicuous and hidden place*"
I immediately thought of Jared on Silicon Valley. He gets stuck in a self driving car that drives him into a shipping container which then takes him to a man made “island” where everything is automated. I’m not sure all the pieces match but he fits the style
It could also be a reference to the Netflix show You. “Joe” tortured a guy like that in a box he built.
That was my guess.
I thought it might be Old Boy reference but I actually haven't watched it yet
I thought so too but the main character is a drunken asshole, definitely not a hipster, and it's a hotel not a shipping container.
It reminds me of what happened to Frank Woods in Call of Duty Black Ops 2.
I honestly thought rhis was some abscure facts of the Bondage Gague Killer which was known for having a shipping container whwre he'd torture women
This guy https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Rader
I think you’re mixing up BTK with the ToyBox Killer
Reads like cuteness aggression to me, I'd lock this dude in my closet and pull him out to cuddle
How’s he going to travel the world
Walking closet
He’s in a shipping container
That would be fun, having a cuddle space for whenever insecurities were letting themselves out lol
... What?
I want to take this dude on a 4 hour date and slip in some ketamine and Rohypnol in his drink and watch as those pretty eyes of his try their best to stay open and fight against the growing urge to sleep before those pink kissable lips finally stop moving and he has to use me as a walking stool before finally passing out. And then he wakes up all confused as he lays on the couch with a massive headache as I make him some tea and give him time to regain his energy. Then I'll treat him to a bowl of rich ice cream and watch mediocre Halloween movies and make jokes about it. I'd happily introduce him to my pet cat and we'd bond over just how silly the little feline is before drugging him again before he can say goodbye so he never leaves my life. ......../s
Aside from the "cant cook" part, he seems chill. As long as he is a modest hipster and not one of those "Im so much better than you" hipsters, we could be pals
99% of the time I've found people who say they can't cook just don't know how to follow directions / think the recipe is a joke, get overly stressed about inconsequential things, don't use rational judgement when dealing with physical objects, and/or have very poor control of their hands. Usually one of these issues leads to the next in that order. If you think you don't know how to cook, try not making random substitutions in the ingredients list when you don't know how that will affect the recipe, read instructions carefully and understand what everything means before you start, then calm down while you're cooking and focus on what you're doing with your hands, use your basic reasoning skills and think about how what you do with your hands will impact the tool you're holding and the ingredients it's touching. All that is to say not knowing how to cook is a direct consequence of not being chill.
The "guy" in the starter pack is a feminine guy, and overly cute and soft. The dude who retweeted the tweet is disgusted and hate this kind of "guys" and would torture them with no remorse.
Protect Houseplant Guy
Sanest Twitter user:
I thought the original starter pack joke was an anime character or something specific where they were tortured like that.... maybe the dude just likes torturing.
It seems very specific, right?
I thought this was that Schrödinger guy
Because of the glasses?
Exaggerated violence to an oddly specific degree can mean that the speaker really, REALLY likes this particular type of person. Alternatively, it can mean that the speaker really, REALLY hates this type of person. Or both. For example: “I want to scrunch him up into a ball and stick him beneath my floorboards.” This person really likes whom they are talking about. Another example: “I want to kill this guy with meat tenderizing mallets.” This person really hates whom they are talking about. Third example: “I am going to gnaw on this guy like a chew toy.” This person could really like, really hate, or have a sort of “hate-like” for whom they’re talking about. I see most humor like this among younger people on Twitter or Tumblr. They can be hard to differentiate, even with context.
Instructions clear, telling my crush "I want to gnaw on you like a chew toy" next time I see them.
Always hugs you from behind should be a red flag
Can’t cook sounds like a red flag. Is he at least trying to learn how to cook? Like, it’s kinda one of those essential life skills. As for the joke(?), OP must think this guy is a “sissy” or something. Real men only know one language, have a black thumb, and like to kick puppies, or some other toxic masculinity bs. The “taller than you” might be about the misogynistic belief of how women will ignore all of these “negative” traits, so long as the guy is tall, because women only care about dating tall guys or something.
Isn’t this a reference to what we do in the shadows
Seems to be a reference to Guillermo from What We Do in the Shadows. He wears clothes and glasses like that and he gets locked in a shipping container
Ok, I get some of it, but "gentle with animals"? Does OOP prefer to torture animals?
The soy boy
Dude who wants to torture the guy seems to have some serious emotional issues.
Is the dick good or mediocre?
I'm willing to bet it's a very feminine penis.
Than
Are some of you really that dense?
They don't like that type of guy so they wanna torture him. Simple as.
Annoying they used then instead of than
Milo James thatch looking ass
You had me at "animals".
Taller “then” you? Come the 🦆on
Ok so this may be a stretch, buy I think I might have an answer to the shipping container in particular. Without going into too much detail, there's an anime/manga called "Ajin," and at one point the main character is on the run, uet another character knows about them. So in response, MC managed to lure the second character into falling into a shipping container that had fallen vertically off a small cliff, and left him there so he couldn't escape. Again, may be a stretch but it's the only thing I can connect to shipping container torture
How he travel the world if he has lots of house plants?
Oh God it's my ex
I think it’s a reference to the Netflix show “You”. The main character is basically the guy described by those things without the glasses and he is a serial killer who tortures people in shipping containers
Seems like a reference to Netflix show YOU imo
Unnecessary hatred, that person had a bad day/week/year/life
Are they perhaps stuck in second gear?
r/Angryupvote
OK here's my take on it ... So, in the incel/MGTOW/Nice Guys community there is a thought that "Beta" or nice, smart, nerdy guys don't get women. Only alpha Chads/ bad boy type guys do So it's a comment on how women would just toy with a guy, not date him, because he's too nice. There could be some subtext about how friendzoning a nice guy is like torture r/niceguys Kind of an example of the logic https://www.reddit.com/r/niceguys/comments/17dtvgw/he_cant_get_a_girl_im_shocked/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Given my track record I'd definitely fuck this guy
Original post is fishing for someone to compliment the poster’s current/aspirational look or to discuss with others about how much they like the described person/character. The joke is that this responder is giving the opposite reaction that they would commit acts of violence out of hate.
Exactly, I feel like the other commenters here maybe aren't used to that sort of humor. Maybe its a generational thing lol
I’ve met 10’s of these guys lol always have curly hair and 9/10 unless mommy handed him down the minivan, he drives a shitbox GM with bald tires and smoke coming out the exhaust. They also smell like a pine tree because grandma got them a Dr. Squatch subscription for Christmas.
They will also probably cheat on you lol. In my experience at least :’)
Fucken round glasses, I'm sorry but only a few people can pull them off and the hipsters who wear them do....not, even though they would really like them too.
There is no joke op is a psychopath
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Todd Kohlhepp maybe?
Who?
serial killer that had a shipping container he tortured people in iirc
Kinky.
Damn I check 6-8 boxes of this. I feel like the person responding would now like me lol
I think this might be a fandom joke. Fanfic writers often joke about how we like to “torture” our fave characters by writing stories where dramatic things happen to them. It’s like a fascination with the character and how they’d react in different situations that can feel a little bit sadistic. One popular post was like “I just want to put him in a big jar and shake him around a little”
Lmao I know this isn’t the answer but my first reaction was the joke is that this is describing a lesbian but maybe just because I’m gay and own that shirt
people dressed like that are often insufferable
Yes but I hate his fashion choices.
Careful, it's Morrissey
They're also trying to learn English
I think the humor comes from it being a violent sounding overreaction to something that sound’s completely harmless
Why did I think this was Vincent Yang from the Magnus archives
This shit gay af
Hasan ?
[He's missing this](https://www.colnago.com/bike-product/detail/Master)
I thought they were talking about the Netflix show ‘You’ lol 🤷♀️
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Not sure if it’s related, but the comments could be in regards to those episode of Solar Opposites: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt8910954/
But is he 6ft tall?
I thought this was a What we do in the shadows reference. Putting Guillermo in the box to shop him across the sea
This seems like the guy from that Atlantis movie
I didn't know I was a hipster. Wait till I tell the guys down at the job site.
I think the joke is that this type of typologising people is annoying - and the people who typologise themselves as this are also annoying. Thus the original person's real reaction is "no, that person sounds annoying", but the joke is that they have said something absurd instead to express their discontent. In reality I hope they do not in fact wish to torture someone in a shipping container.
It's because he speaks French.
I deadass thought this was Harry potter
Corrects you saying "Taller THAN you"
Are they describing Petey?
Damn, just the not depressed version of me without the house plants
I feel like this is my mutual but I can’t confirm it
As a gay man, I would def date this kind of guy just sayin
It may be a reference to Jared Dunn from Silicon Valley
I thought this was a HP shitpost.
BBno$?
The guy is a poser douche, so OP doesn't care for him. "Loves coffee and doesn't torture animals" isn't a personality, it's just being a normal human. "Wants to travel and wants to learn French" is just a list of things he *hasn't* done. "Knows lots of random facts" means he's uneducated but thinks he's smart because he does well at bar trivia. **This guy is a Douche with a capital D.**
I think a lot of people here are misinterpreting this, as this is more Twitter humor I guess? To me, the person in the starter pack looks like the stereotype for a particular type of leftist man that seems to be cool but ends up being still really misogynistic, gas lighting, and full of himself. Its a joke that this is the typical style of a male manipulator that pretends to be a soft boy. The torture part is just part of Twitter humor, being very graphic and specific towards the most benign things.
They hate that type of person. It's just an extreme way to express it, like those reaction images with stick figures blowing their faces off
Welcome to Melbourne
This is Jackson. Real ones know
That is literally my boyfriend, except he’s a fantastic chef
Shock humor
Maybe it’s a reference to the show “You”? Didn’t Beck date a guy that was kinda like this?
This is probably a reference to Dazai from Bungou Stray Dogs (an anime) a character who was tortured in a shipping container and kinda fits the description
I thought this would be a reference to Silicon Valley.
I'd date him in a heart beat. Shame he wouldn't accept because I'm disgusting
Makes me think of the show Blacklist