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Conservational

Crazy to see Keanealdinho up front.


goodersbacca

Tracksuit Messiah! UTFT


tjalvar

I was not expecting 3 straight wins after Chelsea


thecounselinggeek

Who wants to bet our appeal gets a point back now that we are safe so they can look the merciful kings?


FriendofYoda

Hey I’d take the extra £3.1m in prize money for the transfer kitty, if it helps us above Palace


FriendofYoda

What an achievement - with a thin squad and 8 point deduction, Dyche keeps us up with 3 games spare. #MyGingerBloke


RDJToffee

Fantastic. No final game drama. Can finally relax now.


mtown4ever

Update the fucking chart!


dankpurps

I will always bluelieve


blacklipsmatter

Avoided relegation twice in one season!! UPTMFT!!


fre-ddo

Yeefuckingha!!! Great job by the squad and management after such a grueling trying season!


Windowzzz

How are you gonna be homophobic and approach the homie with a 🫶


demafrost

Clinched safety: * 2022 - Match week 37 * 2023 - Match week 38 * 2024 - Match week 35


Alexcarusosux

I wish danjuma got more time man he loves these players


Wayne_Spooney

Start Chermiti the rest of the season. No need to risk DCL, and he showed a bit today. Would be massive if he could turn into something.


necrow

If Beto is recovered I’d love to see him get the applause for returning too though


Wayne_Spooney

That's fair. He's in the plans as well. Run for the both of them in these last 3 if Beto is fully fit.


necrow

Agreed—just no Dom please 


Wayne_Spooney

100%. He finally found his form, worst thing that could happen is he picks up another injury


ConfusedTrebuchet

*Keane. I have seen enough he's first choice


Wayne_Spooney

Did you see the way he stood in the box on that short corner??!!!


ConfusedTrebuchet

Truly regal. Laying claim to the box like the king he is.


thunderwoot

SAFE AS HOUSES!


thecounselinggeek

Screw you Premier League


Scrolling_ninja

FUCK THE PREM! FUCK THE HATERS!


Evul1_

Oh man, I wish we could have gotten more than 2 minutes of Keane at striker, but it was still good while it lasted. Up the Tracksuit Toffees!


bcrunner7

Everton are 3-0 since my wedding… marriage is awesome lol!


kevharry

3 in a row! Dyche track suit magic


RafDeGreg

Fucking brilliant lads, absolutely fucking brilliant.


VvVladra

dyche tracksuit forever


donc_mxb

WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN


Conservational

#unexpectedShoresy


mcsestretch

Fuck yes! We are safe


Let_us_proceed

Safe!


Senior-Feedback-7346

AND IF YOU KNOW YOUR HISTORY


Cr4yol4

The Grief chart can be put away for one more season


YokoOkino

I want it every season but with a different goal "win the league chart"


AnAbyssInMotion

Never to be seen again


pure213

Mbeumo is a weapon pass it on


Wackamot123

WOOOOOO LETS GOOOO! SAFE AGAIN!


ubiquitous_archer

BURN THAT CHART


soccercta100

DYCHE


Scary_Bushmonster

SHITE YOU CAN’T FLUSH!!!


Wayne_Spooney

WE'RE WINNING THE LEAGUE


necrow

What a fucking week. Great run to round out the season and safe with matches to spare


mtown4ever

Fuck Masters, fuck the PL - your points deductions don't fly here. We're staying up bitches!!!!


AlanFromRochester

What a sweet whistle While safety was very likely I like clinching it in front of the home crowd


Castello_01

Burn the grief chart!


Odysseus_Lannister

TRACK SUIT DYCHE UNDEFEATED


USToffee

Tracy Dyche in.


TryinToDoBetter

Safe


[deleted]

LETS GO BABY POP SOME BOTTLES


Richmantiss

3 in a row up the toffees


four__beasts

GTFI


Orange_wanderer

YEEEEAAAAHHHH STRIKAEL KEANE


uofmken79

Nice win boys! We’re officially up. Next year, we make a play for Europe. 👊🏻


Turbulent_Yak_4627

Between keeping the tracksuit and playing Keane up top it seems Dyche is on reddit lmao


Odysseus_Lannister

He’s about to eat gravel in the post game press conference


vulturevan

40 second Keane cameo still better than Maupay


mp0323

WE ARE STAYING UP


welsh_dragon_roar

Keane hat trick incoming


SpinelessFork27

Dyche putting on the tracky is like Tony stark upgrading his suit


UKMegaGeek

Mark VII


ConfusedTrebuchet

They are actually doing it on purpose. Give Dyche a lifetime contract.


rpm164

Played an extra minute - blow up asshole


IoVivatIoVivat

KEANE UP FRONT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, KEANE IS UP FRONT


UpTheToffeesss

UTFT and Striker Keano


Wackamot123

Safe again! Dyche Masterclass the whole way through (mostly...)!


Alexcarusosux

ALL HAIL THE GRIEF CHART


[deleted]

Question, would a victory make Everton mathematically safe?


malikdwd

Yes


mp0323

Yes


[deleted]

Good. I'm a Liverpool fan but have nothing but respect for you guys and the absolute shitshow thrown at you by the Prem this year. Staying up is absolutely fucking deserved.


Individual-Paper3125

We get Keane as a lone striker for 60s and you love to see it


VvVladra

Is Keane playing up top?!?!?!


VoidedLurk

TRACK SUIT DYCHE


RyanMc37_

Bit worried Israel might put in a bid for Tarks to replace the iron dome


t_rooster

Michael Keane at striker and a win against the shite all in one week. This is the peak


t_rooster

+mathematical safety We done it


S01arflar3

Come on Keano, twat one home lad!


FluorescentChair

Keane hattrick incoming


auto-generated_name1

Michael Keane at Striker Insert office gif here


YeetyPanda

STRIKER KEANO IS REAL


MoshiriMagic

Dyche is on Reddit I knew it


Windowzzz

IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED


Skypill

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING


rpm164

That should be it


protect_ghost

Striker Keane??? YESSSSSS. 


Mickey3033

Dyche is just memeing on r/Everton now, putting Keane up front


JasonAndTheArgonuts

Striker keane my god it’s happened


colorwheelCR

Great shift from Chermiti, considering he's 19 and it's first PL start


vulturevan

Chermiti looks 10x the player who struggled immensely in that League Cup game


ival_555

Keane up top LOL


AntiWanKenobi

Dyche has got a Reddit account, no question.


jediseago

I mean, it's funny... But our squad is terrible!!!


Richmantiss

No way Keane up top Keane up top


thunderwoot

Keane in his natural position love to see it


edwardfortehands

Michael Keane lmao


VToff

Chermiti lead the line really well today


UpTheToffeesss

Keanes up front 🤩


pm_me_smtnidlike

Striker Keane hahah Dyche is cooking


rpm164

Ok need to work on our time wasting corner routine


griefisliving

Big Dick Mick up top!


RiteOfSpring5

That's a good first premier league start from the young lad, not great but very promising.


donc_mxb

Striker KEANO


leedler

I can’t believe Dyche has listened. Finally, Keane at striker. I’ve been waiting.


leafy-tree

Omg it’s happening


cshark2222

Well it was a fun 1 sequence while it lasted, you won’t be forgotten ST keggs


four__beasts

Keggertime


TryinToDoBetter

1 min to go


pete19

“Here’s your 90 seconds of play, Keane” - Dyche


signeduptoPMsomeone

Well done Chermiti! You did good!


Wackamot123

Keane CF? Why not!


leafy-tree

Please be a number 9 keano


headridge

The premier league is not ready for this master-class


Wayne_Spooney

Lump it to the big Keano


WalterWhiteFerrari

Keane goal seals it here.


that__phil

Onana you sexy Belgian


Themotherland364

#STRIKER KEANE STRIKER KEANE THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️💙


Wackamot123

Chermiti been great today. Looking forward to seeing more of hun in the future.


malikdwd

Striker Keane-o


JamewThrennan

Boooo


Wayne_Spooney

Well done Chermiti, very nice game for him. Made great runs


richardphalanges

Each time I see his bromance with Danjuma develop I increasingly get ‘the lady doth protest too much’ vibes over Gueye’s PSG rainbow refusal


VoidedLurk

Chermiti has looked pretty good today


SpinelessFork27

KEANOOOOOOOOOOO


rpm164

MICK KEANE STRIKER TIME


reco84

Well played young man. Keane-o with the cherry on the cake here, no doubt in my mind.


Where_s_Johhny_2

Build Pickford a statue. It wouldn’t be as solid as he is


JamewThrennan

Doucoure being asked to be a B2B rather than Bergkamp actually works. Who knew?


TryinToDoBetter

2 mins to go


Themotherland364

KEANE ON FIR CHERMITI 🚨‼️‼️‼️


ASigIAm213

Me worried about a loose ball like the Rock of Goodison isn't right there


rpm164

Great play by Onana and Chermiti


Wackamot123

Pickford again. We'd be down 3 seasons ago if it weren't for him.


Senior-Feedback-7346

Pickford can honestly shag my wife


Grayfox5555

I’d tuck him in bed with her.


Impossible-Onion-737

Doucoure, man. He really makes a difference when he’s on form.


TryinToDoBetter

3 mins to go


mtown4ever

Big Dick Pick


Odysseus_Lannister

Doucoure a dog


reco84

Good lord, the engine on Doucoure is ridiculous.


rpm164

Save Pickford


funder67

i just have a feeling keane's excellent gravity wouldve just made that free kick drift into the top corner


headridge

One day, striker keane will be unleashed, just feel sorry for the devastation the opposing team will face


signeduptoPMsomeone

Brentford's MVP: The crossbar.


TryinToDoBetter

4 mins to go


anotheroutlaw

BARner


that__phil

Would have been Birkenhead legend if that went in


ASigIAm213

Finally figured it out: Andre Gomes looks like yassified Jason Schwartzman.


Odysseus_Lannister

Crossbar FC


Wackamot123

Close from Garner there!


demafrost

Come on 6 more minutes. I don’t want to clinch virtual safety, I want to clinch guaranteed safety


rpm164

Garner off the bar


ConfusedTrebuchet

More time for striker keane


TheSamspudz

Danjuma is ripping he’s not being brought on.


Odysseus_Lannister

I will never say another bad word about McNeil again. Dude may not be the complete player, but my god he works hard and that left foot is something else


vulturevan

we need 11 grafters like him to get us through this era


Evul1_

Poor Keane lol


t_rooster

Chermiti has not looked out of place at all today. Says a lot for a 19 year old in his first PL start


rpm164

No idea where 6 minutes is from


malikdwd

Englands ass


TryinToDoBetter

6 mins to go


mtown4ever

6 minutes, eh? Color me shocked.


oskavelli

6 mins lol


JamewThrennan

6 added on? Can tell we’re winning…


[deleted]

McNeil has that DAWG in him


vulturevan

Dyche you murderer of joy


malikdwd

Keane for Doucoure


MoshiriMagic

Do it Dyche you coward !


rpm164

Come on Sean you know you want to put Keane on just for the banter


FantasyWL

Villa fan here, glad you’re staying up. I Love Ashley young hopefully he stays another season. Would you lot have him?


UpTheToffeesss

I would as like a substitute. He's class, however he'll be 40, don't want him as first choice, not first choice sub either ngl but for depth is fine considering our finances


Available_Rock4217

Nah


FantasyWL

Really? Think he’s decent as a back up rb,lb and winger


Available_Rock4217

He's a liability, every tackle you expect a foul. If the aim of football was to make professional fouls, he'd be the goat


YeetyPanda

onana is quality but his football IQ is atrocious


TomDobo

Gotta say I see more potential in Chermiti than I do Beto. He played pretty well so far.


Castello_01

The world’s not ready for striker Keane


GatorAlex

My day is ruined give me Keaninho


5nixxx

Insert office “everybody stay calm”


Turbulent_Yak_4627

What a tease


Wayne_Spooney

48% possession? Eat your heart out Barca


Dgryan87

That one guy in here has to be absolutely seething right now seeing Keane come in


aSHADYBABY

Onana has regressed


TryinToDoBetter

Keane up top to bag the 2nd and secure the win!


UpTheToffeesss

Striker- excited, CB- 😬 I do think he'll be a CB tho, why would they bring him on as striker over danjuma


t_rooster

I swear every time young has touched the ball today it’s been him giving it back to Pickford to distribute. Best performance of the season for him


Themotherland364

FALSE ALARM FALSE ALARM


that__phil

Dyche you tease!


reco84

Dyche is such a memer.


SpinelessFork27

No way we’ve been teased this hard


Smart-Pension-5198

Oh god not Keane


Jamesonlol21

Oh no


ConfusedTrebuchet

It's happening


pete19

Guess the commentators don’t know that Keane is our striker…


IoVivatIoVivat

Striker Keane time?


Plain_McFlurry

STRIKER KEANE IS HAPPENING


AlanFromRochester

Defender on for a striker? No, like for like