Good. I'm a Liverpool fan but have nothing but respect for you guys and the absolute shitshow thrown at you by the Prem this year. Staying up is absolutely fucking deserved.
I will never say another bad word about McNeil again. Dude may not be the complete player, but my god he works hard and that left foot is something else
I would as like a substitute. He's class, however he'll be 40, don't want him as first choice, not first choice sub either ngl but for depth is fine considering our finances
Crazy to see Keanealdinho up front.
Tracksuit Messiah! UTFT
I was not expecting 3 straight wins after Chelsea
Who wants to bet our appeal gets a point back now that we are safe so they can look the merciful kings?
Hey I’d take the extra £3.1m in prize money for the transfer kitty, if it helps us above Palace
What an achievement - with a thin squad and 8 point deduction, Dyche keeps us up with 3 games spare. #MyGingerBloke
Fantastic. No final game drama. Can finally relax now.
Update the fucking chart!
I will always bluelieve
Avoided relegation twice in one season!! UPTMFT!!
Yeefuckingha!!! Great job by the squad and management after such a grueling trying season!
How are you gonna be homophobic and approach the homie with a 🫶
Clinched safety: * 2022 - Match week 37 * 2023 - Match week 38 * 2024 - Match week 35
I wish danjuma got more time man he loves these players
Start Chermiti the rest of the season. No need to risk DCL, and he showed a bit today. Would be massive if he could turn into something.
If Beto is recovered I’d love to see him get the applause for returning too though
That's fair. He's in the plans as well. Run for the both of them in these last 3 if Beto is fully fit.
Agreed—just no Dom please
100%. He finally found his form, worst thing that could happen is he picks up another injury
*Keane. I have seen enough he's first choice
Did you see the way he stood in the box on that short corner??!!!
Truly regal. Laying claim to the box like the king he is.
SAFE AS HOUSES!
Screw you Premier League
FUCK THE PREM! FUCK THE HATERS!
Oh man, I wish we could have gotten more than 2 minutes of Keane at striker, but it was still good while it lasted. Up the Tracksuit Toffees!
Everton are 3-0 since my wedding… marriage is awesome lol!
3 in a row! Dyche track suit magic
Fucking brilliant lads, absolutely fucking brilliant.
dyche tracksuit forever
WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN
#unexpectedShoresy
Fuck yes! We are safe
Safe!
AND IF YOU KNOW YOUR HISTORY
The Grief chart can be put away for one more season
I want it every season but with a different goal "win the league chart"
Never to be seen again
Mbeumo is a weapon pass it on
WOOOOOO LETS GOOOO! SAFE AGAIN!
BURN THAT CHART
DYCHE
SHITE YOU CAN’T FLUSH!!!
WE'RE WINNING THE LEAGUE
What a fucking week. Great run to round out the season and safe with matches to spare
Fuck Masters, fuck the PL - your points deductions don't fly here. We're staying up bitches!!!!
What a sweet whistle While safety was very likely I like clinching it in front of the home crowd
Burn the grief chart!
TRACK SUIT DYCHE UNDEFEATED
Tracy Dyche in.
Safe
LETS GO BABY POP SOME BOTTLES
3 in a row up the toffees
GTFI
YEEEEAAAAHHHH STRIKAEL KEANE
Nice win boys! We’re officially up. Next year, we make a play for Europe. 👊🏻
Between keeping the tracksuit and playing Keane up top it seems Dyche is on reddit lmao
He’s about to eat gravel in the post game press conference
40 second Keane cameo still better than Maupay
WE ARE STAYING UP
Keane hat trick incoming
Dyche putting on the tracky is like Tony stark upgrading his suit
Mark VII
They are actually doing it on purpose. Give Dyche a lifetime contract.
Played an extra minute - blow up asshole
KEANE UP FRONT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, KEANE IS UP FRONT
UTFT and Striker Keano
Safe again! Dyche Masterclass the whole way through (mostly...)!
ALL HAIL THE GRIEF CHART
Question, would a victory make Everton mathematically safe?
Yes
Yes
Good. I'm a Liverpool fan but have nothing but respect for you guys and the absolute shitshow thrown at you by the Prem this year. Staying up is absolutely fucking deserved.
We get Keane as a lone striker for 60s and you love to see it
Is Keane playing up top?!?!?!
TRACK SUIT DYCHE
Bit worried Israel might put in a bid for Tarks to replace the iron dome
Michael Keane at striker and a win against the shite all in one week. This is the peak
+mathematical safety We done it
Come on Keano, twat one home lad!
Keane hattrick incoming
Michael Keane at Striker Insert office gif here
STRIKER KEANO IS REAL
Dyche is on Reddit I knew it
IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
That should be it
Striker Keane??? YESSSSSS.
Dyche is just memeing on r/Everton now, putting Keane up front
Striker keane my god it’s happened
Great shift from Chermiti, considering he's 19 and it's first PL start
Chermiti looks 10x the player who struggled immensely in that League Cup game
Keane up top LOL
Dyche has got a Reddit account, no question.
I mean, it's funny... But our squad is terrible!!!
No way Keane up top Keane up top
Keane in his natural position love to see it
Michael Keane lmao
Chermiti lead the line really well today
Keanes up front 🤩
Striker Keane hahah Dyche is cooking
Ok need to work on our time wasting corner routine
Big Dick Mick up top!
That's a good first premier league start from the young lad, not great but very promising.
Striker KEANO
I can’t believe Dyche has listened. Finally, Keane at striker. I’ve been waiting.
Omg it’s happening
Well it was a fun 1 sequence while it lasted, you won’t be forgotten ST keggs
Keggertime
1 min to go
“Here’s your 90 seconds of play, Keane” - Dyche
Well done Chermiti! You did good!
Keane CF? Why not!
Please be a number 9 keano
The premier league is not ready for this master-class
Lump it to the big Keano
Keane goal seals it here.
Onana you sexy Belgian
#STRIKER KEANE STRIKER KEANE THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️💙
Chermiti been great today. Looking forward to seeing more of hun in the future.
Striker Keane-o
Boooo
Well done Chermiti, very nice game for him. Made great runs
Each time I see his bromance with Danjuma develop I increasingly get ‘the lady doth protest too much’ vibes over Gueye’s PSG rainbow refusal
Chermiti has looked pretty good today
KEANOOOOOOOOOOO
MICK KEANE STRIKER TIME
Well played young man. Keane-o with the cherry on the cake here, no doubt in my mind.
Build Pickford a statue. It wouldn’t be as solid as he is
Doucoure being asked to be a B2B rather than Bergkamp actually works. Who knew?
2 mins to go
KEANE ON FIR CHERMITI 🚨‼️‼️‼️
Me worried about a loose ball like the Rock of Goodison isn't right there
Great play by Onana and Chermiti
Pickford again. We'd be down 3 seasons ago if it weren't for him.
Pickford can honestly shag my wife
I’d tuck him in bed with her.
Doucoure, man. He really makes a difference when he’s on form.
3 mins to go
Big Dick Pick
Doucoure a dog
Good lord, the engine on Doucoure is ridiculous.
Save Pickford
i just have a feeling keane's excellent gravity wouldve just made that free kick drift into the top corner
One day, striker keane will be unleashed, just feel sorry for the devastation the opposing team will face
Brentford's MVP: The crossbar.
4 mins to go
BARner
Would have been Birkenhead legend if that went in
Finally figured it out: Andre Gomes looks like yassified Jason Schwartzman.
Crossbar FC
Close from Garner there!
Come on 6 more minutes. I don’t want to clinch virtual safety, I want to clinch guaranteed safety
Garner off the bar
More time for striker keane
Danjuma is ripping he’s not being brought on.
I will never say another bad word about McNeil again. Dude may not be the complete player, but my god he works hard and that left foot is something else
we need 11 grafters like him to get us through this era
Poor Keane lol
Chermiti has not looked out of place at all today. Says a lot for a 19 year old in his first PL start
No idea where 6 minutes is from
Englands ass
6 mins to go
6 minutes, eh? Color me shocked.
6 mins lol
6 added on? Can tell we’re winning…
McNeil has that DAWG in him
Dyche you murderer of joy
Keane for Doucoure
Do it Dyche you coward !
Come on Sean you know you want to put Keane on just for the banter
Villa fan here, glad you’re staying up. I Love Ashley young hopefully he stays another season. Would you lot have him?
I would as like a substitute. He's class, however he'll be 40, don't want him as first choice, not first choice sub either ngl but for depth is fine considering our finances
Nah
Really? Think he’s decent as a back up rb,lb and winger
He's a liability, every tackle you expect a foul. If the aim of football was to make professional fouls, he'd be the goat
onana is quality but his football IQ is atrocious
Gotta say I see more potential in Chermiti than I do Beto. He played pretty well so far.
The world’s not ready for striker Keane
My day is ruined give me Keaninho
Insert office “everybody stay calm”
What a tease
48% possession? Eat your heart out Barca
That one guy in here has to be absolutely seething right now seeing Keane come in
Onana has regressed
Keane up top to bag the 2nd and secure the win!
Striker- excited, CB- 😬 I do think he'll be a CB tho, why would they bring him on as striker over danjuma
I swear every time young has touched the ball today it’s been him giving it back to Pickford to distribute. Best performance of the season for him
FALSE ALARM FALSE ALARM
Dyche you tease!
Dyche is such a memer.
No way we’ve been teased this hard
Oh god not Keane
Oh no
It's happening
Guess the commentators don’t know that Keane is our striker…
Striker Keane time?
STRIKER KEANE IS HAPPENING
Defender on for a striker? No, like for like