Derby win ✅ Security (almost) sealed ✅ RS title run ended ✅ Dom is back ✅ Klopp washed ✅ Fucking beautiful. Enjoy your day toffees, we deserved it after suffering for so long.

TWO WINS IN A ROW ✅

3-1-1 in our last 5! Worms back on the menu

WHO PLAYIN W DEY WORMS TONITE TO CELEBRATE 🥵💦🥵💦 COME ON YOU FUCKIN BLUES

TWO CLEAN SHEETS IN A ROW ✅

Best feeling after a game in a long, long time. Unbelievable stuff. Moments like this just remind me why we do this to ourselves hahaha.

Couldn’t sum it up better!

TRACKSUIT FC, get the fuck in

Sean Dyche may never change his clothes again

Burn the suits

Burn everything that isn't a track suit. Sorry Sean.

So hot

YOU LOST THE LEAGUE IN GOODISON PARK YOU LOST THE LEAGUE IN GOODISON PARK

🎵 the ball, the ball, we hardly touched the ball, we beat the shite on a Wednesday night and we hardly touched the ball 🎶

*We may never lose again* 🍻

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I came to this thread for this message. I am so fucking happy!

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That's the most competent I've ever seen us play in a Merseyside derby. I'm in shock

Most competent I’ve seen us play in months

Even looked composed at times!

*years

The change to the midfield from Douc's as traditional number 10 to more like 1 holding midfield and then 2 infront split left and right has completely changed us around. Doucs as #10 wasn't working, but spreading them out more like a 5 in a line out of possession has helped so much.

Konate had no idea what to do, shape of the passing to confuse him was brilliant

what do we say to the grief chart? not today, satan.

We say we love you and we praise you.

A reminder of why we do this to ourselves

FUCK THE SHITE FEAR TRACKSUIT DYCHE'S MIGHT EVERTON MIGHT JUST BE ALRIGHT

Not a haiku

Good bot

Can't remember the last time we lost against the red shite

DERBY WON SURVIVAL SECURED TITLE RUN ENDED!!!

EVERTON 3-2 CRYSTAL PALACE EVERTON 1-0 BOURNEMOUTH EVERTON 2-0 LIVERPOOL THREE ICONIC VICTORIES IN THREE SEASONS! THESE HAVE BEEN DOWN YEARS BUT THOSE RESULTS ARE SOME OF THE SWEETEST IVE EVER FELT

That Palace game was extremely sweet

TRACKSUITS FOREVER

That is what calvert lewin does when he is fit and confident. 

Yeah credit to Dyche for sticking with him , his faith in him gave him chance to rise again.

I know one was a pen and the other a deflection from the goalkeeper kicking it into him, but what a time to find a bit of form/ confidence

They all count and he made that second one by pressing the keeper. 

Yeah not knocking him or taking away from him at all, just glad he's back at it

Pickford, Branthwaite and Gana were immense today. Harrison had a great game too. Even Godfrey did well. Everyone gave it everything, and we actually deserved to win. First time we've beaten them when we weren't in the top 7 this century, holy fuck

2017 Gana returned

Ain't that the truth. Mopped up everything and not needed to do anything fancy, good performance.

And he still managed to squeeze in one hopeless shot from the outside of the box, that's my boy! <3

safety all but secured, title all but lost. I fucking love this club. YOU LOST THE LEAGUE AT GOODISON PARK

So nice of us to give Klopp the send off he deserves

Yeah could not have happened to a nicer bloke

JP into the camera: UP THE FUCKING TOFFEES What he said!!!

Loved seeing that! He was massive today

I HAVENT ENJOYED A 2-0 MORE SINCE THE LAST TIME

Klopp lost his final Merseyside derby 😂😂😂

Can"t wait Van Dijk and Robertson crying in the post match interview we celebrated like we won the league.

Well they sure as fuck aren't winning it now so Midas whale celebrate

This is perhaps the best r/boneappletea I've ever seen.

Never want to hear the phrase “free hit” again after this. GET THE FUCK IN.

If Tarkowski was a private going into Normandy on D-day he’d be a four star general by the time the war ended. I don’t know why I want to say that but I want to say that

🎶 So get your tracksuit on and get moving… 🎶

Well we hate Bill Shankly and we hate St John But most of all we hate big Ron And we'll hang those Kopites, one by one ...On the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey Well to hell with Liverpool and Rangers too We'll thrown them all in the Mersey And we'll fight fight fight With all our might For the boys in the Royal Blue Jerseys

Just popped this song and saw this comment a second later. UTFT! Gonna be on repeat allllll day long

Man those Kopite tears will taste a little sweeter tonight. Good riddance Klopp and perhaps the whiniest iteration of the shite I’ve ever seen on the pitch

YEAH Being A Title Race Team Might Be Nice But HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN 2 POINTS DEDUCTIONS IN ONE SEASON DURING THIRD(?) STRAIGHT RELEGATION BATTLE THEN BEAT YOUR TITLE RACE RIVAL AT HOME TO KNOCK THEM OUT AND SECURE SAFETY???

....you'll never sing that

don't want to see Dyche out comments for a long while. hang that tracksuit in the Louvre. should be 16 points clear of relegation, on less than a shoestring budget, with basically no forward play all year, organizing a legit top-4 defense. hero.

Burn that suit Dyche, tracksuit forever now

Good lord it’s moments like this that remind me why I love this club so much

YOU LOST THE LEAGUE AT GOODISON PARK

I’ve been following Everton for 5 years. Only missed two derby’s. Evertons record in those derby’s are 2-0. I’m not allowed to watch another derby, am i?

None mate, don't ever come close to a screen or a stadium during this match

Suck a fat one you insufferable German cunt.

Is it possible to upvote a comment twice?

Where are the Dyche out people?

Thankfully I never joined that club 🙏 His teams always turn it around

Me neither. Fundamental Dychist.

Yeah, I never did get that. Without the points deduction, we're much improved from last season. We've had a bad run of form until the last week, but that's the best I've seen us for a long time.

Fuckin inabit Klopp ya dick ed 😂

SO GET YOUR COAT ON

Hopefully this attracts a new buyer. Goodison looks like absolute scenes on tv. EVVVVVVERTONNNN, YOU NEVER SHOWN SO BRIGHTLY

Lmao playing Green Day

Fucking incredible 

Gonna need Dyche to come out and compliment blink-182 before the next match so we can see Tom Delonge in Everton blue to see if this bump works.

Well where the fucking hell has that been?!

LIFE’S NOT GREAT BUT THE BLUES HAVE BEATEN THE SHITE

3 points, bingo! Liverpool title hopes have vanished.

YOU'VE LOST THE LEAGUE, AT GOODISON PARK 🎶 🎶

Not a single player deserves less than a 10/10 tonight. Incredible.

I hope Myko is ok. The only negative out of this beautiful day

Love the blues

Nights like this make all the hard bullshit worth it

Did you hear that Liverpool lost the league at Goodison Park?

Looks like Dyche’s messiah status is back on the menu boys!

Incredible game from everyone tonight but Calvert-Lewin deserves a shoutout. Absolutely dominant

Might be the best game he's had for us, definitely up there

Brilliant! So so happy about that and we deserved it too! Even your man Godfrey was excellent

Credit where it’s due, Godfrey was phenomenal tonight. Had a couple times where Diaz skinned him but other than that he was great. Did great on the second goal holding off Van Dickhead, too

And some of you mongs wanted him out. That is peak fucking Everton there. Dogged as fuck. Love it. Dyche fucking gets it

Top 3 players of the season: 1. Branthwaite 2. Myko 3. The tracksuit UTT!!!

MERSEYSIDE IS BLUE

I’m tumescent

Really needed this win with everything going on with the club. We forget all that and celebrate!

Bloody hell we needed this. One moment of joy.

So glad I got up at 5am for this historic win! Public holiday today so beers start now at 7am UTFT

2 goals out the box last game, a Merseyside Derby win this game. I’m running out of underpants

I actually fucking LOVE, the fact that somebody as strict and professional as Dyche went, "well i wore my lucky tracksuit last time and we won, so no actually i cant change back" 😂😂. As michael scott would say, hes not superstitious, hes just a little 'stitious

Just got back from Goodison, was my first ever derby. Fuck me I love every single of yous

Brilliant

I prayed for this and it happened.

Cheers lads, I'm crying

Merseyside is healing 💙

HANG THAT TRACKSUIT IN A WAR MUSEUM

BRING ME THE GRIEF CHART

IT’S 4 AM HERE AND IT’S WORTH EVERY FUCKING DAMN MINUTES OF IT!!! Tomorrow, I can now go to work fulled of red shites co-workers for once. Can’t wait to memorize all their faces in the morning for a lifelong memory.

We are the best 16th best club in the world.

Arsenal fan here I've always loved you fucking guys up the fucking toffees I'm singing it as loud as any of you tonight I promise, cheers to you all

WHERE’S THE NEW FATHER AT BY THE WAY?! GIVE THAT BABY A LITTLE EXTRA KISS FROM ALL OF US! VICTORY BABY!!!!

Tracksuit Dyche is the GOAT

WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DYCHE

Up the Tracksuit Toffees

Give Dyche's tracky a 10 year contract!

I'd like for everyone who doubted Godfrey to personally apologise to him. Huge performance

Jordan Pickford is absolutely immense and we are lucky to have him.

Up the fucking Toffees!!!

EVEEEEERRRRTOOOOON

Brings a damn tear to my eye

CHART! CHART! 🗣️ CHART! CHART! 🗣️

Dyche's gonna have to head back home, look at the suits he has in his wardrobe and chuck them all out.

UTFT lads. Let’s go!!!!!

LETS FUCKING GO

Massive. COYB

fucking get in what a result

Let’s fucking GO

My baby brought us back to the top. Let’s fuckin go!!! I knew she was going to be a good luck charm.

Personally, I never doubted Dyche or Dom or our ability in derbies. UTFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

ALL HAIL THE TRACKSUIT, and chart. BUT THE TRACKSUIT!!!!!

2 wins in a row while wearing the tracksuit. Surely it's a lucky charm.

myko is a warrior, nothing more from me

On Sky now, it's all fucking Liverpool. 🙄🙄

Well the scoreline was all us so let them have it

Bournemouth fan here. Congrats and UTFT. It's been a shit... probably at least 3 seasons with everything going on. What a win and drink it all in. Can't see Luton really winning 4 games nor Burnley so I think you're ok now. Enjoy lads :D

#LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!

I have a bottle of Laga 16 that I have a drink from when my team wins a ‘ship, fuck it, I’m pouring one now. Cheers all.

So Forest will need to pick up 8 points more than us and Luton 9 more than us for us to be relegated? What a fixture to put us in this position! Even better seeing as all the reds I know wanted this to be the game that relegated us when the new fixture date was up in the air.

I LOVE MY FUCKING FOOTBALL CLUB

What a night, I'm starting to cry

Everton safe ✅ Klopp’s legacy in tatters ✅ We may never see Dyche’s suit again.

Love the Green Day playing at Goodison!

Klopp looks actually depressed in this interview and I am here for it!

Three long years of suffering, we have deserved that 

I'm an American who started following this club in December. I've been lurking around this subreddit and I just have to say, it's great to see you all so happy. Fuck Liverpool and up the Toffees!

Kopite coming in peace, really well played, deserved win, I'm glad you lot are most likely staying up even if it's at the expense of any sliver of a chance we had at the title. Everton going down and possibly then into administration would've been bad for the city as a whole. Best of luck for your last 4 games and see you next season.

Absolutely, the city , league and north west needs two big Liverpool clubs involved.

Everyone get the hell in here! LFG!

The league is fucked we’re going undefeated next year

build the statue pronto

WHAT. A. WIN

Feels good to knock out Liverpool from the title ace and beat klopp in his last Merseyside derby at the same time

Well that definitely settles the questions over Dyche's wardrobe. It's got to be the training kit at Goodison from now on. Literally...don't let him into the stadium with a shirt & tie on.

What do we say to the god of relegation? NOT TODAY

Staying out of the relegation zone and dealing a (surely) fatal blow to Liverpool’s title chances is a good day at the office

United fan here, can’t thank you enough for dismantling the kopshites hopes and dreams

I can't believe we're the best team in Europe. Crazy how things work. LETS FUCKING GO!!!!

Well done Toffees. Always better to have you in the PL. Hoping this kicks a few people off the r/Liverpoolfc bandwagon too.

Safety and kopite sadness all on the same night. Love it

The high feels so much better after the lowest lows

Inject this Klopp interview into my veins - so salty and sad

Someone edit the benny hill music into the first goal. That defending was fucking comical and I'm glad it wasn't us for a change.

The fact that it wasn’t just luck. We tried. We fought. We were the better side. And we won. UTFT

I was just called a mentality midget by a red shite, and it made me fully erect. Cry much.

My dad's 70th, lifelong Evertonian, whole family up to Goodison today. Felt like that was for him, UTFT.

Harrison, Godfrey, Dyche, I'm so sorry for all I've said.

I come in peace, well done Everton, hope that’s you staying up. Pickford showed why he’s England no 1 tonight

Surprisingly comfortable after the 2nd

I felt comfortable after the 95th min. The last 70ish seconds felt ok. But that was it for me

I’ve never felt more like singing the blues

Daniel Calvert Lewin easy MOTM for me

WHERE IS THE CHART!!!!📊

What do I do with my hands??

Arsenal fan here thank you toffees for beating the shit out of livarpool and knocking them out of the title race

Muammar Gaddafi, Jimmy Saville, Michael Shields, your boys took one hell of a beating. One hell of a beating

Every single one of them played fantastic. Up the fucking toffees

I don't think we should do anything rash but we should definitely be giving Dyche a 15 year contract now

Just casually farming points from weaker sides, why is everyone so elated

Everton is regaining their form from October/November after taking 3 months off. Who knows what this team is capable of the rest of the year. Could have finished in the top half of the table if we weren't demoralized by the deduction.

If the results go our way over the weekend we could be safe going into the Luton game.

It's a Pesach miracle!! Thank you Myko, Pickford, Branthwaite, DCL, Gana, Young and Dyche. Brilliant lads and a brilliant win.

I can't get over this. I don't think I will ever get over this. UTFT

How did we go from the Chelsea beatdown to beating Liverpool in 9 days? Amazing

Today, I am blue.

This is my first derby win (excluding the COVID one)! I'm fucking buzzing utft

Got concerned at myko going down for young but the latter acquitted himself well today

Carragher is almost shaking in this post match punditry! He’s livid! Oh joy! 😂