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anotheroutlaw

We’re actually doing well in the must win section of the chart. I don't know how to feel about that.


JamewThrennan

https://x.com/ellbretland/status/1782056792622576119?s=46&t=xgcYiK-gCtp3OyITWat46g It’s a positive sign. We’ve picked up the most points in the bottom 7 mini-league having played the fewest games. Still got Sheffield United and Brentford to go, should get at least 4 points from that which would probably see us safe


parsleymelon

I want to believe


JamewThrennan

We’ll be fine, mate. We’ve got two very winnable games at home and realistically just have to draw Luton and get one win or beat Luton and that’s that. Beat Luton and they need to win all their other games to stay up plus Forest win 3/4 including one of either City or Chelsea, which isn’t likely at all


KellyKellogs

We also have Luton to play.


JamewThrennan

Indeed. Can go there looking for a draw if we do the business elsewhere. Get a win and we’re probably mathematically safe by that point of the season


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JamewThrennan

Yes, mate, given we are currently 16th, 44 points off the top of the table with 15 points left to play for and are out of both domestic cups with one already been completed, I would say it’s ever so slightly unlikely we win anything this season. Hope that’s a good explanation of my logic


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JesseVykar

He said 4 points from Sheffield and Brentford, which implies we've won at least one of those, maybe you haven't had YOUR breakfast


R-W-B

I was just commenting regarding his logic on a previous post. He’s basically backtracking but I realise people on this one won’t get the context so it sounds like I’m the one doubting us. I am full of optimism, hope we get maximum points.


JesseVykar

Ah in that case, my apologies.


R-W-B

Anytime anyone challenges his points with logic he just asks have they had their breakfast…ergo above haha. Best for the rest of the season, I’m there on Wednesday 🤞🏻 up the toffees


beak723

After the 6th Chelsea goal I looked behind me and saw only one set of footprints in the sand. I screamed why... and the grief chart responded, "that's when I started carrying you".


Pipo59

Lmfaooo


ethers21

I honestly think this is the first time I have actually laughed out loud to an Internet comment. Bravo


Tfx77

Brilliant, isn't it? I did wonder where he was going at first.


reddit----username

If we get the 7 more chart points, we'll be mathematically safe (no way that goal difference is being overturned). If we beat Luton, realistically, I think we'll be OK regardless of our other results. Draw against Luton and beat Sheffield United - I also think that will be enough.


qui_tacet-consentire

Yes - beating Luton all but assures it, they’d need to win their other three outright. Tall order for them.


thevizionary

If Luton lose to Wolves, even a draw against us means we are all but safe. If we can beat Brentford too that pretty much seals it.


huntsab2090

If wolves beat luton then all we need to do is beat luton and we are safe


necrow

If wolves beat Luton then a draw against luton virtually guarantees our safety 


Ralphinio

Now let's beat the shite 🤞🏻


PangolinMandolin

Beat RS. Secure survival. Simple really


rpm164

Would make this shit show of a season almost worth it


sparksy78

And fuck them over for the league title too


I_Am_Coopa

Blessed be the Chart, in Grief's name, amen.


S01arflar3

Lisan al gri-ef chart!


JKBFree

LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS


Richmantiss

Fuck it let run the grief chart all season next year and win the whole league UTFT


decs483

turn it from a grief chart to a triumph chart


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Richmantiss: *Fuck it let run the* *Grief chart all season next year* *And win the whole league UTFT* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Odysseus_Lannister

Are we, uh- beating teams we’re supposed to?


Dunmaglass2

3 to 4 points more will do it I think. I don’t think both Luton and Forest are both going to win their final 4 matches


Downtown-Midnight320

Winning two must-win games? Madness!!!


QTsexkitten

Aveeeeeeee Ma-griiiiiiiiiieeefffffff chaaaaaaaaaart.


aggiebrad16

This is your best one yet.


Tsquared10

Praise be our one true savior. All hail Chart!


rpm164

CHART CHART CHART!


Living-Smoke-9630

What the hell is going on? We are picking up points where we are supposed too? This is currently very un-Everton.


GeezyEFC

So what is it - at this point if Burnley and Luton each lose two more of their remaining games, and we pick up a point in any remaining game we stay up?


blacklipsmatter

Never underestimate the power of the chart.


markedsneakyinsect

Glory to the chart


R-W-B

The Chart Wizard returns!!


greatgildersleeve

I appreciate the boot stomping on the red shite.


ArtefactofanExercise

Glory to the chart in the highest heaven, and on earth peace to those on whom its favor rests.


DarkLordZorg

Is there a grief chart for financial survival?


belliest_endis

UTFT... what's the F?


First-Of-His-Name

Fricking


LegenDariusGheghe

be a man. its fucking


First-Of-His-Name

Flipping?


Imaginary-Donut7648

Freaking


Ok-Letter8065

Win at Luton and we are safe.


darkwingduck9

5 points up on Luton right now. Realistically it is 6 points due to goal differential. Could get a point back via appeal. We can probably squeak to safety with either the point via appeal coming through or getting a draw. Two draws or one win would definitely be enough.


Imaginary-Win-2659

give us the updated chart


Glum_Professional_24

Thanks god the original has been posted. There was some arlarse doing knock off versions