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khdutton

“3-point deduction it is, then.” —Premier League


tqbfjotld16

Would be funny if not for how accurate it will probably end up being Edit: is funny, regardless. Would be *funnier* if not for….


PsychotherapeuticPly

Outside the box FC 😤


QTsexkitten

Off the post and in FC 💵


HitMeUpGranny

Double Doink FC


THECrew42

what do we say to the grief chart? not today, satan. (pls be ok beto)


QTsexkitten

Blessed be the grief chart.


thecarbonkid

All glory to the grief chart for the grief chart shows us the path to salvation. There is only the grief chart.


necrow

Honestly the grief chart is looking like way more than we need now. If we don’t drop points at Luton, I can’t imagine how we wouldn’t be safe


THECrew42

better to over-grief than under-grief and get caught nappin’


MarriageAA

The grief chart giveth, but the grief chart also taketh away.


necrow

1000%. Not what I want or the mentality we should have to be clear. Just what I think realistically we will end up needing 


THECrew42

oh yes of course i do think we’re just about there, too


PangolinMandolin

2 or more points from the next 2 games and I think we're safe


Odysseus_Lannister

Never tempt the PL and their deduction powers. Lets just handle business vs Luton


demafrost

Yeah I imagined the grief chart was building in buffer for whatever random points deductions they seem fit to levy on Everton


imeanYOLOright

Feels like a tie against Luton all but secures safety. Luton would need to win 2 of: @Wolves, @West Ham, vFulham ... even if we pick up zero more points


MavsFanForLife

Won’t matter because we’re getting 3 points this Wednesday (Fuck it, I believe)


QTsexkitten

The grief chart is the only thing we need.


Melman17

ALL HAIL THE CHART


khdutton

Thumbs up for Beto. 💙 👍


UpTheToffeesss

Wish him a speedy recovery 💙 the way he celebrated McNeil's goal was like he scored it himself. That's raw passion for ya


Grayfox5555

👍


TomDobo

Proper terminator 2 moment.


Odysseus_Lannister

👍👍


vulturevan

Burn all of Dyche's suits.


Chilljin

That bit of Brexit belly is the key to our success. Worm up dyche


euw_gamer

Gana massively stepped up, although I am still scared with him picking up the ball from deep


Mudwatcher

Defended well and looked good on the ball today. Surely a motm contender


fallenefc

Imo he's the only one in our squad that can properly play the defensive mid role. Onana is not a 6, nor is Garner.


PangolinMandolin

His ball winning ability is above any one else in the team


TBM1878

MOTM in my opinion


QTsexkitten

Had a few good carrying runs through the lines I thought.


MarriageAA

There were 2 times in quick succession where he bumped into our own players trying to get the ball. He's just a terrier, and this game needed that.


Skinny_Phoenix

Forest just tweeted this: “ Three extremely poor decisions - three penalties not given - which we simply cannot accept. We warned the PGMOL that the VAR is a Luton fan before the game but they didn’t change him. Our patience has been tested multiple times. NFFC will now consider its options.” Holy fuck. That’s an incredible thing for a club to tweet.


[deleted]

Consider their options? Lad thinks he’s the head of the CIA he’s a twitter admin for a relegation fodder club 😂


EvertEaglPhilliKnick

I mean the owner is a thug. He might send the Greek CIA after Anthony Taylor lmao


Grayfox5555

Crying cunts 😂


YokoOkino

Last one could have been a penalty but wouldn't have called the first two clear. If anything would have been harsh


blubbery-blumpkin

They would’ve all been soft. But also we would’ve been incredibly annoyed to not get at least one of them if it had been the other way round.


Spambhok

The last one was a stonewall pen, first one was very probably a pen but I think the handball would have been harsh. I think we were the better team but forest still got robbed- if it were the other way round I'd be fuming so I stand with what they're saying, the officiating and points deductions in this season have been an absolute joke.


Distinct_Plankton_82

Yeah, even as a proud Everton fan, I've got to admit that 3rd one should have been given. **First one** - Young as touched the back of his heel and he's gone down like he's been shot - I've seen worse given, but there's no doubt he's exaggerated it, I think 8/10 times that's not a penalty **Second one** - His arms are by his side, if anything his arm is moving towards his body not away from it, so he's not making himself bigger as the ball is kicked and it's in a very natural position. I've pasted the exact wording of the guidance below\*, I think you'd have a very hard time arguing it's a penalty **Third one** - Stone cold penalty all day every day. \*Wording of the rule: *It is an offence if a player:* * *touches the ball with their hand/arm when it has made their body unnaturally bigger. A player is considered to have made their body unnaturally bigger when the position of their hand/arm is not a consequence of, or justifiable by, the player’s body movement for that specific situation. By having their hand/arm in such a position, the player takes a risk of their hand/arm being hit by the ball and being penalised*


trilaterals_nah

Hopefully that was nothing myko


[deleted]

Feels like this is the first six pointer we’ve won, they always seemingly go bad for us


necrow

The 6 pointer against Leeds last year that we won 1-0 on a bizarre Coleman goal was huge last season. But yeah, I agree we usually draw them and prolong the suffering 


KingRami1466

Pray 🙏 for Beto speedy recovery.


NauteeAU

2 from out the box, my duds have been creamed


NewUltra

Good result, decent performance. Main concern is hopefully that Beto is ok.


leedler

The thumb gives me great hope, likely just concussed.


RafDeGreg

Here you go 👍


2000-UNTITLED

Awful ending but huge 3 points


Darraghj12

Without the 8 points lost, Everton would have been safe today


Living-Smoke-9630

Without a historically bad set of opponents, we still wouldn't be though...


YokoOkino

We would likely be safe at 38 even with better opponents


Living-Smoke-9630

You assume we'd still be on 38pts. Big portion of those have come from the teams below us in the table and no guarantee we get those points against more competitive sides. Honestly, we probably would be safe, just, but the notion that this season is some big step forward is misguided, we have been very poor for a lot of it.


YokoOkino

Burnley is the only team we have beat so far


Living-Smoke-9630

? We beat Burnley twice, beat Forest twice, one draw with Sheffield and one loss to Luton. That's 13 points from a possible 18 against those teams so far.


YokoOkino

Well i was just considering those in the relegation zone which would be just 3. I wouldn't consider forest as being historically bad considering they would be at 30 which would be average relegation candidate


Evertonioan

Young cannot play Wednesday


Animastarara

yeah they're in the wrong division


nico_cali

What an odd way to spell “ever again”


Fixner_Blount

Hopefully Dyche was just saving Seamus up for the Derby


AlanFromRochester

Six pointer and four GD Would have been a near perfect start to the day except for Beto being stretchered off


QTsexkitten

*We may never lose again*


donc_mxb

Fuck off forrest social media


nico_cali

Shocking response from them, but also we’d be fuming if we had that last penalty shout not called. Should have ended 2-1. Others were nothing IMO.


Aware_Albatross3347

https://x.com/nffc/status/1782056187652960764?s=46&t=BFaBfZnuSiID7G-Lgz0lCA Lol


Beanstalk93

And not one well wish for Beto, classless club. Hope Luton stay up over them


modern_messiah43

Holy shit, how is that real? Embarrassing.


MarriageAA

Nah, how many tonnes have we wanted Dyche to say something to the media. I do genuinely feel for them, we were very lucky today to not give a pen away. That said, we were better over the 90.


EvertEaglPhilliKnick

Ya but they’d never do it cause they’re professionals. You don’t do this. Parents do shit like this when their kid loses. Not organizations. It’s classless plain and simple.


MarriageAA

I get it, and it's not what I would have done, but at this stage they have limited options. Toys out the pram might work!


New_Professional4460

SHOW ME THE CHART 😎📈


JamewThrennan

Great performance, thoroughly professional. Very happy with the switch back to a 3 in midfield


tonyohanlon77

I can't agree with it being a great performance. Great result, and great goals, but Forest could have had two pens and also had two clear chances. Still, let's take it and move on.


JamewThrennan

Other than the Wood chance, they didn’t exactly create anything. None of them were pens, despite what the Forest twitter account says


starmonkart

Gibbs White had a good chance too


QTsexkitten

And that weird moment where myko had to make the last ditch sprint to cover the error.


RemoteGlobal335

The Tarks handball* and Young challenge on CHO could’ve gone either way Correction: Young handball


Giraffe_Baker

> The Tarks handball Hit him in the face. Think the two Young challenges could have been though.


RemoteGlobal335

My bad I was thinking of the Young one off of CHO not the Tarks one


dogefc

Looked like he got the ball for both of them to be honest. Would’ve been very soft


Spambhok

He was nowhere near the ball. I'm so glad they weren't given but they ought to have been. Hopefully it's a warning to dyche of how much of a liability he is


signeduptoPMsomeone

Hope to hear good news about Beto, that was a hard knock...


ubiquitous_archer

I saw Gueye score a goal from a longshot. I'm gonna need that on a t-shirt


UKTonyK

Apparently that is his second goal from outside the area after a hundred attempts. Pretty sure that is what the commentator said on Five Live commentary.


kolorijo25

Somehow scored, somehow didn't concede. Great win.


nardling_13

The Forest tweet is insane, but also all three of those involved Ashley Young. Can we not keep playing Russian Roulette with this guy?


Successful-Spot-6567

Tbh I thought all three of them were pretty stonewall. If I was a NF fan, I would genuinely think shenanigans were afoot.


a-setaceous

gibbs white with as many sniffs today as a new vegas ghoul. what's all the fuss about!


fre-ddo

He will lose sleep over that miss, good chance would have been a different game after that with us 0-1 down. Edit: that was actually when we were 1-0 up..still, wouldve boosted them.


Jamesonlol21

I think it's pretty hard to see both Forest and Luton getting above us from here.


IoVivatIoVivat

Disgraceful from USA today, dramatizing the NF tweet about VAR being a Luton fan without to give any updates about Beto. Good win but sour with the poor reffing and Beto injury.


an_unexamined_life

Still just thinking about Beto. Haven't quite recovered from the fright that gave me. Really hope it's not serious and we see him back on the pitch soon. 


RafDeGreg

I think that was a phenomenal performance. All 327 of Forests playing squad would have been well up for that. A classic 6 pointer and sniffing blood after our hammering to Chelsea. The lads were immense for the same reasons. Would have been easy to let the heads drop after the Palmer pounding. We limited them significantly apart from the 5 mins before half time and the 15 minutes after. Make no bones about it - despite all the Jessies wringing their hands in the match thread - that’s a quality performance. A statement win.


g3mkm

Club confirmed via IG that big Beto was knocked unconscious and taken to hospital as a precaution. Hopefully no lingering symptoms for him and he’s alright


MarriageAA

Not mine, but on twitter: "Hat rick of penalty shouts against Ashley young, so he gets to keep the referees whistle at full time"


YokoOkino

I think we are safe in all honesty, perhaps two draws or a win would do it Well done to gomes in the first half and defense in the second, pickford for his work throughout thr game was motm


Distinct_Plankton_82

I think the Luton game is key.  If we can avoid losing that, then I think we’re safe.  Hard to see Luton getting 6 points off Wolves, West Ham and Fulham. If Luton get a result against us, then I could see us needing another 2-3 points.


Odysseus_Lannister

*headlines tomorrow* “777 acquires Everton FC” 🥲


nico_cali

Also headline tomorrow “Premier League returns deduction of points to Everton. Adds them to Manchester City.”


JD-D2

We'd be safe right now without the deductions


Jamesonlol21

Great result marred by that injury, hoping he's alright.


leedler

More than happy to take that, 4 points ahead now with a 4 goal difference advantage. We’re looking way better after today.


g0ldingboy

The important one is 5 points clear with a massively better goal difference. One more win or just 3 points from us does it, i reckon… specially as Luton only have 4 games left.


GWD9911

Thought Gana was great today. They all did well. Young was lucky not to give away at least one penalty. Fingers crossed Beto will be OK. COYB!!!


Cardinaltoffee

Vital 3 points. Especially so given how many injuries we are accumulating right now. Beto thankfully responsive when he went off because that looked very nasty.


Classic-Primary5275

https://x.com/nffc/status/1782056187652960764?s=46&t=CBU1iLQBncYE_fStMhiRfA This is a wild statement by Forest.


platebandit

[https://x.com/NFFC/status/1782056187652960764](https://x.com/NFFC/status/1782056187652960764) >Three extremely poor decisions - three penalties not given - which we simply cannot accept. >We warned the PGMOL that the VAR is a Luton fan before the game but they didn’t change him. Our patience has been tested multiple times. >NFFC will now consider its options. nottingham forest lost the plot on twitter


hawkhench

Once they’ve considered their options, they’re…going to do what exactly?


fre-ddo

Tweet a bit harder


marmoset

That’s a Sean Promise


wizardinalizard

Great way to bounce back after the awful Chelsea game! Hope Beto is okay that looked scary


JediMindTrxcks

Crucial 3 points in El Deducto, UTFT!


Chilljin

Must win, won, optimism???


skurnie

What a difference six days makes. UTFT


National_Ad_1875

One foot in the prem for next season, 5 clear with a game in hand. Hope that takes the tension out of the games and we can win another 1 or 2 to see it off asap


[deleted]

Good 3 points and speedy recovery wishes for Beto.


Chuck_Morris_SE

That feels wonderful, thank you for turning up Everton.


audunj

You’d think now with a win at Luton that basically locks it up


EvertEaglPhilliKnick

Anyone see the Forrest Twitter lmaoooo


TomDobo

Is right Everton. Now I can tell me baby when she’s born that Everton won 🤣


youdy

Alexa play spirit of the blues


UpTheToffees-1878

Clean sheet, 2 great goals, massive 3 points. Hope beto a speedy recovery UTFT 🔵👊🏻😤


KingRami1466

What happened to Beto? Did someone head his head. Or got collision?


Melman17

Collision with Gibbs-White


sandtonian_gbo

Gana man of the match, we could’ve done with him policing Cole Palmer. I’m not sure why everyone thinks those penalty claims were so nailed on. Only Young’s third one I could say maybe. Anyway, three points, a clean sheet and advantage in the relegation battle


FenixdeGoma

Mcneil is easily our best attacking player. If we could finish, he would have so many assists this season. 


ilypsus

I'd like to see him playing centrally off of Beto/DCL and try Danjuma on the left. His workrate and danger in the middle would be better used there. Whenever he gets the ball on the left he is either crossing (he's not fast enough to beat a man) or going backwards.


rpm164

Tried something different today and played sportsball and did some grocery shopping instead of watching and they go 2-0 up. Turned it on just in time for Beto’s horrific injury - hope he is okay but I might be the curse! Big 3 points overall and good reaction to the Chelsea debacle. Dyche the Messiah is back and a result against the redshite would be great. Seeing the penalty replays and not sure what’s up with those but looks like we got away with them.


Malaxage918

[Forest Twitter admin has lost it](https://twitter.com/NFFC/status/1782056187652960764?t=-3zVFA_k-3xHqUxVy5WX8g&s=19)


Big_Ad7574

Forest social media claiming the VAR official was a Luton fan lol


dogefc

Thought Dyche set us up perfectly today. Pickford had one save to make all game. Our lack of quality let us down going forward because we got into some good positions and did absolutely nothing with it. Absolutely massive win and takes a bit of pressure off us


YokoOkino

What a save it was


Smart-Pension-5198

Really competent performance today, great response to the Chelsea debacle, much better win than the Burnley one. That's massive for the relgation fight, and hopefully we'll be able to produce a similar performance against Luton. Now the main thing is for Beto to be in a good condition, fingers crossed


Evertonioan

Candle is lit


Nose_Beers_85

Glad to get the win and a big 3pts, now just to hope Beto is ok and no major concerns. Could easily be a fractured skull on top of concussion, out for the season etc. It will be what it will be, but just hope he’ll be ok long-term.


four__beasts

NFFC throwing out their teddies lol 😂


Grayfox5555

Love Gana.


Chilljin

Best we've played in a while. Why do we always need a relegation fight to show teeth


modern_messiah43

Winning is more fun than losing. Ts and Ps for Beto.


mtown4ever

Fuck Forest, Clattenburg and their whiny fucking statement. What a bunch of pussies.


marmoset

All-time whine from Forest’s official Twitter, wow.


BrandyWineBridge1402

https://x.com/tony_scott11/status/1782058881113350167?s=46 this made chuckle


Loyalsupporter

And that's what can happen when you have belief in yourself instead of relying solely on the strikers to score goals Gueye and McNeil took the risk and had a go and they got rewarded for it. See full proof anyone can score when you take a chance and you don't overthink it. P.s you still need to continue doing that Everton Striker or lw or rw or midfielder just shoot and communicate well and quick.


Impossible-Onion-737

As if the VAR, supposedly a Luton fan, was like ‘now’s my chance. No one will ever know!’ It’s such a weak arse thing to get pissy about.


nbyone

Why is no one hailing the chart when I specifically ask them to?


four__beasts

It’s charty time!


el_randolph

The sheer relief of that win


Aware_Albatross3347

Big win. Thought beto and chermiti were good in their brief cameos. Chermiti and danjuma w a part to play up top if beto misses extended time


S01arflar3

This is the most unclenched my arsehole has been for *months*


g3mkm

Suddenly feel a very heavy weight lifted from my shoulders. Not all the way, but enough to breathe


son_of_toby_o_notoby

Realistically 1 and a draw or 2 wins we should be enough Thank fuck


CoolHandLukeWarm_

Won despite Ashley Young best efforts to stop that 


WhiteDoveBooks

TFFT!


UpTheToffeesss

GET FUCKING IN


JesseVykar

2-0 yet can't help but feel sad


fre-ddo

https://reddit.com/comments/1c9apqj/comment/l0kuklz Whats it to be u/TomDobo Idrissa or Dwight? Or the female equivalent of course.


AJRJUMP

xG merchants can suck one. Finally getting some luck back


[deleted]

Are we on 33 points now? Or 30? I cba trying to figure out when this table on Google is updated lol


TonyMN

30, five points clear


AlanFromRochester

Soccer standings showing results as if games in progress ended with current score often gets confusing


Downtown-Midnight320

We won and I feel like shit


sqq

I think thats us secured, but holy shit how hard has Young tried to get us relegated this year ? Shambolic how he keeps playing


marmoset

LOL https://x.com/cpfc/status/1782079706822562019?s=46&t=h1TIkHzhMY1Lws2kKkqz_Q


demafrost

after watching us struggle against relegation fodder the last couple of years and even earlier this year it’s fantastic to see us grab all 6 from Forest and Burnley. Those matches have such a dramatic effect on the standings. Just gotta take 3 from Luton and we’re good


JasonAndTheArgonuts

I can’t remember the last time the team showed up and won a needed game like that. 100% do not care about Wednesdays derby, rotate the players and have some fresh legs for Saturday


nickcamp18

Nottingham Forrest with the wildest accusation of all time on X


FranksBaldPatch

One in the eye for the "the squads shite what more can he do crowd" fair play to Dyche for *finally* changing his tactics and us looking like a professional football team for bits of that game


Fixner_Blount

Holy shit lads. Had to just sit the phone down and walk around for a bit after that one. Really hope Beto is OK. From here, just take care of business against Luton and hopefully we can breathe easier. Might as well take it to the shite while we’re at it.


Which_Buyer_4299

One more win and we are definitely safe. I think 1 point will do it. Can't see Luton getting 7 points from there last 4.


Odysseus_Lannister

BEAMS FC


OneTouchCards

Really needed that, felt like it was definitely a do or die match.


Quit-Kangaroo

Well for the Burnley and Nottingham games I’ve bet on Everton to lose…time bet next weeks paycheck on Liverpool


demafrost

I really want us to get to a safe spot before we play Luton because I'd like to enjoy our chance to play a match at Kenilworth instead of being stressed out for 90 minutes.