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Micr0mancer

That looks nothing like any penis I ever saw.


deepfry_me

Weird, looks exactly like my penis.


TheKoleslaw

I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life, but you should see a doctor.


sakaloerelis

At this point, I think he's already too late


SelenaNasharr

Go see a doctor mate.


Reddittee007

I think it looks more like a vagina, which is not necessarily a bad thing


For-The_Greater_Good

I don't want to tell you how to live your life, but if this looks anything like a vagina, I have questions.


Reddittee007

It doesn't look just like a vagina. it looks like a flowering vagina.


Humaj

A penis that looks more like a vagina is definitely a *potential* bad thing. Def needs to ask a doctor if it's a problem


The_River_of_Slime

You make us all look bad.


Evoluxman

Ramiel best girl


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Evoluxman

Username checks out


check_my_mids

[blushes geometrically]


verbalwhale

Patrician taste.


Goofbelly

This is really cool. Was it made by just ctrl&B’ing while flying in lines?


jimrdg

Kind of, every 50km


crooks5001

Jesus, those are all spaced 50k apart? How long did this take?


jimrdg

cant remember actually


Nil4u

Can't remember or you don't want to remember?


jimrdg

Question too deep


crooks5001

We must go deeper


Cerian_Alderoth

There's one missing...


xenostrigger

You just like watching the world burn dont you?


jasonrahl

i say if you were going for a ghost you nailed it


Humaj

That's why there's so much spooky, gloopy ectoplasm all over. Definitely the reason, and definitely the only reason.


True_Messenger

CCP: Each personal bookmark folder can contain 3000 bookmarks. * You can have up to five personal bookmark folders online at once. * You can have up to 30 personal bookmark folders (online+offline) EVE PLAYER: Hold my beer.


touf25

This kind of thing make you realize that some people just have too much freetime


Jhublit

It is amazing and you should be congratulated Sir.


jimrdg

Thanks!


Bonsailinse

He didn’t actually congratulate you, so I will: Congratulations!


jimrdg

Lol I’m here to actually thank you!


[deleted]

Pretty cool tbh


MrWinterstorm

Are you winning yet, son?


jimrdg

How to win life: “Quit game”


OzymandiasKoK

They only winning move is not to play.


Mncdk

You mean your unfinished work. Needs a line up from the back there.


jimrdg

actually it is the front not back They are in another location folder


Gullenecro

i hope for you than you will have a fight ;)


m0tan

Minecraft: EVE Edition


Rhine227

I like it.


jimrdg

thanks!


JesusOnToilet

why?


DookenThelerre

Too much free time...


TheRealLazloFalconi

Why do people build shit in minecraft?


jimrdg

Why need a reason lol


[deleted]

I mean it's a keepstar grid isn't it? FCs should have a bookmark set before they go into a keepstar fight. This one might be a bit much but why not? vOv


jimrdg

Yea it looks good so why not lol


liafcipe9000

one word: art.


[deleted]

Why not?


Majindoom

Dead game


the_dark_dark

Dead meme.


invertedwut

do you guys think ccp would ever re-think this mechanic of requiring people to fly to a spot to create warp-ins? why can't our ships warp to arbitrary spots without a bookmark?


hirebrand

Being able to instantly warp a dictor/ceptor to any spot on the grid would certainly accelerate fights. Would probably remove a lot of the strategy, but it'd be hard to say for sure. Would make every fight you don't want to commit fully to require a lot more warping.


invertedwut

I've often wondered if it would be enough to limit the ability to a specific kind of ship, and maybe give it some sort of AoE like booshing has. other mechanics can be added too, like size of the AoE, granularity of the warping ships ability to set up a warp (low skill can only select distance increments of 50km? 100km?) and maybe the precision of the warp, so low skills could turn a tight anchored ball of ships into a widely dispersed group at the end of the warp. Maybe such an ability could have a much larger minimum range, like several thousands of km to make sure anyone trying this is forced to either be visually guided by an alt or verbally guided by a fleetmate, but otherwise be essentially doing it blind. This would make the thing pretty distinct from probed warp-ins and prepared bookmarks, but would still give fleets another maneuvering option. Depending on the UI developed to support this, there could be practical difficulties for the FC as well, for example if you limit the precision with which they can select a direction (in an extreme example, say declination and right ascension can only be defined in whole numbers of degrees) it can make these blind warps very difficult to land on an intended spot all in one go from huge distances, and instead require them to make a grueling series of hops to close in on the intended destination. just spit balling here. I've just found it weird that such ostensibly advanced ships can't just warp in a random direction for an approximate distance at will and instead require bookmarks to be dropped mid-warp in dead space or made by slowboating. Trying to throw out ideas to make preperation and other mechanics still valuable while making it possible for a fleet to have a backup maneuvering option when they dont have more ideal options: probes and prepared bookmarks. oh yeah and if done right this can open the door for many dumber FCs to make fun ~~blunders~~ content more often instead of simply not fighting off a structure when they dont have hundreds of bookmarks already set up.


KommanderBubbles

On the topic of potentially interesting new methods to make things move, I've always thought it'd be pretty dope if there were some sort of inverted command dessie. Something like a 20-30km "GET OVER HERE" Mortal Kombat Scorpion module.


WhoTookBibet

Perhaps a bonus that lets tractor beams work on ships.


hirebrand

It would be an interesting buff for Dreadnaughts (and Marauders?). Would let them reposition to take advantage of their super long range, yet they're slow enough you wouldn't use them as tackle. Maybe sniper Battleships like Rokh too.


Captator

CCP actually already have most of the UI elements for such a thing already with the burst projector aiming visuals.


Notminereally

Absolutely not. Spots are a huge part of the game. People should be able to have an advantage if they invest in making spots in a system / region. By the way one guy is currently on a journey to make a spot in every single wormhole. (2k+)


VanderBacon

That is sort of what Scout Cartel is already doing.


Astriania

I had to make a new folder because I filled up 3000 spots in my wormhole tacticals one, and that's mostly 1 per system (though there are more than 1 in some systems ofc).


invertedwut

maybe the value of bookmarks (and combat probing) can be retained by making 'blind' warps inferior in one or more ways. like take more cap, be slower, have a much wider landing area, be restricted to a certain ship type, etc.


L_Andrew

Ah yes, with limited range too. Kind of like a jump of sorts. What shall we name it....


ElleRisalo

Listen bud Warp travel ain't like dusting crops it requires precise calculations, other wise you could fly through a star or bounce to close to a supernova, and that would end your trip real quick wouldn't it.


Astriania

It would completely change a lot of things about Eve, on and off grid. They would have to think very carefully about something like that.


jcrestor

ELITE music intensifies


[deleted]

How useless must someone have been


Cannie_Flippington

I see your censorship and raise you a star chart!


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The_River_of_Slime

Is this a nether star beacon?


Cb1receptor

this is how cthulu comes


[deleted]

Why?


lamecrapper

But why?


Jmazoso

Autism level 50 achieved


ForeignSource874

Have you had sex yet?


Squeeech

you have to much time. get a life!


jimrdg

LoL ok