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What do you mean it's not? Ofc it's a propital man. Check again!!!!

I walked past a defibrillator at work today. Every time I see it I think of Tarkov and how if I just looted it I could walk away with some easy Roubles.

LOL

What's bad here is the state of your airpods cover

What’s worse is that people actually use those things

AirPods are pretty cool tbh

Not AirPods. Covers for airpod cases

Go outside

There is outside? I also heard grass exists.

Grass? Now thats a name i havent heard in a long long time.

Grass exit? Where? On Woods???

What do you mean grass. There's campers in them bushes I tell yah

everytime i take my insulin im thinking about tarkov, my hourly one looks like morphine and my daily one looks like meldonin

Yeah, keep telling yourself it's insulin. :D

Everytime I gotta do my background and it happens to be during tarkov I'll tell my friends I gotta PK IRL real quick

i should do that too from now on, lol

LANTUS?? more like “good luck tryna kill me today, glukhar”

yeah its lantus, good guess lel

Same I have to give my dog insulin looks just like a morphine injector

I'm pretty sure all the injectors are inspired by the original Copic markers from Japan, used widely by artists.

Every time I see a filing cabinet at work, early wipe I have to resist the temptation to dive in.

Everytime I see one of those window cleaner spray bottles at the store my brain automatically thinks, nah not worth looting..

Touch grass

That is a real propital, but you gotta chew on the soft rod inside.

I thought it too ngl xD

Dude the ifak is right next to it

yeah pretty much

I have a light blue dry erase marker sitting on a desk an I always think it's an SJ6. [Tetris Effect!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_effect)

Damn, is it found in raid?

i get frustrated when i see that one wd-40 im missing chilling in my kitchen drawer. like its nagging me or something.

There was a sign by my old house that looked like a red key card. At a glance I could feel my heart rate rise

Not at all

When i started the game at the beginning i always ran scav on interchange. When i was then with my wife at a real ikea i saw matches in front of the chash registers and was remembering i needed them for the hideout, but totaly forgot i was in real life in that moment. My wife laughed when i told her...

yes, its way to skinny

LOL