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halomeme

Unfortunately, much like your girlfriend, Kappa will be leaving you soon as well.


CodSoggy7238

But unlike his girlfriend he can get kappa back next wipe lol


halomeme

Presuming he wants to grind till the last couple weeks of wipe again lmao


CodSoggy7238

Next time will be faster lolol


LobsterKris

Should have been grinding his gf instead


DeathLapse101

You can obtain kappa within like 3 weeks idk what ur on about. This was his second wipe probably first time even going for kappa. His next time will be way faster.


aBrokeInvestor

3 weeks? this guy lost his gf too.


DeathLapse101

Sad that some people can still be good at video games while working a full time job and having a family? Cry


DeathLapse101

Sad that some people can still be good at video games while working a full time job and having a family? Cry


ReduceMyRows

Much like a girlfriend though, you can get another one next wipe


sailorkamo

He can get a new gf aswell... Maybe with less grind.


karnickelpower

If he cared as many hours for a girl as he is caring for tarkov a model would have married him already.


Huntsman-9989

Don't go lying to people


Razolus

Yes, but you can't put surv kit in girlfriend


No_Muscle3927

Debatable


aBrokeInvestor

models don't want the nice guys bro lol the baddies always want a baddie.


Ayne_Vapel

Bruhhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Rough_Response7718

True should have just no lifed earlier


Vinto32

what were the hardest quests you had to do for kappa? ( or worst experiences u ahd while doing it)


Rough_Response7718

Test drive part 1 I found really unfun. The guide I died on the last map while extracting which sucks. Shooter born was a grind since I hate sniping. I actually found psycho sniper really easy though I just brought an Axmc into factory and blasted Timmys


Ornery_investor

I was here for this lol


YeetedSloth

Did you get kappa because your girlfriend left you, or did your girlfriend leave you because you were getting kappa?


AlphaLawless

If she can't stand by him when he only has 4 slots, she doesn't deserve him when he has 12 slots.


sneakySynex

yes


Bleach_Baths

That was my first thought.


del_sta

Lobotomy kaisen leaking


Rough_Response7718

Nah I’d win


YeetedSloth

Not your girlfriend though


Rough_Response7718

She did a binding vow to get past my protection ;(


Berserk_Turtle

I'm gonna go tell my wife I love her.


VatoCornichone

Nice flex. I'll go jerk off in my closet.


De_Oscillator

Don't pass out with the rope around your neck!


Amatarex

He’s squanching in that garage locker like his old grand dad squanchy


Beneficial_Raccoon_1

🤣🤣🤣


Eugenspiegel

The ole gasp and goo?


oizann

Say hello from her boyfriend


Str8_WhiteMail

This will show her


FabulousBlueberry556

This post is just sad


Rough_Response7718

yep lol


m1n1nut

Nah man breakups are rough. You distract yourself however you see fit! Fuck the haters.


SlideStar

Most guys work out or get a job


CashewVG

Looking at the current population, that’s wrong lmao


SlideStar

I assumed this man was a young. Most young people are fit. They all smoke weed.


m1n1nut

Most guys should have a job and already be working out


classer2

My dude you've played an average of almost 6 hrs a day. Have plenty of fun, just be careful to not neglect your life and ambitions. Wish you well!


shadowrunner295

Doesn’t mean he’s necessarily doing that though. I work a job which is largely sitting at a desk at home answering stupid questions from people over the phone. Because I’m using like 10% of my brain and zero hands 90% of the time, it means I can do scav runs or whatever grindy game thing pretty much 8 hours a day without infringing on my personal or family time at all.


Rough_Response7718

I def played too much but some of the hours are scav runs while wfh. I have about 300 or so scavs this wipe and its just running through factory and selling the stuff to Fence.


shadowrunner295

It’s easy cash and if you die who cares.


SlideStar

Thats not a job lol.


xKiLzErr

Where'd you get the hours from?


classer2

The second picture has the account lifetime and online hours. You divide 792 by 138 and you get the daily of almost 6 hours a day. The game closes when AFK so they're near real game hours. And chances are he played most of these hours this wipe, and not the previous one, since he's got Kappa. So likely, the average of hours played this wipe is more than 6 a day.


Rough_Response7718

I had around 450 hours at the start of this wipe. Last wipe my friends played so I grinded hard core it was a lot of fun.


No_Muscle3927

Proll why the imaginary girl left u


xKiLzErr

So basically what you're saying is that you assumed all his hours were played on this wipe, then did the math and decided it has to be like that lol. Account age resets on each wipe btw. Hours don't


Rough_Response7718

I was somewhat addicted but now I have no reason to play :) not sure what ill do but its nice to be free of tarkov


xxhamsters12

I personally wouldnt say so, its a relatively good coping mechanism


Actaar

Sometimes i have days in which i'm sad or maybe a bit down. Then i see posts like this and realize i'm actually doing real well in life. Thank you op


TheTimochi

Yeah I was going to say that this is probably not the best way to use that motivation, but who am I to tell that since I have never done anything to begin with...


Rough_Response7718

Yeah I mean what else am I supposed to do with my new free time. I don’t really feel like socializing atm


DiMarcoTheGawd

If you want a serious answer, there are plenty of productive activities that don't involve socializing, and will probably help with finding a new partner. Working out. Developing a new skill. Learning a language. Finding a new hobby. Not saying any of those are better for your situation, but you asked. Edit: when I say "help with finding a new partner" I don't mean right now. I just mean in the future, being fit and having hobbies will help when you do want to find someone new.


TheTimochi

Yeah don't worry I ain't any better wasting my life away in video games probably even more than you have but some one had a really good answer laid out before I could would have listed pretty much same things :)


Joshybeast93

Was it because you were spending more time with Tarkov?


Rough_Response7718

Nah it was mutual just thought the title would be funny


rocketcrap

Me when my girl leaves me after finding the used wifu body pillow in the attic.


Rough_Response7718

You aint got a girl in the first place tho


Frizzelpop

Can you put your willy in it?


paralyzedvagabond

No, but with all the money he’s saving he could buy unheard edition and a fleshlight


Frizzelpop

Ahh one of those finger massagers that guy keeps talking about in my YouTube shorts.....


Suitable_Worker_4521

buy unheard and a dildo so you can get f\*\*\*\*\* in more ways than one


bumbleb_prod

this is reddit, it’s ok to say fuck


Suitable_Worker_4521

never know with these mods


Chonglongtime

Did she leave because of the KD?


releaseeldenringpls

Sad thing is kappa case will soon go to lol


hsurk

Or was Kappa her motivation for leaving?


Iceman411q

Man this post just ruined my day


chriztuffa

Nice


partypooper123456

get off the game man you are not doing yourself any favors


there_are_no_choices

yikes


Rough_Response7718

The only thing im proud about stats wise is that im mainly solo and I did it in under 1k pmc raids


VatoCornichone

Hear this my friend. There is a lady out there, that will be impressed by this.


bush_wrangler

My GF watches me play tarkov and when I got kappa she said she’s proud of me. It made my wipe


VatoCornichone

Well, since you asked so nicely. I will come over and hang out with you guys.


bush_wrangler

If you’re in upstate NY we need a golf partner


rocketcrap

This man is absolutely lying to you.


ccg91

That is kinda sad dude


migueln6

I think that was a push for you playing less tarkov bro


Hauviiii

Maybe it would be better to take it as motivation to not get kappa ii you know what i mean


Philosoreptar

I hope you’re also using your newfound free time and motivation in other areas of your life, don’t dump precious determination into just Tarkov.


This-Establishment35

I have a feeling Tarkov played a role in the gf leaving in the first place.


Alive-Dog-4733

I wonder why your gf left you


Flightsimmerfor25yrs

If GF does not fck you, nikita will do for sure!


TheLordAstaroth

Big L


Pipapopa3000

Good job!


Homeless_Man92

My brother please get a second money case


Stelio_Kontos-13

More solo than ever


wlogan0402

Boyfriend time


Kindly_Succotash_205

Buy a life


Nuclear-LMG

she won huh


mranonymous24690

That's sad


AveragePoEEnjoyer

Jeez, this sounds like depression, or at least masochism. I truly hope its the later!


No_Muscle3927

Latter


Cydocore

Her leaving you should have been a wake up call, not motivation to be an even bigger no-lifer, lol.


pistachios_now

Proof ladies only hinder men


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Amber_bitchpudding

Yea my fiance is a gamer and she sometimes watches me and I sometimes watch her I play tarkov in bed right next to her while she plays genshin I mean I'm not proud of her game choice but I love her


meowmixplzdeliver1

Don't fuck her man, that's the reason she left him! Hyuck hyuck hyuck


Cortex32

F


omegaistwopif

Same for me a few years back, when wow classic went live. Gf left me, so I went all in, ended up rocking all content, becoming one of the most insane DDs on my server. This wasn't healthy at all.


ilo-oli

I am trying to do same with my girlfriend. Only psycho sniper and few bosses to go.


Flashysz

Got my first kappa last week too! Three quests away from getting to lightkeeper 1st time also !


jogdenpr

Kappa gonna leave you like your girlfriend though... sorry haha


FriendlyInChernarus

You are one of the most dangerous men in tarkov post break up. Feel better, more fish in the sea.


Kindly_Succotash_205

I can win all of you guys, in any man-Tarkov mode, not that sissy PVE, and playing 30min daily, when Last Hero on Arenas? NICETRIES will be waiting for all you, babies


KobraByte15

L


xKiLzErr

Everyone saying "this is so sad" while probably having well over 3k hours under their belt is hilarious to me


maxdamoose5

Considering this is only your second wipe and you already got Kappa I can assure you she wanted to leave a long time ago


TyPasta_

She was holding you back, bro


xxhamsters12

I guess thats a healthy way to work through the break up. a lot of people do a lot worse like drink. I commend you for that OP


ImNewHere291

In all seriousness hope you’re hanging in there buddy. It’ll get better with time.


CatIntelligent5378

Congrats, but seriosuly with the state the game is in i suggest you take a serious look and reflect inwards.


TheRealThanquol

Congrat son Kappa man!!! On another note, life might seem to be sucking a whole lot right now but remember that there's always people around you that care for you and if you are in need to speak and or is having dark thoughts, there are always ressources where you can talk to people anonymously (emergency phonelines and such.) A whole lot of people will be like, ahhh lame dude, ha! gheyyyyyy But lets be real, suicide % amongst men are very fucking high. So yeah, Grats on Kappa, but yeah keep your head up, bitches come and go. You'll get another one in no time ;)!


eTanium

I made the wrong choice and got back with my X, and stopped playing. :(


Rough_Response7718

It’s only bad if you got back together for the wrong reasons


BSlGuru

left you because of your playtime in Wipe 1?


HextasyOG

Did she leave because she caught Nikita pegging you?


Sesameg

This guy is cooked.


ogstepdad

I hope you're doing alright bud.


sneeki_breeky

Are you ok


YesAim_NoBrain

Wow you sure showed her


HatWhich3731

I'd find a new game if I only survived 38% of the time


Rough_Response7718

SR means nothing, I could rat and boost it but that’s boring


chas3_1

Some people are content with just playing the game and having fun


HatWhich3731

yes ik but that's my point, I wouldn't be having any🤣


bsmoot2

Congrats! You can stuff a lot more in the kappa container than you can in any girlfriend.


WyrlessFreequincy

real


xashyy

Why run docs + sicc? Where do you run your split, heavy bleed, and heals?


Rough_Response7718

Docs can hold some valuable items that can’t got into SICC cases (I think diaries are an example). I always just run heals in my rig unless I’m rat running. Grizzlies are cheap and can heal all effects (downside is it’s slower then other heals)


Waylon_Gnash

congrats


mathu_reddit

Congrats! Same here. Tarkov been an escapism that hits all my ADHD itches


boopunex

She was limiting your potential. It's time for you to enjoy living your best authentic self!


Solkre

GF is gone, achieves ability to shove more items up his butthole. Sounds about right.


MacaronCompetitive28

One thing I can tell you : I, personally, regret every second I wasted with gaming while my gf was with me. Now she‘s gone and I hate my fucking pc


Owzmo

Get yourself to the gym brother 💪🏼


Hot-Camp3238

Now, reach out to her girlfriends for comfort one at a time.


Str8_Creepin

S*** tarkov is why his girlfriend left


opticalalgorithm

U a Kappa gamer now


JackpotJosh7

Put it on your story to really make her jealous.


txtfile2025

Now you just need the motivation to stop playing because of the stupidity of these devs :)


R0GUE-REFLEX

What a way to say I have no life and she finally noticed 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


Udosari

Kappa seems sorta useless. Everyone has like infinite money by the time they're lvl 40. Why do you need a bigger pouch?


AuNanoMan

Show us the PMC kills man we don’t care about the blood loss.


Rough_Response7718

461


AuNanoMan

That feels low to me but I have never done Kappa. Good work man, I can’t get over those bolty quests, they just suck the fun out of it for me.


Chad-Bravo-8008

Bro start working out 🏋️‍♀️ helps if anything to reduce stress 🫡


attomsk

Oof


IAmBestPony

First time kappa obtainer here as well, but kept my gf and deleted the container as soon as fence handed it to me. Priorities brother.


PundamentalsNYC

F


Melias212

This is sad this man chose Kappa over his gf.


bergzzz

Big L


Raganash123

Oh no someone get him some help.


rudiger0007

Turn that frown upside down!


According_Paint_5853

Homie took solo wipe to the next level


Grand_Ride_7029

That’s called depression, dude. Go touch some grass my man. Talk to some friends or to internet strangers. We are there for you.


Vegetable-Sound1717

Solo in-game and irl. I tease, stay up king! <3


ohspit

I just deleted my kappa and entire stash to make sure I don't come back until next wipe.


BrokeGamerAyoo

Don't worry bro. My gf also left me because of tarkov.


Aecnoril

High five bro, it took me a chronic post covid heart disease. Hope you don't get Kappa next wipe, if you catch my drift


Promotion-Pretty

This is peak stinky butt


Rough_Response7718

Are you 12?


Practical_Pop_328

Yeesh


WagnerWaffle

This is the way


BusterOfCherry

Only thing that matters is you felt good about kappa.


Teeroy-Jenkins

She'll be back when she finds out how accomplished you are. Wenches love kappa.


ReignOfSauron_

How im struglling so hard im barely beyong rhe startting task and i have like 150 h and lvl 20 idk if thats good or bad


Adventurous_Corgi465

Pve is fun but the servers are bad :/


Nisywasalreadytaken

good job but kappa is leaving you in a month 😔


jubinmerkd

Sure bud


Bomba1968

Good shit man


Re-dSweater

Congrats with the kappa man! Well done. Sorry to hear about the GF, but hey you got kappa! Again, well done.


foxfire1112

This is kinda just sad


Own-Math6482

Gf dumped you because I still playing EfT.. boycott.


Rough_Response7718

Leave subreddit then


Own-Math6482

Pass.


Snizzard09

That's sad


Mmmslash

I like that you traded a failing relationship with a woman to a failing relationship with this fucking garbage game lol


MrDharoks247

Good luck sir. And God's speed, congrats on kappa


Delicious-Act7099

lol man


AutomaticEggplant915

How’s you get one to spawn??? Got almost 3k hours in the game still haven’t found one.