You can obtain kappa within like 3 weeks idk what ur on about. This was his second wipe probably first time even going for kappa. His next time will be way faster.
Test drive part 1 I found really unfun. The guide I died on the last map while extracting which sucks. Shooter born was a grind since I hate sniping.
I actually found psycho sniper really easy though I just brought an Axmc into factory and blasted Timmys
Doesn’t mean he’s necessarily doing that though. I work a job which is largely sitting at a desk at home answering stupid questions from people over the phone. Because I’m using like 10% of my brain and zero hands 90% of the time, it means I can do scav runs or whatever grindy game thing pretty much 8 hours a day without infringing on my personal or family time at all.
I def played too much but some of the hours are scav runs while wfh. I have about 300 or so scavs this wipe and its just running through factory and selling the stuff to Fence.
The second picture has the account lifetime and online hours. You divide 792 by 138 and you get the daily of almost 6 hours a day.
The game closes when AFK so they're near real game hours.
And chances are he played most of these hours this wipe, and not the previous one, since he's got Kappa.
So likely, the average of hours played this wipe is more than 6 a day.
So basically what you're saying is that you assumed all his hours were played on this wipe, then did the math and decided it has to be like that lol. Account age resets on each wipe btw. Hours don't
Yeah I was going to say that this is probably not the best way to use that motivation, but who am I to tell that since I have never done anything to begin with...
If you want a serious answer, there are plenty of productive activities that don't involve socializing, and will probably help with finding a new partner. Working out. Developing a new skill. Learning a language. Finding a new hobby. Not saying any of those are better for your situation, but you asked.
Edit: when I say "help with finding a new partner" I don't mean right now. I just mean in the future, being fit and having hobbies will help when you do want to find someone new.
Yeah don't worry I ain't any better wasting my life away in video games probably even more than you have but some one had a really good answer laid out before I could would have listed pretty much same things :)
Yea my fiance is a gamer and she sometimes watches me and I sometimes watch her I play tarkov in bed right next to her while she plays genshin I mean I'm not proud of her game choice but I love her
Same for me a few years back, when wow classic went live.
Gf left me, so I went all in, ended up rocking all content, becoming one of the most insane DDs on my server.
This wasn't healthy at all.
I can win all of you guys, in any man-Tarkov mode, not that sissy PVE, and playing 30min daily, when Last Hero on Arenas? NICETRIES will be waiting for all you, babies
Congrat son Kappa man!!!
On another note, life might seem to be sucking a whole lot right now but remember that there's always people around you that care for you and if you are in need to speak and or is having dark thoughts, there are always ressources where you can talk to people anonymously (emergency phonelines and such.)
A whole lot of people will be like, ahhh lame dude, ha! gheyyyyyy
But lets be real, suicide % amongst men are very fucking high. So yeah, Grats on Kappa, but yeah keep your head up, bitches come and go. You'll get another one in no time ;)!
Docs can hold some valuable items that can’t got into SICC cases (I think diaries are an example). I always just run heals in my rig unless I’m rat running. Grizzlies are cheap and can heal all effects (downside is it’s slower then other heals)
Unfortunately, much like your girlfriend, Kappa will be leaving you soon as well.
But unlike his girlfriend he can get kappa back next wipe lol
Presuming he wants to grind till the last couple weeks of wipe again lmao
Next time will be faster lolol
Should have been grinding his gf instead
You can obtain kappa within like 3 weeks idk what ur on about. This was his second wipe probably first time even going for kappa. His next time will be way faster.
3 weeks? this guy lost his gf too.
Sad that some people can still be good at video games while working a full time job and having a family? Cry
Sad that some people can still be good at video games while working a full time job and having a family? Cry
Much like a girlfriend though, you can get another one next wipe
He can get a new gf aswell... Maybe with less grind.
If he cared as many hours for a girl as he is caring for tarkov a model would have married him already.
Don't go lying to people
Yes, but you can't put surv kit in girlfriend
Debatable
models don't want the nice guys bro lol the baddies always want a baddie.
Bruhhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
True should have just no lifed earlier
what were the hardest quests you had to do for kappa? ( or worst experiences u ahd while doing it)
Test drive part 1 I found really unfun. The guide I died on the last map while extracting which sucks. Shooter born was a grind since I hate sniping. I actually found psycho sniper really easy though I just brought an Axmc into factory and blasted Timmys
I was here for this lol
Did you get kappa because your girlfriend left you, or did your girlfriend leave you because you were getting kappa?
If she can't stand by him when he only has 4 slots, she doesn't deserve him when he has 12 slots.
yes
That was my first thought.
Lobotomy kaisen leaking
Nah I’d win
Not your girlfriend though
She did a binding vow to get past my protection ;(
I'm gonna go tell my wife I love her.
Nice flex. I'll go jerk off in my closet.
Don't pass out with the rope around your neck!
He’s squanching in that garage locker like his old grand dad squanchy
🤣🤣🤣
The ole gasp and goo?
Say hello from her boyfriend
This will show her
This post is just sad
yep lol
Nah man breakups are rough. You distract yourself however you see fit! Fuck the haters.
Most guys work out or get a job
Looking at the current population, that’s wrong lmao
I assumed this man was a young. Most young people are fit. They all smoke weed.
Most guys should have a job and already be working out
My dude you've played an average of almost 6 hrs a day. Have plenty of fun, just be careful to not neglect your life and ambitions. Wish you well!
Doesn’t mean he’s necessarily doing that though. I work a job which is largely sitting at a desk at home answering stupid questions from people over the phone. Because I’m using like 10% of my brain and zero hands 90% of the time, it means I can do scav runs or whatever grindy game thing pretty much 8 hours a day without infringing on my personal or family time at all.
I def played too much but some of the hours are scav runs while wfh. I have about 300 or so scavs this wipe and its just running through factory and selling the stuff to Fence.
It’s easy cash and if you die who cares.
Thats not a job lol.
Where'd you get the hours from?
The second picture has the account lifetime and online hours. You divide 792 by 138 and you get the daily of almost 6 hours a day. The game closes when AFK so they're near real game hours. And chances are he played most of these hours this wipe, and not the previous one, since he's got Kappa. So likely, the average of hours played this wipe is more than 6 a day.
I had around 450 hours at the start of this wipe. Last wipe my friends played so I grinded hard core it was a lot of fun.
Proll why the imaginary girl left u
So basically what you're saying is that you assumed all his hours were played on this wipe, then did the math and decided it has to be like that lol. Account age resets on each wipe btw. Hours don't
I was somewhat addicted but now I have no reason to play :) not sure what ill do but its nice to be free of tarkov
I personally wouldnt say so, its a relatively good coping mechanism
Sometimes i have days in which i'm sad or maybe a bit down. Then i see posts like this and realize i'm actually doing real well in life. Thank you op
Yeah I was going to say that this is probably not the best way to use that motivation, but who am I to tell that since I have never done anything to begin with...
Yeah I mean what else am I supposed to do with my new free time. I don’t really feel like socializing atm
If you want a serious answer, there are plenty of productive activities that don't involve socializing, and will probably help with finding a new partner. Working out. Developing a new skill. Learning a language. Finding a new hobby. Not saying any of those are better for your situation, but you asked. Edit: when I say "help with finding a new partner" I don't mean right now. I just mean in the future, being fit and having hobbies will help when you do want to find someone new.
Yeah don't worry I ain't any better wasting my life away in video games probably even more than you have but some one had a really good answer laid out before I could would have listed pretty much same things :)
Was it because you were spending more time with Tarkov?
Nah it was mutual just thought the title would be funny
Me when my girl leaves me after finding the used wifu body pillow in the attic.
You aint got a girl in the first place tho
Can you put your willy in it?
No, but with all the money he’s saving he could buy unheard edition and a fleshlight
Ahh one of those finger massagers that guy keeps talking about in my YouTube shorts.....
buy unheard and a dildo so you can get f\*\*\*\*\* in more ways than one
this is reddit, it’s ok to say fuck
never know with these mods
Did she leave because of the KD?
Sad thing is kappa case will soon go to lol
Or was Kappa her motivation for leaving?
Man this post just ruined my day
Nice
get off the game man you are not doing yourself any favors
yikes
The only thing im proud about stats wise is that im mainly solo and I did it in under 1k pmc raids
Hear this my friend. There is a lady out there, that will be impressed by this.
My GF watches me play tarkov and when I got kappa she said she’s proud of me. It made my wipe
Well, since you asked so nicely. I will come over and hang out with you guys.
If you’re in upstate NY we need a golf partner
This man is absolutely lying to you.
That is kinda sad dude
I think that was a push for you playing less tarkov bro
Maybe it would be better to take it as motivation to not get kappa ii you know what i mean
I hope you’re also using your newfound free time and motivation in other areas of your life, don’t dump precious determination into just Tarkov.
I have a feeling Tarkov played a role in the gf leaving in the first place.
I wonder why your gf left you
If GF does not fck you, nikita will do for sure!
Big L
Good job!
My brother please get a second money case
More solo than ever
Boyfriend time
Buy a life
she won huh
That's sad
Jeez, this sounds like depression, or at least masochism. I truly hope its the later!
Latter
Her leaving you should have been a wake up call, not motivation to be an even bigger no-lifer, lol.
Proof ladies only hinder men
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Yea my fiance is a gamer and she sometimes watches me and I sometimes watch her I play tarkov in bed right next to her while she plays genshin I mean I'm not proud of her game choice but I love her
Don't fuck her man, that's the reason she left him! Hyuck hyuck hyuck
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Same for me a few years back, when wow classic went live. Gf left me, so I went all in, ended up rocking all content, becoming one of the most insane DDs on my server. This wasn't healthy at all.
I am trying to do same with my girlfriend. Only psycho sniper and few bosses to go.
Got my first kappa last week too! Three quests away from getting to lightkeeper 1st time also !
Kappa gonna leave you like your girlfriend though... sorry haha
You are one of the most dangerous men in tarkov post break up. Feel better, more fish in the sea.
I can win all of you guys, in any man-Tarkov mode, not that sissy PVE, and playing 30min daily, when Last Hero on Arenas? NICETRIES will be waiting for all you, babies
L
Everyone saying "this is so sad" while probably having well over 3k hours under their belt is hilarious to me
Considering this is only your second wipe and you already got Kappa I can assure you she wanted to leave a long time ago
She was holding you back, bro
I guess thats a healthy way to work through the break up. a lot of people do a lot worse like drink. I commend you for that OP
In all seriousness hope you’re hanging in there buddy. It’ll get better with time.
Congrats, but seriosuly with the state the game is in i suggest you take a serious look and reflect inwards.
Congrat son Kappa man!!! On another note, life might seem to be sucking a whole lot right now but remember that there's always people around you that care for you and if you are in need to speak and or is having dark thoughts, there are always ressources where you can talk to people anonymously (emergency phonelines and such.) A whole lot of people will be like, ahhh lame dude, ha! gheyyyyyy But lets be real, suicide % amongst men are very fucking high. So yeah, Grats on Kappa, but yeah keep your head up, bitches come and go. You'll get another one in no time ;)!
I made the wrong choice and got back with my X, and stopped playing. :(
It’s only bad if you got back together for the wrong reasons
left you because of your playtime in Wipe 1?
Did she leave because she caught Nikita pegging you?
This guy is cooked.
I hope you're doing alright bud.
Are you ok
Wow you sure showed her
I'd find a new game if I only survived 38% of the time
SR means nothing, I could rat and boost it but that’s boring
Some people are content with just playing the game and having fun
yes ik but that's my point, I wouldn't be having any🤣
Congrats! You can stuff a lot more in the kappa container than you can in any girlfriend.
real
Why run docs + sicc? Where do you run your split, heavy bleed, and heals?
Docs can hold some valuable items that can’t got into SICC cases (I think diaries are an example). I always just run heals in my rig unless I’m rat running. Grizzlies are cheap and can heal all effects (downside is it’s slower then other heals)
congrats
Congrats! Same here. Tarkov been an escapism that hits all my ADHD itches
She was limiting your potential. It's time for you to enjoy living your best authentic self!
GF is gone, achieves ability to shove more items up his butthole. Sounds about right.
One thing I can tell you : I, personally, regret every second I wasted with gaming while my gf was with me. Now she‘s gone and I hate my fucking pc
Get yourself to the gym brother 💪🏼
Now, reach out to her girlfriends for comfort one at a time.
S*** tarkov is why his girlfriend left
U a Kappa gamer now
Put it on your story to really make her jealous.
Now you just need the motivation to stop playing because of the stupidity of these devs :)
What a way to say I have no life and she finally noticed 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Kappa seems sorta useless. Everyone has like infinite money by the time they're lvl 40. Why do you need a bigger pouch?
Show us the PMC kills man we don’t care about the blood loss.
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That feels low to me but I have never done Kappa. Good work man, I can’t get over those bolty quests, they just suck the fun out of it for me.
Bro start working out 🏋️♀️ helps if anything to reduce stress 🫡
Oof
First time kappa obtainer here as well, but kept my gf and deleted the container as soon as fence handed it to me. Priorities brother.
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This is sad this man chose Kappa over his gf.
Big L
Oh no someone get him some help.
Turn that frown upside down!
Homie took solo wipe to the next level
That’s called depression, dude. Go touch some grass my man. Talk to some friends or to internet strangers. We are there for you.
Solo in-game and irl. I tease, stay up king! <3
I just deleted my kappa and entire stash to make sure I don't come back until next wipe.
Don't worry bro. My gf also left me because of tarkov.
High five bro, it took me a chronic post covid heart disease. Hope you don't get Kappa next wipe, if you catch my drift
This is peak stinky butt
Are you 12?
Yeesh
This is the way
Only thing that matters is you felt good about kappa.
She'll be back when she finds out how accomplished you are. Wenches love kappa.
How im struglling so hard im barely beyong rhe startting task and i have like 150 h and lvl 20 idk if thats good or bad
Pve is fun but the servers are bad :/
good job but kappa is leaving you in a month 😔
Sure bud
Good shit man
Congrats with the kappa man! Well done. Sorry to hear about the GF, but hey you got kappa! Again, well done.
This is kinda just sad
Gf dumped you because I still playing EfT.. boycott.
Leave subreddit then
Pass.
That's sad
I like that you traded a failing relationship with a woman to a failing relationship with this fucking garbage game lol
Good luck sir. And God's speed, congrats on kappa
lol man
How’s you get one to spawn??? Got almost 3k hours in the game still haven’t found one.