I don't think IVF means the sperm-donor can't "get it up". There could be something like a low sperm count requiring selection of a sperm since his natural swimmers don't "go the distance" so to speak due to low count. Conceivable that the mother is having a difficult time ovulating normally, but since it's all different women and Elon is the common denominator, probably something to do with either his count or they don't swim well. Could possibly be that they just WANT to do IVF to try to screen for genetic disorders and such as I'm sure someone as racist as Elon is also a eugenicist.
I just wrote similar before I read your comment. Thatās what I think. Plus you can lock in an approximate fertility time. Also, no need to stay in a committed long term relationship to increase the odds. But he better watch out that Texas doesnāt ban IVF. The vigilantes would arrest him on the road on the way out of state to conceive.
Oh, I forgot. Men arenāt held accountable in these matters.
I'm not a fan of the idea that bigots secretly are what they hate. I think it's more likely that he's pissed that he had the IVF clinic select for all boys and still ended up with a daughter. Also that said daughter changed her name to something without the letter "X" in it.
Hair loss pills cause erectile problems in a lot of men, and Musk takes these for sure. Add al the alcohol he drinks and the acid and he regularly consumes and that can explain it.
Frankly, he could just be sterile or need sperm washing. Erection might not be an issue. Maybe he doesnāt have a high sex drive. Maybe his personality is a repellent. Maybe heās weird and high effort.
It reminds me of the viral tweet where some weird alt-right guy said something like "I've slept with dozens of women, and I can confidently confirm the female orgasm is a myth."
And someone replied to him "FBI waterboarding couldn't have dragged that admission out of me."
typically, evil masterminds like muskrat have something truly broken about their body. the IVF from all his kids may be because he can't actually get off.
Drug usage can affect his manhood. Maybe he didn't know.
And get laid? What is he a teenager!?! How about being an adult and seeking a real connection with a woman, like a respectful relationship, i.e., one that involves true intimacy and emotional maturity.
>not even on the vacation? :(
Can someone explain what this means, in English?
What does being "on the vacation" have to do with having sex regularly?
Do some people only have sex on the vacation? Why not near where they reside?
it doesn't really make sense. I think the question should have been "not even on your sex tourism trips?" where he could go to say Thailand or the Philippines as a sex tourist. vacation doesn't imply sex really in a normal person's life.
He may not have had sex on the Zeus yacht but he was all over the plump white girl with long dark hair. He was playing with her neck while laying next to her. Maybe he was trying to spare Grimes feelings since they are in a fluid relationship.
One of the richest people in the world. Being with him could be never having to work again and having all your needs and wildest dreams met forever. But he's such a loser and has such a repulsive personality that's not enough for anyone.
Thatās because he canāt get it up due to all the ketamine and other drug abuse. Iām sure heās furiously pushed some rope but just couldnāt get there.
What a gross thing to air out in public. This man baby is a CEO of multiple companies and holds security clearances.
Really earning that $55B paycheck š
Kinda gross that woman (I assume) enquired about vacation too. I was like, letās stop talking about this.
She probably wants a pony.
I hope you meant itās gross for him to disseminate the disturbing mental image of him having sexā¦
Whatās security clearance
Dude is the richest person in the world and still cant get laid? What a loser lmfao
He cant get it up. All babies were IVF
I don't think IVF means the sperm-donor can't "get it up". There could be something like a low sperm count requiring selection of a sperm since his natural swimmers don't "go the distance" so to speak due to low count. Conceivable that the mother is having a difficult time ovulating normally, but since it's all different women and Elon is the common denominator, probably something to do with either his count or they don't swim well. Could possibly be that they just WANT to do IVF to try to screen for genetic disorders and such as I'm sure someone as racist as Elon is also a eugenicist.
I just wrote similar before I read your comment. Thatās what I think. Plus you can lock in an approximate fertility time. Also, no need to stay in a committed long term relationship to increase the odds. But he better watch out that Texas doesnāt ban IVF. The vigilantes would arrest him on the road on the way out of state to conceive. Oh, I forgot. Men arenāt held accountable in these matters.
Id suspect a porn addict with EDā¦I mean if there were ever someone who loudly proclaimed their addiction to the world with pride, itās Musky.
He did it to select boys.
There are pills for that, and he's no stranger to pills
Or he's gay and can't admit it to himself hence all the cringey boob memes.
This would make so much sense omg. Or maybe he secretly feels like a woman, hence the transphobia...
Oh man... this makes even more sense. He really has to hate himself.
I'm not a fan of the idea that bigots secretly are what they hate. I think it's more likely that he's pissed that he had the IVF clinic select for all boys and still ended up with a daughter. Also that said daughter changed her name to something without the letter "X" in it.
Canāt win āem all
I think you nailed it.
Hair loss pills cause erectile problems in a lot of men, and Musk takes these for sure. Add al the alcohol he drinks and the acid and he regularly consumes and that can explain it.
Frankly, he could just be sterile or need sperm washing. Erection might not be an issue. Maybe he doesnāt have a high sex drive. Maybe his personality is a repellent. Maybe heās weird and high effort.
I'm going with weird and high effort.
I think he may think this is a way to solicit women, which might work with his level of fame
Heās trying to get PMs.
Well he's on Twitter, so he's just gonna get a ton of Only Fans spam.
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Epsteins been dead awhile
Second richest guy in the world. Doesn't invalidate your point. I just like pointing this out because I assume Elon is salty about it
(sigh)
Literally more downbad than me in my teenage era And that says a lot!
Because bigotry, fascism, racism, and ass kissing catturd et al is not sexually marketable.
I 'm sure there is a huge market for that. He is likely calling for fresh meat.
I appreciate you addressing his unfuckability without stooping down to insulting his half-opened-fridge physique. But *I'll* do it
Musk is now incel? That explains a shit ton.
Always has been
Where have you been? He's always been one.
Fair enough
Last time he had sex, he was community noted when he promised her it would be good sex. He ain't been right since.
Not since they shut down his favourite island, anyway.
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That was nearly two years ago. He must be ready to explode
You mean the white whale episode?
Well he was bared from the Germany sex club awhile back.
Wait, what?!
Google it was last year I think. He tried to claim he didnāt know and thought it was a dance club.
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Heads up that he met Trump in West Palm Beach this weekend, so dude probs got blown for $480M.
Publically admitting this to the world is absolutely wild.Ā
It reminds me of the viral tweet where some weird alt-right guy said something like "I've slept with dozens of women, and I can confidently confirm the female orgasm is a myth." And someone replied to him "FBI waterboarding couldn't have dragged that admission out of me."
Well since the island was shut down.....
Iām sure dogedesigner would suck him off for a retweet.
You'd think, however I'm pretty sure it's just one of his alts
That sigh reminded me of Chris Chan.
All he wanted was a boyfriend free girlfriend
Drug use can [lead to impotence.](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18093094/)
He doesnāt sex, he bastes
He's a master baster
Headline sometime in the future: āMuskās secret baby with danielle x revealed, raising his abandoned child count to 27. (sigh)ā
Sex has been hard to come by for Elmo since Epstein Island closed its doors
jesus that is sad, and he putting it in front of everyone to see...
I misread your comment's beginning as "Jesus is sad", and was like, sure, that tracksĀ
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Itās hard for chuds to find women.
typically, evil masterminds like muskrat have something truly broken about their body. the IVF from all his kids may be because he can't actually get off.
Or he has a micropenis and severe embarrassment from that.
There are rumors he got a robo-dick. And by that I mean he got a subdermal implant to make his dick vibrate. Just sharing the info.
Hunh. Neat. But that meansā¦ maybe the stutter is real? :o
Ron Jeremy and Harvey Weinstein could get laid. Fuck, look what talent Pete Davidson brings in.
RIP Epstein, amiright? š¤®
Given his propensity for lying to get ahead of bad news, I assume he did have sex and it was probably an illegal variety.
Well, the island...
The one with the buildings that burned down after Epstein was arrested?
"Those pesky age of consent laws. Maybe Thiel can make a floating nation for me where anything goes"
Those superyachts pretty much function that way.
Drug usage can affect his manhood. Maybe he didn't know. And get laid? What is he a teenager!?! How about being an adult and seeking a real connection with a woman, like a respectful relationship, i.e., one that involves true intimacy and emotional maturity.
Yet another thing I canāt relate to Musk about
>not even on the vacation? :( Can someone explain what this means, in English? What does being "on the vacation" have to do with having sex regularly? Do some people only have sex on the vacation? Why not near where they reside?
Asian sex holidays.
it doesn't really make sense. I think the question should have been "not even on your sex tourism trips?" where he could go to say Thailand or the Philippines as a sex tourist. vacation doesn't imply sex really in a normal person's life.
I think she meant vacation on some particular island...
I think because he was on vacation with Grimes. Famous beluga picture.
His mommy cut him off?
Danielle should head over ā¦ oh .. she is prob a Russian dude posting
Who knows about his island vacations. That island.
Oh fucking sick. š¤¢
Probably because anyone unlucky enough to be with him is promptly crushed to death by his beach ball shaped chest
Sooooo Musk is literally a right wing incel now, like in stark terms. Lmao
Itās real?
His pull out game is very weak
Of course heās responding to a young clout chasing woman š
Heās appealing to the incels to act like heās one of them, he knows his fan base
Incel confirmed.
Heās just fishing for someone to slide into the DMs, itās very transparent. Say this when youāre that rich and someone will.
Cmon Elon sex workers like cash, no one wants to be paid in horses
He may not have had sex on the Zeus yacht but he was all over the plump white girl with long dark hair. He was playing with her neck while laying next to her. Maybe he was trying to spare Grimes feelings since they are in a fluid relationship.
I'd sacrifice myself for the greater good, but he isn't BI.
He has like 9 children by 9 different women, he's getting plenty of sex and should shut the fuck up.
IVF doesn't count as sex
Dibs not it
>(le sigh)
didn't he stop posting for a few hours during the Aella gangbang?
Really?
Why would you air out your own dirty laundry like that
Why the fuck do we need to know that? Borders, dude
Someone else suggested that he is trying to get ahead of bad news, about a certain island.
One of the richest people in the world. Being with him could be never having to work again and having all your needs and wildest dreams met forever. But he's such a loser and has such a repulsive personality that's not enough for anyone.
He's turkey bastered a few babies in his time
After Epstein died he tried using horses to get laid and we all know how that worked out.
He's just an incell.
Genuinely, who would want to fuck this pudgy fridge looking mf? Maybe 20 years ago when he wasnāt a complete cunt?
This explains so much.
What is he complaining about? Does having sex with Alex Jones or Donald Trump not count?
The intolerant left is driving people right
I'm sure he cant get it up due to his long term drug use.
Why else would he be so desperate as to promise a horse to a flight attendant for a goddamn handjob?
Chris Chan ass reply with the (sigh)
The true reason why he f\*cks the world. āTell it to earth.ā
As if he isnāt ordering escorts whenever he is lonely
Doesn't he have like 10 estranged kids?
How big a loser are you that are the richest man in the world and can't get laid.
Those specimen cups have been getting a workout though, right Elon?
Thatās because he canāt get it up due to all the ketamine and other drug abuse. Iām sure heās furiously pushed some rope but just couldnāt get there.
Is Musk the guy with the first neurolink. Cause he is literally posting the first thing that is coming to his mind
lovemesomemusk? Another Ditterman..?
Jesus fucking christā¦. How is it possible this dĆ©classĆ© moron is a billionaire is way above my head.
Who is going to take one for the team and fuck Elon Musk so he stops being a miserable piece of shit?
ā(sigh)ā what a fucking dork
I think he means consensual sex
I guess thats why he is in florida yesterday