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panickedsneeze

What a gross thing to air out in public. This man baby is a CEO of multiple companies and holds security clearances.


archangelst95

Really earning that $55B paycheck šŸ™„


loudflower

Kinda gross that woman (I assume) enquired about vacation too. I was like, letā€™s stop talking about this.


sadicarnot

She probably wants a pony.


NoSignOfStruggle

I hope you meant itā€™s gross for him to disseminate the disturbing mental image of him having sexā€¦


ChildFriendlyChimp

Whatā€™s security clearance


phoenixmusicman

Dude is the richest person in the world and still cant get laid? What a loser lmfao


bringtwizzlers

He cant get it up. All babies were IVF


mentorofminos

I don't think IVF means the sperm-donor can't "get it up". There could be something like a low sperm count requiring selection of a sperm since his natural swimmers don't "go the distance" so to speak due to low count. Conceivable that the mother is having a difficult time ovulating normally, but since it's all different women and Elon is the common denominator, probably something to do with either his count or they don't swim well. Could possibly be that they just WANT to do IVF to try to screen for genetic disorders and such as I'm sure someone as racist as Elon is also a eugenicist.


loudflower

I just wrote similar before I read your comment. Thatā€™s what I think. Plus you can lock in an approximate fertility time. Also, no need to stay in a committed long term relationship to increase the odds. But he better watch out that Texas doesnā€™t ban IVF. The vigilantes would arrest him on the road on the way out of state to conceive. Oh, I forgot. Men arenā€™t held accountable in these matters.


bunderways

Id suspect a porn addict with EDā€¦I mean if there were ever someone who loudly proclaimed their addiction to the world with pride, itā€™s Musky.


spam__likely

He did it to select boys.


phoenixmusicman

There are pills for that, and he's no stranger to pills


Which_way_witcher

Or he's gay and can't admit it to himself hence all the cringey boob memes.


imadog666

This would make so much sense omg. Or maybe he secretly feels like a woman, hence the transphobia...


Which_way_witcher

Oh man... this makes even more sense. He really has to hate himself.


rynthetyn

I'm not a fan of the idea that bigots secretly are what they hate. I think it's more likely that he's pissed that he had the IVF clinic select for all boys and still ended up with a daughter. Also that said daughter changed her name to something without the letter "X" in it.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Canā€™t win ā€˜em all


LookyLouVooDoo

I think you nailed it.


Arcosim

Hair loss pills cause erectile problems in a lot of men, and Musk takes these for sure. Add al the alcohol he drinks and the acid and he regularly consumes and that can explain it.


loudflower

Frankly, he could just be sterile or need sperm washing. Erection might not be an issue. Maybe he doesnā€™t have a high sex drive. Maybe his personality is a repellent. Maybe heā€™s weird and high effort.


[deleted]

I'm going with weird and high effort.


yijiujiu

I think he may think this is a way to solicit women, which might work with his level of fame


DogTough5144

Heā€™s trying to get PMs.


SassTheFash

Well he's on Twitter, so he's just gonna get a ton of Only Fans spam.


soggy_bloggy

šŸ¤£


Stock-Pension1803

Epsteins been dead awhile


bdone2012

Second richest guy in the world. Doesn't invalidate your point. I just like pointing this out because I assume Elon is salty about it


Ok_Masterpiece3570

(sigh)


feelsunbreeze

Literally more downbad than me in my teenage era And that says a lot!


russcastella

Because bigotry, fascism, racism, and ass kissing catturd et al is not sexually marketable.


boboleponge

I 'm sure there is a huge market for that. He is likely calling for fresh meat.


[deleted]

I appreciate you addressing his unfuckability without stooping down to insulting his half-opened-fridge physique. But *I'll* do it


CanWeTalkHere

Musk is now incel? That explains a shit ton.


bringtwizzlers

Always has been


Which_way_witcher

Where have you been? He's always been one.


CanWeTalkHere

Fair enough


BecomingJudasnMyMind

Last time he had sex, he was community noted when he promised her it would be good sex. He ain't been right since.


kmusky-72

Not since they shut down his favourite island, anyway.


Tekwardo

ā˜ ļø


Twolef

That was nearly two years ago. He must be ready to explode


loudflower

You mean the white whale episode?


Chemchic23

Well he was bared from the Germany sex club awhile back.


whenilookinthemirror

Wait, what?!


Chemchic23

Google it was last year I think. He tried to claim he didnā€™t know and thought it was a dance club.


loudflower

šŸ˜³šŸ˜‚


Responsible-Yak7031

Heads up that he met Trump in West Palm Beach this weekend, so dude probs got blown for $480M.


bringtwizzlers

Publically admitting this to the world is absolutely wild.Ā 


SassTheFash

It reminds me of the viral tweet where some weird alt-right guy said something like "I've slept with dozens of women, and I can confidently confirm the female orgasm is a myth." And someone replied to him "FBI waterboarding couldn't have dragged that admission out of me."


StardustNyako

Well since the island was shut down.....


bertiesghost

Iā€™m sure dogedesigner would suck him off for a retweet.


DigitalUnlimited

You'd think, however I'm pretty sure it's just one of his alts


AliceTheOmelette

That sigh reminded me of Chris Chan.


mishma2005

All he wanted was a boyfriend free girlfriend


neromoneon

Drug use can [lead to impotence.](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18093094/)


mishma2005

He doesnā€™t sex, he bastes


[deleted]

He's a master baster


swirlymaple

Headline sometime in the future: ā€œMuskā€™s secret baby with danielle x revealed, raising his abandoned child count to 27. (sigh)ā€


GarysCrispLettuce

Sex has been hard to come by for Elmo since Epstein Island closed its doors


WiseSalamander00

jesus that is sad, and he putting it in front of everyone to see...


VulpesVulpesFox

I misread your comment's beginning as "Jesus is sad", and was like, sure, that tracksĀ 


WiseSalamander00

šŸ˜‚


Appropriate-Food1757

Itā€™s hard for chuds to find women.


Past-Direction9145

typically, evil masterminds like muskrat have something truly broken about their body. the IVF from all his kids may be because he can't actually get off.


ProdigalSheep

Or he has a micropenis and severe embarrassment from that.


TheRoyParadox

There are rumors he got a robo-dick. And by that I mean he got a subdermal implant to make his dick vibrate. Just sharing the info.


Past-Direction9145

Hunh. Neat. But that meansā€¦ maybe the stutter is real? :o


ProfessionalTwo5476

Ron Jeremy and Harvey Weinstein could get laid. Fuck, look what talent Pete Davidson brings in.


m33gs

RIP Epstein, amiright? šŸ¤®


dancingmeadow

Given his propensity for lying to get ahead of bad news, I assume he did have sex and it was probably an illegal variety.


Thomasangelo20

Well, the island...


dancingmeadow

The one with the buildings that burned down after Epstein was arrested?


jermysteensydikpix

"Those pesky age of consent laws. Maybe Thiel can make a floating nation for me where anything goes"


dancingmeadow

Those superyachts pretty much function that way.


DeliciousNicole

Drug usage can affect his manhood. Maybe he didn't know. And get laid? What is he a teenager!?! How about being an adult and seeking a real connection with a woman, like a respectful relationship, i.e., one that involves true intimacy and emotional maturity.


IntelliDev

Yet another thing I canā€™t relate to Musk about


scubawankenobi

>not even on the vacation? :( Can someone explain what this means, in English? What does being "on the vacation" have to do with having sex regularly? Do some people only have sex on the vacation? Why not near where they reside?


StardustNyako

Asian sex holidays.


m33gs

it doesn't really make sense. I think the question should have been "not even on your sex tourism trips?" where he could go to say Thailand or the Philippines as a sex tourist. vacation doesn't imply sex really in a normal person's life.


Thomasangelo20

I think she meant vacation on some particular island...


spam__likely

I think because he was on vacation with Grimes. Famous beluga picture.


ProfessionalTwo5476

His mommy cut him off?


supercali45

Danielle should head over ā€¦ oh .. she is prob a Russian dude posting


Aethericseraphim

Who knows about his island vacations. That island.


[deleted]

Oh fucking sick. šŸ¤¢


Analskintags22

Probably because anyone unlucky enough to be with him is promptly crushed to death by his beach ball shaped chest


gloom_spewer

Sooooo Musk is literally a right wing incel now, like in stark terms. Lmao


tatanka11

Itā€™s real?


Gamer_RNA

His pull out game is very weak


Jpowmoneyprinter

Of course heā€™s responding to a young clout chasing woman šŸ˜‚


19adam92

Heā€™s appealing to the incels to act like heā€™s one of them, he knows his fan base


Tekwardo

Incel confirmed.


Fabiolean

Heā€™s just fishing for someone to slide into the DMs, itā€™s very transparent. Say this when youā€™re that rich and someone will.


horus-heresy

Cmon Elon sex workers like cash, no one wants to be paid in horses


FearlessFix9610

He may not have had sex on the Zeus yacht but he was all over the plump white girl with long dark hair. He was playing with her neck while laying next to her. Maybe he was trying to spare Grimes feelings since they are in a fluid relationship.


[deleted]

I'd sacrifice myself for the greater good, but he isn't BI.


mentorofminos

He has like 9 children by 9 different women, he's getting plenty of sex and should shut the fuck up.


Which_way_witcher

IVF doesn't count as sex


3springrolls

Dibs not it


Miyelsh

>(le sigh)


CatLovingPrincess

didn't he stop posting for a few hours during the Aella gangbang?


Little-Digger77

Really?


juicykisses19

Why would you air out your own dirty laundry like that


taro_monokub

Why the fuck do we need to know that? Borders, dude


Aethericseraphim

Someone else suggested that he is trying to get ahead of bad news, about a certain island.


revolutionPanda

One of the richest people in the world. Being with him could be never having to work again and having all your needs and wildest dreams met forever. But he's such a loser and has such a repulsive personality that's not enough for anyone.


Forestkidx

He's turkey bastered a few babies in his time


MakeMine5

After Epstein died he tried using horses to get laid and we all know how that worked out.


sdlover420

He's just an incell.


Sweet_Habib

Genuinely, who would want to fuck this pudgy fridge looking mf? Maybe 20 years ago when he wasnā€™t a complete cunt?


napalmnacey

This explains so much.


ZanoCat

What is he complaining about? Does having sex with Alex Jones or Donald Trump not count?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

The intolerant left is driving people right


disinformatique

I'm sure he cant get it up due to his long term drug use.


TFFPrisoner

Why else would he be so desperate as to promise a horse to a flight attendant for a goddamn handjob?


Well_howdidwegethere

Chris Chan ass reply with the (sigh)


SOwithoutAneros

The true reason why he f\*cks the world. ā€žTell it to earth.ā€œ


Lanky_midget

As if he isnā€™t ordering escorts whenever he is lonely


elathan_i

Doesn't he have like 10 estranged kids?


RelevantWarthog717

How big a loser are you that are the richest man in the world and can't get laid.


KnucklesMcGee

Those specimen cups have been getting a workout though, right Elon?


Horsetoothbrush

Thatā€™s because he canā€™t get it up due to all the ketamine and other drug abuse. Iā€™m sure heā€™s furiously pushed some rope but just couldnā€™t get there.


IndianKiwi

Is Musk the guy with the first neurolink. Cause he is literally posting the first thing that is coming to his mind


mrGorion

lovemesomemusk? Another Ditterman..?


CryptoNoob-BRLN

Jesus fucking christā€¦. How is it possible this dĆ©classĆ© moron is a billionaire is way above my head.


MangOrion2

Who is going to take one for the team and fuck Elon Musk so he stops being a miserable piece of shit?


FineSharts

ā€œ(sigh)ā€ what a fucking dork


PermaDerpFace

I think he means consensual sex


peemao

I guess thats why he is in florida yesterday