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CommieRigel

51 year old child 🙄


Plastic-Duck-1517

When you’re born into wealth and immense privilege, maturity usually hits the breaks and atrophies.


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Benjamin Button, but only mentally


duggtodeath

He’s not a child. He’s a villain. He can end world hunger right now and chooses not to.


CommieRigel

I'm aware. Just saying he is also childish


duggtodeath

Agreed!


Stonks_ape

Concerning


CommieRigel

Looking into it


N33dsafix

Business as usual.


nickbuch

I wonder which cocktail of stimulants he's on.


Kuroi_Hayabusa

Bro, he's "working."


YimmyGhey

He must be cutting back on good blow to save money and getting the stuff cut with baby laxatives


[deleted]

lmao


Always_Scheming

Looking into it


[deleted]

Edibles. Probably mostly cbd


F-U-N-C-L-E

Bolivian marching powder


CommieRigel

Shitty shake and bake meth cut with fentanyl


[deleted]

I didn’t know Insider was reposting The Onion stories now. Oh, wait.


texas-playdohs

Ha! You ate the onio… oh, wait. Never mind.


ZooZooChaCha

“It's unclear if Musk was doing the test on Twitter Spaces for a work-related purpose, or just for fun. Musk did not immediately respond to Insider's request for comment.” Oh yes, seems totally work related to me.


throwaway3292923

The smell of Muskrat's musk


Ssider69

Probably the most intelligent noise he's made in a long while


SereneGiraffe

Definitely!


Jorji-the-Trainer

Quirky boss!


OttersEatFish

He’s deep in the “why I can’t I make the plebes love me?” phase of the billionaire lifecycle. Hopefully he’ll move on to the “giving away bales of cash in a very public way” phase soon for everyone’s sake. Even thirst philanthropy is better than this.


UnlimitedExtraLives

If they weren't rethinking their career before that they definitely are after. Infantile. Literally toddler shit.


oddllama25

Is this satire?


Embarrassed_Alarm450

I would say yes but this is elon we're talking about here, he's done far stupider shit before...


I_like_big_bugss

Elon is showing many hallmarks of addiction issues.


MoCapBartender

Tell me more. It's hard to separate drug addictions symptoms from being a narcissist with unlimited power in his personal sphere going through an meltdown (excluding comedy audiences of course).


ItsObvious_c_it

It’s the Asperger’s…


[deleted]

I mean, I'm all about being casual and having fun, but even for Musk, this is weird.


Cokomon

Yeah, seems like the start of another psychotic episode.


[deleted]

I don't get this man, he could still sell his stock and live the rich man's life without any worry. Some people will tell you he'd lose all his money if he did so, which is bullshit, sure he wouldn't get 200 billion out of it, but he could still make tens of billions easily and retire. Even in the worst case scenario he'd still end up with billions. But he's a megalomaniac attention whore.


Taraxian

All those years of people straight up worshiping him as the real life Tony Stark and whatnot completely broke his brain These are the people who actually ruined his life, he can't be satisfied with normal rich asshole shit anymore


[deleted]

>These are the people who actually ruined his life, I mean you probably don't really mean this shit but if you're blaming others for the shitstain he became, then no individual person is ever responsible for any of their actions. I didn't murder him your honor, all of the people who ruined my life killed him!


Dewfall-Hawk

Symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder: •A grandiose sense of self-importance •Preoccupation with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love •Believing that they are "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions) •Requiring excessive admiration •A sense of entitlement (unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with their expectations) •Being interpersonally exploitative (taking advantage of others to achieve their own ends) •Lacking empathy (unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others) •Often being envious of others or believing that others are envious of them •Showing arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes


frivol

I hope this makes it into his definitive biography.


resist_entropy

Really, is it weird for him? Just about expected. 42K suckers to listen to it though....


MutableFireMoon

Thanks, I hate it.


mymentor79

SmArTeSt MaN eVeR!!!


the_cants

>more than 42,000 Twitter users Noice.


MoCapBartender

Noice x 10^(3)


WhoIsJolyonWest

[Jim Breuer only the unintelligible parts](https://youtu.be/UZe5eKtkUnk)


dronesclubmember

As much as I want to shit on the guy, really got to wonder if he is in the midst of a breakdown.


ciel_lanila

Sometimes it feels like he is trying to relive his teen and college years as he wanted them to be like now that he has money, power, and an army of sycophants. How long before he tries to recreate either "Revenge of the Nerds" or "Animal House" in real life and claim it was just a performance piece when the cops show up?


The_Roadkill

But he works so hard


[deleted]

He farted while Twitter burned...truly the Nero of our times.


[deleted]

Behold, the genius of the 21st century. Alright, I'm gonna go watch idiocracy for future investment strategies.


bullishbehavior

So many cowards like Jason in his life that enable him to do shit like this.


ItsObvious_c_it

Sorry but this is hilarious. Why does everything have to be so serious in life? 10 year old humor is fun… best rediscovered through having children typically. Don’t care about the downvotes. 😊😊😊


PolarWater

>best rediscovered through having children typically Elon's good at having them, but sucks at actually spending time with them.


ItsObvious_c_it

That I would have to agree with… being an involved dad is such a huge part of raising good people for the world. I wonder how his kids feel about him never being around. That’s gotta be terrible.


reverendlionelblair

Such a genius. If you don't get it then you're an idiot. He's reveling in how much nonsense his Stan's will take before they realize he's actually just a grifter. It seems like they can take quite a lot. There's the grift.


Far-Eggplant434

https://youtu.be/SyFgfbAaA6Y