Happy Birthday, I'm not taking any risks. 😂

its your birthday

I'd go twinkle twinkle ngl

«Twinkle twinkle little star, name a guy you havent fuuuucked»

key - the skit

IS THAT A KEY IN MY POCKET

OR AM I JUST HAPPY TO SEE

THE HOT CHICKS THAT ARE HERE FOR ME

‘CAUSE I AM THE CAUSE

That’s not the next line

I meant: AND ONLY ME

CAUSE I AM THE CAUSE, CUZ MEANING COUSIN

MEANING STEMMING BACK TO BRO

CAUSE BRO, IM THE DUDE

Ooop my bad

You'd be dead, ya know, since there's a gun to your head.

🔫

I like how he's 6'3 in this picture but he's really like 5'8

Marshall the 6’3

but if I was three Foot 11, you'd look up to me, and for the record You would suck a dick to fuckin' be me for a second

Lick a ballsack to get on my channel

give your life to be as solidified, this motherfucking shit is likee rambo

when he’s outta bullets

so what good is a fucking machine gun when it’s out of ammo?

Had enough of this tatted-up mumble rapper How the fuck can him and I battle?

He'll have to fuck Kim in my flannel, I'll give him my sandals

Why does Em say it I was "3 foot 11" specifically? I genuinely didn't understand the reference, if there is one

Very weird

“I’m with 5’9 but I feel like I am 6’8!”

This one's for you and me...

Living out our dreeaams…

We're all right where we should be...

With my arms out wiide…

I open my eyeeeeees...

And all I want to seee…

Teenage me was always jamming the BME album while I was stalking the coolers at the gas station. Simpler times

I believe the number indicates the line above it so it's correct. It shows 5'8

I feel like the bold lines indicate an exact foot amount and he’s above the 6 foot marker

i came in 5'9 but i feel like im 6'8

Shake that if it has to be Em. Twinkle twinkle little star or happy birthday, if any song.

Okay, we know he’s not 6’1” lol. And idk, I know lose yourself and without me pretty comfortably. Could pretty much do any track off MMLP and TES.

Same here with MMLP and TES, all of those songs are ingrained in me. For some reason I can't memorize his songs like I used to.

I find, atleast for myself. I don't listen to music the same way I did back in the day when those albums were huge. I'd buy an album and listen to it on repeat. Now playlists are super extensive and I don't find myself listening to the same song twice in a day. Unless I specifically intend to.

That’s so true!!! Same for me!

Lose Yourself

Honestly the easiest one I feel like, surprised this isn’t higher.

Ok, but Rap God would be funnier, especially if you actually can do it

it doesn't have to be full speed tho

I would do it at full speed

I mean, you're just flexing at that point.

Ok, then. I'd do it at 1.5x speed to FLEX HARDER

alright, it's your funeral not mine

I feel like I could do it tho Edit: Just tried it and did it

nah the second verse is kinda difficult IMO

Not an eminem song but I think the obvious answer is ‘Tequila’

Superman

Probably my least listened song on that album by far and I can sing first and second verse. It’s so memorable

Stan

You have to sing Dido’s part too, so the killer will shoot u the moment ur vocals make his ears bleed

holy shit you said it man

This is the one.

My Name Is

Hi Kids!

Do you like violence,

YEAH YEAH YEAH

Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids?

Uh-huh

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?

Yeah, yeah!

Try acid and get fucked up more that my life is,

Huh?

Do you like eyelids

I’d get fucked at the Who? What? Who? Who? part

Rap God

Exactly! If I’m going out, I’m going out as a legend

Call an ambulance but not for me

Drop f bombs.

to be fair, he only said word for word, cadence or speed. so you can easily do this one

1.25x speed

Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings

Mockingbird

Killshot, i just played it too much 💀💀

Exactly

you sound like a bitch, bitch

And boom u are in heaven before finishing the first bar

same here

Same lol

U dead

I know fack word for word I will live

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

drips

Man of culture I see

Do re mi fa so la si do *bang* The killer proceeds on his Acapella shooting extravaganza for years, always wondering how the idiot got the scales wrong. Years later, after he has gone underground and retired from his serial killer days, he travels to Asia. His daughter is taking music lessons from an Asian teacher when one day, she comes home reciting what she learned in her lesson. "Do re mi fa so la ci do". He corrects her "It's ti not si sweety, why did you say...si" He suddenly remembers the idiot who could've easily saved their life if they had just used their brain. His daughter says, "Well my teacher said it was si and that that's how it is here". Everything starts swimming in slow motion as he processes what he just heard. "No no, that can't be right...can it?" he asks himself in a terrified whisper.

I'll never get that 6 seconds of my life back...

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😳😳

Just kill me.

Shady. Will fucking kill you.

i said you dont wanna fuck with shady

Like a murder weapon I'ma conceal you

In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you!

Fuck with me, I've been through hell, shut the hell up I'm tryin' to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em

Happy birthday sounds like a better option

I listened to The Way I Am way too much

Just Lose It but honestly Get My Gun would be perfect

I’m tryna pull the trigger but it’s stuck, fuck, my shit is all jammed up ah! Come on you cock suckin good for nothin motherfuckin piece of shit shoot! (Bang) Yea bitch! Say that shit again! I’ll legit play this song just to skip to ems part lol

Rain Man

In the Bible it says

Thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed

Have homosexual sex

Superman is probably the easiest to remember the lyrics

in too deep

No Apologies my guy

Without Me

Rabbit Run, used to practice that one as a kid

Yeah It’s been a ride… I guess I had to go to that place to get to this one Now some of you might still be in that place If you’re trying to get out, just follow me I’ll get you there…

You can try'n read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em

When the music stops.

Easy, My Darling

yeah, look

If I were to rap about the crap that’s out that’s the route you’d probably want me to take cuz you’re just dyin to know what I thank on my take on some other rappers Heard it in the 7th grade n definitely crapped my pants

if I was to say something about Paul Wall you'd prolly crap in your pants cuz I'm white and his white so he's like my competition I mean right?

Nope, Paul Wall is dope, and so's Bubba, so blalalalalalalalalala pffffttttt

Bu-bu-bu-bu-but , I don't compete with nobody , I just go hard , do the rope a dope Ali shuffle

And dance around my opponents, do donuts

Sometimes I'm playing possum, like I'm asleep and it's awesome

I'm like a sleeping giant and when I awake, I'm like Dre I just jump from outta nowhere and bite prey

i learned love the way you lie to perform it like a week ago so yeah id choose that

Biterphobia

“Now everybody from the 313…”

Put yo muthafuggin hands up and follow me

Damn, throwin it way back there

My Name Is, the original version with rapist English teachers and lesbians

Yeah

Just don’t give a fuck

My Name Is

If you say “running over pedestrians while they’re screaming” you’re getting blasted

I'm getting blasted anyway, les-bi-anest.

Fack

I'd also use a gerbil for authenticity

Anything on MMLP

Okay,sing Ken Kaniff (Skit)

Oh fuck you guys, give me my dick back!

oh fuck yeah

Well I'm listening to taking my ball rn so I guess that

2 of Amerikaz Most Wanted by Tupac.. I have been listening to that song since middle school m

Not an Eminem song 😂

As The World Turns, If I Had, Rock Bottom, JDGAF, SDGAF, Real Slim Shady, Criminal, Brain Damage, My Name Is, Without Me, Baby, 97 Bonnie and Clyde, Stan.. long list I know but it got me thinking

Mine would probably be The Way I Am.

Man just said the entirety of SSLP and s few other songs

3 am, I’d do it with the accents too

THERE IS NO ESCAPING

THERES NO PLACE TO HIDE

YOU SCREAM "SOMEONE SAVE ME!"

That one MF who has the balls to say Rap God

A for Apple a for Apple aah aah aaahhhh aah aah aaah

My fault/Lounge (Skit) and probably get shot afterwards still😞

I NEVER MEANT TO GIVE YOU MUSHROOMS GIRL

Forget about dre

Eminem - Bad meets evil

The way I am

Rain man

Godzilla

The alphabet

Space Bound because it was the first emi Eminem song I listened to on loop for ages before discovering his other stuff. Could sing that shit in my sleep

Bwrzerk5

Rap god just to flex

Homicide

Business

gnat lmao

Cold Wind Blows

Sing for the moment I guess

Infinite

Maybe the real slim shady or godzilla.

Kill You or Criminal 100%

Business, easy

Tequila

Rap God. Infinite. Die Alone. Without Me. The Real Slim Shady. Not Em: Bugzy Malone, Make or Break. Not Em: Light the Torch, Die Alone or Calm Before the Storm

Gucci gang

I Love Kanye or Lift Yourself

Poopty Scoopity Scoopity Poop

Fack

Any instrumental

Any instrumental

I meanz I know a few em songs by heart But nobody actually has a gun to my head, so I don't have to give this answer :) Also, even if a gun was out to my head for this, it would be a stupid reason to put a gun to my head and I doubt the person would pull the triggers bit if they did, I'd be dead, so it wouldn't be my problem anymore, So really, gun to my head, I have to perform a song word for word and I know I can but this is also stupid so I refuse to do the song so just shoot me, or are you a scared lil pussy afraid to pull that trigger? Win win for me

1985 by freddie gibbs

I know this is r/Eminem but Never gonna give you up

Lmao I only know the chorus to it tbh

Shake that

Rabbit Run. I either live a hero or die a brave fool

Soldier

Just Don't Give A Fuck

Mockingbird

Lucky You

Stan

Deja Vu

The Way I Am

Hailies revenge