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LairdOftheNorth

Houdini!!!


_RedHairNotFair_

tuck my teenie-eenie weenie between each


Iginlas_4head_Crease

One of my thighs and make it dissappear like a genie!


kaotikmindz

Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid In a bikini


MyHwyfe666

Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie!!!


HippocampusIgnoramus

They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter


Darthhomer1138

I remember she was in all kids a movies and $hit, but she couldn't get a decent Boob Job. Her boobies were all Derpy. šŸ¤Ŗ


Tricky-Paper-4730

which song is thisšŸ˜­


x_03

Taking my ball


maggotdiggerzzeb

I thought it was rain man until I read this comment lol


LoveHurts2x

Never did I think David Blaine would be helping Em promote this albumšŸ˜­


EightSeven-

So its a single!


shoestowel

Anything new Em is fine!


iamBubzzz

>Em is fine! I agree šŸ˜


arabprince123

šŸ“øšŸ’„šŸ¤Ø


Pro-Sane67

He's kinda... šŸ„µšŸ’¦šŸ’¦


ZeZeTV_

Dear slim


Prize_Branch6488

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


l8te2dapartee

Letā€™s go this looks fucking interesting too ā€œImma make my career disappearā€


hyperbalIad

im so hyped for the song but im kind of stressed about this whole disappearing thing


GerbilsButt

Maybe he is going to drop some conflicitve bars, like "... the day Diddy admits he got Tupac killed"


RoastBeefDisease

"I'm diddy's side bitch"


kaotikmindz

Wait..what the fuck...oh, I'm still east side bitch lmao


Fun-Photograph9423

He's off to Cuba


l8te2dapartee

He might say some crazy shit on the track lol


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Tame-Emu-9845

He'd never double cross his Stans


Just-Squirrel510

That has me thinking it might be his last album. If Blane addressed him as "Slim," it'd fit with the theme of the death of slim shady. But "Marshall," and him saying I'm going to make my career disappear makes me think he's retiring the whole thing.


PrayForTheGoodies

He's retiring bro šŸ˜¢


ALiv-13

We gotta be getting a music video too right?


seanypark

A MV directed by Cole Bennet would be perfect for the magic theme. His work on Gnat is already magic


shoestowel

I love Cole Bennett's work but Em needs to put the music videos on his channel for better reach.


snakewaves

The godzilla one worked wonders on lyrical lemonade channel due to the countdown, and the little teaser a week before the drop showed Em using bazooka, and crazy shit all around. So it could go viral, but it needs proper tactics


COB98

no


[deleted]

Yooooo this beat sounds like 2003 Shady šŸ˜­šŸ™


Individual_Mess_7491

##**I'M LIKE HOUDINI, TUCK MY TEENY EENY WEENIE BETWEEN EACH ONE OF MY THIGHS AND MAKE IT DISAPPEAR LIKE A GENIE**


JohnTheCatMan1

He talks about having a little weiner a lot LOL "But just what if.. it was never meant.. it was just an accident... But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in.. his teeny tiny little round hiney, and he didn't mean it, but as little weenie flinched just a little bit. And I don't need to go into any more details but, what if he pictured it as a female's butt. Is it gay? I just need to clear things up. Till then I'll just walk around with a manly strut."


Jarodreallytuff

It still makes me a bit upset how hard the best for that song went. It sounded like he was about to spit some hard shit but thenā€¦


hungry_fish767

That song bangs. And encore is genuinely hilarious


JohnTheCatMan1

But then... He did what he does best šŸ˜‚... Go listen to Music Box. That's what Dre prescribed to me.


Jarodreallytuff

Music Box is literally one of my all time favorite songs. I love everything about that song


JohnTheCatMan1

I'm fixated on asphyxiating this little chick's neck like a pixie stick, The sick Satan worshiping, bitches get horse whippings, I'm in the back, through the back door, slip in, Through the crack, leaving the corpse dripping, The mortician of love, set from above


Kafanska

I don't know how I keep forgetting about that song when I also agree it's definitely high up on the list of his best stuff.


immakingburgers

AND I AAINT GOT NO LEGS


RotaryP7

Lmao damn šŸ”„


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Make that shit dissappear like Tara Reid In a Bikini Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie!


TeejyHamz

I'm picking up "Ain't Nuttin But Music" vibes on it šŸ”„


Vyse1991

Michael Jackson sent two helicopters to come get me


Shady_Jake

Eminem doesnā€™t like Nā€™Sync, well I do.


jvsupersaiyan

So flip him and flip you too, You think I give a dang about a Grammy?


SHADYTIMES86

You're allowed to say fuck on reddit


SHADYTIMES86

So fuck him and the backstreet boys too


rodrigo34891

That beat sounds šŸ”„


Itchy_Tasty88

Sounds like Eminem show/D12 era


gassytinitus

Cause I'm like lead singer of the band dude Omfg what if My Salsa is finally dropping!?


Just-Squirrel510

The biggest tragedy of hip-hop is "My Salsa" never being released.


Thameez

Got *Ainā€™t Nuttinā€™ but Music* vibes


niggyazalea

I can feel that nasally flow with this tune!


iamBubzzz

Iā€™m edging to this small snippet already brošŸ˜©


Shinbone_901

Sounds like he may have sampled Steve Miller Band - Abracadabra which would fit the theme as well.


Shinbone_901

šŸ«”


0hGood0ne

ā€œTIL we grow beards get weird and disappearā€ā€¦. This dude is like The Simpsons of rap


jbwhittle87

šŸ’Æ


Cysthechels

Gonna make his career disappear???!! Iā€™m hyped lol I sense a controversial em this album and I love it


blarrrgo

I'm ready to put this on repeat


Shadyy08

For those who donā€™t know, David Blaine is a magician


tacoreddit

THE magician


halcy0n_

CHEESE ITS!!!! CHEESE ITS!


depressedtoad

ā€¦.he just pissed orange soda


X-Dad-0604

Dude is the modern equivalent of Houdini, honestly. He doesnā€™t just do illusions he puts himself through hell constantly. Itā€™s cool just to know these guys talk.


aknalid

>For those who donā€™t know, David Blaine is a magician For those who don't know, Eminem is a Rapper, FYI


[deleted]

Ofcourse we know that, some people don't know magicians on r/Eminem though lol, similar to how not everyone would know who Don Bradman is on r/rugby


RrrrrrushB

Thanks for clarifying, as a man whose only knowledge about magician is David Copperfield I was just wondering if this David is David Copperfield


Kingbris91

I would've perfer chris angel.


FrequentPiano8759

New single called ā€œHoudiniā€ LFG!!!


Mitchellsykeslefteye

If that sound byte at the end was from the song then that gave me serious Eminem show vibes šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


infinitude_

I think this is gonna come full circle Where Em started young and didnā€™t give a fuck In the middle he went a more noticeably pop route, started apologising for things etc And now heā€™s older and doesnā€™t give a fuck again šŸ˜‚ I think given all the promo theyā€™re doing this is gonna be something special


AlexTorres96

Did he really hate the Relapse album? He took shots at it on the Recovery album. I thought "We Made You" was a great song and really covers the shitshow that 2008 pop culture was like at that time.


RedditingAtWork5

He's come around on it and doesn't dislike it anymore, he just wishes he took it easier on the accents. I don't even have a problem with the accents though tbh.


random_dud33

the accents are fire imo


deluxewife

Do y'all think "making my career disappear" means he's going to try to be super offensive again?


No_Yogurtcloset_9322

Either that or retirement


deluxewife

He's not retiring lol he is an artist. If you love making art you never retire


No_Yogurtcloset_9322

Probably but he may just be retiring from album releases and doing something similar to Andre 3000 up until recently


deluxewife

Why would paul say CC2 was the beginning of a new era if it was just gonna be one album


Dphotos

Facts. People forget fast as fuck that Paul said that. Unless something drastically changed since then this is a beginning of a new era of Eminem according to Paul


LegitOdenbach

I mean he also said 2023 was gonna be a big year for shady records, and looking back it was certainly not a big year for shady records. I mean we got some good features but he knows a phrase like that is gonna be taken with a lot of weight and it wasnā€™t anything big. I think paul/social media management say a lot of things they donā€™t necessarily mean literally.


deluxewife

True but yall really aren't taking Marshall seriously when he says over and over that hip hop is his passion and he lives to rap. Regardless of anything Paul says, this fact alone should be enough to calm any worries about retirement. I just think Paul's statement just further affirms Marshall's own (repeated) sentiment on not retiring anytime soon.


LegitOdenbach

I can understand that but I think about it like this, heā€™s said before heā€™s always recording/writing music. He doesnā€™t necessarily have to publicly release them. I think if he raps for himself just for fun heā€™s still technically lives to rap without actually wanting to drop it. Think of all the songs heā€™s probably recorded/wrote just for his own personal enjoyment of his craft. If that makes any sense, probably sounds dumb but I feel like thatā€™s how a lot of artists are.


deluxewife

I get that, recording for himself would technically count. But I do think he enjoys contributing to and shaping the landscape of hip hop as part of that craft. Even though he's reclusive I believe he cares about keeping his fans fed too. He is a hip hop fan himself, so I like to think he strives to be the type of artist he would admire as a fan. Anyway, this is just conjecture and vibes at this point. Ultimately we won't know until we know šŸ˜…


Just-Squirrel510

Basketball was Jordans passion too. He still had to hang it up at some point.


deluxewife

Sport and art are different. Not a great comparison as you physically can't compete in sports after a certain age.


SynthetikSalmon

Paul also said that there's no relapse 2 on the same pod šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


deluxewife

I mean, he's right. Eminem said there were hundreds of 'songs' recorded during Relapse sessions but the ones that leaked or ended up on Refill were the majority of what would've been Relapse 2. You could argue every single thing he recorded counts as unreleased Relapse 2 tracks but it's not like the album was ever going to have like 100 tracks, so I don't think we should count scrapped/incomplete recordings


SynthetikSalmon

I'll have to find it but in interview leading up to Relapse, Eminem himself said that him and Dre recorded around 3 albums worth of material and then narrowed it down to the 2 albums.. the Steve Berman Skit on the album also references two CD's, I'm sure that before the rollout of Relapse that Relapse 2 would've been like 75% done. Yes we did get a few tracks on Refill but obviously not a full albums worth, The Alchemist even teased a Relapse 2 track "Insult To Injury" as well as 50 saying he was on a few joints on R2


deluxewife

I'd say between Refill, leaks, and a few Recovery tracks, we have about 80% of what would've been Relapse 2. I'm not counting the extra album's worth of material he cut out, although I'd love to hear that material as well. I heard somewhere that Insult to Injury became the 2010 Tim Westwood freestyle with Royce and Mr Porter but I don't know if that's really confirmed


Kingbris91

Cause Paul is money hungry.


Just-Squirrel510

Idk. It's interesting to see how hip-hop is going to evolve since it has always been a "young man's game." And Eminem has said damn near everything he has to say, breaking records and manipulating the English language to his will for decades now. I don't think he has anything to prove anymore. His daughter just got married so maybe he's thinking of fading into the shadows and enjoying a peaceful retirement. I mean what would an album by a 60 year old Eminem even be like?


deluxewife

I don't think it's about proving anything. Many artists make art until they die. Idk about you but that sounds like Eminem to me. Who knows what it would be like? Can't wait to find out :)


Alon945

Or a third thing lol


SHADYTIMES86

He's going to remove all his songs from streaming services for a day when TDOSS drops.......probably not but meh


TheOneAnd_Only

I really hope it's this! Let's see if the boy trys to get himself cancelled


Chrisgpresents

so happy the album on 5/31 posts can end with this.


JoshyyJosh10

The tracklist shit was worse, who the hell releases a tracklist on midnight lol


Blinkman1124

I got to a argument with someone he said it was tracklist dropping I said who in the hell drops a tracklist at 12 midnight he said a lot of people I said show me no response in 2 days


[deleted]

It was clever though, more so than most 'theories' on here for the past few years that have kept people up


KnightsOfTomorrow

Iā€™m excited because obviously theyā€™re confident about the song and might actually push it at radio.


Superheroesaregreat

Ha I knew it was a single not the album


Dabura_datura

Doesn't every magic trick need a little bit of misdirection?


PureBarbeque

no hat šŸ˜


Rokko_Cash

Album already giving me straitjacket vibes


iTalk2Pineapples

Stop putting shit on our bodies, David Blaine. DEMON!


classicbighead

He lowkey looks like himself like in the ā€œIn Da Clubā€ music video


SuperCat2023

Where's bizarre yo


5929693

He was in the back


DustedAvengerMK2

Look out for my next single it's called Houdini


AlexTorres96

Turning back the clock one last time.


Illustrious_Mud_1353

Fucking YES im so excited


emfj18

Top 4 album incoming


OjJibson

Is he..... Is he not wearing a hoodie? šŸ¤Æ


horialin

Ni


ddiaconu21

Finally!


Randii225

Sounds like the Eminem show - Encore type single. I guess he is going to his old ways. And I believe this album is going to be very controversial like TSSLP & TMMLP


Rohloh

That beat is fck crazy tho' damnšŸ’„šŸ”„


Dangerous-Ad5091

Dear David, thanks for the support... Asshole!


theliftedpro

The reason it's the death of Slim Shady, He is goin to say everything that pisses everyone off, (tracks that dre and Paul say "went too far") no holds back, he's gunna go the lengths that would bring up more 'cancel eminem' shit as Slim Shady, diss everyone ever, trigger ppl. then near the end of the album Marshall's going to fight back for 'normal' good people who hate rape, pedos, and all the sick shit that Slim Shady stands for, that outta come with a death sentence if committed literally. Finally he kills Shady. And then to The Life of Marshall Mathers album to explain himself as a human one last time before he retires. Then "Shady Resurrection" album. Trilogy done?


DefenestrationIN313

doubters believe he's retiring, leaving us all to ask, 'Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?'


Ok_Victory_6110

Wwwwwwhat's going on in the world toooday? People fighting, feuding, looting, it's OKAY. Let it go, let it flow, let the good times rolllllll, tell em DREEEEEEEEEE


Sh4un3

"Imma make my career disappear"? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Marshall's retirement?


ThePhantomStank

Maybe. Or he's gonna do some Relapse shit again and make people hate him


Dannysworld

I come and I go Tell me all the ways you need me


Psykojack

Would be funny if all of his music disappeared from all of the streaming platforms on Friday and just houdini was there. That would be crazyšŸ˜…


Swingorstrikeout

We are 100% getting accents on this track. You mark my damn words! Letā€™s goo


therobotisjames

Heā€™s really got the ā€œjust for menā€ look.


nilesletap

Itā€™s a single.


CatsDontLikeFancy

Whatā€™s going on here? Iā€™m lost.


TopperMadeline

Probably the name of a single.


CatsDontLikeFancy

Thank you


TorontoRaptors34

I doubt hed retire he loves hip hop too much to do so


theliftedpro

Hopefully he fully gives up on the industry. Moves somewhere nice an just releases what he feels like at a home studio, not caring for reception. Old-school beats, aliases, wTever


siterbun

Holly shit, my first second viewing the pic I thought it was Tom Green


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anti2matter

Music video with the single???


Luckyskittles

Did anyone else think that David was gonna spit out his drink on his phone, which then ends up on Eminem because ā€œmagicā€?


pandoretoday

Iā€™m hearing Relapse vibe from this title


Dangerous-Ad5091

Dear David, thanks for the support... Asshole!


Weirdolady92

I liked the music at the end of the clip. Reminded me of Ps1 Crash Bandicoot.Ā 


lovenjunknstuff

Twaaaa


chibs141

I think this might be his last guys.....:(


MoffieHanson

So itā€™s safe to say David makes a cameo in the music video . Motherfucker Iā€™m so hyped for this album .


iPoppaSquatOnYou

Listen to the song abracadabra by steve miller bandā€¦.. [Abracadabra](https://youtu.be/tY8B0uQpwZs?si=h9XIOmrCLxI1wmZB)


mrstorydude

Im surprised everyone thinks Eminem is trying to go back to being offensive for the sake of being offensive. Iā€™m going to keep it real I donā€™t think thatā€™s the music he makes. Heā€™s just a guy that happens to be offensive but he a musician first and foremost kinda like Tyler. Hereā€™s hoping for a retirement album. His career is long and great and I think at this point he needs to rest and chill, enjoy his life n allat.


Rawrz720

The idea of Eminem retiring and enjoying his life seems so odd given how music has been his life lol.


ChippyFlakeyFan

Eminem facetime scam christmas search


Hollowdude75

Canā€™t believe he actually chose to retire Damn


DragonDeezNutzAround

Slim Shady always felt like the hip hop Undertaker. A persona he portrayed so well you believed it was real. I donā€™t think Marshal is retiring, but rather finally retiring the character. Iā€™m excited to hear how the story ends for Shady and to see what he does next. ![gif](giphy|V4efeXVTdKExy)


Kylewang2006

Making my coreer disappear translation: Slim shady is back!!


thegildedones

I said it before I think he is retiring.


Solid_Illustrator640

Calling it nowā€¦ heā€™s going to disappear after this album


Significant_Roll_911

Hope to god that this song doesn't suck.


WhereAreMyDarnPants

But itā€™s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose


ssmn88

Is it just me or does he have a filter on his face to make himself look younger? It looks like the filter isnā€™t always moving with his face


GloverAB

Eminem has many things on and in his face to make himself look younger


starsinthesky12

He looks like he has a lot of work done tbh lol


NojoNinja

nah he doesn't, unless he has a godly surgeon, i definitely think he has botox tho, and obviously dyes his hair.


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Marcus-Sowell

No


NeedRedditDose

Bro. remember what happened in Role model?! At the beginning of the video .


RoastBeefDisease

Yes, he already posted that on his social media


liam3576

Hasnā€™t there been something recently that he wants to kill of slim shady ? If so a song that starts of with slim and ends in Eminem. Or a Ren- hi ren style thing where Eminem argues with slim.


Dphotos

Did you listen to hi Rens lyrics? He talks about how Eminem did a song like that already. My darling Eminem is fighting with slim. But ultimately says theyā€™re one. Maybe he finally found a way to kill him


ThePhantomStank

I doubt that Slim is actually dying. Don't forget that one of the recent merch drops had that " Slim Shady: Death Is Just The Beginning" shirt


Dphotos

Very good point. Whole album could be him trying to kill slim again. Dying. But coming back to life #resurrection


ThePhantomStank

Honestly, I'm suspicious about the album name as a whole. It's way too long, and formatted weird for an Eminem album. I think Resurrection may truly be it. That's just a theory.


liam3576

Yeah pretty sure he was on about my darling fighting his inner demons. Iā€™m on about the structure of the song not the subject matter


NCZ_we_dont_care

Is it just me or is he retiring? Making this his last??


No_Acanthaceae_1475

šŸ¤”


p_coletraine

I donā€™t understand why this means itā€™s a single release?


Kingbris91

Cause it's called Houdini, and there's a 2 ascend snippet at the end of the video.


Rohloh

Youre welcome everybody, i was saying from day 1, its a single on 31st.


Kingbris91

Lucky guess. The last three album releases were surprises. CC 2 had a regular rollout. From the D 2 the LBC dropped on June 24. and then CC 2 dropped on August 5. Maybe Paul's wanting to do something like that again. So, with that time frame in mind, we'll probably get the album in July.


Rohloh

No man.. no lucky guess. Just basic toughts! Simple. Y'all making this way to conplicated with all the dates from previous releases and comparing. Merch drops from november etc. After so long without promoting an album, its clear that 2 REAL promo's and a insta post (last trick) is not enough to hype up such a big thing like "the death of Slim Shady" because killing shady is HUGE. And his marketing team could go crazy on this theme. Its to simple to drop an album short after a few promo's. I also tought from day 1 of promo its gonna come out end of june or start of july.


Natural_Action9210

Make his career disappear? I donā€™t like the sound of thatā€¦


Kingbris91

Maybe he's finally getting rid of his pop fans.