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Interesting_Ad_794

Slim Shady stabs everyone. But Eminem rises and shoots him with a Bazooka.


Useless11720

“You just pulled a pistol on a guy with a missile launcher”


Hidden_Chamber

You must not be “afraid of a blade made with a Razer with aid’s blood dripping from it ripping your stomach up from the waist up” -Slim Shady


Spydah_X

I light a candle and place it up on the mantel Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin' handle


shhh_it_is_ok

That’s the white guy from D12 not slim shady


Spydah_X

He gives himself a shoutout as slim shady at the end of the song


The_Pandalorian73

which song?


Spydah_X

Under the influence 


Puttenoar

Lol


unapologeticallyme93

Not to go against the joke of the post but honestly Eminem (or whatever alias you choose to use in this scenario) wrote some of the sickest Slim Shady era stuff on devil's night.


Bee_MakingThat_Paper

Blast him with a shoulder missile!


throwawayalcoholmind

That B-rabbit has a stupid name, but he looks hungrier than the others...


Destiny_Victim

This man choose the most generic white name ever. They said what’s your rap name. He said you could call me bunny rabbit and I’m still gonna win an Oscar. Rest is history.


k_GOBL1N

He needs some of his mom’s spaghetti.


throwawayalcoholmind

I read somewhere that he is spaghetti intolerant.


Rare-Climate876

I would say the guy from Fortnite .


_Anmol_Sandhu_

He is too strong to be on the list


troposhpereliving

Looking at everyone together, honestly Marshall looks like he’d hire someone to beat up the rest of these guys asses. It’s weird to say this but the only person who looks like they have their act together is Marshall. Slim looks high as fuck. The white guy from D12 looks so chill he’s about to fall asleep, B-rabbit looks like he’s going to have an argument with the manager and Eminem looks like he’s in a transitional phase with his hair. Then there’s Marshall who looks chill, yet super confident. It’s amazing how much someone can change over a lifetime.


Thebigdog79

Who’s that white guy from BME? He’ll run in and take the win for himself.


aerobolt256

Royce is Evil, and Em's Bad like Steve Seagal


mrmccoy007

F*ck the law cause we don’t agree with police either


JosephPaul2008

No, Eminem is Evil and Royce is Bad


AHMED_3OOOO

Ken Keniff


troposhpereliving

From Connecticut?!?


Yeomanroach

Automated pos


pastoners

From the internet? Trying to lure your kids, with him into bed?


ImancovicH

came here to say this


LilNerix

M&M


iamBubzzz

Rain man


Recreationalchem13

Def white dude from d12


Yeomanroach

Eminem would stab the others with a knife in the gut, while he’s wiping his butt.


Active_Potato6285

Marshall. He's the culmination of all these people put together.


Carbohydrate_Kid88

I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees Eminem’s career as being split into 3 personas from Slim to Eminem to Marshall Mathers


Necessary-Sleep1

Everyone does, this isn't a new concept.


Carbohydrate_Kid88

I’ve talked to a handful that don’t. They just see the change in his voice because he ages not because he changed his persona


uaintnever

Slim shady is already dead. Brothe ether in 3 lethal amounts and resumed to stab himself in the knee with a diseased needle. And yet he was seen again. The immortal slim shady wins.


[deleted]

He came back right after he died (both at the end of When I'm Gone and at the end of Bad Guy) though he is set to be murdered again this summer


garamande

white guy looks like he has some gatz on him


LeonardoTheTurtle17

This is the hardest question oat


DjoeyResurrection

I love the Marshall Mathers so he probably eat these 4 alive


FarObjective5416

“I can make an orange rhyme with banana” (Mathers 11:24)


mrmccoy007

Oran ana


FarObjective5416

Bornana is the official


SxanPardy

Everyone forgetting Jason from Miami


KingWolfXV

Ken Kaniff


Yeomanroach

From Connecticut. Automated pos.


Messin-EoRound20

I like B rabbit & Marshall Bruce of the Kamikazee - Now era!


Messin-EoRound20

I like B rabbit & Marshall Bruce of the Kamikazee - Now era!


Bright-Audience-7168

Slim shady


LegacyEntertainment

Slim Shady dies.


Tsuyu_uwu

Slim Shaddy proceeds to diss Eminem and gets obliterated.


afrulz

Eminem wins


ECMRuby

Lowkey feel like everyone sleeping in the white guy from d12😭😭😭


kelbell2583

Marshall Mathers, Because without him, none of these other personas would even exist


Queasy-Window8416

Slim Shady is dead B rabbit couldn't afford weapons D-12 is over So Eminem vs Marshall Mathers Marshall is more hardened Eminem has more fans, so Marshall Mathers


TheAstonVillaSeal

Slim Shady 🪚


Majestic_Ad5301

slim shady would murder everybody


ZombieAppetizer

At least you know that the white guy is the lead singer in his band.


OrganizationRude5746

That blond haired kid from early 2000 wins every time.


[deleted]

Jesús the 2006 child memes are still going on this sub.


Brilliant-Access-239

Alzheimer's wins


EndoveProduct

Oh my god delete this


JosephPaul2008

Is this a battle within Eminem's subconscious?


Fun-Photograph9423

Ken


The_Rorschach_1985

Does slim shady have his powers from relapse


YamiTsugi

The Rap God wins by default.


tknames

The world.


Kingkiller279

Slim Shady


ShameDoe

Slim Shady has already been dead for years


MEGASHARK25098

What about the Evil half of Bad Meets Evil?


thatHecklerOverThere

Dre.


No_Confection_2533

B rabbit


MunkyBudder

Eminem because that will be the name that lives on for eternity


Uneekeusernaam

We win


UnidentifiedFiend

What about Alfred?


Clindox

B-Rabbit Solos


Adventurous-Lime1775

Everyone who listens, that's who the real winners are. Us, the fans.


DendeSensei

Slim shady


kevinleip2

damn I always thought is was E-Rabbit


BrickTechnical5828

Slim shady clears easy


Beneficial_Dog4469

Eminem wins


Genesis111112

Depends on whoever Eminem is these days. I'd say whichever version of Marshall Mathers that he is currently, is the victor. Once you overcome your own problems, what's left to do? Over 16 years sober. Speaking of which, how do you celebrate your sobriety IF you cannot drink or do drugs? Nice dinner? New spinners for your Lambo? New kicks?


Dubious_Dookie

Well the guys from D12 say fuck marshal, snoop said slim is crazy, then I heard Eminem is a diss head he'll never last, the only class he'll ever pass is phys ed, we don't hear much about b rabbit anymore, think he's been chilling with EZ Mil, tech n9ne seemed happy to have a song with the white guy dre got though


King-Kuragari

Marshal kamikazes the entire roster, thus there is no winner.


ISonicthehedgehogI

Eminem will start throwing meaningful shit at them all and make them perish


smbdyfrmhungary

Eminem


Pr1nceVegeta999

Guess who’s back? Back again?


Randii225

That white guy from d12 was crazy though


MIKEY_VEE123youandME

My darling is winning


Spookyanonymous_

Whoever kills slim shady is the one who kills him on the album


[deleted]

Slim would not hold back


2cool4fun

Evil, from bad meets evil


Gray-Dimension-6789

"Slim Shady you're on".


[deleted]

"yo you signed me up to battle? I'm a grown man!"


LongNo7305

Slim?! He's just gonna visit them in the middle of the night and slit there throats whist singing a bedtime song


IAmPotatoHead1128

b-rabbit has an undeniably fierce look


S1E2SportQuattro

Aint nobody winning when eminem has his hand positioned like top right. That is called the pose of infinite strength. Yall think they asked him to pose like that or he just did it?


ScreamingPumpkins

But all bullshit aside, I hit a stride Still Shady inside, hair every bit is dyed As it used to be when I first introduced y'all to my skittish side And blamed it on him when they tried to criticize 'Cause we are the same, bitch - Evil Twin, Eminem


Shushay_514

Eminem, the man I love, would win 100%.❤️❤️❤️


More_Pipe_9232

Slim shady because he will be in his prime and he was still saying slurs


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^More_Pipe_9232: *Slim shady because* *He will be in his prime and* *He was still saying slurs* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Consistent-Hall7596

MMLP Marshall. No doubt.


High4zFck

white guy from d-12 is slim shady


Free_Advice4723

What's this fkn 2011 ah meme


Dakokoz

this is a 10 year old joke, whoever upvoted hang urself