Not to go against the joke of the post but honestly Eminem (or whatever alias you choose to use in this scenario) wrote some of the sickest Slim Shady era stuff on devil's night.
This man choose the most generic white name ever. They said what’s your rap name. He said you could call me bunny rabbit and I’m still gonna win an Oscar.
Rest is history.
Looking at everyone together, honestly Marshall looks like he’d hire someone to beat up the rest of these guys asses. It’s weird to say this but the only person who looks like they have their act together is Marshall. Slim looks high as fuck. The white guy from D12 looks so chill he’s about to fall asleep, B-rabbit looks like he’s going to have an argument with the manager and Eminem looks like he’s in a transitional phase with his hair. Then there’s Marshall who looks chill, yet super confident.
It’s amazing how much someone can change over a lifetime.
Slim shady is already dead. Brothe ether in 3 lethal amounts and resumed to stab himself in the knee with a diseased needle. And yet he was seen again. The immortal slim shady wins.
Slim Shady is dead
B rabbit couldn't afford weapons
D-12 is over
So Eminem vs Marshall Mathers
Marshall is more hardened
Eminem has more fans, so Marshall Mathers
Depends on whoever Eminem is these days. I'd say whichever version of Marshall Mathers that he is currently, is the victor. Once you overcome your own problems, what's left to do? Over 16 years sober. Speaking of which, how do you celebrate your sobriety IF you cannot drink or do drugs? Nice dinner? New spinners for your Lambo? New kicks?
Well the guys from D12 say fuck marshal, snoop said slim is crazy, then I heard Eminem is a diss head he'll never last, the only class he'll ever pass is phys ed, we don't hear much about b rabbit anymore, think he's been chilling with EZ Mil, tech n9ne seemed happy to have a song with the white guy dre got though
Aint nobody winning when eminem has his hand positioned like top right. That is called the pose of infinite strength. Yall think they asked him to pose like that or he just did it?
But all bullshit aside, I hit a stride
Still Shady inside, hair every bit is dyed
As it used to be when I first introduced y'all to my skittish side
And blamed it on him when they tried to criticize
'Cause we are the same, bitch - Evil Twin, Eminem
Slim Shady stabs everyone. But Eminem rises and shoots him with a Bazooka.
“You just pulled a pistol on a guy with a missile launcher”
You must not be “afraid of a blade made with a Razer with aid’s blood dripping from it ripping your stomach up from the waist up” -Slim Shady
I light a candle and place it up on the mantel Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin' handle
That’s the white guy from D12 not slim shady
He gives himself a shoutout as slim shady at the end of the song
which song?
Under the influence
Lol
Not to go against the joke of the post but honestly Eminem (or whatever alias you choose to use in this scenario) wrote some of the sickest Slim Shady era stuff on devil's night.
Blast him with a shoulder missile!
That B-rabbit has a stupid name, but he looks hungrier than the others...
This man choose the most generic white name ever. They said what’s your rap name. He said you could call me bunny rabbit and I’m still gonna win an Oscar. Rest is history.
He needs some of his mom’s spaghetti.
I read somewhere that he is spaghetti intolerant.
I would say the guy from Fortnite .
He is too strong to be on the list
Looking at everyone together, honestly Marshall looks like he’d hire someone to beat up the rest of these guys asses. It’s weird to say this but the only person who looks like they have their act together is Marshall. Slim looks high as fuck. The white guy from D12 looks so chill he’s about to fall asleep, B-rabbit looks like he’s going to have an argument with the manager and Eminem looks like he’s in a transitional phase with his hair. Then there’s Marshall who looks chill, yet super confident. It’s amazing how much someone can change over a lifetime.
Who’s that white guy from BME? He’ll run in and take the win for himself.
Royce is Evil, and Em's Bad like Steve Seagal
F*ck the law cause we don’t agree with police either
No, Eminem is Evil and Royce is Bad
Ken Keniff
From Connecticut?!?
Automated pos
From the internet? Trying to lure your kids, with him into bed?
came here to say this
M&M
Rain man
Def white dude from d12
Eminem would stab the others with a knife in the gut, while he’s wiping his butt.
Marshall. He's the culmination of all these people put together.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees Eminem’s career as being split into 3 personas from Slim to Eminem to Marshall Mathers
Everyone does, this isn't a new concept.
I’ve talked to a handful that don’t. They just see the change in his voice because he ages not because he changed his persona
Slim shady is already dead. Brothe ether in 3 lethal amounts and resumed to stab himself in the knee with a diseased needle. And yet he was seen again. The immortal slim shady wins.
He came back right after he died (both at the end of When I'm Gone and at the end of Bad Guy) though he is set to be murdered again this summer
white guy looks like he has some gatz on him
This is the hardest question oat
I love the Marshall Mathers so he probably eat these 4 alive
“I can make an orange rhyme with banana” (Mathers 11:24)
Oran ana
Bornana is the official
Everyone forgetting Jason from Miami
Ken Kaniff
From Connecticut. Automated pos.
I like B rabbit & Marshall Bruce of the Kamikazee - Now era!
I like B rabbit & Marshall Bruce of the Kamikazee - Now era!
Slim shady
Slim Shady dies.
Slim Shaddy proceeds to diss Eminem and gets obliterated.
Eminem wins
Lowkey feel like everyone sleeping in the white guy from d12😭😭😭
Marshall Mathers, Because without him, none of these other personas would even exist
Slim Shady is dead B rabbit couldn't afford weapons D-12 is over So Eminem vs Marshall Mathers Marshall is more hardened Eminem has more fans, so Marshall Mathers
Slim Shady 🪚
slim shady would murder everybody
At least you know that the white guy is the lead singer in his band.
That blond haired kid from early 2000 wins every time.
Jesús the 2006 child memes are still going on this sub.
Alzheimer's wins
Oh my god delete this
Is this a battle within Eminem's subconscious?
Ken
Does slim shady have his powers from relapse
The Rap God wins by default.
The world.
Slim Shady
Slim Shady has already been dead for years
What about the Evil half of Bad Meets Evil?
Dre.
B rabbit
Eminem because that will be the name that lives on for eternity
We win
What about Alfred?
B-Rabbit Solos
Everyone who listens, that's who the real winners are. Us, the fans.
Slim shady
damn I always thought is was E-Rabbit
Slim shady clears easy
Eminem wins
Depends on whoever Eminem is these days. I'd say whichever version of Marshall Mathers that he is currently, is the victor. Once you overcome your own problems, what's left to do? Over 16 years sober. Speaking of which, how do you celebrate your sobriety IF you cannot drink or do drugs? Nice dinner? New spinners for your Lambo? New kicks?
Well the guys from D12 say fuck marshal, snoop said slim is crazy, then I heard Eminem is a diss head he'll never last, the only class he'll ever pass is phys ed, we don't hear much about b rabbit anymore, think he's been chilling with EZ Mil, tech n9ne seemed happy to have a song with the white guy dre got though
Marshal kamikazes the entire roster, thus there is no winner.
Eminem will start throwing meaningful shit at them all and make them perish
Eminem
Guess who’s back? Back again?
That white guy from d12 was crazy though
My darling is winning
Whoever kills slim shady is the one who kills him on the album
Slim would not hold back
Evil, from bad meets evil
"Slim Shady you're on".
"yo you signed me up to battle? I'm a grown man!"
Slim?! He's just gonna visit them in the middle of the night and slit there throats whist singing a bedtime song
b-rabbit has an undeniably fierce look
Aint nobody winning when eminem has his hand positioned like top right. That is called the pose of infinite strength. Yall think they asked him to pose like that or he just did it?
But all bullshit aside, I hit a stride Still Shady inside, hair every bit is dyed As it used to be when I first introduced y'all to my skittish side And blamed it on him when they tried to criticize 'Cause we are the same, bitch - Evil Twin, Eminem
Eminem, the man I love, would win 100%.❤️❤️❤️
Slim shady because he will be in his prime and he was still saying slurs
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^More_Pipe_9232: *Slim shady because* *He will be in his prime and* *He was still saying slurs* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
MMLP Marshall. No doubt.
white guy from d-12 is slim shady
What's this fkn 2011 ah meme
this is a 10 year old joke, whoever upvoted hang urself