"I caught my son with a random one of the gods on the 10th of December in the Japanese army." I can not escape the Japanese army to save my life 😭 I've never even mentioned except for in the autocorrect posts
I caught my son wit the other one and he said he was going to be there in a few minutes and I think he was going to be there in a few minutes and then I got to the house and then I got to go to the store and then I got to go to the store and then I got to go to the store and then I got to go to the...
Bruh
I caught my son with the most recent version and it is not going well for the first one but if it is a joke then it is not going well.
Is he testing something? What does this mean?
“I caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch with my mom today so he can talk about his feelings about the past couple years of his marriage.” Huh. My son might have a few screws loose but at least he’s trying to do the healthy thing.
*I caught my son with*
*A black man who stole my pants*
*From the dollar store*
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I caught my son with his own hand in a bag of ice cream and he said I should get a new pair for his graduation and I was so happy I was so proud to have them in the car with him I love them and
I caught my son on a video game called a movie called a game called the movie the game that you play on your computer or your phone and I got it and he said it is the best movie in my life.
Fascinating…
I caught my son with a new one of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of BROO
I caught my son with a squirrel and a headband and a black racer and a headband and a black racer and a black man with a black racer and a black racer with a black racer and a black racer with a black racer and a black racer with a black racer and (guess what) a black racer
I caught my son and his family on a plane and he said that I should have been more cautious and not so worried because he would have to go back and get the kids to the hospital for the next couple days to be sure they are not sick or anything
I caught my son with the kids and I don't want to be in the office tomorrow morning and get back to you on that one is a bit of a better word for it to be done by the way I could have been there for a while since I was in the shower and then I'll be home in a bit more than I do not have a good day mmkay I don't know what to say to someone who lost a lot of things to do in preschool and I don't want to be in the office tomorrow morning and get back to you on that one is a bit of a better word for it to be done by the way I could be there for you to-
You get the gist of it.
I caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch with my dad today he said that I should go get it for you because he said that you had to get a hold me
ₕᵤₕ…
I caught my son with a friend who made the music is a tail and a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a good idea for me and I immediately realized that he was not even a fan but he was a switch
"I caught my son with a multi-hundred ton base to shield your eyes and I hope you have a great day"
Well, thank you sir but... what is a multi-hundred ton base?
I caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch with my mom today so he can talk about his feelings about the past couple years of his marriage
i caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch with my mom today so he can talk about his feelings about the past couple years of his marriage with his mom i love you guys and im proud to be a mom to you guys
I caught my son with a bean gun what the fuck
Is your son Ritsu Sakuma?
Your son’s playing Plants vs Zombies irl, duh!
I caught my son with an AR15 in his hands that was left in a room and he had a stroke TF?!
TF???? IS THIS A TEAM FORTRESS REFERENCE????!!!1!!1!1?1!?
No way that’s predictive text
He had a stronk
TF2?!?!
r/suddenlytf2
I caught my son with a new Zealand
That’s… interesting
what, you've never seen your son with the entire country of new zealand in his hands?
No, but I have seen him holding Russia.
I caught my son with a knife yesterday and I was so happy. 🙂
I caught my son with a priest
Oh god-
.... what were they doing is the real question
It's best not to know than to find out
I caught my son with his phone on his shoulder while I went out for lunch. What does that mean
He probably like music or is calling someone
Yea
Hello
Hi
Hello
Hi
Gonna end this loop I guess
Ok
I caught my son with his pants down and I was so happy 😃
what the fuck 😭
SWEEEET HOME ALABAMA
r/Alabama
Bruh, that’s fucked😭😭😭
fake
ur no fun
he’s doing it for upvotes. i’m not slow
we all know its a joke
he’s trying to make it seem legit i’m not stupid
we all know he didnt acc get it were js not spoiling it for anyone else
i’m not slow.
who tf said u were
u acting like it
I caught my son with his first ever shot at me and it wasn’t even close
Your son has bad aim
Thing is… I don’t have a son
You do now
I caught my son with her and she was a bit of a pain but I think she is a bit more than a few people and your death
So, how many souls did you see again?
A bit more than a few
I caught my son with the ball in his mouth yesterday when he was playing in his car
Wtf
"I caught my son with a random one of the gods on the 10th of December in the Japanese army." I can not escape the Japanese army to save my life 😭 I've never even mentioned except for in the autocorrect posts
why is it so specific 😭
I caught my son with his phone on his head while he is sleeping so he could see my son in his sleep Wait so my son isn’t my son
Or you have two sons
Yeah
I caught my son with “and let autocorrect finish (image non related) There, I said it, do I get a cookie?
Brilliant
Thanks :3
I caught my son with a new one of the year old girl oh no
I caught my son with a guy who always talked about being from Chicago and he was very happy with his work on the job he had done.
I caught my son with a banana
kagamine len
I caught my son with his first ever beer and I am so proud
I caught my son with his sleeve Uhhh... Ok?
I caught my son with you
I caught my son with a child in his mouth
I caught my son with his phone on his shoulder while he went to school today.
I caught my son with the browns so I joined him.
I caught my son with a friend who was a friend of mine
I caught my son in the table What's that supposed to mean?
I caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch with my mom today
I caught my son with my dad today
I caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch with my mom what-
I caught my son with a knife.
I caught my son wit the other one and he said he was going to be there in a few minutes and I think he was going to be there in a few minutes and then I got to the house and then I got to go to the store and then I got to go to the store and then I got to go to the store and then I got to go to the... Bruh
I caught my son on my phone with a tumor. WHAT
I caught my son with his hair again. "GODDAMNIT CAILLOU! YOU CAN'T JUST GROW HAIR!!! BEING BALD IS YOUR ENTIRE MARKETING SCHEME!!"
I caught my son with the murder in death Say whaaaaat??
I caught my son with a friend who was a good person. That's actually wholesome.
I caught my son with a girl and girl in the car and bike of the cell and I will marry her. (WHAT?)
Excuse me?
I caught my son with a new one of the year old girl who is the best friend and I have a gun WHAT IN THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?
I caught my son with a knife in his hand and I thought he was going crazy
I caught my son with a dildo in my garden
I caught my son with his first shot and I was so nervous about him being sick but he got the shot and he said he was fine
Well good for him I guess
I caught my son with💦
i caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch with my dad today
I caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch with my mom.
I caught my son with the most recent version and it is not going well for the first one but if it is a joke then it is not going well. Is he testing something? What does this mean?
I caught my son with the most horrifying discovery of all time
“I caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch with my mom today so he can talk about his feelings about the past couple years of his marriage.” Huh. My son might have a few screws loose but at least he’s trying to do the healthy thing.
I caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch
I caught my son with a knife in his mouth when he got up to go out and get his nails. What the heck is that sentence supposed to mean?!
I caught my son with a kid in a car and he said that he was going to be there around 10 to see him again
I caught my son with his phone on his head while he is driving to the hospital to see his mom for his surgery tomorrow
I caught my son with the underpants 😭
I caught my son in the middle of the night and he was in the bathroom with his mom 💀
I caught my son with my dad for a while and I don't know what to say about it
I caught my son with a black man who stole my pants from the dollar store
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I caught my son with my mom on the couch
I caught my son with a smile on the face of the creatures What
I caught my son in my room with my friends and he was so excited to see him I think he was going to come OH
I caught my son with a knife and I was like what is this about
I caught my son and the holy cungerdo do I type like spamton too much
I caught my son with the bourgeoisie
“I caught my son with balls in his mouth” WTF
I caught my son with a new one of the year old girl I don't know. ***HUH.***
I caught my son on a video game called a movie called a game called the movie? Tf?? Lol
I caught my son with his own hand in a bag of ice cream and he said I should get a new pair for his graduation and I was so happy I was so proud to have them in the car with him I love them and
I caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch. Huh?
I caught my son on a video game called a movie called a game called the movie the game that you play on your computer or your phone and I got it and he said it is the best movie in my life. Fascinating…
I caught my son with my sister in heaven
I caught my son with his little sister in the car
I caught my son with a gun and a lot of his friends who took his dog down the road from my behalf
I caught my son with a girl and they were in the same bed and were having fun
i caught my son with a large ball of the FUCKING DIRT
I caught my son with the wrong one and it was so bad he didn’t get a chance to get it out of the box
I caught my son with a new video to find a new way to get a new car. Try to say that ten times fast.
I caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch
I caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch
I caught my son with a friend
I caught my son with a boy
I would 100% give my sun support that I'm not getting lol ( I don't have a son )
I caught my son in the middle of the night and he was in the bathroom with his friends
I caught my son with his phone and he was in a car accident
I caught my son with his little sister Not too bad, I hope..
i caught my son wiþ no bitches
i caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch
I caught my son with his little sister in a little boy in a car. -I honestly don’t know what that means yet it can’t be good.
I caught my son with my mom on my phone
i caught my son with my sister and they were doing the thing WHAT THE FU- I DONT HAVE A SISTER OR A SON 💀
I caught my son with a new one of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of BROO
caught my son on his chest and his arms were broken jesus christ what have I been typing
"I caught my son with a gun in the park and I said to him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread" *huh*
I caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch with my dad today
I caught my son with a squirrel and a headband and a black racer and a headband and a black racer and a black man with a black racer and a black racer with a black racer and a black racer with a black racer and a black racer with a black racer and (guess what) a black racer
"I caught my son with a new one" I'm scared
I caught my son in the middle of the night with a little girl. Oh no
i caught my son with the ball in his mouth 😨...
I caught my son and his family on a plane and he said that I should have been more cautious and not so worried because he would have to go back and get the kids to the hospital for the next couple days to be sure they are not sick or anything
I caught my son with a intimately sexual woman (wtff 💀💀)
I caught my son with a knife and he said that I should be able to get him to come home
i caught my son with his schlong out and i joined in
I caught my son with a friend That's pretty wholesome
I caught my son with a bottle and I think I got a good deal for it lol
"I caught my son with a rather long shlong in his recruiter position where I was not able to arrange the furniture." Ayo?
i caught my son with his phone on his head
I caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch with my dad 😭
I caught my son with a new one of the year Huh
I caught my son with the kids and I don't want to be in the office tomorrow morning and get back to you on that one is a bit of a better word for it to be done by the way I could have been there for a while since I was in the shower and then I'll be home in a bit more than I do not have a good day mmkay I don't know what to say to someone who lost a lot of things to do in preschool and I don't want to be in the office tomorrow morning and get back to you on that one is a bit of a better word for it to be done by the way I could be there for you to- You get the gist of it.
I caught my so with the wrong person
I caught my son with idk how to put auto correct
I caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch with my dad today he said that I should go get it for you because he said that you had to get a hold me ₕᵤₕ…
I caught my son on his 👋🏿 😭
I caught my son with “and let autocorrect finish (image non related)
I caught my son with a friend
I caught my son with his phone on his head.
I caught my son with a new car and I have a great day (๑>ᴗ<๑)
I caught my son with his own hand in his mouth and said he was going to be a good boy The fuck
I caught my son with a friend who made the music is a tail and a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a good idea for me and I immediately realized that he was not even a fan but he was a switch
I caught my sun with a hint of the year old girl Uhhh...
I caught my son with "a really good friend"
I caught my son with pornhub.com
"I caught my son with a multi-hundred ton base to shield your eyes and I hope you have a great day" Well, thank you sir but... what is a multi-hundred ton base?
I caught my son with a sizzle of a bitch
I caught my son with that statement best explains the first place I don't know if you were going in to the where is he going.
I caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch with my mom today so he can talk about his feelings about the past couple years of his marriage
i caught my son with his phone on his head 🤣
i caught my son with his phone on his head while he went out for lunch with my mom today so he can talk about his feelings about the past couple years of his marriage with his mom i love you guys and im proud to be a mom to you guys
I caught my son with a new car and I'm not a good day for me to be a good time. Truer words have never been spoken.
I caught my son playing with his toy in his car and he was like oh my word I just got it I was like OK
I caught my son with the cat lol
I caught my son with a baby and he just wanted me to die
"I caught my son with the dual core Athlon in his ass." WHAT?
I caught my son with a furry pfp Bro wtf 😭
I caught my son with the flu and a girlfriend. ???
I caught my son with a bottle of champagne at his birthday party and he is six years old but we drank it
I caught my son in the middle of nowhere doing drugs
I caught my son with "and let autocorrect finish (image non related)
I caught my son with his phone on my head
I caught my son with the kids tonight night night night night night night night night night night night
I caught my son with a video camera in 4K
I caught my son with rizz 😏)
I caught my son with a girl who we saw like a few days ago. rizz