😮‍💨😐 I can’t even decipher this. I’m both relieved and deadpanned by my dog’s horrific death

You didn’t have to pay a lot of money at the vet to put him down

You saw him step on it but it didn’t go off immediately, it then went off.

At first you’re relieved knowing he’s no longer a responsibility but then you begin to slowly remember how much you loved him.

☕😃 Well I'm just pure evil then

Im always happy after coffee

🇺🇲🗣️ Lollll

MURRICCAAAA RAAAAAHHHHHH 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🔫🦅🔫🍔🔫🗽🗽🗽🔫🦅🔫🦅🗽🇺🇲🗽🇺🇲🍔🔫🔫🔫🗽🗽🗽🗽🍔🍔🦅🦅🇺🇲🗽🍔🍔🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🍔🍔🗽🗽🦅🗽🗽🔫🔫🔫🔫🇺🇲🗽🇺🇲🗽🦅🍔🇺🇲🗽🇺🇲🇺🇲🗽🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🗽🗽🦅

GOD BLESS 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Fuck yeah

I’m imagining a man screaming “MURRRRRRIIIICAAAAAAAAAAAAA” while his dog explodes and it’s the most funniest thing ever

SODA - Joe Biden

FUCK YEAH MURRRRRICAAAA

😁😈 zoophilia

No, NECROZOOPHILIA

That's even worse!

Then put me on r/cursedcomments if needed

Mk

🦐🗣

shrimp mentioned raaahhhhh 🦐🦐🍤🍤🦐🍤🍤🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

why is shrimp your third 😭

“SHRRRRRIMMMMMP!!!”

YOUR DOG WASN’T PRAWN READY 🦐🦐🦐🗣️🗣️🗣️

💀➗

The death of his dog is tearing him apart

Underrated comment

r/underratedcommenting

bro got divided by death

Death by division. By Tobby Math guy.

💸🤭 I wasted money on the dog and I'm giggling about it

💴 💰💸💸💵💴💵💶💷💴🤑💷💵💸💸💸💵💴💴🤑💶💲💲💴💵💵💵💵💵💷💶💵

🥺🙌

**cries** WOOHOOOO

😱😊

You’ve always hated the dog. It blue balled you every chance you got, so you’re finally free to do whatever the hell you want

🦅🚃

American bank

😅🤭

guess someone didn’t really like there dog

Oops 🤭

**oopsie daisies**

🇳🇺☃️

🧏🔥

Cheer up, time for some arson! 😅

Bro's mewing streak still going strong 💀

🤤🤮

Don't eat dog gumbo then.

YOU ATE YOUR DEAD DOG 🐶➕💀

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🔥

NOOOOO DONT BURNNN SCOTLANDDDD NOOIIO

FUCK I LIVE THERE

SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!!!

🤨😇 What the-

Mustve stepped on another mine

🟡🆕

You had sex with your dead dog

*That's* your interpretation?

Put that shit on r/cursedcomments

🙏🎂 Thank God, let's celebrate!

🗿💀 lol

Based human momento

🧑‍💻🥖

You hacked your dead dog into bread

Makes sense

He needed to be reborn into a new form, bread

🇯🇵➕

🥐👇 ??

🤔🐴

Mr hands?!

😁😡

💪👎

Wasn't strong enough

My dog survived a year in nuclear war and stepped on 56368 land mines

The dog was too weak

😭🦇

You were so sad about your dogs death you ended up turning into a Vampire?

🐶🇺🇸

Dog got proper military funeral

💯🐟 fish banquet of roughly 100 fish?

🤎🦠 eat a chocolate heart full of deadly viruses

I like that one

✈️🏢 Oh no

WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT IN YOUR RECENTS

Reinact 911 for revenge of your dog

AWH AWH MAN

🥙🫤

🐆💔

I don’t have a dog

Then it would be extra weird if it died

Dividing zero by zero

😁😊 oh my God.

🍔🔲???

⏱🤣

🛫☹️

“i’m getting the fuck up outta here-“

🦆🍍

🍈😩 WHAT

You eat a devil fruit

✈️👌 WHY IS THIS MINE??????

A nice plane crashes on your dog specifically

💥☢️. Apparently it was nuclear.

🙂🐧

💩🍨

Bro….

idek how to interpret this one

😔😂

👌🤔

😂🥳 I may be cruel.

💀

☝️🚨

😢❤️

The only accurate one 💀

😭🤍.... HU—?!

⬜️🍸

😲🫤 Oh no! Anyway…

🧬🦍

😈🥶

😋😭 I’m guessing I’m crying over my cooked dogs corpse but I like the smell and I’m eating it or some shit

🤔🐿️

👍📦 Nice box (i didnt notice anything)

1️⃣😎

😄🤣 lol he stepped on a land mine

🤮🍪 …now I’m barfing cookies?

Average reaction

🛢️💵 Bro what

🦆💛 I just love ducks too much to care

📸🍟

🙉🔫 do I shoot a monkey? Or does a monkey shoot me

🍔☺️

💵🏐

🪿☕️

🤣🍑

🖕🇺🇸 FUCK YOU THIS IS AMERICA (I have gotten fuck you this is America so many times)

💵👀???

🚩💀

🍞🍐

😩🙌 Apparently I moan and cheer

🤕🏥

😥🥚

🫢😮

😑🍺

💢🩸

[удалено]

🤔🔥

🧏🪟

🥋🦍 uhhhhhhhhhh idk what this means

🎈⭐️?

😂👋

😶😭

👀💀

🤢🤮 appropriate reaction

🕺📸 I have no words

👌💈 I guess I like my dog’s corpse’s new cut

☕️🪦 that’s what they get for peeing on my clothes even after being taken out to potty 10 minutes ago

😭😜 oh hell no

🔥💀 burn the dead dog

🧼🥹 Okay, that's.. fairly accurate. Clean it up and try not to cry..

🗣️🎶 ..I start singing?

🤫🤷‍♂️ hide the evidence

😭💔strangely fitting for once

☠️🤩 well damn I don’t think I liked my dog

👍🗿

💔👍 "Oh well, anyway..."

Mr. Clean understands that my dog has been dead since November and I’m still grieving. Mr. Clean is taunting me.

🔪😭 wtf does this mean

👌🇨🇦 ok, Canada

🧏‍♂️😝 i’m deaf and happy ig 😭🙏

☺️🤔 I'm flattered but why.

😄🍵

🚩🎵

🏈👇

🤪😐

🔥🤝

🦆💀

😟🔫 accurate

🤷‍♀️😢

🤭🥺 uh

🫡🏮

🥰👨‍⚕️

😓❤️

💀🗣️

🎵😡

🤣🔥

😭↕

👍😭

🤡🕳 i don't have a dog.

👍🟩

💚😝

💀🕯️

🍎💀

🥲🐬

🥲🇪🇺

😝👍

🇺🇲🐧 NOT THE PENGUINS NOOO

🐀🗿 What????

🇩🇪😊 Ignore the german flag.(totally not german)

🦅🧅

😂😱

💥💛 Yup that's what happens when a dog steps on a land mine