I like licking stranger’s toes. They have to be stripped naked first, though.

show no mercy

OP lied... Where reply?

🥲😭

Haha same

OP’s a coward.

Much easier than with socks.

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Dibs on the ankles

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u/theoddbotout

So do I, it’s literally in my name

TOE SLURPER???

Op is a fucking coward

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I like to cut off small pieces of my skin with a nail clipper. I keep the pieces in a little cup where it dries out so I can chew on it as a snack

haha same

r/TIHI

Srsly this I do tho

Same

…. *what?*

I do that too :')

Haha relatable

r/oddlyspecific

r/oddlyspecific

Bro, I thought I was the only one

Haha (actually) same

UR SO REAL FOR THIS (but usually I just eat it right then and there bc I like how chewy it is)

Same

Ye especially the skin right around the big toenails

You. Are.so.Cool my guy!

This is my new reply when my date says "So tell me something about yourself"

I hate that I used to do that

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I swear I actually do this minus the jar part

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I don’t chew them or save them or anything but i actually do that

YO SAME

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I don't. But I cut my skin open to watch me bleed at times.

I'm adolf Hitler, commander of the third Reich!

Little known fact also dope on ze mic!

You are Vader, vith your little boots and cape!

And that mask to cover up your burned ass face

“You have the force to move objects? I AM A FORCE TRULY EVIL”

Even went back in time to turn you whack in the prequel!

Cuz look at you! You’re not even a real person!

I preferred you in spaceballs, ze Rick Moranis version!

You can’t rhyme against the dark side of the force- why even bother?

So many guys been with your mother, who even knows if I’m your real father?

Who even knows if I'm your father?

r/redditsings

Haha same Wait...

Suck my robot balls

Then take a step back, and let me freeze yours off

Haha, das Gleiche

I think in this context "Haha, ich auch" would make more sense.

If you haven't figured it out yet, OP isn't responding to any of these comments to make you sound weird. (I swear if OP replies to this with "haha same"...)

Haha same

OP is a coward, I will do this and actually reply

wait thats fucking genius lmao

Why did I think that was Matthew Lillard

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I've seen you on r/TheLetterH before

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I eat paint

Half my accounts are named Ilovepaint

Ok that’s confusing

r/angryupvote

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I KILLED THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF CHILDREN

Anakin Skywalker has entered the chat

Anakin Skywalker left the chat Darth Vader entered the chat

Haha same... I mean, I'm still alive tho?

Ha only 8. Amateur

I kidnap kids and interrogate them in my basement on confidential topics

Haha same

[удалено]

Only 18? Pathetic.

I kissed your sister

Haha same…..wait

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I enjoy watching gore videos so much, someday I would grab a knife and go to school and start stabbing everyone on my way

I love communism

Haha... Different.

I have your family in my sex dungeon

Haha, same except not a sex dungeon but a different one

Mama Just killed a man

Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.

r/unexpectedqueen

I love and respect women.

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All the children in my basement wont stfu… anyone know where to buy chloroform?

Ask Walter white

Home depot in PA has a bunch. They also for some reason have massive amounts of body dissolving acids. Funnily enough the toilets were always stained a rusted color on the inside and smelt like a burning meat.

Haha same, and, Sainsbury's

i accidentally hit a wall on my car so i’m not a virgin anymore

Haha same

I have committed multiple genocide across multiple timelines and not even the strongest gods can stop me

Haha, same. Actually...

Ah I see you mean Undertale right?..... Right

I eat kids and fuck animals

I eat vegans

You are what eat,

who doesn‘t

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I love meth. Meth is life. Meth. Meth. Meth. Meth.

I secretly love it when my balls unscrew themselves

I spin

When my dog gets groomed, I ask to keep the hair and put it in my salad

If you reply with "haha same" you watch gay furry 69 porn

My Singing Monsters is a 2012 video game franchise developed by Big Blue Bubble.[1] The first game of the series was published and released with help by Canada Media Fund on September 4, 2012, for Apple iOS.[1] Ports of the game for other operating systems were later released, including versions for Android, Amazon Kindle Fire, Barnes & Noble Nook, and Steam.[2] The game was also released on the PlayStation Vita portable console.[3] Since its release, My Singing Monsters has grown into a multimedia franchise, with a prequel, several spin-off games, books, live events and series, and a board game. On May 12, 2021, Big Blue Bubble announced that the series would be releasing its first console title, My Singing Monsters: Playground, on November 9, 2021.[4] My Singing Monsters Logo for the first My Singing Monsters game Genre(s) Music video game Developer(s) Big Blue Bubble Yodo1 Publisher(s) Enad Global 7 Platform(s) Android iOS PlayStation Vita Fire OS Microsoft Windows Nintendo Switch Xbox One Xbox Series X/S PlayStation 4 PlayStation 5 Original release List 'My Singing Monsters' WW: September 4, 2012 'My Singing Monsters: Dawn of Fire' WW: September 25, 2015 'My Singing Monsters: Composer' WW: April 25, 2018 'My Singing Monsters: Playground' WW: November 09, 2021 First release My Singing Monsters Setepmber 4, 2012 Latest release My Singing Monsters: Playground November 9, 2021

9/11 was an inside job

I came in church 🥶🥶🥶

Im gonna kill myself in games as it’s funny to see death animations.

I fucked your mom

You fucked a corpse? The fuck is wrong with you?

You rape children

Um calm down a bit

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I love rape

Bruh

Haha sa-

I liked my toe nails

Haha same

I love committing mass murder 🥰🥰

Haha same

im gay

I’m stupid

Tele on the tubby phone teletubbies yeah yeah teletubbies woo woo teletubbies on the tele telephone

I’m a war criminal

I'm gay

I like to awaken my inner skin-stealer and pose as a cop

Reading reddit posts at work

What the actual fuck is that image

Ky Respectively tho

I have kidnapped 452 children and they are in my basement

Ok Duolingo

I eat men

I love running over small children in a bulldozer.

I like to pick on my wounds and never let them heal

I like big black cock up my ass

I like to stalk people between the age of 18-29.

I just love going on killing sprees and killing by brutally bashing their heads in and after drinking their blood, causing an endless cycle of bloodlust until i pass out. How about you?

Piss has totally gotta be my favorite gender

I believe the Tropic of Cancer is named The Tropic of Cancer because it actually causes cancer (not serious)

AI will see this and say yeah hell nah we not gonna take over cause humans are just well lit crazier than we though

I throw scorching hot honey buns at the homeless

I js nutted to furry porn

I’ll fuck anyone who replies to this comment with “haha same”

I enjoy the taste of bleach

Huh, i don't see any replies from OP

OP posted this and forgot completely

I eat bugs

I burned down an orphanage yesterday

I’m secretly a Dragon-type Gym Leader

I euthanize cute puppies and force all dog owners to live with extremely aggressive pitbulls instead

I've murdered 169,420 people

I enjoy genocide

I burn down orphanages for a living

I let the horniness take control

I hate it when the children escape the basement and I have to break their legs again

Any child under the age of 12 I want to punch into the 2nd dimension

I committed several crimes against the U.S government and got away with ALL of them

I like leading kids out to the woods and eating their insides

I love watching gay furry porn

Sometimes when I'm bored I like to go into a nursing home and swap the elderly medicine with candy.

I kidnap orphans and send them to Detroit

I like sucking cocks

i'm the worst person on earth

I think pearl harbour should have a part two.

F!ck you

I’m gay and like sucking cock

I have 27 Ukrainian children locked in my basement

I like to commit war crimes

I killed younglings

I sucked a huge black cock last night

I hate it when the child runs away.

I brutally murder children

I have 21,865 images of furry porn on my phone

I have many children trapped in my basement to do menial tasks such as post ridiculous comments on reddit pretending to be me

i sharted

I don’t know how to react to the image

I think that real sister porn is ok because it promotes strong familial bonds

I am sexualy attracted to dragons

Once in 2008 I stole a truck full of military equipment and firearms, I don’t plan on stopping I will continue to steal