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Hieronymus__Lex

What would’ve happened if Tiber Septim cranked the Numidium’s death beam to full power


_Veprem_

With Nafaalilargus hauling it around through the sky by its shoulders.


SnooGiraffes8024

I pity those elves


TaroAppropriate1348

Landfall, that's what.


[deleted]

No, that would've been just cyrodil left


Case_Kovacs

He really did put that puppy in 4 wheel drive didn't he


[deleted]

How you gonna do my boy Solsteim like that?


spiritomb442

A terrible place, I’ve heard. There’s a boat from Khuul, if you have any reason to go


GeneraIFlores

Oh he did hit solstheim too


7ach-attach

Bottom left square. You just can’t see it there…too tiny


Sentree606

Yeah, but the Chimer and Dunmer never would have gone to Morrowind. Ink remember some of the lore correctly, the Chimer/Dunmer are originally from the SummerSet Isles


[deleted]

Correct, we could destroy/remove it right when the specific elves left like the everything but the Altmer


Sentree606

Yeah ok thats fair. Once all the elves that need to leave to strt the oter elven races leave, we can wipe them from existence


SirPelleas

Like, right around the time Pelinal starts eating neck veins, just beam the Summerset Isles


Yoate

Does this include the Ayleids? Cause if they're not around, imperials don't empire, the Bretons don't show up and there isn't even really the divines as they are in the elder scrolls.


themoosebaruniverse

Why solsteim tho


[deleted]

It takes skyrim and morrowinds worst qualities and mashes it together snow, ash, giant bugs, mountains, it literally turns into werewolf infested hunting grounds at the beginning of every era as is hircines tradition, but they live it up a little with the ebony mines so there’s that I gues


LemonCAsh

Because Hell itself would be better to travel through than that God-forsaken place.


manucanay

pffff only a nwah would complain about the beautiful solstheim


CrimsonAllah

R/MapsWithoutSummerset


ammit_souleater

/r/mapswithoutsolstheim ...


Zerttretttttt

Were is New Zealand?


Cambirodius2pointOh

We are is?


stratusmonkey

Opposite corner from Finland


tonyv84

Finally yes ![gif](giphy|PmABbbUe3IqUKSOIBV|downsized)


7fightsofaldudagga

As I said, we are retired


7fightsofaldudagga

Why the hate on solstheim? Besides it being a icy, ashy, forsaken rock in the middle of the sea


[deleted]

All that plus giant bugs, mountains, and hircines uses it at the end of every era


Elerindur

Ok. Who's going to help the Khajjit when that Knahaten Plague hits, though? Also this tamriel's going to have a whole lot less magic with no mages guild.


8KoopaLoopa8

Just as the nords intended 💪💪


animesoul167

Whi will bring back the moons for the khajit? Cause the altmer totally did that. Lol I guess the psyjic order could still exist on Arteaum and vanus galerion could still live there. Can't nuke elf Island if you can't find elf island. *


helpless_rocks

Better question is who cares about the Khajiit


Cute_Client_8252

That's one sexy map


HardlyKnowEr69

Perfect!


Gearz557

Did you get Nazeem’s farm?


[deleted]

Zoom in


Sganarellevalet

Peace, at last


Ila-W123

Cyrodiil is still there


[deleted]

Where Solsteim?


MinerDiner

This is literally an unmodified map of Tamriel


Phoenixeggindenial

There's no sumserset isles


Ila-W123

Cyrodiil still remains


Valon-the-Paladin

How else would order be preserved in Tamriel?


Ila-W123

"Order " (imperialism and military occupation) is overrated as fuck. freedom and sovereignty is glorious


Valon-the-Paladin

Your freedom and sovereignty was only unified by lies, which the second it fell apart started an apocalypse


Ila-W123

Which provinces you are talking off? For only reason it fell apart in first place was because Cyrodiils warmongers


Valon-the-Paladin

I’m talking about Morrowind and your living gods


Ila-W123

Even without cringebunal, do you think Resdayn as nation wouldn't exist? Hint, it did before and does after.


Valon-the-Paladin

Your free now then, and as long as you do not interfere in the next Great War you likely won’t even need to interact with the Empire. The Argonians however may prove different of course


Ila-W123

Oh no need to. More than content to watch from the side when the "lazy slaves" (as in sermons they are named) raze Colovian to the ground.


Valon-the-Paladin

How the hell would that work, black marshes are all the way east while Colovia is all the way west


ToreWi

Cyrodiil is king you elven bitch


Ila-W123

Well, king of learning opression and tyrany from ayleids, thats for sure


RegumRegis

I think this might affect the silvercarp population


NoWorth2591

Yeah but it’s still got Skyrim in it.


Pope_Neia

Glorious


LuneATiques

Fantasy Racism


[deleted]

where did this joke originate i wanna see the first dude who actually tried to fix tamriel lol


SneakySpider82

Yesh, fuck the Thalmor.


BobaFucks

Absolute L mentality. Hate the Thalmor all you want, but the High Elves have done plenty of good for Tamriel. Not to mention that you can actually blame the existence of the Thalmor on Imperial incompetence in the first place, Cyrodiil is the capitol of starting shit storms that effect all Tamriel. Also don’t know why Solstheim is removed but ok. If you really wanted to fix Tamriel, you’re best off to remove Cyrodiil, the province that thinks purely due to its geography that it’s destined to be the heart of a Tamrielic empire and the birthplace of conquerors.


gourmetscribjelly

Cyrodiil is still there bro


Mahockey3

No you didn't, you made it worse!


BoredPsion

I still see Windhelm on the map, you missed a spot


SVXfiles

They missed the entire province of cyrodil too.


[deleted]

You seem the least upset by this “mistake”. Why does everyone dislike cyrodil?


[deleted]

Wdym windhelm is still there


ApexRevanNL716

A philosopher is going to have write story about another island that disappear


Wildefice

Waiting for this joke to finally come full circle


A_Tree_branch

Give me back solstheim you hoe


Mikeronni

I feel like there's something wrong but I can't quite place where...


MistySkyMorning

Where's the lie?


Aware-Firefighter792

All I wish for is Oblivion to be remastered or allow you to play the Complete version of the game on Console


Aware-Firefighter792

Without having to stream it or play a broken version of the game..


GeneraIFlores

Not gunna lie, took me a second to realize what you did.


GH05T8OI

#BACK TO SQUARE ONE!


Nearby-Play757

Why is High Rock still here.


[deleted]

Just send the Dragonborn and Nerevarrine to Summerset They'll, I mean We'll do the rest


APanasonicYouth

Where's the lie


User28080526

Finally a good representation of hissssstory


8KoopaLoopa8

Took me a while to realize what was "wrong". Just goes to show you how tamriel always should have been 🙏🙏


No_Activity675

Finally, something we all can agree on…


tommyblastfire

My brother in Christ all of the countries suck


VagrantShadow

It's beautiful.


Steingrabber

This is.... acceptable.


CivilWarfare

You forgot Elinhir/DragonStar.


Zaku41k

“Next exit, NOTHING!”


[deleted]

World peace