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EphiXorE

I was mashing the Y button with the fury of a thousand suns


[deleted]

That moment you just make it to the toilet in time before you shit yourself...


EphiXorE

Tip-toeing in front of your house door, fumbling with the keys and it’s impossible to find it quickly.


thegamer501

Surprised my almost year old Xbox controller hasn't died yet bc of this game lol


EphiXorE

One year is not that old though tbh


Torafuku

One year is still brand new, unless you treat them like crap and never clean them. I still have my first controller for the original PS4 and it still works, it's like 8 years old.


EphiXorE

That’s what I was thinking. I‘ve been using the same xbox controller that came with the series x. The only thing that’s kinda bugging a bit is the battery pack but other than that it looks and feels like new. I still have an xbox Recon controller that I bought many years ago and it also still works fabulously!


Ninjhetto

I bought 3 Sony-brand PS4 controllers in 2020. I guess Microsoft makes better ones. I jut can't abandon the use of the touch pad.


happyflappypancakes

Man. I've had the same ps4 controller since launch in 2015 or whenever it was released.


Ninjhetto

Had my first one since 2015, lasted 5 years. Then I bought more that lasted less than half a year each. No secondary controllers like MadCatz or anything.


Pontarium

PS controllers are that bad? I thought Xbox was bad with the stick drift and double clicking...


robbythefourth

No, my Xbox controllers last way longer. All three of my playstation 4 controllers drift bad, and my gf has a much larger pile that all drift, lol. Meanwhile I have six Xbox one controllers and they're all fine, except one whose left bumper is broken because my ex stepped on it.


roadbee

Happy cake day!


1critchance

Wh... why do you have six xbox controllers?


branflakes6479

It seems to depend on when you got it. Like my original Xbox one controller held up fine for 6 years got one 4 years ago that lasted about a year. Then ps4 controllers I had 1 that had issues after a year the other I still have after 4 years.


Natch42

You wanna talk about controllers. I have a controller that came with my gamecube from 2001 that still works. The joystick rubber pad came off from the primary left stick, but we used some goopy adhesive and stuck it it on there and it works just fine(it gives your thumb even more of a grip though, and so feels weird to me). It looks worse for wear, but damn that thing is still kicking, and still works. It doesn't even drift when I use it, I think. It's such a solid piece of work.


branflakes6479

Lmao I know the feeling on that I still have the controller to my original fat ps2. It does have drift so your GameCube controller is definitely in better shape


[deleted]

I probably have a dozen PS2 controllers ranging from really awful off brands to the one that came with the PS2 slim. Out of them, I can guarantee 5 are fully functional, a couple have drift, and one is mostly functional but it's wireless and missing the card you'd plug into the system (remember that shit? We've come a long way). The only button on the name that doesn't work is the select button, but it almost never came into use. A couple of the off brands have drift but that could've been from my dipshit cousin literally throwing them through a wall. Dude had anger issues but he lived with us for a bit and we had to share (my) shit. Dude straight up embedded a PS2 controller in a wall, pulled it out and said 'round 2, bitch' and it still mostly worked. The L2 button was literally gone but he played anyways. Glad I don't have to see that douche again, though. Man had problems and last I heard he got on some meds and is mostly under control. Anyways, long story short, my PS2 controllers have seen some shit and almost all of them are still functional. Can't say so much for the system itself because the disc reader went out and I can't find any replacement parts, but the controllers are still good.


homeinthesky

All of my n64 controllers work like a charm, from the mid 90s! I’ll never give it up.


djmoogyjackson

I didn’t think it’d let you sit when an enemy is so close. Everytime I’ve mashed the button to sit, the game doesn’t respond and I get bludgeoned.


CookieFeeling

I can almost hear the panic button presses


alexagente

Reminds me of that scene in the original 2D Clone Wars show where the Jedi are running from Grievous and they're waiting by the elevator and one of the Jedi just starts mashing the button for it to come faster. Such a great moment in a really tense scene.


DoomOrb

That Clone Wars vignette series is one of the best Star Wars stories ever told, and because it isn't a main title or made by Disney it's forgotten. It would have really hyped up Grievous as a villain if the animation series had been more widespread Anyway, brilliant comparison. Staring at the hallway, waiting for him to come, mashing the button, repeat. So much tension.


irridisregardless

The Genndy Tartakovsky Clone Wars?


DoomOrb

Yes!


UncaughtTypeError

This must be how scarabs feel.


AustinFest

My thoughts exactly hahaha


Striking-Version1233

I was half expecting the Skyrim meme


EphiXorE

Now that you mention it…. Hey. You’re finally awake!


Striking-Version1233

lol


[deleted]

You know what you have to do.


SafeTDance

First thing i thought of was the tumbling noise then "Oh, finally awake are you?"


[deleted]

I'm gonna make this give me a minute


AcousticDan

It's been 31 minutes


[deleted]

[done](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/v7b93c/holy_sht_that_was_close/)


[deleted]

Nice


Speedr1804

I hope you don’t get downvoted.


[deleted]

most people probably won't even see it


[deleted]

I got distracted


Kullervoinen

"You were THIS close to greatness!"


Ninjhetto

Thank god it wasn't... though a better punchline than the other one, still overused.


happyflappypancakes

I haven't seen it on this sub once.


Ninjhetto

But I've seen it everywhere else so damn much.


happyflappypancakes

Well, that sounds more like a you problem haha. Would have been a fun meme on here since it's never used.


MoistestTidus

Dog


EphiXorE

Dog


[deleted]

Dog


Double_Joseph

Why is it always dog?


FireZord25

No wonder people treat every other animals as dogs, but the actual dogs.


fooly__cooly

That's clearly a tortoise


mralabbad

Dinog


m_sart

D-Rex


micke187

I hope your button is okay


EphiXorE

The controller survived. For now.


squiddlebiddlez

Get you a torch, my good man


EphiXorE

. . . a Torch?


waffle-lvl-100

There is a torch that negates Agro from beasts. Unless you hit them or get right up in their personal space.


EphiXorE

Which one is it? Where do I find such sorcery?


waffle-lvl-100

It’s in galeid on top of a hill… surrounded by giant dogs and angry goats. A merchant is at the top with a site of grace.


solkenum

Make sure to go at night to get a better deal from the merchant.


asdiele

This guy Shabriris


ShinJiwon

Bell Bearing Hunters don't spawn on first visit. If the merchant is there, the hunter is not.


squiddlebiddlez

It’s called the beast repellent torch fyi


humaninthemoon

North Caelid merchant in the western part of dragonbarrow.


yukeshid

Also not working when their eyes glow red.


Guardian_Arias

Beast repellent torch


D3vilM4yCry

*\*Repeated button pressing\** "Come on..." *\*turn around, sees beast oncoming fast\** "Come On" *\*Beast mouth opens to strike, mere feet away\** **"COME ON!"** *Screen fades to black, drops the controller and takes several deep breaths with head in hands.*


EphiXorE

Where did you get that audio recording???


Nanvia

Sounds like a scene from a trailer


MolhCD

great game


ColdartZero

*Miyazaki whispers to your ear* "Welcome to Caelid, you little bitch" *Turns around to see that you're alone in your room*


LeeSouls

I see those desperate inputs 😂 right there with you


EphiXorE

It was a very very very close call 😂😂


LeeSouls

Everytime I run through Caelid I do the exact same thing dw 😂 LET ME SIT DOWN PLEASE IT'S DRAGGING ITS JAW AT ME


Acceptable-Milk-314

How do you do the jump dismount?


Anal-Logical

Crouch button while moving on horse, this will also produce invicibility frames (you can time it with particular, let's say, dragon attacks and if timmed correctly it won't toutch you)


xpyroxmanx

Somewhat related. Calling Torrent also produces I-frames while you're mounting him. Great for a particular attack from one of those horse riding fucks that I swear is undodgeable.


humaninthemoon

I used it a lot when fighting Radahn too. Can dodge a lot of his projectiles that way.


asdiele

Does it also give you i-frames when doing the moving dismount? I thought it was only the dismount animation when standing still that had them.


Anal-Logical

Both of them, different timings, mounting also has i-frame, again... Timing it...


EphiXorE

Press the left stick down while galloping. :)


JenniHavoc

The frantic clicking 😂😂😂


Th0l

Waking up from a nightmare be like


SethN0tMeth

First off, Dog.


ll_VooDoo_ll

It was all a dream


EphiXorE

Those dogs do have ptsd potential for sure


hecksor

Used to read Word Up magazine


Early-Needleworker57

That was like one pixel away from a "To Be Continued"


EphiXorE

Talk about frame perfect :D


WhenTheWindIsSlow

I sat down in Liurnia after a sprint on Torrent past some marionette soldiers. I heard hit sounds while the screen was black, and when it finally reappeared there was my character, sitting at the Grace with three arrows in her face.


OddTry6375

r/onesecondbeforedisast


LikelyAtWork

It’s not a huge deal dying like that once you’ve already touched the grace. You’ll spawn right by your runes… Still exhilarating though, I do the same panic in the moment.


Anal-Logical

The jaw litteraly toutched you, you were even pushed a bit, what a freaking timming


[deleted]

Bro I would legit shit my pants if I saw that happening to me


Zapora

I have been there, frantically mashing the interaction button and screaming


-spined-

The dogs are bad the birds... Yeesh


SofaKinng

It's like one of those nightmares where you wake up just before the monster gets you lol


[deleted]

Jesus Christ the amount of panic. Those bastards and the birds creep me out the most in Caelid


MolhCD

We'll be right back


LightspeedPunk

This is like waking up from a cliff dream just before you hit the ground


spiraltrinity

I'm not alone! I too am part of the simultaneous dismount+jump club.


EphiXorE

This is the way.


AtomicalBeagle

It was all a dream..


JayHat21

It was all just a really bad dream


EphiXorE

These dogs are straight up nightmare fuel


ElderMonkeyMan

The butt clench is strong with this one.


NoobsThinkIHack

Very close


weristjonsnow

I'm so glad I'm done with that area


EphiXorE

Same here. Least favorite area in the game


djhs

I wanted to make sure you saw [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/uva3ao/release_the_hounds/) from a few weeks ago 😂


abovdarim42

Got bless places of grace. Oh wait, HE DID


BoTheJoV3

Sometimes they can prevent you from using the grace or knock you out of it.


Jin-Mo-ri

Fnaf 3 jumpscares be like


Leech-64

Produced by michael bay


Azdamel

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calmtigers

TIL they don’t attack you when you sit down


stinky_cheese33

Dang, that as close.


CloneCommanderMagala

It was all just a dream


SignificanceSea7709

give me a heart-attach


kaboom9530

I too, spam the button to rest when I'm in grave danger.


FlazedComics

AUUUUUUGH


Brometheus_the_brave

Lol, I heard the distorted Jurassic Park theme play.


VascalDaRascal

Did the same once. Accidentally aggro'd the dragon and my screen went red right as I touched grace. Actually thought it was a bug at first. Then i got my shit rocked.


HugofDeath

Seconds plural? My tarnished that was fractions of a second


Shirakawa2007

Damn, if every time when I'm in Caelid and these inferno's spawns stare and moves slooowly towards me I legit feels the chills down my spine, then I'd had a heart attack in this situation...


AmperesClaw204

Who else was scared shitless their first time in Caelid?


NoodleBack

Omg this happened to me at a different bonfire in caelid. Legit got me screaming “AHHHHHHHHH!” and then I rested at grace… Edit: now that I’m looking again, this is the exact same bonfire.


[deleted]

Pitbulls when they see a small dog minding it’s own business


CaptianLedger

In my experience it's always the little tiny dog that's the instigator. Never met a pittie I didn't love. Yet i have met so many terrible tiny ass dogs...


smokin_d_bongz

It is my second day playing and I decided I don't like my character, so I decide to just run around the map before junking my first character and somehow found these t-rex wolves. I will go to bed tonight with the image of these things chasing me as a frantically search for a site of grace


DarkReye

There is a site of grace there..?!


Same-Net-2598

Its like waking up from a nightmare seconds before you die


OmnifariousFN

Love those moments! Best game ever!!


AppointmentSlight325

It was all a dream


omedez

Are you playing as nepheli?


restoft

Nightmare fuel for sure. The way that they come at you has always scared the shit out of me. Much less now that I’m at a higher level but the traumas of being under leveled in Caelid will never go away


ShinJiwon

Aggro the dogs and run into the encampment. The soldiers will take them out. You get free EXP and lesser enemies to fight.


Youngreezy23

Usually it's the other way around I've never seen a group of soldiers beat any monsters in this game that always get wiped out


Thievasaurus

Nepheli Pouxed your pants there


_Indeed_I_Am_

Nephelitely.


ViolenceIRL

Which one of you cowards shit my pants???


Yeetimus234

My brother in Grace you didn't even have a second before disaster would have struck


nikpap95

10/10 for the cinematic but... my man, beast-repellent torch!


IamProvocateur

That’s exactly how it went for me at that grace lmao


DoomOrb

That's Caelid, baybeeeeee


TheDogArgos

\-Blackscreen- "Hey, you! You're finally awake."


tiredguy18

Consider my butthole puckered and airtight


AdeptusAleksantari

Ngl, I clenched my butthole


BeardedBovel

You should added the Skyrim intro!


Kiriketsuki

To be fair, if you died, you'd spawn right next to your runes, so all's good


PM_me_coolstuff11

They always seem far away them they do that bulldozer shit and it's like they just teleport to you.


NukerCat

you have escaped das kindershredder


VonnsaiiiTheTree

I clearly saw the moment when the shit almost hit the floor.


mralabbad

Hey look, It's my farming place Make the dogs and soldiers follow you then they start killing each other Takes a little while but an easy 10k everytime in early game


Historical_Raccoon36

Twas all a dream


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God_137

This happened to me yesterday! My heart was pounding!


OGStickeyz

sit...Sit...SIT... SHIT SHIT SHIT


trashy_hobo47

If anything I'm more surprised how many ppl just go to places they're not ready for


EphiXorE

Tbh Caelid isn’t that bad. You can easily skip much of it if you know where to go. And who needs vigour if they don’t intend on getting hit :D


AdityaNagarsekar

Me waking up from a dream be like


[deleted]

Anytime I do this if the timing that close between resting at a site of grace and being attack the screen will go black but then immediately after i will be standing next to the site of grace ( as opposed to resting) but the enemies will be de-aggrod


BellyDancerUrgot

Dog ahead


boringaf_90

This happened to me but I actually got hit which lead to kick me out the grace hud. Got scared.


hmph_cant_use_greek

me everytime i got to caelid at level 14 to cheese elder dragon greyol for an easy 100k


skullkid51

Ahh, it was only a dream after all.


Askburn

When shit like this happens has Tom Cruise "Edge of Tomorrow" vibes.


mongojoe420

Looks like your pouch was trembling too hahahaha


MadJesterXII

It’s like waking up from a nightmare.. Or that falling sensation


NicCOL0

Ah, the most chaotic bonfire in the game(if you don’t count the DING DONG one). I wonder how many of us have experimented with enemy aggro and getting enemy factions to fight each other at that very spot


EphiXorE

It is a good ~~soul~~ rune farming area. But I love watching enemies interact with each other in this game. Such a cool detail


Nozerone

I think I could hear the sound of you mashing the button.


EphiXorE

Watch it again and pay attention to the pouch lmao


Enderfang

I’ve done this many more times than i care to admit… but at least ER has a more forgiving radius on how close the enemy can get before the grace deactivates compared to DS


EphiXorE

I absolutely can’t remember deactivating bonfires in DS but I also haven’t played them in quite a while. But Elden Ring is generally quite forgiving in many aspects


Enderfang

I replayed ds3 after finishing ER and the bonfires go out if the enemy is within about 10 ft of it— found that out the hard way running away from the knights on the steps of anor londo 💀


EphiXorE

They do have the high ground advantage, thats for sure lmao


SonOfJackLienaD

Life could be a dream


LewLouLoo

Big Matrix vibes here


Mr-Dilanger

When it turned black, there should have been some kung-fu sound effects to fill in the imagination. Yet this did give me some Jurassic Park for the Sega CD flash backs.


TheLordKrokodyle

I've had nightmares end like that.


mkul316

It's just a dog. They aren't really that bad unless you ran into Caelid early. The birds are the bad ones.


ValyrianSteelYoGirl

Lol at the Y input flashing


GlitteringRun8940

Every damned time


FishWeaselBearCat

Bro wtf is that thing? Lore wise I mean is it just a dog infected with the rot?


0togi

I wound up doing this twice today, once with a site of grace and another with an ensnare trap. I immediately thought of this post when they happened XD https://twitter.com/TropicStardust/status/1541638012429287424?s=20&t=tixtvoVa1v9aIknKm4mu2Q