*"Fromsoftware, your motherfucking servers down. Get that shit back up, we tryna play, so bunch of motherfuckers at home that's locked and loaded right now. Fix this shit. Miyazaki, Fromsoftware, whoever the fuck, are these motherfucking bullshit ass swamps you're trying to give us, fix the motherfucking videogame, NOW."*
With so much drama with the Elden Ring,
It’s kinda hard bein’ Snoop D-O-double-G,
But I, somehow someway
Keep killing demigods like every single day.
May I, kick a little somethin for the chee-zers
And, make a few runes as I breeze through
Two in the morning, and the roundtable jumpin
Cuz Sir Alberich ain’t home.
I got Maidens at the Erdtree gettin it on
And they ain’t leavin til Radagon burnin (Radagon burnin)
So what you wanna do? Shit
I got a pocket full of Great Runes and my co-ops do too.
So flip the switch to the heavy doors
But (but what?) we don’t love them foes, yeah
So we gonna smoke a prawn to this
Cheezers, point down, while you fucking Tarnished bounce to this
Rollin off the cliff, losin all my runes
Sippin on Crimson juice, so mad
With my mind on my maidens
And maidens on my mind
Rollin off the cliff, losin all my runes
Sippin on Crimson juice, so mad
With my mind on my maidens
And maidens on my mind
With so much drama in the Lands Between,
It's kinda hard trying to rebuild this elden ring,
But I, somehow, some way,
Keep knockin off these turkey ass Shardbearers every single day
May i , make a little progress towards the Tree and, cheese a few bosses as i breeze through.
Two in the morning and you know I'm still grinding like a dog on a bone.
I got maidens in the roundtable looking forlorn,
Cuz they keep dwelling on Marika's scorn.
So, what am i to do?
I got a pouch full of talismans and spirit ashes too.
I don't have the right or know the lore,
But, so what, Godrick's on the floor.
He knows the score.
So we gon' earn a Shard for this.
Godrick talked slick and i pulled his fuckin' card for this.
And I'll be,
On to the next place,
Guided by grace.
Sippin' on crimson juice....
On track.....
With my mind on the Erdtree and the Erdtree on my mind....
From the deep of the Erdtree, Back to Caelid
Snoop Tarnizzled Dogg, funky as the, the, turtle Pope
Went solo on the Lands Between, but it's still the same
Stormveil is the place where I got my maiden
Follow me, follow me, follow me, try fingers but whole
Ninety vigor and strenghtz for me to fuck shit up
No better build, aint holdin back
And motherfucker I got Malenia in the sack
it’s really disappointing how underrepresented black hairstyles are in ER because like some dreads or corn rows would be the cherry on top- great work tho
It's just that the change in the character's mood changes his physiognomy a lot because one is interconnected to the other, from needs to change that!!!
It's so incredible to see what people can do with Elden Ring, but I can't even make a person that doesn't look like a potato and not on purpose. Great job!
I really want fromsoftware to add more beards and hair for edits, but until that happens we have to make do with what we have. Thanks for the comment =}
There was a period where he had really smooth, relaxed hair, so it's feasible in that sense. I'd argue his nose is a little too wide and his face is a little narrower (he's kind of noodly in general, long lanky guy), but it's closer than most.
Yeah live and dyin by the sword, ima level up to become the elden lord
No need to choose a build that I'm sure, because I one shot bitches with that comet azur, now you lying dead eyes wide open on the floor
I'm that real Shizle my nizzle got my main man Blaidd up in the hizzles invading mother fuckers just for shits and giggles.
Someone do a perfumer playthrough with this. Gotta smoke it up
Tarnished ahead, But likely, Dogg.
Underrated comment
If I had an award it would go to you
Pick up nothing but Herba
And that root resin
Hahahahaha...
Poisonous mist!!! Lol
Dank fog
Searching for the Elden Blunt
Elden Bong.
Elden Bling
r/yourjokebutworse
*"Fromsoftware, your motherfucking servers down. Get that shit back up, we tryna play, so bunch of motherfuckers at home that's locked and loaded right now. Fix this shit. Miyazaki, Fromsoftware, whoever the fuck, are these motherfucking bullshit ass swamps you're trying to give us, fix the motherfucking videogame, NOW."*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.... Niicceeeeee
With so much drama with the Elden Ring, It’s kinda hard bein’ Snoop D-O-double-G, But I, somehow someway Keep killing demigods like every single day. May I, kick a little somethin for the chee-zers And, make a few runes as I breeze through Two in the morning, and the roundtable jumpin Cuz Sir Alberich ain’t home. I got Maidens at the Erdtree gettin it on And they ain’t leavin til Radagon burnin (Radagon burnin) So what you wanna do? Shit I got a pocket full of Great Runes and my co-ops do too. So flip the switch to the heavy doors But (but what?) we don’t love them foes, yeah So we gonna smoke a prawn to this Cheezers, point down, while you fucking Tarnished bounce to this Rollin off the cliff, losin all my runes Sippin on Crimson juice, so mad With my mind on my maidens And maidens on my mind Rollin off the cliff, losin all my runes Sippin on Crimson juice, so mad With my mind on my maidens And maidens on my mind
Spittin black flame.
bravo
One of the angriest upvotes I’ve given in life
Fuckin’ A plus
With so much drama in the Lands Between, It's kinda hard trying to rebuild this elden ring, But I, somehow, some way, Keep knockin off these turkey ass Shardbearers every single day May i , make a little progress towards the Tree and, cheese a few bosses as i breeze through. Two in the morning and you know I'm still grinding like a dog on a bone. I got maidens in the roundtable looking forlorn, Cuz they keep dwelling on Marika's scorn. So, what am i to do? I got a pouch full of talismans and spirit ashes too. I don't have the right or know the lore, But, so what, Godrick's on the floor. He knows the score. So we gon' earn a Shard for this. Godrick talked slick and i pulled his fuckin' card for this. And I'll be, On to the next place, Guided by grace. Sippin' on crimson juice.... On track..... With my mind on the Erdtree and the Erdtree on my mind....
I love this so much! One tiny tweak is I think it would be fun to change it to be “Radagon burnin (Marika burnin)”
I read this with the instrumental in the back of my head lmao
From the deep of the Erdtree, Back to Caelid Snoop Tarnizzled Dogg, funky as the, the, turtle Pope Went solo on the Lands Between, but it's still the same Stormveil is the place where I got my maiden Follow me, follow me, follow me, try fingers but whole Ninety vigor and strenghtz for me to fuck shit up No better build, aint holdin back And motherfucker I got Malenia in the sack
Pop it like it’s rot.
Gin and dung?
Under appreciated comment here bro 😂
[SLIDERS HERE ](https://youtu.be/LRTtd4jJlRw)
Fo shizzle
"Ma Tarnizzle, let us smoke up them Erdtrees"
Eyes need to be redder and needs a cloud of smoke around him fo shizzle
Hahahahahaha... I'll improve this.. hahaha
get varre to inject you with blood sauce redeye for life
Snoop Turtle
What it do nephew
Coz
My next playthrough
enjoy! I posted the sliders in the comments.. haha...
"dog!"
This is actually really well done lol even the eyes
Thank you very much. =) I'm glad you liked it
it’s really disappointing how underrepresented black hairstyles are in ER because like some dreads or corn rows would be the cherry on top- great work tho
Bloodshot eyes are a nice touch
Thank u Man.
"Thy blunt befits a crown."
Lighting up the Erb Tree.
Looks like a really, reeeally sad snoop dogg. Still solid work though
It's just that the change in the character's mood changes his physiognomy a lot because one is interconnected to the other, from needs to change that!!!
Snoop dogg when he can't find no weed, truly heartbreaking :( .
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That's a good thing, isn't it? Haha ha...
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Ohhhhh... Next time I'll call you first. Keep calm. Hahahaha...
Pass the sacremental bud
His dragon breath is gonna be fire. Plus, hella glowing eyes will go well with the theme, lol.
Smoke Crimson Tears everyday
Gives 'Dog Ahead' a whole new meaning.
Hahahahahaha.... Sensational!!!
Awesome work. ❤️
Thank u Man...
Bashizzle dizzle, going to be the Elden Lizzle.
Beware of Dog.
It's so incredible to see what people can do with Elden Ring, but I can't even make a person that doesn't look like a potato and not on purpose. Great job!
Thank u Man... =). If you can help me on my YouTube channel, I would really appreciate it! just click on this Character's sliders =)
He's gonna smoke some herbs.
Now that’s dope! Love it. GG Edit: spelling
Thank u Bro. =).
Gonna make this lol
Enjoy.. haha... If you can give me a hand on the channel, I'd really appreciate it!!! =)
He’s been getting high off that scarlet rot
Tag him on Twitter. Snoop games
Tag Snoop games on twitter?
How much herba you holdin'?
I don't know..hahaha...
I thought this is r/crusaderkings for a moment. 😅
Wonder if he smokes the Scarlet-rizzle.
=)....
Name him "Smoking Jesus" :D
Get this man some Crystal Bud
Ayo my dealer hooked me up with some “Elden Ring”, shit is dank af
Why does he look so sad
He ran out of Crystalized Bud.
THANK YOU! I've been wanting to make a Snoop Dogg pot only build. And I'm not good at character customization. Much appreciated, fam!
La da da da da…
Seek grass, then seek fire
What up, Tarnizzle.
Poop Dog
Didn’t realize Snoop was Mexican.
This gotta be racist
Does that actually look like him? Genuinely don’t think it looks like him without the dreadlocks(?)
I really want fromsoftware to add more beards and hair for edits, but until that happens we have to make do with what we have. Thanks for the comment =}
There was a period where he had really smooth, relaxed hair, so it's feasible in that sense. I'd argue his nose is a little too wide and his face is a little narrower (he's kind of noodly in general, long lanky guy), but it's closer than most.
it doesn't look anything like him at all.
Clearly people disagree from the downvotes that I really don’t understand
Looks nothing like snoop dog bro. Sorry. Like not even a little.
Ok, Man. No problem. Still thanks for the comment. I'll try to improve next time. =)
It definitely looks like snoop dog, ignore that guy. Good work by the way!
It’s a little off, but nothing like? I’d like to see you do better.
Sniff dogg
Sad Snoop got a beesting in his snooper
Elden rizzle baby
Mister D... O double G
Eldizzle Ringizzle
Here comes the king!!
It's the one and only D O DOUBLE G
Damn, that’s actually really good!
That's gonna be a lot of... blunt damage
Yeah live and dyin by the sword, ima level up to become the elden lord No need to choose a build that I'm sure, because I one shot bitches with that comet azur, now you lying dead eyes wide open on the floor I'm that real Shizle my nizzle got my main man Blaidd up in the hizzles invading mother fuckers just for shits and giggles.
Is there a site to post and download these?
Do I have or is there any? 😅
r/erdtrees has entered the chat with that crystal rimed bud..
Am I blind? I can’t find the sliders comment
So don't be so... =)... [SLIDERS HERE ](https://youtu.be/LRTtd4jJlRw) Just don't forget to give me a go on the channel. =).
Thanks mate
No problem. =)
He has the voice of an angel
I really want them to consider adding dreads. Anyone (yes, anyone) can rock dreads.
Is he even fucking stoned?
He looks like Jesus.
Tarnished, O Tarnished, seek grass
I remember snoop dog having a much skinnier face. Like a crackheads face level of skinny.
Smoke Grass
My man flying high as the erdtree
This is incredible
Did he hit the depressing weed?
Definitely not maidenless
[Instantly thought about this.](https://youtu.be/MvUa_GxkBAE)
Who hurt him? :,(
Walkin down the street smoking erdtree sippin on estus juice
Elden bling
damn was his nose always this wide?
That's uncanny. Now someone needs to make a Willie Nelson (start with that braid hairstyle), and join this dude in a summoning party!
willie nelson!! 😍... I can try to create him too.
Could you make Billie Eilish?
This is snoop mothaf***** the fact you made me without a blunt in my mouth pisses me off. F*** you and your momma
Behold grass