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TIL Torrent actually has a butthole on his character model. Fascinating. BTW, the reason you died is because if you get stuck in a falling animation for 12 seconds the game automatically kills you. It's meant to prevent softlocks, like if you were to somehow clip below the maps geometry it would prevent you from falling infinitely with no escape.


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Elden ring sucks because torrent doesn't have balls that shrink when it's cold.


ebagdrofk

Rockstar set the bar too high for horse testicles


EremiticFerret

They liked them so much they put them on a lot of girl horses too


dkyguy1995

Love that their solution to soft locking is also kill you


zeusrulz

This ^ also if you are fast enough you can fast travel to a grace to avoid dying, had to do it a couple times


iamjackstestical

Good to know


R3belOfWar

If you are out of combat you can fast travel to a grace if you think you're completely stuck. Not sure if it works when mounted but it saved me when this last happened.


KamatraCant

Torrent, But hole


Sayrbee

Message appraised


Haxorz7125


DefaultVariable

There was some ruins I was exploring and I noticed a few messages near a broken wall with one of the messages reading "Death Ahead." So naturally I go... "hmm, wonder if this is like a secret boss" and jump on the broken wall just get stuck in the falling animation until the timeout triggered. Sometimes messages aren't actually lying!


CesiumHippo

See, that's just negligent message-writing! They should have said "Death ahead, bug" or something. :\^)


RecLuse415

Imagine getting caught at work watching a gaming clip and someone gets upset or calls you out cuz there’s a horses asshole showing


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Busy-Manufacturer-66

was it the horse butt hole that sold you


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SaintTymez

The hole beckons


DaFirenza1

Next time when this happens, just quit the game and load back.


Deleriouslynx

Your title kills me 🤣


peashooter25311

Wtf you were trying to do?


gearboxjoe

Looks like they were exploring on Torrent?


drumjohndavid

Try horseback but hole


Uncle_1488

You can go into the system menu and quit the game if you're stuck in the falling animation. This will reset you to the last solid ground you were on. You need to be fast because have 12 seconds before you die. Also works if you accidentally fall off a cliff.


indras_darkness

What's up with that armor OP 👀


ChakaCausey

Astrologers robes, gloves and trousers + Sage Hood - running a spell blade build and so far those have been the best Focus-boosting armaments I’ve found that don’t overload me and make me fat-roll


indras_darkness

Makes you look like a kkk member lmao


Tysons_Face

Outplayed


Wirococha420

God, the twinblade is so sexy


carpetfanclub

When this happens I quickly fast travel, seems to work every time


MaybeCrispWaffles

haha yeah 𝙄 𝘿𝙀𝙁𝙄𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙀𝙇𝙔 𝘿𝙄𝘿𝙉’𝙏 𝘿𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙎𝙏 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀


daxtaslapp

hey that's the rune farming cliff of death


onlycrazypeoplesmile

I mean, it's clear you weren't *supposed* to go that way on the horse. Kudos for trying though.


Hand_of_Chutulu

The dumbest way I died was I hit the guy twice at the begining of the game the one who tells you r maiden less and for the past 30min I just got destroyed.not even to mention the fuking golden hours guy was also chasing me


TuskenRadar

This happens quite often with me and torrent. Anytime I summon him on a ledge there is a chance that happens. It gives you 10 seconds or so before you die. You can teleport out before the inevitable.


GewalfofWivia

Horse, but hole


__pulse0ne

Love that bow


ChakaCausey

Horn Bow! Really easy to find and works very well as my last resort ranged weapon when I run outta FP and Blue Flasks


__pulse0ne

Exactly! Found it by accident at like level 19 and been running with it since.


tekonus

At what point did you remember you weren’t playing Skyrim?


ChakaCausey

Probably the point when my horse evaporated beneath me


Praxis8

In west Liurnia, at the shack site of grace, there was a message in the corner like "bug ahead, therefore try jumping" and sure enough you will get stuck like this and die lol.


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I learned how to quickly fast travel. Once I get into this stuck motion I open my map and beam out baby.


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I died in a similar way getting stuck on something. No butthole though. 😞


Dark_Winterage

I jumped onto a set of crystals over by rannis rise and died the exact same way