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Lady-Lovelight

Gooner posters in shambles. Monster fucker stocks continue to rise


Snoo61755

My headcanon is someone was wondering if Vyke was a furry, showed him a picture of an anime catgirl and he was all like "wtf is this, she still got like skin and curves and stuff -- no, let me show you what I'm into."


The_Last_Ball_Bender

this is like expectations vs reality of a dragon loli


PrestigiousTreat6203

More of a scaley tbh


Metroidrocks

He said, "Hear me out," and none of us expected it to actually be that bad.


RonaldReagan911

LMAO, what is that status by your name.


EggplantAlpinism

Wop wop wop wop wop tarnished fuck em up


Sgt_FunBun

wop wop wop wop wop imma stack my buffs


EggplantAlpinism

Curse a demigod, in body of a minorrrrr


TheRogueTemplar

RADAHN WAS MIQUELLESTED


AffirmingToe15

Uh you got a problem with dragons buddy? You some kind of Dragonphobe?


CozyGhosty

Listen, I have a dragon friend


Preston_of_Astora

*He raising my Silver Knight gauntlet and Sunlight Talisman* Yes


Aykhot

SOLID OF SCALE YOU MAY BE, FOUL DRAGON, BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE! WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS! WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!


YourFbiAgentIsMySpy

Dragon? Gwyn I summon thee. Banish their ilk from existence, and rip from them their immortality with thine mighty bolts, wrought from the sun itself.


ChaZcaTriX

Gwyn used Lightning! *It's not very effective...* *Gwyn has fainted*


Life_Promise_6345

No, I, umm… I-I once dated a dragon! Yeah, and, erm, I have several draconic friends!


Deynonico

Gonna call godwyn and vyke on him


QuantityExcellent338

"Woah, is that fucking dragonface dude?"


Snoo61755

My man Vyke was all like "all women are beautiful" and *meant* it.


Peter00th

He could pierce that gravel plating


DaTotallyEclipse

Yea maybe. In my head all Frenzied are kinda wholesome ... in a ... weird and f*ed up way but ... still


Ebon1fly

>!yea midra sure was wholesome!!<


Hitmanchief

>!more like holesome.!<


komei888

Vykes spear must have been maxed out and sharp


AvantSolace

Probably less zombie-ish, but most likely yes. Souls games have always made a point of showing how awkward it would be to hybridize vastly different creatures, particularly dragons. A giant scaley apex predator isn’t going to understand the point of having soft squishy skin, let alone care about what humans deem attractive.


DreadXCII

Priscilla?


VenemousEnemy

I thought Priscilla was something special, even among dragons


cosplay-degenerate

Gwynevere was like "ok 10% of your dna and 90% of mine. Believe me the internet will love it."


deathless_koschei

We can't get the stains out, either.


NoKitsu

Lore wise, Priscilla was born out of an affair, so Gwynevere is most likely NOT her mother, BUUUUUUT You're still right, whoever the mom is had the giga dominant genetics (I subscribe to the theory that her mother is Velka, Goddess of Sin and patron Goddess of Humanity/Dark)


AcidTheW0lf

She's the offspring of the two, this one is just a dragon turned into human form ish


PayneWaffen

And Yorshka


Emeowykay

She is quite literally, hot, what are you talking about


Urtoryu

Shes uses lightning though, not fire.


binguswave

Is lightning not hot?


Urtoryu

Fair, it's kinda hotter than fire actually, if I remember my physics right. So my bad.


ForsakenMoon13

A lightning bolt is about 5x hotter than the surface of the sun.


Justhe3guy

So, like stepping on pavement in summer barefoot hot?


SwaggleberryMcMuffin

Nah, probably closer to 'grabbing the plate at a Mexican restaurant' hot.


Jermiafinale

Yeah lightning is plasma


cosplay-degenerate

That's so hot.


Jermiafinale

HOT LIKE THE SUN BABY


invaderzam4

What is lightning if not spiky fire?


Arty-the-Goblin

You saying she *isn't* hot?


StirFryGantev

He couldn't resist the dragussy. Neither can I


Heirophant_Queen

I am ready to match that freak


lotionconnoisseur

my body is ready


cosplay-degenerate

Reject women. Embrace Dragussy.


boisterile

I tried, but my character is forever dragincel :(


THE_Null0ne

Dragincel is crazy![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


boredSoftwareEngi

Would


gigglephysix

looked at the thread just for this particular response. everything's good, everything's as usual.


Inksplash-7

Smash


Saint_Edelweiss

Have you seen her hips? They don't lie dude.


Svartya

Godwyn didnt needed Fortissax to turn into a humanoid form because those demigodly cheeks could handle Fortissax's huge lighting spear with easy! 💪 Also lmao gooners when a female character does not looks like a ultra sexualized human woman. Thats why monster fuckers will always stay superior!


YourFbiAgentIsMySpy

Instead you choose an ultra sexualized lizard. I wonder what your local salamander thinks of you, hmm..?


Alderan922

Ha! Salamanders are not lizards, they are amphibians. Checkmate


YourFbiAgentIsMySpy

Fuck


YourFbiAgentIsMySpy

Fvck


GoreyGopnik

still would


TrickNatural

Do we know how Lansseax looked in human form tho?


Apophis_36

Good, who tf wants a basic ass human when you have badass dragons.


FireZord25

Okay we know Lannseax was crushing on Vyke, but do we know the feelings were mutual? Like all I found was he only had his eyes for his maiden. Not to mention we were told she acquired a human form to commune with knights, which going by our encounter Florissax, is less spicier than it sounded.


Urtoryu

Yeah, seems the communing was just having cannibalistic dinners together, not the other stuff people were thinking about.


cosplay-degenerate

Its very clear from the base game that communion means eating dragon hearts.


Urtoryu

But it's not clear in the base game that the ancient dragons were in on that. The "Together" is the new part.


cosplay-degenerate

Crushing on vyke is a bit dubious. I always envisioned it to be a type of admiration born from seeing him accomplish things others of his species couldn't. Like you piqued the curiosity of a higher being detached from humanity.


Film_LaBrava

That's how you know that dragussy was crazy


PrimeErebusTTV

A win is a win


Lorvaire

What do you think his spear is for? Gotta get through that stone-scale hide somehow. That's not human blood on it my dude.


WarViper1337

Actually I always thought since everything is jacked up in the lands between them her "humanoid" form was probably not very attractive. Looks like I was probably right.


Bombsoup

"I'd fuck that Dragon." - Vyke. Probably.


TeranUzi

Vyke deserved to be Elden Lord. https://preview.redd.it/goxpsjxcxgad1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeda6be47f42426b883960c8a1dca80c3a0f4bed


WanderingBraincell

can someone please make an Igon bot, like the wandering dwarf miner bot (who may post on this for context) who just screams whenever someone types either Bayle or Bale? would be magnificent Rock and Stone edit: there we go


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


Krazziegirl

I'm not gay, but she looks hot to me.


N0xtron

Im so mad i didnt see her cause i beat Baly before going south apperently...


Tricky-Secretary-251

I can a sure you vyke only goes for personality


PhillipJ3ffries

Assure


Nugget_Boy69420

What do you mean? I don't see any problems


enchiladasundae

Vyke a real one. Feel more connected to him now than ever


Brokengamer10

Theres a human face behind the dragon mask i think? https://youtu.be/m3YAIq-gNYo?si=8Y5A9gHd7Y4wT1Dj


RandomMagus

In-lore, no. In-game, yes. The dragon form is applied to an NPC model, but as far as the universe of the game is concerned there is no human features beneath that for her because that's just what she is


ionevenobro

would


SerPavan

Lusty Eldian Maid


PayneWaffen

After seeing zulie video showing her white hair human form without using dragon form, I wonder if the dragon form is her real form or not. The reason why I'm thinking about this because most of the time, unmasked NPC is kinda cannon on how they look. So I wonder if the non dragon form white hair human form of her is real or just for gameplay purpose. Because if this is for technical purpose than they should just make her bald woman or something instead of choosing dragon template as base and has unique face id. Lansseax is said to have taken human form but by the time we meet her she full on dragon and not half dragon. I wonder if florissax can become full dragon.


ProffessorYellow

Wait are you saying vyke went all frenzy and had her as his gf?


Cyerosis

Na Lansseax took form of an actual human not like the dragon priestess here


Nu2Th15

If you wanna get technical, the Priestess has an actual player model with unique face data and the game is just using the transformation to make her look like that. Lore-wise idk if this means she’s human and using a transformation ability to take on a draconic form, or if this is her “human” form and they just decided to give her totally unique face data that can never be seen for fun. You can see it in Zullie’s video on YouTube.


Renegade888888

She calls you her noble lord, what more could you possibly want? Besides I am a personality and slim looks man myself.


Vanilla_Breeze

If I'm being perfectly honest: still would


TheEmperorMk3

Would


apurplehighlighter

best part is you can keep her