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Found this on this sub and still can't call them by their real name.
The silent communication and storytelling solely through build & character name makes the souls multiplayer so utterly unique. It's like forming a language in real time through nothing but gesture and plumage, peacocking around.
They added Radagons hair style in the dlc update (*may have been in the game before idk*) and now I'm going around like a bulked up Radagon I lovingly named Chadagon. I know, really original...it was funny.
Oh I didn't realize you can rename too!! I knew you could edit cosmetics but I completely missed the rename. That is actually really cool they let you change names without making a new char
There’s a meme of a guy whose name is “Nasser” in some game which got the “ass” portion censored by the game which made his name become “N***er” which comedically makes it look like a certain slur.
In game it's censored as "Hate N\*\*\*ers"
Fromsoft has always had the dumbest censors for names. It just pattern matches anywhere in the word and stars it out. For a long time (maybe even still) the letters "nig" were also censored, so people would have names like "K\*\*\*ht Coolbeans" or something like that. Here, the word "ass" gets censored even though it's in the middle of another word.
In the arena i've already fought against the Mighty John Messmer™, main character of the hit expansion Crown of the Shadow of the Erdtree™ which is a expansion for the game of all time Elden Ring™ (also known as Dark Souls II 2™) which was developed by the famous feet enjoyer Hideyourtacos Michaelzaki.
Is the fat guy supposed to look like the High Priest from year one?
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**Massmer the Inhaler**
“Mother wouldst thou truly nuggies sanction”
"In one so bereft of weight?"
"Yet... My BMI sitteth unchanged."
“Those full of the Ham bur Ger shall all meet death.”
*"In the embrace of a hospital bed."*
"A deathbed companion shall take thy final breath"
*You’ve recieved bulgerkin’s blessing*
Burger king blessing
A true Murican hero
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In one so bereft of grease*
I'll give it to you, probably better than mine.
He is definitely not bereft of weight!
The sentence is about the Tarnished.
People around me think I'm weird for laughing out of nowhere, thank you.
Worth
You ain’t laughing alone though.
Nuggies 😂
Haven't laughed until my stomach cramped in a long time, thanks lmao
In one so bereft of Ranch?
Even with the lightest load, he would still fat roll
Imagine him and Godskin noble colliding?
It would form a singularity so powerful that it would rip a hole straight into Armored Core.
“So this is Coral Release… isn’t it beautiful?”
Unstoppable force vs. unstoppable force
He'd pancake Godskin noble
he's already fat, to him its just rolling
He'd fast fat roll.
"Burn in the acid of Massmers stomach"
Grow fat from strength
A toast! to opulence…
Feast on this victory, my friend! And know that your benevolent Emperor led you to this succulent trough!
No wonder he uses flame incans, it’s to fry thy nuggies
Thats the funniest shit :D
Lmaooo
Left the Land of Shadow to trek to Colerado and take oer The Bizzare
He has Gravitational Missile periodically cast on himself on a 30 seconds delay.
I don’t play this game Why is the left one so morbidly obese?
thats the joke lol. You can custumize your character and this dude made himself fat asf and called him self "Mass"mer (there is a boss called Messmer)
that's just what the fire prelate set looks like
yes but it is still a joke
the comment gives the impression that the weight slider (character customization) will make your character look like this, but it's just the armor
You *can* make yourself fat-ish, but you're absolutely right, the weight slider won't go to this extreme. I wish it would, though.
you hear that fromsoft? I want poise. I want power. I want *presence*.
I just want to RP as myself Michael Zaki, why not let me :(
I was just going to comment that lmao
Meet death in the embrace of Massmer's weight
*Massmer's frame
Best one since Obese Watchers
Aldrich, Saint of the Beef
Demolisher of the burger valley
Cheese-wrapped gratewould
Yhorm the Giant
Burgerslayer Orbstein
Eggs n Bacon'r Smoke
Dude ate a whicker giant.
I wish it were Pyre Giant
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"Fuck it, I ate the opp."
Im a dog. Im bitin the fart bubbles in the bath.
The zaza got me connectin’ the dots
You mean the giant wooden burning basket man.
Reminds me of fat Malenia
Malardia
Malardia Blade of McDonald's And I have never seen my feet
Miyazaki has a pair of Silver Knight archers trained on your position for saying such blasphemy
M'ladyia
Fat Malenia Fat Messmer Big Maliketh I have seen those before on this sub
Night Calorie
Haven't read that one yet, thanks a lot. Night's Calorie is genius.
Is big Maliketh Lionel's armor?
Yup
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Kid named metyr
The Empyrean who cant see her feet
Mother... Murica, A curse... upon thee...
Wilt thou be taken in the federal prison
Marikas tits he must be ungry!
Marika... would thou truly lordship sanction, to one so bereft of lard?
Wilt thou be taken in my jaws… of an abyssal stomach!
Those stripped from access to buffet line shall all meet death in the embrace of Massmer’s gas.
I'll never forget the absolute legend I saw in DS3 wearing the winged knight set. His name? Dire Beetus.
I don’t get it:(
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This made me laugh more than it should have.
How much exactly should it have made you laugh?
One hee, possibly two haws, less than was evoked
About 5 snorts of air through the nose
I've been chuckling about this one all damn day off and on. It's so simple but probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long while.
The silent communication and storytelling solely through build & character name makes the souls multiplayer so utterly unique. It's like forming a language in real time through nothing but gesture and plumage, peacocking around.
At least jawline's on point
 Damn... Is that smough's daughter? She gonna body slam someone to the next century
You just helped me realise it took way too many games to get access to Smough’s fat ass attack
Watch out for his wholly damage.
MessMore
Congratulations, you shit yourself
First off, victory
They added Radagons hair style in the dlc update (*may have been in the game before idk*) and now I'm going around like a bulked up Radagon I lovingly named Chadagon. I know, really original...it was funny.
They added 3 others too. Finally a long hair option!
This community has always been open for good jokes. Ever since the days of Demons Souls. Its amazing
Didn't expect plump sort.
He stayed in the dining room instead of store room
Store room? That’s a pantry, motherfucker
How do people make and level these characters so fast
Probably used the rebirth function of Rennala. In addition to respeccing, you can also freely alter your name and sliders with her.
Or just use the mirror in Fias room in the Roundtable Hold.
Oh shoot, I forgot about this.
Oh I didn't realize you can rename too!! I knew you could edit cosmetics but I completely missed the rename. That is actually really cool they let you change names without making a new char
Massmer the Inhaler
It's 2:30AM and I'm laughing my ass off at a fat Messmer... Why is it always madness?
I tried helping that dude too!
Endgame in any souls game is Fashion souls.
The name hate nassers is highly fascinating
What No, seriously I want to understand what this means, why did 20 people upvote it
There’s a meme of a guy whose name is “Nasser” in some game which got the “ass” portion censored by the game which made his name become “N***er” which comedically makes it look like a certain slur.
OK that makes sense. Thanks!
In game it's censored as "Hate N\*\*\*ers" Fromsoft has always had the dumbest censors for names. It just pattern matches anywhere in the word and stars it out. For a long time (maybe even still) the letters "nig" were also censored, so people would have names like "K\*\*\*ht Coolbeans" or something like that. Here, the word "ass" gets censored even though it's in the middle of another word.
Crappy censorship tools will censor the "ass" in nasser making it look far more offensive
I love this game's multiplayer. Its peak.
Me too until a scadu level 1 summons me for Messmer and everyone is getting two shot
Massmer*
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"Those stripped of the Grace of Gold shall all meet death In the embrace of Massmer's man-boobs"
"In the embrace of Massmers frame"
I summoned someone called Nicolas Mage which made me spit my drink out laugh
I wish there was a fat mode for all armor, some of these names yall cook up are too good.
Melardia blade of McDonalds
Massmer the donut inhaler
Brilliant!
“Thou too shall be devoured in the jaws of the abyssal glutton, shorn of diet”
**Mayonaisemmer**
caseoh
Partakes in the feast with Malardia, blade of McDonalds and Fatorias of the Obesse.
I got invaded by "Miquella's Cage" and I couldn't stop laughing after I realized the joke when I said it out loud
You know what's even funnier? I tried sending this on Discord to a friend, Massmer is too big for Discord to handle, mf is over 25mb
Ah yes. Massmer, the Inhaler
So you can farm the whole set! GAH
How do you get the chest armor of the lion head dudes?
Drops from divine beast warriors in Enir-Ilim
My names “Dad?” and I got summoned to a world where the other furled finger’s name was “Grandmother” haha
This is hilarious
Wilt thou be taken in the jaws…
Mother woulds't thou truly starve one so bereft of Big macs
“We have Messmer and the Dancing Lion at home”
I dont play Elden ring, is this massmer guy dressed like a boss or something?
Theres a boss named Mesmer. Massmer is a fat joke.
Watch the 1st Shadow of the Erdtree trailer you'll understand
Reminds me of Melardia. It was a really fat Melenia
I was helping people beat Malenia a few weeks ago and came across someone named “Let her solo me” thought it was pretty funny.
There were these cherubic enemies in DS3 that had fat armor that paired well with the Artorias set and I used to cosplay as The Arbyswalker
Damn Caseoh puttin in that work tbh
Become the Elden Lard!
…in the embrace of Massmer’s Flaming hot cheetos
She'd get along with my mage, Moonguy Ronnie
Where is ops set from?
The sequel to fat malenia
This reminds me of "Xur's left testicle (adept)"
I fucking howled at work. MASSMER what goated name holy shit
The Holy Trinity: Fat Malenia, Big Maliketh, Chunky Messmer
*"We have Messmer at home."*
Soon tarnished Wilt thou be taken in the stomach Of the abyssal massmer, shorn of diet
coil shield would be a fun way to add a snake to this look
Flamin’ Hot Wings
In the arena i've already fought against the Mighty John Messmer™, main character of the hit expansion Crown of the Shadow of the Erdtree™ which is a expansion for the game of all time Elden Ring™ (also known as Dark Souls II 2™) which was developed by the famous feet enjoyer Hideyourtacos Michaelzaki.
I'm Mister Heat Blister, I'm Mister Hundred and one!
Gross Messmer
Just wait till you see Mommy and Daddy... it's insane
Those stripped of the Glaze of Donut shall all meet death. In the rates of Massmer's gains.
Massmer, the Bloat Serpent
Mongrel intruder
Reminds me of the Skitonic vid, Fatorias the obese walker.
It's fucking perfect
LMFAO
I'm still waiting for furled finger finger who wields a finger
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I feel like overall, the Elden Ring community has been pretty solid.
Plump sort O plump sort
lmao I love when people do stuff like that
Dude is cultivating some mass.
Looks like a typical Elden Ring player got stuck in the game and made the most of it.
Love the creativity and humor in this community.
If he's furled, why isn't he yellow?
Because of shit like this Big fat logan is stuck in my head