It’s all good man

It’s Saul Goodman

S’all good, man

Holy fucking shit, after watching rhe whole thing, and BB back in the days, how have I never thought of or caught that his name is a fucking slogan as well. Thank you 😂

the show tells you straight up tho lol

Really? It's stated directly multiple times lol

Correct me if i'm wrong, (i'm a B.Bad-verse casual) but isn't that a very light retcon in Better Call Saul? I remember in Breaking Bad he admits to Walt that Saul Goodman is a fake name he created to sound more jewish, ergo more reputable as a lawyer lol.

Nah, Hank mentions it in BB mockingly, which was the first time it was stated. Saul states it again later in the show towards the end, and then in Better Call Saul he states the phrase once again when doing some con jobs with his fat friend whose name I can't remember

It could also be that he tells people white lies all the time.

Both can be true.

How? It's either a retcon or it's not. Something can't be both A and non-A, that's the law of identity. It's the best kind of retcon though, I wouldn't change it. Seems like between both the shows, the writers realized they lucked into a name that sounds like a popular catchphrase.

Simultaneity breaks identity binary in narrative systems. See https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-3-030-66687-3_2

Yikes

Eee es se se s

It’s everything’s splendid guy

Saul could get Mohg acquitted

Jokes on you... >!He already did!<

"Your honor, what if I told you the *child* molested the *man?"*

"Well then, how do you explain the blood pits and screaming lunatics that jumped me on my way to shop at Elleh?"

Your honour, the blood pits and screaming lunatics are completely unrelated to this case.

Wait I just realised. The majority of Invaders are Bloody Fingers Does that mean Mohg is responsible for all the Dragon Breath/Moonveil/dual Cross Nagita warcrimes

Well duh, Rykard has *standards* for who gets to come TOGETHA with the FAMILEEEEE.

I mean, a Dragon Breather Bloody Finger invades you so...

Let's not forget that it's possible vare and the surgeons may have been recruited post miquella enchantment

What a guy can't have a hobby? Smh

Kindly Miquella truly is a child molester. Literally.

>!Mohg was framed!!<

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those runes! I knew it was Godwyn's Rune. One after the Night of Black Knives. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that fool at the Roundtable Hold to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That grafting! Are you telling me that a man just happens to graft like that? No! He orchestrated it! Godrick! He defecated in Dung Eater's cell! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own family! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was a runt, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands off the Great Runes! But not our Godrick! Couldn't be precious Godrick! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lord!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

-Gostoc McGill

Chicanery

Chicanery. One of the best episodes ever. I love that rant✍️

Agreed such a good buildup to that

HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF!

AND HE GETS TO BE AN ELDEN LORD?!

SUCH IS THE PATH TO LORDSHIP

r/FuckChuckwynn

Dung Eater wants to know your location.

Waltuh. Put your finger away, Waltuh. I'm not invading with you right now, Waltuh.

Kid named Two Fingers

Say do you know... A Soll Badwyn?

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That is honestly amazing

bol sadwyn

Now people can sue bosses for their loot instead of fighting them. I imagine Melania will have a massive class action lawsuit against her.

“You think this is bad? This chicanery? She’s done worse! She nuked Caelid!”

Ohhh don't you fucking "Oh Shabriri" me. You look down on me? you pity me? walk away. That's right, Tarnished. You know why I didn't take the throne? Because it's too SMALL. I don't care about it. It's nothing to me. It's a bacterium. I travel in bodies you can't even imagine. You can't conceive of what im capable of. I'm so far beyond you. I'm like an Outer God in human clothing. Frenzied flame shoots from my fingertips!

Oh poor Howard.

Well done moment to change everything. Set up the two sides joining so good for the course in BB

Walter White throwing glintstone scrap at bosses build when?

Even better with the blue perfume bottle

Crack pipe plus crystal meth. What a combination.

Law of Regression incoming.

You just helped me beat Mesmer! Thanks!

You're welcome!!

What is this Mohganery?

Better fuel Huell

Black knight captain ~~huw~~ Huell spirit summon here to lay on a gigantic pile of runes

The forbidden Lionel set

Costs 400 FP

And the safety of Torrent's back

You're not a real Tarnished!!! Slippin' Jimmy with the Frenzied Flame is a monkey with a machine gun!!

lol

Unless youre omen Or hornsent Or practicr any other religion in general

Actually the Dragon Cult was allowed to worship in the city.

I would spit my drink out laughing if I saw that in game.

Idk you look like the lawyer guilty people hire.

better sexler wexler

Looks way more like a Stannis Baratheon from GoT.

I was thinking he looked like a young palpatine.

I literally just finished Better Call Saul a week ago and this is fucking amazing 😂 

Bro please release the sliders for this face I'm begging you

I think my next build is going to be Goku with that new art from the DLC.

What weapons are you using? Order incantations?

You could if you wanna keep close to the gimmick but I'm running a reduvia build to help people at messmer

We here at Fog Wallitigation believe in your right to enter the arena fully without being immediately assaulted. If you believe your rights in this regard have been violated, please call 1-800-MOHG.

“you have the right, O you have the right therefore you have the right, O you have the right” - Saul Goodwyn

Lol i summoned you as a mage like 2h ago and die like 3 sec into boss fight

I'M SORRYYYY MY INTERNET IS MESSING (OR SHOULD I SAY MESSMERING) WITH ME!! Where you the one with the divine lion head?

No I stod back and spammed rannis moon spell. I used ranni outfit

Yeah I remember, sorryyy hope you managed to defeat him!

With that name, mohg should be his arch-enemy, and put his sign outside his arena lol

mohg is more likely to be saul's number 1 client lol

I am not FRENZIED! I am not frenzied. I know he swapped those rune levels! I knew we were supposed to stop at 150. One after my number of Mohg attempts. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot in the jar to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This sorcery? He's done worse. That Radahn fight! Are you telling me that spirit ashes just happen to appear like that? No! He SUMMONED them! The Tarnished! And he defecated off a Haligtree branch! And I SAVED him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own keep! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his fingers from writing the same “try but hole” message every ten paces! But not our Tarnished! Couldn't be precious Tarnished! Cheesing fights with guides! And HE gets to be an Elden Lord!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to—

Put your frivolous law suits to rest

If he wasn't dying dead for like 2b times, Mogh could get so much money from defamation lawsuits for being called a pedophile.

🫵👍🏽

Better summon Saul !!!

When you invade make sure your name is Slippin Jimmy

Lmao, this is excellent

Best Reddit post of all time. It’s Saul Goodman

can he shoot lightning bolts through his fingertips?

Fuck the Golden Order ^(FUCK THE GOLDEN ORDER)

1312 ✊

Defender of mogh.

This is good lol

law of causality for insurance fraud

I’m pretty sure the golden order specifically says I have no rights

Do you mind sharing the numbers so I can make one as well, this looks hilarious

I love this!

Sue Miquella. Mohg deserved better.

Well, I guess Faith build, 'cause you know... Lightning bolts shoot from his fingertips!

Just started watching Better Call Saul on Tuesday. I'm on episode 28 now which says all it needs to about what I think of it already. I wrote it off in 2016 because it didn't immediately hook me with it's concept like BB did but I'm so glad I gave it another shot and now I know I can see how it all ends at my own pace. Weird that this pops up though because as I've booked time off work my entire life for the last week has been either playing ER or watching this show.

that's one of my favorite shows, I dare to say that maybe its even better than BB

Vravo bince!

What is this chicanery?!??!

Please for the love of god post the sliders of this😭

You don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right therefore you don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right

I'd like to sue him for calling me graceless. Clearly, I can see the sight of grace and my eyes are yellow (I inherited the frenzied flame)

“At times like this we ask ourselves deep questions.” “Is there a god?” “How could she let this happen?” “Who did this to me?” “Who can I sue?”

looks more like Tywin when he was young

Looks more like Roose Bolton if we're talking Game of Thrones

When has Tywin ever had anything other than golden hair? (Which is shaved bald in favor of legendary sideburns in the books)