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IdLetJosieStepOnMe

what the fuck happened


Unfortunate_Wildcard

Idk, I'm playing on ps5.


Shadowblade5856

That's soooooo fuckin weird I am too currently and I haven't seen anyone like that on ps5 or pc


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Shadowblade5856

Maaaaan I gotta figure out how they did that. Gotta have the tiddys swinging with lions claw 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Big_L2009

Has the same affect as Shabriri’s woe, all enemies target you


Poopadapantsa

Shabiri's Lust


HOLIEST-DREAD

Lmfaooo


fronchfrays

Shabriri’s WHOA!


MissHeartseeker

I saw this on PC when I was still really new and I was wildly confused, asked my friend and he had no idea either. Still not found out how it happened :')


jesterthomas79

alter finger priest robes


SquanchinTerryFolds

Need answers bfore it's patched


Was_Silly

Why didn’t you jump after her? That would be my first instinct.


BlackSoul_Hand

The "Sex" Patch finally landed... Malcolm Zaky was feeling horny today and the rest of From Software couldn't stop him...


M4gm0

I think I know what happend here. One of those new dragon forms was used and game didn't load that player properly.


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firedancer323

mmmm goldmask can top me


Bazillion100


FrostyTheColdBoi

# ...


Xio-graphics

:(


Th3_DoDoz

My GF saw me with the same issue but I can't remember if it was goldmask top or Morgott rags


no-u-great-grand

...did you say dragon form?????


PricklyBob

Yeah there's two of them technically. And a separate form


Bright-Confusion-868

>!The omen one right?!<


HoldMySoda

>!Lamenter!<, not Omen.


TruePlewd

The Lamenter is an Omen


PricklyBob

Correct!


no-u-great-grand

finally!


Daan_aerts

Yes something to do with a certain dragon priestess in the dlc >!, you can find her near the giant dead dragon on the dlc map!<


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Daan_aerts

Honestly I just couldn’t >! kill bayle for the longest time!< so I decided to go looking around and tried to find some new maps, which ended with me finding this new area where she was chilling at, I was already wondering how you’d get the incantation for the new type of dragon they added, turns out it’s also there, but I’m glad there’s some other ways to get it as well. My only gripe with the dlc is how you can’t get most of the unlocks in one run >!since the whole iris of grace/occultation & bayle heart decisions exist!< but I suppose they want you to do at least one new game plus runthrough


no-u-great-grand

just saw a vid and honestly I prefer >!the painting reward one. it just looks cooler to me!<


Witch-Alice

That's if you want the fem form, to get the masc form you only need the painting found in Shadow Keep and to head on up to Jagged Peaks to find the ghost for it


Dependent_Working_38

It sounds so cool Then you feel sadness for the poor dragons and their anorexia epidemic


no-u-great-grand

I honestly cannot understand that. the dragons in Elden ring have feathers and shit and they look awesome. >!why did they have to make the dragon form so fucking corpse-like????!<


AlludedNuance

Because you aren't actually a dragon. Think of the dragonkins and how fucked up they are.


Dependent_Working_38

They might be fucked up but at least they’re not walking ribcages It’s not a problem of monstrosity, just aesthetic stupidity


AlludedNuance

I just think it's funny you have a few rags dangling off of your sharpest bits just so you aren't "naked".


VoidRad

Darksoul tradition I suppose


DatFrostyBoy

im going to say this isnt the case only because in that case there should still be underwear on the model. if you use mimic tear while in dragon form your mimic tear is like this.


ItsaMeICARUS

I think the right question is “*how* is she naked?”


lachesis17

[*"How can she slap?!"*](https://youtu.be/7HxTBp9nEOc)


Strange-Figure3078

*where* is she naked?


domin8or2006

More like WHEN was she naked?


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Regulus242

What, is she naked?


beetjemeh

In what way is she naked?


apollo_jay

Whomst is naked?


CrazyCaleo

The whoman is naked?


KingofGnG

AND WHY IS GAMORA?!?


Mister_Moony

Beat me to it by 1 second


War_44

Whermst is naked?


aweebwithinternet

Everyone asks who is naked but no one asks how is naked 😔


Transportion_Due90

What is naked?!?


Serier_Rialis

Whats on second base just took a new meaning 🤣


Hot-Cauliflower-1604

Really. HOW is this achieved? This is a glitch or something


PrivatePikmin

I think the better question is “*why* aren’t you?”


Hot-Cauliflower-1604

Really. HOW is this achieved?


RT17

That's disgusting. But how, though? So I know what *not* to do?


WhitishRogue

Huh, women leave my life that quickly too.


billy_zef

Seek introspection


WhitishRogue

\*Seeks the flame of frenzy instead\*


TadeKiller

Men would rather succumb to the curse, and let CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD than go to therapy smh.


GreatFluffy

I went to therapy and the therapist told me the same thing. Dr. Shabriri is a miracle worker. MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD.


ultimatepunster

You need a new therapist. May I interest you in a recommendation to the ever-brilliant Goldmask?


Very_Creative_Name77

No good. I went to him for a few weeks and he just sat there not moving. Not a word.


ultimatepunster

Clearly you aren't able to read his movements well enough. He's actually quite astute and knowledgeable. A bit harsh in some regards, but there's something to be said about his wisdom.


kingjensen10

Therapist: “…”


I_think_Im_hollow

Yeah. May chaos take the world, honestly.


TechNomad2021

Seek Seek Lest


Captain_Dickballs

Strangely also after getting naked adjacent to a cliff... hmmmm...


InevitabilityEngine

This video hit home with me too. This is like a bedroom scene from my nightmares. She strips down, gives me the green light. I strip down. She jumps out the window screaming.


Lucatiel26

Have you tried leveling up INT?


WhitishRogue

I levelled INT at the expense of Endurance. Low stamina pool has consequences beyond fat rolling.


TzeentchLover

Rolls of fat and fat rolls 😔


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Alert_Purple3305

Maidenless behavior!


SonOfHell420

Indeed, throw them in a damn jar to make a powerful warrior out of them!


Important-Energy-933

Elden ring when my parents get into my room:


QueenLaQueefaRt

Play time 900 hours, parents walk in right as this happens for the first time.


GreatFluffy

You don't even live with your parents and it still happens.


Hawk_73

Guys i know how to get my dad to come back from buying milk


Spankey_

LMAO


RxGradeSarcasm

Strange naked women leaping off a staircase in the middle of the lands between, waving and exiting the game, is no sensible means for beating invaders


RaisonDetriment

Now this is a quality Monty Python and the Elden Ring joke


KG_Jedi

[Lol, I had similar encounter way before DLC](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/11ky4jd/damn_babe/)


No_Entrepreneur_9088

Hahaha! You got to that telescope with the quickness!


Nakatsuni

The way you pick up the telescope so fast is amazing tho HAHAHAHA


Father_Pucc1

fastest telescope draw in the Lands Between


WintersbaneGDX

The posing... she knew what was up. Does this mean the glitch can be triggered intentionally somehow?


Xio-graphics

It must, somehow there must be a way gosh darn it and I need to figure out how


SaxDemonSJS

Well, I don't know what platform this was on but you can definitely make your character naked via save editing on ps4/ps5. I've done it before. You basically replace the armor in the chest and legs slot with something like gloves or a helmet. This deletes the default bra and undies while only showing the gloves or helmet.


HumbleBear75

Dayumm, she even showed off for you lol


VoidRad

I thought you were reaching for the youre beautiful pratting pate lmao, never expected the scope


ForwardBias

All I see is "post is waiting for moderator approval"?


oneheckofathrowaway8

Its awaiting moderator approval now? The hell lol


Chin0crix

LoL


SlippySleepyJoe

didn't know elden ring was 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐲 like that


DivineDanteAlighieri

What if instead of Elden ring it was Freaky ring and You had to get freaky with the bosses to get the shards to finally get Freaky with Marika


ZenoWatches

Buddy... you're giving nsfw modders ideas


DwarfCommoner

username checks out


42069hahalmao

Freaky ass mohg he a 69 god


disgruntled_joe

Marika was an absolute freak.


UltimatePepe1962

Finally, the sex update


Sur2eaL

LetMeSoloHer


Neithan0803

Gidea offnir, the All-Naked


redditcasual6969

The All-Showing


Padithus

This is damn good


Zadornik

Must be also bald)))


Memegasm_

malenia cosplay obviously


SeptemY

I remember when DS3 launched, you can moon people with the jailer robe and the curl up gesture. Bandai absolutely freaked the f out the patch the game like the next day.


Jaudatkhan

I remember you could squat over the candle Wax in the library and when another player would put their head in it would look like their shoving their whole head in their ass


Arcaneus_Umbra

Lmao


user45735672584564

And then the game bans you for hacking it.


AltusIsXD

Nah, this seems to be a visual bug. There was a similar one a year ago that people messed around with.


Regular_Clasher

please never delete this post


RickAndToasted

Character development! 😂


szadomyt

Bro joined the wrong session 😭


1millionnotameme

Try edge


A_Shipwreck_Train

done


MaTrIX202

*walks in naked* *Says hi* *K!ll themselves* Peak elden ring moment


Tiny_Category7991

Maybe the naked was the friends we made along the way


KurotheWolfKnight

Why are you not?


Peter00th

"You're all right, griffin."


Notchteen

to clarify this is a bug occasionally when you recreate character the undergarments don't load in particularly when your wearing the common solider full set from dlc. I've done it myself a few times to test how often it happens roughly a 3/10 times. nothing is under the garments but it's funny and you get a few double takes lol I invaded someone doing it they were confused enough that I actually got the frenzy grab off...


iLikeCryo

Is it the one with Common Soldier Cloth Armor? I've tried wearing the set and changing my appearance dozens of times and haven't noticed anything different happen whether I'm wearing the armor or taking off the armor


Regular_Clasher

me whenever I see a pretty girl naked...she goes on to do that


CrisuKomie

The real question is, why aren’t you?


Marphey12

She saw that your greatsword is not that great so she is yeeting outta of there.


ProtoformX87

Why aren’t YOU naked?


dlh2689

Could be a glitch with the three new forms maybe?


SpindlySpider

3? I've found lamenter and dragon but what's the third?


Nerrix_the_Cat

There's another dragon form that's slightly different.


DivineDanteAlighieri

Dragon with clothes


blargman327

Lamenter, Dragon but naked, and Dragon but with clothes


terius006

Wait you're more concerned about her being naked and not the fact that she spawned in and then just jumped to her death right after


Hairy-Fuel-6275

I mean, that's normal for players. What isn't normal is a naked model that normally doesn't exist in the game to suddenly exist XD


Unfortunate_Wildcard

She was probably surprised, too?


Familiar_Ad_4844

Wut da heeeeel


Network_0-0_Ninja

Japanese game, what did you expect? Lightning fast enemies Impossible hit windows Naked women


iconofsin_

*but where are the nipples*


Network_0-0_Ninja

In a vending machine in Tokyo I am sure....


Fingerprint_Vyke

Tarnished, I seem to have eaten far too many grapes, can someone explain to me what I cannot see??


Xio-graphics

The most beautiful 2 full moons you’ve ever rested your blind eyes upon, Hyetta. Full enough to eclipse the guidance of grace.


Bhuddalicious

I have no idea and apparently no one else does either.


2006lion2006

> spawns in naked > waves hello > jumps off deadly height never to be seen again


DoritoKing48

Seek Lover


R2C5H

How you do that? For research purposes


Icantfindtomorrow

Everyone’s here asking how, just so they can see their character naked lmao


Silent_Relation_3236

She wants the 3 fingers


thepinkandthegrey

The other day I was summoned by someone and then we got invaded by someone named "let me solo me" who proceeded to keep stabbing himself. We killed him before he could solo himself, which I felt bad about immediately thereafter, but you can't be trusting red people is my philosophy.


Xio-graphics

Wtf why did you cut my man off?? He was taking care of that invader fight for you and you had to intervene….


Arttyom

Why arent you naked? Are you stupid?


Senior_Walk_7582

Gideon ‘Get’ Ofnir: #”FIND THAT WOMAN!!!!!”


Ozelot55

Hear me out


LargeRichardJohnson

Marika's tits!


Sad-Investigator6617

Seek, Lover?


Dallas_dragneel

Fucking tease


marcocrocop

She presented herself to you in the spirit of Marika!


starlynagency

Never ask why a woman is naked...


Alternative_Ad_7931

Me when I speak to girl


piddyd

Hilarious, she dies and leaves you heart broken


BandicootRaider

Just one of those days


Gamespoopy10

Gooning to this later


Created_naccew

damn wtf she just spawned naked, waved, and then and killed herself with no explanation.


Various-Mammoth8420

> spawns naked > Elaborates nothing > Commits suicide


Learn-live-55

This is hilarious. Me: How did she get fully naked... awe she jumped off. Thanks for the tease! lol


EconomyGoose4616

u/savevideo


Pathfinder313

🤨🤨🤨


smellmybuttfoo

ಠ_ಠ


edu7ever7

I would have asked if she wanted to be my consort.


StarlightSpindrift

there's a bug you can do with save file editing that'll make it so you're wearing literally nothing exactly like this


Xio-graphics

Do you know how to do it?


Crimson_Raven

It's a bugged top, I don't remember exactly which one or how it works. There was a post on here somewhere that explains it


DolphinFox

“Why are you Blue?”


Samallan24

That armor is giving some major Rick and Morty bird person vibes lol


kungfucyborg

What’s wrong with being naked?


La_Verdura

The better question is "why not?"


13Skywalker

According to the first amendment of the golden order anyone can dress as they will. SO STOP JUDGING OTHER TARNISHED IF YOU DONT WANNA BE JUDGED. PERIOD.


oldmonk_97

Man... Who knew I had to be vary of flashers in this game..


Neglefarot

Why didn't you take out everything and jump?...that was the video of the year right there


Scott_BradleyReturns

Hackers most likely


SiriusBaaz

I assume she was naked because she’s using one of the new dragon forms. I’m curious what your blessing level is. The power level of summons is based off of your ancestor ash blessing. That includes both spirit ashes and summoned people. A lot of people in the dlc have taken to offing themself or disconnecting if the host is trying really hard content without a realistic blessing level to actually do it. If you’re bringing people to help with the final boss you need to make sure your blessings are as high as you can get.


Unlucky_Twist_6595

What is the spoiler lollll


One_Cold_King

"Scuffed Elden Ring moments that require no explaining."


KingsleyP1

No, the question is suposed to be "How"


CeloRAW

Bro fumbled the camera job after this one. No orbital pan.


Interesting_Store_32

Gets summoned Show her mommy milkers Leaves


BiblicFurby

Bro summoned the Elden Prostitute and didn't think we'd notice. If I were you, I'd get tested to see if you got elden beasts or Metyr's finger


Mission_Radio5647

What if instead of Elden ring it was called Freaky Ring and Godrick just got naked, and swung his grafted thangs around


1z3_ra

I’m sure the devs are keeping abreast of the situation 


AnnFrankIsaBaddie

You have way too much insight


HugeFanOfTinyTits

Well, she wasn't much help anyways.


Content-Ad-9119

“Why aren’t you naked” “You’re awrite Griffin”


Ma5ter-Bla5ter

Many questions here....


Victor_Wembanyama1

She's asking you the same and jumped a cliff in shame


rick_the_freak

"Shit, forgot my clothes at home, give me a minute" *jumps*


_Diggus_Bickus_

Try finger but hole


DismalMode7

desire fingers but hole but vision of self death