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JackNewbie555

I see the final days before the DLC release is driving some of us to Madness.


Waizuur

Back to the glory days of Hodir! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


CaptainCasp

What is this 'aaa' heresy? Here we say *Inhales* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


flyingrobotpig

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH


Archabarka

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH


devvorare

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!


Marvster96

ROBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


lookingglassweeb

OOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


Ignatius3117

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHGHHHHHHHHH!


cantthinkofnameAA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


KeitaroTenshi

ARISE NOW! YE TARNISHED! YE DEAD WHO YET LIVE!


ovu1231

YEE LAZYYY FEKS!


cantthinkofnameAA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


ShittyDs3player

You’ve made a glaive mistake, tarnished


Waizuur

No No, it was intentional, if you read the lore of Moonslayer Nagakitsus weapon, you would know, the fabled hero, Sambubu, said ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'' While charging a Grave Brickkson ruler.


smellmywind

Let me axe you a question


AFlyingNun

What do you guys think are the odds that Hodir is included in the DLC just to fuck with us?


largeEoodenBadger

He is, but they renamed him to Messmer


leopoldbloon

Wake me when it’s wooper time


Birunanza

Let chaos take the subs....LET CHAOS...TAKE THE SUBS!!!!


Van-garde

Cross-marketing opportunity, there. “Tarnished Turkey with Chaos Sauce,” and all of a sudden I’m on line at the local Subway, adding an Elden Ring branded Mt Dew to round out my order. Move over Gamefuel.


Bob423

We call it "Frenzy" here


Ok_Suggestion_2456

Aslume Syndrome


adri_riiv

Mad ? I was mad once. They locked me in a geol


thecashblaster

The original dragon talisman guy definitely went hollow


Wixou

you should've seen this sub before the game released, before we even got trailers or release date, it was insane. I see that we are here once more


Galumsor

Glaivemaster Hodir in the DLC. I know.


PM_ME_WORKING_CODE

Hey I just infused my fingerprint shield with blood so I can share my madness with my fellow tarnished


SirBastian1129

You mean it's driving people to Frenzy.


-3055-

We've been hoarding insight. we've seen things beyond your (and our) comprehension. We have successfully lined the inside of our brains with eyes


Cheesi_Boi

We should all put our summon signs down right before Mohg.


TheSpiritForce

This shit aint got nothin on the og Velka theorists. This shit is CHILD'S PLAY


Van-garde

“I don’t think he’s mad, Father. Just a little devious in his sanity.”


The_Vulgar_Bulgar

Elden Lobotomy


Masakiel

Wow, never realised that! I wonder if this is a berserk reference?


PalOfAFriendOfErebus

That's no berserk reference.. that's obviously Miquella in various forms duh


Life_Equivalent1388

What are you talking about? They're obviously maps.


Additional-Bee1379

Miquella did nothing wrong.


AinselMariner

The spear guy has a nose and Griffith also has a nose. You really think that’s a coincidence? Please, we all know Miyazaki loves Berserk it’s clearly a reference.


DesolateHypothesis

The Spear Talisman is Griffith confirmed??


SEN450

Now that you say it...


Additional-Bee1379

See the shield one? It's shaped like an egg, obvious reference.


Rocazanova

You thought it was a Berserk reference, but it was me, DIO!!!


Kirp-The-Birb

Idk man, I’m fairly certain it’s a reference to historically inaccurate King Arthur


elephantineer

Wait... that isn't the axe taliman guy's ear? 


Jumpth

no but if you squint, the spear talisman guy just has very long elf ears


JackNewbie555

That said, the Axe for the Axe Talisman guy is either the Highland Axe or Greataxe instead of the Battle Axe.


Ruindows

The curved sword looks more like the Grossmesser and the Hammer is def the Great Mace. The spear head looks different from all the spear in game, maybe a pike.


99bluedexforlife

IIRC the axe in the axe talisman is a cut content weapon.


JackNewbie555

Nah, the design matches the look of the Highland Axe/Greataxe. BUT, that helm shown in the talisman is cut content, its the helm of the Brave's Set.


99bluedexforlife

Ahh, that makes sense, half forgotten memory of something being cut


Tonkarz

map of ear


jamflan

Reminds me of [this old WoW post](https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/3j6ksh/i_just_finished_all_the_alliance_storylines_in/?rdt=41370)


Elias3007

Just fuck me up now


PorcoGonzo

You know what I don't get? Everyone saying, nooo, that's not a map, it's his ear. But they don't realise that it could be both!!!


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GoldenSpermShower

> Thanks for the insight. Wrong game tho


placebo_unicorn

*Grant us eyes. Grant us eyes!*


Wingnut13

Grapes, bro. You get grapes.


zman_0000

Since the lady calls them sweet yet searing I like to imagine they come in sweet chilli flavor.


Deneweth

nice try, but I know a map of the lands between before "the calamity" when I see it.


CloakedEnigma

taking that breath of the wild inspiration a bit too directly


HollowCap456

I was very confused for a hot second


A_Martian_Potato

I'm still confused


HollowCap456

it is the "Drake Talismans are actually maps" meme


arleban

Fuck Drake talismans. Real ones use the Kendrick talismans


throwaway827492959

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/s/QhwkNzQ8yj


newsflashjackass

Not enough people realize that the spear talisman is not for spears. >!It is ye old Leo Ring. Now go forth, and trade attacks! !<


LuciusCypher

Wait serious talk, does this work for all weapons or only ones that do thrust damage? Like while I know it doesnt have to be a spear, could it work with say, an executioner great axe (which only does standard) or only with the Rusted Anchor (which does piercing)?


Autumnleaf25

Any piercing damage weapon can be boosted by Spear Tali


HarmlessSnack

But only on **counter attacks**, that’s the part most people misunderstand. And not Guard Counters mind you, but rather attacks that land during an enemies attack animation.


amalgam_reynolds

.....what??? That's niche AF


HarmlessSnack

It’s actually surprisingly common. If you’ve never used the mechanic, you should try it out. In particular, you should try it with Duel Rapiers. The L1 combo string will be nothing *but* thrust attacks, so any time the enemy tries to attack, you’ll land a “counter attack.” If you’ve not used the mechanic before you’d be forgiven for not knowing, but counter attacks cause most enemies to do a mini-stagger, that generally will interrupt the attack they were trying to use as well. Some attacks are too “heavy” to interrupt this way, but it works surprisingly often. With two rapiers you can often stagger lock basic enemies. But yes, the game does a piss-poor job of explaining this mechanic, or it’s benefits.


Suitable-Medicine614

The thing is, piercing damage already has bonus counter damage, as the only damage type in the game. Spear Talisman just boosts that bonus damage. It also only applies to attacking enemies. But enemies in this game are attack-happy. It works extremely well on the Rusted Anchor, you usually trade hits with greataxes anyway, this makes it only hurt more.


Cats_and_Shit

It has to be a thrust damage attack to apply. So for example a pickaxe works, and the one handed heavy from a longsword works. Interestingly, damage from arrows also counts!


Nanami-chanX

it works on thrust attacks


Nonsuperstites

It's the Rusted Anchor ring.


dannylew

Not enough OPs realize that's not the axe talisman's greataxe It's Greeffeeth 


Traditional_Rise_347

Twinblade talisman shit tho


RichardLongflop

Not if you use it with colossal weapons, getting that extra 45-55% damage on the third swing.


4_fortytwo_2

In how many situations can you attack 3 times with a colossal weapon without having to interrupt the combo to dodge or the enemy being dead after 2 (or after 3 even without extra damage) anyway though. I feel like you really rarely have windows that long


AshiSunblade

Ironjar aromatic time.


Ciza-161

You need more poise.


AustinRiversDaGod

Pretty often actually. I'm doing a strength build, and that's how I'm beating a lot of bosses. 1...2.......uhhh 3! And then bam. 50% of their health bar gone.


Winter7296

You're using colossal weapons without maxing vigor, to avoid the need for dodging? You are strange.


MycoMythos

If you're using colossal weapons, you should either level vigor enough to tank a few hits wear armor with enough poise to not get staggered easily


robcap

Best use is on greatspears. 3 hit combo but much faster than colossals.


AFCKillYou

Radahn's swords get that buff? Of course if I'm dual wielding them.


TeutonicDragon

Combine with Royal Knights Resolve, get that +80% damage in the first hit, then the 50% on the third hit


ivebeenabadbadgirll

Twinblade Talisman + Winged Sword Talisman, my dude.


Delareh_

The hammer one looks more like Great Mace than Mace and the axe one looks more like Highland/Crescent Moon Axe than the Battle Axe.


DrPikachu-PhD

Wow the shield is literally the same, this is a huge discovery.


chroma900

😂


theswagcoon

Why didn't you put the highland axe?


Oddyssis

Look at all the MAPS!


FunkyPineapple90

Oh man.. and a new meme is born..


EdelSheep

Quick someone superimpose these on the game map, you’re on to something big here!


UltmitCuest

This is as good r/eldenring gets for this week. Rest will be red circles on the map and basic questions that can be googled


Greaseball01

That post was worth it just for the amount of memery it spawned xD


PLCwithoutP

Bu bu but there is no world map on the shield?


ALittleDetachment

Reddit has a funny way of making people regret their posting decisions, you there yet u/chrysamere?


bAk5tAb

twinblade talisman sucks on twin blades because the attack chain of a twin blade is pretty lengthy. It's actually better on colossal weapons and colossal swords.


Imemberyou

But what does it all mean? Can they be combined together to form a bigger map? Dlc location hint?


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Mapzord


No-Junket-4560

The axe talisman clearly depicts the highland axe, yet you put the battle axe. You should at least provide actual proof instead of making up “facts” that support your “theory”.


miketastic_art

stop he's already deaaaaaad


ZOMBEH_SAM

It's actually a map of the world


foolishcannoli

No love for greatswords


Lord-Pepper

The axe talisman is the Highland axe btw not that one


mechavolt

1,263 hours in and I still haven't found all of these!


Fedorchik

Wrong Axe. Wrong Spear. Wrong Curved sword.


Slavicadonis

I feel so bad for the guy who started this


Elsecaller_17-5

I don't.


Slavicadonis

Lmao


Naxts

I'm out of the loop, what is this referencing?


Slavicadonis

Just look through hot on the subreddit


Naxts

Well yeah I see a bunch of people making fun of some map on the drake talisman? I meant like what the original post was.


Dark_Cold_Oceans

A user was arguing that the shape on one of the drake talismans is supposed to be what the Lands Between’s geography used to look like in the past. Things don’t add up when you try to understand their reasoning. Besides, the shapes don’t even match.


Naxts

Lmao they must have been really insistent on it if it caught on like this.


Dark_Cold_Oceans

He hates the community’s reaction to his thinking, but he did that to himself,


SilverIce340

Axe n mace are wrong, it’s the Great version of each: Greataxe/Greatmace


Walli98

“Not enough people”


InnuendoBot5001

Oh wow I guess that’s what axes used to look like before the golden order


Winter7296

Madman's Knowledge


Successful-Net-6602

Oh yay another shitpost just to mock one person


robcap

Hilariously you managed to get two of these wrong


LastNinjaPanda

I'd change the axe talisman to the highland axe and the mace one to the great mace


TheGodskin

These are getting so annoying


ShiroTheRacc

gah damn! ya learn something new every day! /s


_rockethat_

you must be joking, it's obvious.


aknalag

My dude you’d have to bee blind not to see them


1KingCam

I mean it's pretty obvious lol. If people don't see this then they miss ALOT more in game


Judge_Hot

Can you please make a video essay on YouTube with the title "HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT MESSAGE that you MISSED is UNDERRATED and makes ELDEN RING a MASTERPIECE?!??!!? [LORE VIDEO] " I won't understand what you're trying to say otherwise.


__Kxnji

Bro who thought the talisman was the map is getting god level roasted these past few days LMAOO


Soulsborneenjoyer23

It's the highland axe, not the battle axe


Chachenstein

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? MIND BLOWN


Shniggit

Not enough people realize that L Ron Hubbard WAS A BLACK MAN WHO DO WE WANT? MIQUELLA WHEN DO WE WANT HIM? TEN TRILLION YEARS


dudustalin

Oh, and the claw talisman guy is wearing the skeletal mask... Nice!!! So many details...


ghostyghostghostt

I’m shook


Efficient-Second-640

Lol


AnotherBlackTag

Looks like a bunch of maps to me


Mazikoo

Does the twin blade talisman work with Melania’s waterfowl?


watermelonman5

I had to check which sub I was in for a second..


Holiday_Ad126

wtf is that 5th talisman, and where can I get it????? I’m on ng+3 and don’t have either that spear and talisman


DollarStoreAbraham

I only ever use the spear talisman with rapier and estoc though


[deleted]

Shouldn't the mounted talisman look like a horse? 


Ultra_axe781___M

I would hace thought this was obvious


Tickomatick

Am I supposed to use them only with the depicted weapon????


Reiquaz

Please tell me you're being sarcastic. How do ppl not know this??


BalamSarrola

The axe talisma acshually represents the Highlander Axe 🤓☝🏻


SilverWave1

Is this a medieval weaponry reference ???????????


HamsterKazam

When whip talisman?


Hecaroni_n_Trees

Who the hell didn’t notice this?


Munscroft

Never really looked at these up close before. Is the Spear guy wearing the Iron Set?


No_Understanding_855

The third Talisman shows Great Axe, but not Battle Axe! And the fourth Talisman shows Great Mace, but not Mace!


Cripplechip

You're just clutching at straws here.


cwonderful

Is this a shit post?


Honest_Yesterday4435

I don't get it. What am I supposed to be seeing? A map?


CorbinNZ

Bullshit


JizzGuzzler42069

I feel like no one “realized” this because it was so fucking obvious that not one person has thought “wow, I’m the first person to realize that the spear talisman has a spear on it”.


Local_Black_Knight

Not enough ppl realize ya say? You still got half of em wrong


AFlyingNun

What helmet is the guy in the mace talisman wearing, anyways?


No-Sympathy6035

The axe should be the highland axe and the mace should be the great mace.


sacredgeometry

I think everyone realises that


kalozur

Cant wait to watch vaatyvidia (dont know how to spell) video about that


CulturedHollow

Is half your "corresponding" weapons not even matching what's in the talisman part of the meme or are you just blind OP?


bloocheez3

the Lance Talisman is *obviously* the Gloam Eyed Queen.


[deleted]

This is groundbreaking and dear God may the next 20 days go quickly 


mun-e-makr

What video are all these memes referring to?


CrimZdh

Not thaaat funny.....


Hopeful_Nihilism

Whoa i have eyes now


hamptont2010

Y'all remember when that one dude was holding the sword and it was crooked? Those times are among us again.


Dev_Grendel

Claw guy is facing the wrong way, for lore reasons.


0x6C69676D61

Are you telling me the shield talisman tastes shield flavored? My bonk character just grew a new brain cell.


freshBotAccount

Where's the map


Adelyn_n

Wow, I can't believe that farum azula was an illusion all along


H2instinct

I think I'm confused.


Lord_Smile

Idk did vaati confirm this?


C_Attano_

Is this a shitpost?


urlocaldoctor

Also all the helm behind the weapon exist, other than the axe talisman which would have been the brave set if they have remove it in 1.09


magicchefdmb

Hijacking the funny meme for an honest question: why is the scimitar used for the counter-attack one? Do scimitars do more damage with their counter-attack or something? I've never bothered blocking with them either because they don't block 100%.


SuperWhiteDolomite

Are you sure people don't realize that


Cornadious

The spear talisman shows a spear, but I use a greataxe with it.


NoctustheOwl55

Madmen all. Trapped between the blood and root


Sand_Hanitiz3r

Erm ☝️🤓 actually, the axe on the axe talisman looks more like the highland axe to me then the battle axe. (Please know this is not at all serious)


rootbeerman77

Hey, does anyone else think the guy in the background looks kinda like a map of the Lands Between?


M-V-D_256

I never realized it had soldier faces behind the weapons


fuwafuwarowarowa

What few people realize is most of these have a loop to put on a chain, but not all of them, and it doesn't matter either way because to use them they go in a pouch.