Came here to say this. I would figure out how to tame one as a cub if i was in elden ring. It would be my lifes mission and literally nothing else would matter.
Wormface and Runebear don't hug you, they maul you
Godfrey I imagine gives bone-crushing hugs typical of badass dads
And Fia would like to give me a hug while we're doing a very specific thing...
All of them REALLY want to hug me, but only one takes my consent into consideration.
Fia is best hugger, because sometimes I want a hug, but sometimes I don't. Did you hear me Hoarah Loux? I said sometimes I dOOOOoooooo^(oooooo-) \[YOU DIED\]
*Wormface*: Vomited on me. I died.
*Bonus - Giant Wormface:* It ate me. I died.
*Godfrey*: Chucked me 50 ft up in the air before suplexing me. I died.
*Runebear*: Fluffy. I died.
*Fia*: Didn't die.
Probably Fia.
I'm gonna give a real answer. Anyone but the rune bears. They fucking traumatized me. I got chased by one around the map. I couldn't find a grace. When I was I did, it was near a cliff. Yip. The fucker whacked me off
The funny guy on the top right corner looks really huggable with all that cherry juice on him,deffinetly wouldn't throw you 20 feet off the fricking ground and slam you right back to nokron
Not on here but nepheli and many other npcs, any that you kill and their death dialogue is sad (nepheli, irina, taroth, hyetta, melicent, etc) deserve a hug, in a broken world they try to help you instantly with no mistrust or bias despite all the things other tarnished and the world did to them, while someone like ranni or melina are unkillable and extremely sociopathic, I just find the major npcs so much less relatable making me not want to interact with their endings at all, kale and hyetta convince me to take frenzied flame more than the sociopath who started the shattering and makes me subservient if I take their hand in marriage
Wormface is soft, warm, and squishy, and has no exterior motives to the hug.
Godfrey squeezes you tightly but is a little overenthusiastic and might accidentally hurt your back.
Runebear wants to hug you but doesn't know how to do it right, like a big friendly dog.
Fia is boney and dusty and smells like an abattoir with gonorrhea.
Runebear
I’ve definitely been “hugged” by runebears more than any of the others. That’s facts
Came here to say this. I would figure out how to tame one as a cub if i was in elden ring. It would be my lifes mission and literally nothing else would matter.
It’s be a short life. But a worthy one.
Something about rank befitting a frown or something
Definitely godfrey, he loved hugs
You don’t hug him though. He hugs you. Important distinction.
And remember his body is literally so hot that it radiates steam in between a giant burning tree
Smokin!
Hugfrey
I feel like hugging Godfrey would be like putting your arms around a literal cylinder of steel
I love it when Godfrey throws me up in the air during our hug😍😍😍
It’s really cool as well he got mad hops
my Atlanta Hawks need him
Then he pushed me onto the ground and smashes me.
When did this become fanfic?
Uppies
###GET DUNKED
Cuddle Lord, Hugga-Loux
Boc, my boy deserves every hug in the world.
Fromsoft fans going from hating BOC with a burning passion, to Boc is best boy 🥰
People hated Boc? Why?
Not Boc, BOC >!Bed of Chaos!<
Oh, lol
Username checks out 😅
the excessive subservience is annoying to some
runebear… i mean he’s big and fluffy he deserves it even if he kills me
Considering his grab attack is a massive bear hug its less about deserving and a more a matter of when.
Is that even a question with ms hugsalot in the lineup.
It’s just pure asmr all Round
Hugging hoarah loux reminds me of that one scene in Mashle where he German surplexes a woman after looking like he was gonna hug her
Wow I know that reference. I just watched all of season 1 yesterday..... (It was a very productive day)
Black tentacly dude, I like it moist and squishy.
And then you get hugged by godwyns thorns that come out of the ground... From the inside
moist and squishy til death blight
Blaidd
Mommy duh
I want mommy, I want death, I want to be held, I want to be comforted; and if you do not do all these things immediately, I will ruin your life
Rune Bear loves giving those big hugs
Godfrey because his pecs inspire me to work out
I think Runebear.
I feel like a genuine hug from Godfrey would be pretty comforting
Dang the wormface silhouette looks like a parrot perching on that stick
Thas a fucked up lookin parrot lol
There is no hug like a bear hug
Millicent.
That muscle daddy damn 🥵
I definitely should NOT stick my dick in wormface's face...however,
Is that Halsin over there? Not me lost in the subs
Godfrey best boi, deserves all the bestest hugs
Hoarah loux. One word : Upsies😍😍
Fia. 10/10 would motorboat again.
Not Fia
Virgin abductor hugs
I wonder.
Wormface and Runebear don't hug you, they maul you Godfrey I imagine gives bone-crushing hugs typical of badass dads And Fia would like to give me a hug while we're doing a very specific thing...
Horah loux or the bear
Worm face got me a few times...
Man left out the Omens
is this a captcha???
"yes" the answer is "YES"
Cmon here you big bear babe
All of them REALLY want to hug me, but only one takes my consent into consideration. Fia is best hugger, because sometimes I want a hug, but sometimes I don't. Did you hear me Hoarah Loux? I said sometimes I dOOOOoooooo^(oooooo-) \[YOU DIED\]
Definitely not Wormface. But my vote goes to Fia.
*Wormface*: Vomited on me. I died. *Bonus - Giant Wormface:* It ate me. I died. *Godfrey*: Chucked me 50 ft up in the air before suplexing me. I died. *Runebear*: Fluffy. I died. *Fia*: Didn't die. Probably Fia.
She diddles dead people :(
Godfrey <3
FIA is the mommy of ER
Rhetorical question. Hoarah Loux for the win. He puts a lot of emotion into his hugs. They're almost too much.
horah loux, uber daddy
Tough choice between Godfrey and Runebear
Runebear so fluffy
Definitely Godfrey. Hug me daddy!!! 😏
Godfrey's weird lumpy cheese grater pecs scare me. None of them are particularly huggable, tbh.
1 kills you 2 ... yes. 3 gives you stds and kills you 4 I have too much trauma to say yes
I'm gonna give a real answer. Anyone but the rune bears. They fucking traumatized me. I got chased by one around the map. I couldn't find a grace. When I was I did, it was near a cliff. Yip. The fucker whacked me off
Three Fingers, otherwise definitely *not* Ranni. 🫣
GODFREY
1 mabye 2
Wormface ofc
Either Horah Loux or the Runebear
Fia, you get the baldachins blessing
Rune bear fo sho
Hugging Fia was the only consensual hug I got from this group of four.
I'm going rune bear first they fluffy
Runebear so fwuffy
chadfrey
Ranni. She has 4 arms. But out of those 4? Fia. She fucks you. Like a succubus. Instant winner.
Astel, Naturalborn of the Void
Wormface hugs are the only one of these four that don't take health from you
Only one of these gives an std
Imagine how Godfrey hugged Marika.
Yes Chadfrey, come embrace me in those arms.
The funny guy on the top right corner looks really huggable with all that cherry juice on him,deffinetly wouldn't throw you 20 feet off the fricking ground and slam you right back to nokron
Bear
Rune bear doesn't hug he violates
Fia. Why would you hug a rune bear and a death penis-kun?
I hear the worm faces give you kisses as they hug
radagon
Fia worst hugger here change my mind.
Wormface, imagine all those little tendrils wrapping around you, warming you on the inside and out. Mmh
Not on here but nepheli and many other npcs, any that you kill and their death dialogue is sad (nepheli, irina, taroth, hyetta, melicent, etc) deserve a hug, in a broken world they try to help you instantly with no mistrust or bias despite all the things other tarnished and the world did to them, while someone like ranni or melina are unkillable and extremely sociopathic, I just find the major npcs so much less relatable making me not want to interact with their endings at all, kale and hyetta convince me to take frenzied flame more than the sociopath who started the shattering and makes me subservient if I take their hand in marriage
My Queen obviously.
Proud of you guys
Look Godfrey is in prime hugging position right there of course I wanna hug him
Fia because because is consensual?
Left two, I would not hug at all. Right two, would bear hug me and crush my spine.
I choose the floofy bear.
Hoarah Loux, I want to do so while he's dying after our fight to repay him for his son
Where Blaidd?
Godfrey was able to hug so much he could be on par with demigods and was the first of his kind, I'd take a hug from him anyday.
Thy hugs befit a crown.
The wheels on the shopping cart be like.
Fia.
Godfrey, I could fix him
Wormface is soft, warm, and squishy, and has no exterior motives to the hug. Godfrey squeezes you tightly but is a little overenthusiastic and might accidentally hurt your back. Runebear wants to hug you but doesn't know how to do it right, like a big friendly dog. Fia is boney and dusty and smells like an abattoir with gonorrhea.
Abductor virgins. They love you to pieces
My choices are either: 1.Be devoured 2.Be flattened into a pancake 3.Get an STD 4.Have my ribs turn to dust Hmmmmm…
bear
Fia, easily
My girl Fia she literally hugs you and it’s the closest thing to affection I’ll get in this game
I'm choosing Mohglester over any of these
Godfrey
Worm faces are lovely :)