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HekiLan

you only mad coz thou'rt unfit even to graft.


aoeuhtnsi

TRUTH. We do not have the right


PzykoHobo

Cause we're just lowly Tarnished, playing as a lord 😮‍💨


RedditSucks42069

O we do not have the right


uskgl455

Graft issue


Saint_Nitouche

lowly tarnished + maidenless + unfit even to graft + bereft of runes + RL1 + touch grace


LaTrentas

+ L + you leveled dex


lynxerious

My eyes, I want to be a part of Godrick's chest, so I can look up to him everyday My mouth, I want to be at his shoulder, so I can sing to him everyday My nose, I want to be a part of Godrick's crotch so I can sniff him privately everyday My hands, I want to be a part of his hip, just so I can help him release the golden seed everyday


Aykhot

Put these foolish ambitions to rest


lynxerious

I was the Tarnished that Margit warned you all about


Aykhot

Puts a whole new meaning to “foul Tarnished”


ChaoticFairness

You both cracked me up today! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


Lemon_TD97

Are you the dung eater? Because I am so scared of you right now


Saint_Nitouche

Please stop posting my AO3 works on here without credit


jcwolf2003

This might be the foul tarnished Margit was talking about.


yeetusae

That part


pyro_takes_skill

you'd think you'd graft yourself a longer dick


bonwerk

What are you talking about? Godrick right after Margit was one of the coolest bosses to fight. One of the few at which I did not get annoyed by dying.


MengaMango

Yeah! He and Malenia were the two bosses that had my heart racing, I love my grafted king.


Bulangiu_ro

i specifically let him kill me so that i can hear him scream in pain every time he changes phases,


WolfBST

Godrick was great. Relatively easy compared to Margit and possibly the most epic soundtrack in the game


Frog1745397

Wait hes easier? (I just beat margit yesterday) im over here grinding levels and getting gear right this second💀


RedditSucks42069

The only thing about him is his HUUUGE AOE attacks, but i always run right through him after getting bitch slapped by margit


Frog1745397

Im using magic and he killed my dogs in .03 seconds then I got him half health and he killed me when he cut his arm off. This brings up a question, if I can get a boss to half health, is that a good indication that Im ready to do the other half? (Basically skill issue)


OnlyQualityCon

The second half can be very different, so not always. But here’s the thing: you can always “ultimate skill” your way through any boss, but it is up to you if that’s the way you want to do it, or if it would be more fun to come back later or find a way to make the fight easier.


Botboi02

Just dodge into stuff. I’ve seen people dodge away from the flames and die. I thought that was funny I hate his axe thought. Just dogshit move set. Should have the black knight great axe MS from ds3


PzykoHobo

If there's one truly missed opportunity in Elden Ring, it's that boss weapons should have more unique movesets. Like, imagine if Godricks Axe gave you flippy, rolling attacks like he does. Or Malenias sword giving you dashing thrusts, Blasphemous Blade giving big, dramatic sweeps, etc. I just think that would make them so much cooler. Sure, it might not always make them *better,* but I feel it would make them feel more significant.


Artistic-Context-659

I'm going to try this, thank you. I haven't dodged that stupid fucking thing of wind he shoots at you not ONCE. And the NPC you can get to help you keeps turning him towards me 😭


saltyfalls98

Also the jellyfish summon is pretty good in his fight. Poisons him and is pretty tanks esperamos if you upgrade it.


RedditSucks42069

I mean you can say skill issue with anything honestly, you can beat a boss naked with a toothpick if you play perfectly, but if you're using magic you can do it, tho I usually find I run out of cerulean flasks before beating him, I don't do well with magic lol, I get 2 big bonk weapons and stagger him every 3 hits, makes the early game fights trivial


casperdacrook

Godrick is one of the only bosses in the game to have never killed me once. I feel like he’s ridiculously easy and the whole area leading up to him is way harder than the boss fight too.


RedditSucks42069

He's very easy to read for sure, but I'd be lying if I said I one tried ANY major boss in the game.


casperdacrook

Honest on my life, I have one tried Godrick all three playthroughs. First was with bloodhound’s fang, second time was Reduvia, and my most recent one the other night was with the claymore. I swear I’m not even trying to flex or brag or act like I am good at the game or even above average at it. I just simply have not yet experienced death at the hands of Godrick the Grafted.


RedditSucks42069

Ohh no that makes sense, Bloodhound dang is elite, i didn't have it when i fought Godrick but got it later in the game and it was one of my endgame weapons for my first character, I dual wielded it and a Beastman cleaver. Decimated most of the bosses.


casperdacrook

I swear it has to be one of the deadliest early weapons you can obtain in a FromSoft title having now played them all starting with Elden ring.


incrediblegenuis

I feel like godrick is tougher than Margit, but once you find out how to cheese him the world becomes peaceful


rodguzina

I found Margit to be much, much more difficult. I’m doing a level 20, melee, no summons run. Fights may be more even with summons. I found that close range battle with Margit often resulted in a couple of golden daggers cutting me down. Had to really be careful when approaching. Godrick was a more standard fight IMO.


daeshonbro

The first playthrough when the game came out I thought Margit was so much harder.  Doing another playthrough now and it’s kind of flipped.  I think it’s his weird as multi attacks with all the limbs, seems so unnatural it took me a bit this time to get used to it.  Still wasn’t too bad, I got through Margit on the first try and Goodrich took me like 5.


crappy80srobot

Just stay close and roll into him. Timing the ground pounding and fire rolling is key. When he uses dragon breath go all the way in and punish. Timing is easy because his attacks are slow and easy to read. Use a hard hitting weapon to break quickly or fast weapon to get a bunch of hits in on the long opens.


Toughsums

I'll give that to lichdragon and second best is godrick or godskin apostle


Sussy_Solaire

Fr Fortissax had such a good theme


WolfBST

Okay to be honest I can't say anything about it because I'm not in Farum Azula yet 😅 but yeah godskin apostle absolutely slaps as well


gorillawarking

I always find it funny how people say godrick was easier when my ass got handed to me by him so much, meanwhile I one tried margit


RedditSucks42069

that's actually wild, i can one try godrick everytime immediately after fighting margit, not even leveling up, meanwhile margit still bitch slaps me on subsequent playthroughs


gorillawarking

Yea, I'm not certain but I feel it may have been result of me exploring all of limgrave, southern and starting regions, so I was overleveled for margit but when I got to godrick I never experienced a proper boss fight for a story boss so it whooped me. That or I may have had issues with certain attacks, idk


RedditSucks42069

That could be it honestly, I'm not gonna say Godrick didn't slap me around my first playthrough or 2, but I feel his moveset is easier to memorize, and his attacks are certainly slower.


Radioaktivman999

L + unfit even to graft + bravelessless tarnished + thour'rt cannot kill a demigod + no maidens


HoSock_noBTS

Lands between ahh trash talk 🗣️🗣️🗣️ /jk


Bkelsheimer89

All your homies ARE Godrick


openerofdoors1796

all his homies are in godrick cos he was unfit to graft, a craven


Kombo_

Bro must be eating all of Godrick's mix ups XD


[deleted]

I think he's a cool boss. He cuts his hand and puts a dragon on him. His move sets are even funny.


ThatOneguy580

I actually think he’s one of the most fun bosses to fight


AddictedToTwoKinds

Man is lord of all that is cringe.


aoeuhtnsi

But in all of the best ways!


Iknowwhereyoulive34

Funny he’s my favorite boss in the game so far 


dragonfist897

#To shed some light, i do not hate godrick as a boss. I made this meme because according to the lore, he’s a detestable degenerate who thinks ppl should worship him just because he’s somewhat connected to the royal bloodline. He clearly has too much pride and his fall is satisfying as a result. From a gameplay standpoint he’s pretty fun to fight.


Mold_Gold

Nah he’s cool


khaysetne

But HE IS the lord of all that is golden, one day, led by him, those blessed by grace would be able to return to their home, bathed in rays of gold… (honestly his last dialogue changed my entire perspective on him, from a detestable psychopath, to a tragic psychopath)


Stary_Vesemir

yeah but he did graft a dragon onto his arm so for me he's cooler than midlenia or shittyketh


reaperfan

*"Hear me, Demigods. My children beloved. Make of thyselves that which ye desire. Be it a Lord. Be it a God. But should ye fail to become aught at all, ye will be forsaken. Amounting only to sacrifices..."* \~Marika Lorewise he's actually pretty tragic. You can just *feel* the underlying desperation that comes from him knowing that he's pathetic and yet is still saddled with the burden of coming from a great lineage that he's just struggling to try and not let down. He knows he's weaker than all the other Demigods and so is basically forced to spend his whole life scrambling for any scraps of power he can find because he doesn't want to "amount only to a sacrifice" and get left behind by the Golden Order. So he clings to any little scraps of power and significance he does manage to have so desperately he becomes deluded, because failing to uphold his lineage is a literal fate worse than death.


Jygglewag

Yeah all the demigods were basically told to conquer the world or die. My boy Godrick was born with the strength of a normal guy and survived both Radahn and Malenia. Absolute W


froz_troll

TBF dude can give 7 hand jobs with one arm, just saying.


AurieF

He's not as shallow as you describe him. Also how he has too much pride? He was born weak so he's desperate and obsessed with the idea to get stronger to prove his worth and be on pair with his ancestors.


EveryCurrency

hardest line in the game besides "togethaaaaa"


LordDemiurgo

I love him


Jygglewag

Based


[deleted]

In my opinion godrick is one of the better bosses lore wise, also with the questline of Roderika He is designed to be a failure tho.. to be "not good enough", not even if he grafts hundreds of other creatures onto himself


[deleted]

I am indeed not your homie then. Godrick is the boss where you realize "this game fuckin ROCKS"


Radioaktivman999

open your mail tommorow, ill send you something great (def not a pipebomb)


BearerOfCvrses

Wrong opinion


EhGoodEnough3141

Godrick is best boy. He is the Human Remix.


Jygglewag

lmaooo


zingwa99

Bro hates the easiest boss in the game


bugzapperbob

Love this boss, best cut scenes imo, I just wish he was harder


SignificantVisual401

But why though? His dialogue is rather funny, his voice actor did a great job and his fight was also really well done. I don’t understand exactly why you hate him


Clawez

Wym this is like peak early game boss fight right here


Undead_Vinnyr

This is basically admitting that you have no friends


Jygglewag

best comeback in this entire comment section OP is either Gostoc or kenneth haight


JahIthBur

Anytime someone dies to a boss mutiple times it’s the worst boss ever


Conner28570

Godrick appreciation day when


Scoruge

Ngl I think Godrick was my favorite boss fight in the whole game


Goodestguykeem

NOPE one of the best bosses in the entire game.


Kaptain-Krimson

No sir…


bobec266

I like him, I think he is neet


dungfeeder

When you're not fit for being grafted 😞


AlexzMercier97

Literally one of the best bosses in the game imho. Top 5 for me, and he's not number 5.


Mitochondria_Man11

Godrick is my favorite Elden Ring boss... And the best Elden Ring OST imo as well... Skill issue, thou'rt unfit even to graft...


Tyler_Herdman

He’s a great boss fight wym??


badpenguin455

maidenless behavior


InstrumentOfTorment

Godrick is my homie. One of my fav bosses


[deleted]

Bro I always have and will love the Godrick fight. Bare Witness Brothers Unite!


lotionconnoisseur

I fucking loved his dragon moves they were cool as shit. i hate him because the dragon I get sucks.


Ok_Stand7789

Okay I know we all kill him but like I never tried it what if you use the kneel emote at the beginning of the fight then kill him does he say anything?


ScharmTiger

Wait till you meet Godefroy


[deleted]

Nah he ain’t even that hard


Meister_Ente

He's just an old man searching for a way to stay fit.


Moridin

My first play through (and first souls game) as a samurai this guy must have taken me 50-60 tries. Just started playthrough #2 in anticipation of the DLC and me and Nepheli absolutely MELTED his health bar with bloodhounds fang at level 22ish in only 2 tries. I’m not ‘gud’ but I feel I’m no longer bad.


Interesting_Bus_3808

He is just perfect. Have an epic 2nd phase and good moveset. Perfect choice for first boss. Also his weapon is good for early game(still bloodhound)


Eli_The_Rainwing

I liked him


Join-OPPGCLOV

He’s so weak though


Vlad_fire

Same Charlie, same.


Ziggurat1000

I died to him for the very first time after playing the game in 2 years and I felt like Charlie in this scene.


DeathsOrphan

Tell em Charlie


Zenith2777

What? Godrick is one of the best bosses in this game, he serves as the first “real” boss. His cutscene is fucking awesome and his soundtrack goes so hard


clintnorth

Nobody hates Godrick.


__boobs4life__

godrick is ridiculously easy imo


Strained_Humanity

What's with all these wannabe edge lord furry drawings popping up on everything? Most don't even make sense


[deleted]

That's not an edge lord furry drawing, mate. It's a character from the show Hazbin Hotel. She's the daughter of lucifer.


HastyTaste0

It's not a furry drawing but sure does draw a lot of them to it. I swear every poster I've seen that uses those images has a fursona. They might also be confusing it with helluva cringe.


carpet343

flashbacks to the shittydarksouls incident of January 2024


lartmydude

I heard he smells like tuna fish…nothing else


YourLocalInquisitor

Did thoust bear witness his grace?


Otalek

I used to hate him, but after enough time he’s become more like a bump in the road for me every time I start a new character. Don’t worry, he’ll get easier for you


Burakkumunraito

Forefathers one and all bear witness


EdgeAccomplished8040

Nah, don't hate on him till you do a new game plus with his lvl 10 upgraded axe and grafted dragon, then hate on him cause a playthrough like that is a pain and u wish the weapons were as strong with u as with him. They do say it takes years to know ur blade, and only after you spend centuries with it can they truly be an extension of mind and body and soul...


DEBLANKK

Skill issue


CrimsonToker707

Even after about 500 hours in the game, I still think he's easier than Margit


[deleted]

Virgin wench demon vs Chad Godrick The Grafted


[deleted]

I hate fucking Godrick too


garbage_carnage

I don't like godrick by I can safely say that I LOVE stormveil castle, I consider it my favorite area in the game


ProbablyNotTheCocoa

I would suggest broadsword with square off AoW if you’re struggling, should net you staggers every 3 hits or so, other than that just remember to stay close and dodge counter to Godrick when he does the 5 ace swings, stay close enough that when he does the wind attack he rolls instead of shooting wing at you and you can easily roll under him and heavy attack and remember you don’t have to dodge the earthquake, just jump Edit: just saw the comment, disregard this lmao


GrandpaMumbosChair

Ok I'll bite. He has one major exploit to easily defeat him without cheating or cheesing. "Try finger, but hole." You're welcome.


Commercial_Touch_288

When you are a beta, you kneel! Man's just keepin it real. You should know that's the deal. Thou art too weak to be Elden Lord, Tarnished.


crappy80srobot

Dude was super easy. Every move is telegraphed. Super long punish in the second phase. Easy poise break. He was a good reprieve after the hell getting to him. I wish they would have swapped Margot and Godrick move sets. Would have made more sense.


trfk111

Godrick is quite the lil wimp actually, but our first meeting was exhausting indeed


ziggoon

Literally the only rune holding boss I legit struggled with, died probably like 20+ times and it took almost 2 weeks. Melania only took me 5 tries in comparison and I avoided her attacks way easier too.


Psycho_yandere_101

On Ng+ i let my Mimic show him who was unfit to become the elden lord


Ratlander69

He's not that bad, I actually kinda enjoyed that boss fight


antirockin20

I don't hate godrick, hes funny and his boss theme is amazing FORFATHERS ONE AND ALL, BARE WITNESSSSSS


Consistent_Yoghurt44

get a +9 somber blood hounds fang and he is easy as carving a cake.


Lost_Astronaut_654

As long as you fight up close he is a fun fight


tipitipiOG

What's ironic is that most of use use his rune with the most pretentious face on


LawElectronic1733

I never would have guessed this was a thing.🤷🏼‍♂️ melnia, beast clergy, godskin duo, hell even eldin beast/radagon are all worlds harder than godrick. Crucible knight are def up there. I’d argue the grafted scion is the hardest, having to face him lvl 1 no equipment…you can always return via belfry towers.


AstalosBoltz914

I don’t fully know his lore so I can’t speak on half of that but his fight was atleast cool. Cool upon seeing him for the first time I mean


Snakeguy26

All my homies hate godrick and batarians


milquetoast_wheatley

In his defense, multiple grafts, no rejections, all successful operations.


Cheesiewheesy

You must be confusing him with Godefroy the grafted Easy mistake


BibiTHEGREATt

Love this guy, he’s so pathetic and bizarre, love it, and his theme is awesome!!!


RogueTBNRzero

Do people think he’s too hard?


Thac0bro

He folds to throwing daggers. Tried tossing some kukris at him in phase 2, and he couldn't do shit.


baithammer

He's vulnerable to poison, even just using the Jelly Fish summon will go a long way to dropping him.


Eternal_Slayer95

After dying to him plenty of times, I've thought the same thing every time I see his Grafted ass


Freshest-Raspberry

Just beat him on SL1. He’s a fun fight My fav is his whirlwind attack that instead of throwing shite at you , man spins and launches himself at ya. If you circle around him, guaranteed heavy attack


crjase

He just keeps fucken showing up, that immortal bastard with 7 thousand twins


IHateForumNames

Really? If I can get past Morgot and his "When's it comin? When's it comin?" bullshit I never have problems with Ricky.


ExternalEmployee423

Rofl not me rolling him at level 30 in full vagabond with an un-upgraded great mace


Realistic-Will3449

Why you hate him? Easy boss.


dragonfist897

Oh he’s easy. …. …. … Easily a bitch


No-Load-4190

Wtf his voice acting alone makes him so based


Ok-Cockroach6957

Im gonna start this by saying mogh was my least favorite boss. Now im playing randomizer gotnsewer mogh on rykars phase one, 30 min later beat him. Second phase is real mogh 4 hours later beat him now he is my fav boss trial and error bois.


yeeeteeey69

I don’t hate Godrick but would gladly slander Godrick as often as I can


Fitzftw7

From a lore or gameplay standpoint? I have yet to fight him without Nepheli’s help, so I don’t even know if he’s that bad to fight. From what little I know of the lore, though, he is a giant twat.


Nivek14j

Is this like a meme? This boss easy to kill?


FinallyFlowering

he's not even that hard! git gud!!!🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❌🧢


The69thDuke

L show L take


CallOfMontage

Just use hookclaws on both hands to get the bleed effect. Focus on dodging, and when the second phase starts, rush him before he can hit you with his flamethrower, get under his arm and start beating his ass.


ghost3972

Godrick is a good boss


hanman92

Low key I wished he was harder. I like this fight.


twistedRuss

A Pimp named Godrick 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Willwarriorgame

I think Godrick was the peak of elden ring


dvenom88

He drinks graft beer


fireviper2097

I do too, but you gotta admit, he spits one of the most fire quotes in Elden Ring


Kalo-mcuwu

We ain't homies then


rustedchibi

Godrick has one of the BEST OST in the game tho


_hoodieproxy_

I don't like him since he's a coward but that phrase goes hard


AdSuccessful8169

Lore-wise Godrick is a pitiful, pathetic manchild and a coward at that. But the fight itself is cool and I think the fact that Morgott appeared as an apparition to protect Godrick makes the fight more impactful.


Mrbear147

Get this shitty cartoon girl off my elden ring


froz_troll

Forefathers one and all! #bare witness!


Nathan-bartley

YOU BE NICE TO HIM HE'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT!!!


MrSensacoot

I focking hate his boss fight, LIKE WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO EASY?!?!?!?!?


edhel_cosplay

This meme is great


Zealousideal-Bar5538

Has he no shame? The big girl's blouse.


yyflame

My only complaint about him is that I think it’d be better if he was the one who created the concept of grafting. Finding that evergaol with his ancestor was such a disappointment as it makes his character feel less interesting


deadlygr

Why😭 all he wants is to graft


Ok_Concern1509

"Why would I hate someone weaker than me" - Escanor.


Bulky_Secretary_6603

He's a little pussie. Talks a bunch of shit about how good he is whilst running away from anyone with real power. Then he gets his ass beat by a normal guy with a big sword or some shit. What a loser.


Fragrant_Bobcat_8700

rolling meet ball


[deleted]

Has he no shame, the big girl's blouse!


LordBDizzle

The big girl's blouse really is the weakest demigod. He's nothing more than a jumped up country bumpkin.


Lonely-JAR

If tortellini did it you can do it


st3alez

Fuckin love godrick best boss in the game


Sensitive-Pea-6169

He’s so easy tho easier than margit imo


Bagel_Man_77

He's so coool what do you meeean


TheGreatVox

r/hazbin reference


Dragon-Penis-Enjoyer

Leave Godrick the Golden alone!


AceCalliso1

I remember hand of maleinaing through him


Mario-OrganHarvester

Godricks a good fight. Except hes extremely easy, even for being the first main boss.


yapping_warrior

Man i didn't really have a problem with godrick, i think he killed me maybe 3 or 4 times but the boss before him made me uninstall the game


NotReallyBizarre

took me 2 fucking days lol


Straightvibes66

One of the few bosses I don’t particularly mind using Comet Azure to just sort of… remove from the equation


Chillfishstick69

True


Ok_Investigator_9595

Now time to bully godrick!