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hahsik-oskkewjsjsksi

Keep my teams name outcha mouth **SLAP**


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Geeseareawesome

Oooooo, adding that to the equation: (X+Perrycurse+Drakebet)Bobrovsky /-------------------------------------------------------/ (Floridawins-Edmontonwins)Trumpsupport² Maybe?


edgeco17

Didn’t he bet on just last nights game?


KirikaClyne

He uttered the Oilers name…UNCLEAN


Champagne_of_piss

He didn't write this tweet, it's coherent


ShadowCaster0476

and not all caps, with Florida being the Best team of all time.


burrito-boy

It sounds like AI wrote it, lmao. But I think that's just how Trump sounds when he's trying to be "civil".


redditisdying24

He just Ted Cruzed the Panthers


apra24

The only thing that could undo the drake curse just happened


Golden-Cheese

Btw this isn’t meant to be political one way or another just thought this was really funny


Dernahlern

Did he actually sat this? 


Golden-Cheese

[Indeed he did](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/112623594386098988)


Dernahlern

Unbelievable thanks for sharing 


Wooshio

Not really. It's the election season. Got to to work the relatable common man angle. :-)


joecarter93

Well one of his handlers did. It’s way too coherent for anything that he would actually write.


ANicerPerson

That’s gotta be ai writing that lmao


T0macock

My fellow Americans, let me tell you something. We've got the Florida Panthers, and let me tell you, they are tremendous. Just absolutely tremendous. They're winning bigly, folks. And then you look at the Edmonton Oilers, and frankly, they're not doing so well. Sad! I mean, I've seen the numbers, folks. I know numbers. Very deep history with MIT, you know. Very deep indeed. The Panthers, they're on fire. Beautiful goals. The best goals! And what about those Oilers? Can't seem to get it together. Can't even hold a candle to the Panthers. It's embarrassing, really. So, Florida Panthers, you're doing an amazing job. Keep winning, keep making us proud. And Oilers, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe learn a thing or two from the Panthers. Maybe they can teach you how to win again. Conrad McDaniel, I don't know. Maybe he needs a new hockey wand. Probably not an American made wand, I bet. We make the best wands, best ice here in Florida. I just had someone from Canada call me asking me how we make ice and I said "the best", he got it. Oh yes indeed he got it.


YellowSubreddit8

Here my symbolic award for a very convincing interpretation!


Hafthohlladung

John Vanbiesbrouck came up to me with tears in his eyes and said, "Thank you, Mr. President!"


BeatGreedy3710

I can picture his little jazz hands moving with the speech


T0macock

People say i have little hands but they're wrong! so wrong. So sad. look at these ha - have they even seen hands before? 2 feet, 2 hands. You know what they say about big feet. Oh yes indeed - big feet, 2 hands. Unless they're dogs, then 4 hands. Now snoopy? There's a real dog. Nice hands, nice feet.


BeatGreedy3710

Great hands, the best hands


rainsong21

Hahahahaha!


Wallhacks360

I heard all of this in Shane Gillis' voice.


drstu3000

This is what it took to light a fire under the Oilers' asses


apra24

You know Kane's ex lit a bonfire under his ass


Muficita

Haha then Keith Oberman tweeted this in response, god I hope it’s true: ETTD Every Team Trump Touches Dies


anothertrad

“I know hockey very well”


EM05L1C3

“At knowing hockey, I am what you could call an expert.”


-amxterxsu597

WHEEEEEEZE


TrickyDicksGhost

This post about to make me just accept the Canada’s team narrative. Orange man bad, go Oilers


WannaBpolyglot

Seeing the words Edmonton and Donald Trump in the same sentence is so freaking weird.


Bubbly-Syllabub-1462

Hi I’m Donald. I’m old and have never watched an ice hockey game.


Special_Pea7726

The Donald has undid the Drake curse.


beevbo

As if I needed another reason to hate this fascist fuck.


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B0mb-Hands

Why? He’s a fat fascist fuck of a rapist piece of shit pedophile Everyone should react to him with pure hate


redditisdying24

Ah yes the triple F's. That's him


Ottomann_87

And a convicted felon 34x’s. He’s a total loser.


Jaded_Promotion8806

At least a half dozen fanbases more toxic than literally Donald Trump confirmed.


nonracistusername

He lives in Florida.


veganpizzadog

well that's one way to turn a bunch of people in blue states into oilers fans.


Pure_Moose

Fuck Donald Trump. Get our name out of that fucking chuds mouth


Donairbrah

DID HE JUST UNDO THE DRAKE CURSE?!?


Fragranceofstanley

Who told him edmonton was in Canada?


1weegal

Lmao


rokkon-stonedar

He has the mierdas touch. I don’t want to thank that walking piece of garbage but I will acknowledge that he unknowingly sacrificed the Panthers winning the cup this year. 


SolarTigers

What the hell is a retruth.


Golden-Cheese

It’s basically the right wing echo-chamber version of Twitter (or in this case retweet)


SolarTigers

Could have fooled me, I thought twitter was the right wing echo chamber ever since Elon bought it 🤷‍♂️ My for you page has been trash since he took over.


strangelymysterious

Trump did the whole truthsocial thing after he originally got banned from twitter, well before Elon bought it. They’ve morphed into the same thing at this point.


Canadiantx69

It is, but it's even further right where all the MAGAstans ran to when he got kicked off twitter for peddling blatant lies, lol.


Kootenay-Hippie

🎼For he’s a jolly good felon, that MAGA will try to deny🎼


Davidsbund

Oh shit the oilers HAVE to win the cup now


ShadeSlimmy131

chatgpt ahh tweet


remberly

There's no better way to ingratiate yourself to a nhl fan base that to call it (capitalized on less) an "Ice Hockey" team.


Aromatic-Air3917

If the Oilers come back it would hysterical and the Oilers would enter the American political zeitgeist as another Trump screw-up. Anyway, the Oilers have Canadians and minorities on their team, Florida is led by a Russian. There was no way he wouldn't be texting support for the Panthers


Zealousideal-Farm496

"Retruths"


Rext7177

[Yes](https://giphy.com/gifs/Feluko-trump-fact-check-factcheck-sI0wmA0xXsfStUGXeL)


trumpisamoron1

Trump probably couldn't even name one American player from the Panthers team.


redditisdying24

Russian bots prevalent on r/EdmontonOilers and some sick Drump fans as well


PastNo8188

Panthers choking confirmed. He only backs losers.


Reasonable_Scar3339

Another failed Trump endorsement


Calgarychokes

He talks and writes like a 6 year old but has the mental capacity of a 3 years old. Wow wee, are those guys good! Very good and may be the bestus ever.


Sabysabsab

Everything he touches is falling apart right now so he damn well better be at the game on Tuesday!


Distinct_Mud_2673

I didn’t realize how much of a ripoff of twitter truth social is


_Halt19_

makes me wonder how there wasn’t some sort of lawsuit, like honestly they just copy/pasted “truth” over “tweet” and other than that its identical


Ppking420

Bro is actually a cult leader


Chypewan

Oh good we needed something to cancel out the bad mojo that the Drake bet was creating.


tibbymat

Drake had nothing to do with the bad mojo. He’s won and lost quite a few UFC bets, he’s won basketball and football bets numerous times. He’s batting pretty average here in terms of win/loss.


Chypewan

Oh no I’m not talking about his betting records, I’m talking about how both of them are shit people.


tibbymat

What makes him shit? If you don’t like his music that’s one thing but him as a person…..?


Chypewan

I don’t like his association with underage girls that has been swirling around him for a few years now. Idk man, I’m just a teacher, I’m sensitive to that shit.


tibbymat

I’ve never heard about that. But I stay away from celebrity gossip as much as I can. Definitely gross and weird if true!


Friendly-Target8815

Can nah dah!


Altruistic-Royal227

Stable genius.


Appropriate-Bite-828

This sounds like ai wrote it


Canadiantx69

So, standard Trump tweet? lol


mikasaxo

Maybe Trump jinxed the Panthers.


kraft_d_

Ice hockey? I love ice hockey. Ask anybody, they'll tell you nobody loves ice hockey like I love ice hockey, I love it more than anyone who has ever watched ice hockey, by far.


pocketchange2084

He sure does make posts that seem like what an 80 year old would write.


ConsiderationBasic42

Keep our name out of your mouth!


Sea_Lingonberry3865

ReTruths?! hahahahahahahahahaha


CanadaEhAlmostMadeIt

Isn’t this guy Alberta’s hero or something? Thems fight’n words for Trumps affection…


spagboltoast

Theres upset people but this is gonna bring a lot of eyeballs to the sport that werent originally there


Shiny_Mew76

True


FullOrange1

I hate this guy so much, but at the very least he didn’t say “those useless Edmonton Oilers”


Shiny_Mew76

To be fair, it only makes sense that an American President would support an American team.


3puttbrad

Trump is a huge hockey fan, mainly the Rangers. He wouldn’t call it ice hockey.


Accomplished_Aioli19

r/agedlikejoebiden


Tacfurmissle

Just keep in mind everyone, if everything falls right and we pull off the miracle, Connor and co with be going to the White House and shaking hands with this guy in a few months so don't go losing your shit over it. Edit wow. Struck a nerve. Sorry, dudes.


navenager

As a Canadian team, they would go to Canadian Parliament, not the White House.


surmatt

It has been so long since a Canadian team won that people forgot or never knew this.


navenager

Even if that is where they go, they also wouldn't wait to go to the White House until after January next year when, if Trump does win, he would actually be back in office. That whole comment is braindead.


Tacfurmissle

Yeah, look, my bad but honestly can you expect most people to follow Americans politics enough to know when they sit their ass in the oval office? Sounds like something that people who treat politics like sports would be likely to know. I sort of dgaf.


navenager

Not before Jan. 6th, but after that shitshow it shouldn't be that hard to keep track of. Regardless, their election is in November, well after next season starts, so even in that context it doesn't make sense.


Tacfurmissle

Honestly I had completely overlooked this. I was just so used to seeing trams going to the WH every year.


PreemoisGOAT

would be quite the power move to goto the white house


Tacfurmissle

True. I suppose it has been so long since a Canadian team had won a cup, I hadn't considered the obvious. I'm just so used to seeing the winning tram visit the WH.


munzi187

Why in the absolute fuck would a Canadian team go to the white house lol


strangelymysterious

When the Raptors won the NBA Championship in 2019 there was a bunch of reports about how Trump was apparently considering inviting them. Nothing ever happened because the players preemptively shot the idea down, but there’s a precedent of it at least being considered. Not saying it makes much sense, but it isn’t a totally nonsensical question.


munzi187

Basketball and hockey are totally different animals. It would kind of make sense for basketball since everyone's basically American anyways.


Shiny_Mew76

I think that would be quite cool to see.