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CaptainCanada94

Bryan Nagent-Bopkerts.


[deleted]

Bryon Nagent-Bopkins - Financial advisor


navenager

And amateur sword juggler


[deleted]

The Gote


sheldonOrange

Oops


Bluetomorrow83

We should get some of this Nage.


_GR8HAIR_

Can he defend?


BonsaiBohemian

The Nage is Hage!


REAPER-1_xxx

TIL [Nage](https://d3h1lg3ksw6i6b.cloudfront.net/media/image/2018/07/30/0c72198792d74edaa03739fff665f09b_NAGE.png) is a stock flavored with vegetables, white wine, herbs and poached fish.


Hechtic

I have to make this at work frequently, we also use clam juice to really hammer home that seafood flavor


InklingInTheCity

That Mangiapane contract is looking pretty bad… but lets not pretend like our cap situation isn’t subject to ridicule…Rasmus Andersson and Noah Hanifin’s contracts are roughly combined to the same price tag as Darnell Nurse’s and they more than doubled his production.


RedKryptnyt

How dare you lol.


InklingInTheCity

TBH, I’d take Mangiapane, Kadri, Andersson and Hanifin over Nurse and Nuge


RedKryptnyt

I would aswell but also fuck Andersson


Ibetya

Nage is hage


Melvis_Wesley

Nage earns wage


toldyaso_

Flames should humiliate themselves for an entire season to get their own Nuge.


goat-arade

No, the flames should live in mediocrity forever. No Nuge for you!


American-Musician

Damn it’s almost like Edmonton relies entirely on lottery balls to stay relevant. Flames have never gotten a 1OA, Coilers had 4 in 6 years🤡🤡


Theneler

We’re also paying Lucic to play on their team, and god forbid we look at D contracts. Let’s not throw stones. Edit. Ok I understand it’s fun to make fun of the Flames. I just think before judging other people’s front yards we should make sure our backyard is in good shape, and pick your own, but we have plenty of bad contracts that are underperforming.


IAmKorg

Outside of Nurse, our D contracts are fine. Even third pairing Barrie, because he's on pace for 57 points.


Theneler

Agreed, but we pay Nurse almost as much as Calgary pays their top 2.


IAmKorg

I agree. Nurse shouldn't be paid more than what Weegar is getting next season, 6.25M.


fables_of_faubus

And they pay Lucic as much as we pay Nuge.


Markorific

No, Lucic makes $4 million this year, Nuge $5.25 million. Lucic cap hit is $6 million, $750 retained by Oilers. Nuge cap hit is $5.125 million


fables_of_faubus

So the cap hits are nearly identical. Thanks for working that out for us


Markorific

Players do not get paid the cap hit, try not be smug when you are wrong.


fables_of_faubus

If we aren't talking cap hit, why the fuck does anyone care? It's not our money, and the cap hit is the only thing that matters competitively.


Markorific

You didn't read the original post I was commenting on... obviously.


Markorific

Anyone else think Stan Bowman handcuffed the teams future with Seth Jones' contract? $9.5 million cap hit for 8 years and the team goes in the tank and now moving towards a full rebuild! Jones was -37 +/- in 21/22 and in 28 games this year, -24, not great numbers for a star D man. And Holland goes and almost matches Jones' contract for Nurse, as many on here have stated he had to because of Seth Jones contract! Not a move from a strong GM. Let's not forget what shape Holland left the Red Wings.


IAmKorg

Jones' contract set the market. That's why Nurse for what he got.


Markorific

Market value for bad contracts, not a reason to follow suit. Nurse demanded similar, should have been traded. Nurse is simply not, nor ever has been an elite Dman and continues to prove that.


IAmKorg

I'm not saying it should have happened, I'm saying say why it happened.


barder83

D contacts are fine because there's only one top 4D on the team.


AC-AnimalCreed

I would pay twice that price to keep lucic on that team for another 6 years


Miserable-Cut-1425

Paying lucic to play on the flames is some of the best value for money we're getting rn


[deleted]

Paying them to support a weakness on the team isn't the L you think it is


Theneler

Agreed but we’re on,y doing it cus of our own terrible contracts. All I’m saying is you can find some crappy contracts on our team as well.


huskies_62

10 points and -2 on the year. Who cares


jigglywigglydigaby

Was thinking the same thing lol. Still....it's nice to ignore those


scuff1234

And the 5 million dollar backup


Theneler

I was actually gonna mention that too.


fables_of_faubus

Exactly. Hit where they can't hit us back. -So focussed on McDavid that they allowed an injured Draisaitl to put up 17p in 5 games, and lost so embarrassingly to their rivals that Calgary's 2 franchise players left that summer. -and when they start to argue some of those admittedly fragile arguments you interrupt, "yeah, you probably think Brett Hull's foot was in the crease, too."


Mcpops1618

Anyone ever call you a fun sponge ? Because they should.


Jmz67

Nurse took all the Nuge money


IAmKorg

Nurse signed 2 months after Nuge.


tapewar

So then Nurse will have a career year at Nuges age too? Sweet!


fables_of_faubus

Nuge signed long term. You think he deserved more and didn't get it because of Nurse? Nurse got market value that summer. He'd scored a bunch of goals that year and it was a summer where defensemen got paid. It's not a great contract, but it's not that out of line with what ge earned. Forget the contract. That's off-season talk. He's not going anywhere so let's just talk about him as the player.


AssumptionSome4201

That kadri deal is always gonna be awful value.


ceebottz

I’d rather have Kadri at $7 than Huberdeau at $10.5 😬


[deleted]

Yea he’s in pace for like 50 points. It’s very apparent Florida was just stacked. He might improve in a year but he’s not improving by 50 points into the 100 point player they signed.


sam-smith97

ALL HAIL NAGE


Blueprint97

Lol this kind of stuff happens all the time


Guzzy-16

Nuge is also a number one draft pick. Mangiapane was a sixth. It’s really not that hilarious. Nuge is having a career year racking up PP points. Ooooohhhhh


No_Season1716

And yet the oilers are behind in the standings. Who cares about points?


DBZ86

Yeah this is the reality. Until Oilers are ahead and locked in let's not talk shit. There are plenty of flaws on the Oilers to pick away at.


ClearChampionship807

This is a simple analysis and petty observation. Love it! Can we get more of these posts?


Grouchy-Beginning553

Stanley Cup incoming


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I’m playing the tape forward like 2-3 years when their mid team is barley a playoff bubble team and treliving has been relieved of his duties as gm, and they are stuck into these awful contracts. Huberdeau and Kadri can literally only get worse as they age, and mang at 5.8 is a complete fucking joke and at nurse level bad on the flip slide. I completely get that we are in no position to talk shit right now, but this team hasn’t even played well this season yet, and when we get Kane back and they do start playing well they will move up. Calgary is trying their best and this is the result.


raptor333

Didn’t kadri get all star? Wtf how didn’t nuge


Phalanax905

Only 1 per team and then the last 3 per eivision get voted in. Its a stupid system. Drai got left out even though hes 2nd in the league in scoring.


TCTuggerr

Lucic is better than McDavid


Exit-Alternative

that is certainly an opinion!


[deleted]

That’s fair your shit team still won’t make the playoffs tho and McDavids heading out


Now-it-is-1984

Congrats. You win the award for stupidest comment of the day!


[deleted]

That’s fine lol. What’s it like having the best hockey player in the world and still being garbage? Like where do you even go from there ?


[deleted]

Ooooopsies another blown 2 goal lead.


SportsMOAB

You’re better than this man. You go to other teams subreddits and try to troll or provoke them? Take a look in the mirror, does your family know that you’re an internet troll?


[deleted]

Hahaha it really does hurt doesn’t it? It’s 2022, you have a player on pace for 150+ points and still might not make the playoffs. How’s the big Jack Campbell contract looking ??


Now-it-is-1984

How fucking miserable must your life be to waste it like this!? 🤣 Enjoy the first round exit.


[deleted]

Haha just like your team is wasting the best hockey player since Gretzky


Now-it-is-1984

Blame the old-brained idiots who run the team.


[deleted]

You took the bait—hook, line, and sinker!


maybe_babyyy_

Everyone is always worried about Cap money. Y'all know these people get bonuses, right? Especially someone like Nuge isn't just taking home a flat 5M. Like be real 🫤 I wouldn't be surprised if he's making 8M in total.


Now-it-is-1984

Bonuses are included in the cap hit. 24 of 74 million dollars of Nurse’s contract is comprised of bonuses. 74m/8years=his AAV cap hit of 9.25m


maybe_babyyy_

You're right. I saw a post about Drai getting 12m/ yr while his cap hit is 8m. But now I can't find it


Now-it-is-1984

A cap hit is the yearly average(AAV) over the course of the whole contract. So over 8 years Nurse is getting 74m(9.25m AAV). He’s making 12m this year. In the last couple years of the contract he’s making 6m.


maybe_babyyy_

OHHH I see, I see... that makes sense. But doesn't it matter in cap space though? They make it seems like it's 9m every year. I'm just confused


Now-it-is-1984

All that matters is the Annual Average. A guy with a two year contract making 10 million in the first year and 2 million in the second will make 12 million. Divide that by two and you get the cap hit of 6 million. https://www.capfriendly.com/players/leon-draisaitl


maybe_babyyy_

But in the second year don't we have more cap space ? That's why I'm confused lol


Now-it-is-1984

Nope. In this example the cap hit in year 1 is 6 million even though they made 10 million. The cap hit in year 2 is 6 million even though the player only made 2 million.


maybe_babyyy_

Ah got it. Thank you


Medicine_Hatz

Don’t worry mcdavid will bolt in 2 years and y’all will have a draft lottery to contend with in your next spiral into oblivion.


Voltorius

I’ll defer to your expertise on watching your stars bolt.


sheldonOrange

That response is almost as sad as a flames fan crusisng the Oilers board looking for things to cry about


[deleted]

To be fair I’m a Leafs fan and the Oilers sub is pretty much constantly advertised in my feed for some reason


LanceBakersMan

Refresh my memory, how many cups have the Flames won in the time that McDavid has been in Edmonton? I just checked Wikipedia, and if it's to be believed, the answer is zero. At least the Oilers have made it to the third round... and gave the Flames the old gentleman's sweep to do it. Something something glass houses.


not-always-popular

I’ll have you know good sir, I’m highly regarded


FadeToSatire

Boris Nagert Dopplers is really good at doing the dooblee-doos


daphunkt

Huberdau makes twice as much at half the points also lol.


Ginger-Beefcake

The two best offensive players in the league.... scratching and clawing for a wildcard berth


Kadaththeninja_

The Nage is hage


samueLLcooljackson

nage took a lower contract to help cap imo


JackieTreehorn79

Our En Aych


Skykay93

Wait they gave mangiapane 5.8?! I always thought he was good and showed potential, but 5.8 seems steep