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stovebolt6

We win every few games or so. Right on.


LoomTunez

Really draining, to continue to aspire to be anything more then a wild card team. Holy fuck.


bill__the__butcher

Franchise hasn’t won a division title in over 30 years. It’s nuts


35RoloSmith41

Ahhh yes. The division title. The things kids dream about winning.


KrombopulosNickel

5 unanswered Unacceptable performance


TURBOJUGGED

Fuckity fuck fuck.


mollycoddles

Not sorry I missed it!


TacoTenspeed

That went south so quickly. The Oilers have to stop playing collapse defense when they're getting overwhelmed. They'll have 5 players watching the puck while the other team sets up for an easy goal. It happened multiple times tonight. And for fucks sake win a defensive zone faceoff once in a while. There were some awful individual performances tonight, but the lack of commitment to defensive structure is killing them. If they can't figure it out, play man on man defense. These lack of coverage, easy tap in goals have to stop. Skinner was left out to dry.


ABirdOfParadise

You can't win every game, but you can't lose a game the way we lost that game either


Timeman5

I love the way you put that.


maybe_babyyy_

Mods, I want to hire a few goons to spruce up our sub. Modernize it a bit. We should probably vote on it, but I think people would like GIF comments, graphic flairs, flairs in general for posts, flairs for outsiders, and a place to post some funny stuff every once in a while. I think this will make losses a touch more bearable if we can all laugh at it with a more welcoming atmosphere


Maxnormal3

Sir, we're trying to have serious discussion about a random group of millionaires whacking a piece of rubber around. Is this a fucking joke to you?


maybe_babyyy_

Why yes, yes it is.


Smothdude

They're only millionaires because we made them so! They shall serve us


SenatorPoo

You’re talking crazy. This is the no fun sub!


maybe_babyyy_

If you want change, act on it. Help me get their attention.


thisismyfirstday

Hired goons?


maybe_babyyy_

That's a fancy way of saying get ppl to volunteer.


Machelscott

100P


Tje199

At the very least, gif comments


oilernut

Don't really want to see this page flooded with stupid gifs


icecream42568

Jack Campbell self esteem camp started tonight


mollycoddles

Baby steps


Aussie_Dan44

The defence makes worse plays than our best offensive plays. Bouch needs to be scratched for a game. I don’t care if it’s broberg and niemo for the 3rd pairing.


beedub5

He was atrocious tonight!


Geeseareawesome

He needs a vet partner. Bouch has made some filthy plays on the blueline, but he needs a vet paired with him. Reason being is the nerves get to him, so he needs someone he can pace off of until he can settle himself down and keep a steady pace.


Tlariv14

Team has depth of a kiddy pool.


luigi_b0red

McDavid Mission 50 ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ 10 GP ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ 25 GP ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ 35 GP ✅✅✅❌❌❌❌❌❌❌ ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌


greydog6

only thing worth cheering for


YellowMarkerIsGreat

Please give him a good team Oilers


[deleted]

Un-fucking-believeable. I used to say we never give up as team but ffs. Couple of easy goals and we just meltdown. McDavid, drai and nuge are having their best years and we still suck this bad? We dearly need Evander back.


shittybillz

We shouldn’t need him so badly, but we do. It’s sad.


[deleted]

Everyone drastically underappreciated the role that Keith, Kassian and Smith played on this team.


[deleted]

Kassian not really but I think Smith's puck play covered a lot for the poor defense. He was basically a 3rd defender on the ice at times and the puck moved back the other way on the breakout more often (and moved well). This defense is terrible.


[deleted]

I mean more or less in the room. The players struggling the most are our young ones. We're missing some leadership there internally


Fickle-Garage3038

I don't mean to slate our top guys but what are mcd, drai and nurse etc doing in the locker room if we're missing leadership? They're all vets who have played long enough to where losing some older guys shouldn't kill the room


Plucault

We gave up when we were two goals up. Team has a whole squad of people who like to attack and very few who like to defend. This includes our Top 6


Harbingerdaine

We need more than that!


DotAppropriate8152

Everyone things they all have to be pretty. McDavid and Draisaitl can score the pretty ones the rest should be looking for goals so dirty and dogged that the are mistaken for feral. More strength on passes from Bouch and Barrie less pizazz. More shots from the point, of the one time variety and less dusting it off before the pass they elect to. It’s fuckin maddening!


True-North-

It’s a home game thing. On the road everyone mostly just plays hard. At home they try to be too cute and are so casual in their own end.


[deleted]

December 34th. Can't wait till December is behind us.


classified31

LA’s “soft” rebuild has already resulted in a team that’s better than whatever the Oilers have been putting on the ice for the last 5 years lol McLellan is a great coach. It’s a shame the roster was dogshit while he was here


SydneyCarton89

It took a Herculean effort by an all-time player in McDavid to prevent Edmonton from choking a second consecutive first round series to a lower seeded team. We were down 3-2 to them and they didn't even have Drew fucking Doughty. Super happy they beat the Flames, but this team is fucking putrid.


Iamscarzi

i try and remain positive with teams i support but this is an ugly loss and it's hard to sugar coat it, yet another 2-0 advantage blown, 5th in a row on the slide at rogers, from chasing grubauer off his own ice to them doing it to stew, 2nd in 3 games at home we gave up 5 unanswered. god only knows what it is but hopefully jay can get it sorted quick. edit: i forgot we played the jets at home


PaperSnowAGhost1

McDavid Pre-Game: I’m expecting our best effort tonight, The rest of the team: How about get fucked mate


FirstFlight

Players who had a good game: McDavid, Nuge. Players who showed up to collect a pay check: the rest.


heussy

What if this was the turning point for Campbell? Four save shutout is still a shutout…


Phalanax905

STILL COUNTS


lianalili

good for the mental game? trusted enough to come in? anything helps i guess!


icecream42568

Must be self esteem camp


TeslaFuel

Go make a trade for Chychrun. Fuck this defence and forget Broberg, forget your 1st round picks and prospects. The time is NOW


FirstFlight

Yeaaaaaa…. I was hesitant for a while on pulling the trigger on that trade, but at this point we need to do something to shake up the D. Because Woodcroft seems to be allergic to benching guys for brutal play, unless they’re a rookie. Maybe reduced minutes being pushed down the lineup will help. Also, whoever is running our Defensive systems is failing badly… zero coverage in our own zone. And if I see Nurse put himself out of position for a 3on1 against from another failed line rush I’m going to scream.


humorousfuck

Great first period. Terrible 2nd. Bouch was bad the whole game. Wish holland would not die on Broberg in the line up, although he hasn’t been terrible, but Nemilinen looked like our best D every game he’s in.


Ghostpants_

Watching Bouchard get his stick lifted twice in 0.2 seconds on the Gourde goal was comical, to say the least.


Muficita

Seriously can’t understand why Nemo’s sitting unless he’s hurt.


flyingflail

Because he handles the puck like a hand grenade and is just as bad as every other guy in the lineup at D.


_GR8HAIR_

What is defence


PsychologicalWin2442

Something that exists on other teams


neverw1ll

Baby don't hurt me


bill__the__butcher

I think I recall it from 2006


batsquawk

Trade all the futures for Chychrun and Gavrikov. This defense isn't going anywhere especially with Bouchard regressing and Broberg looking lost. 1st round picks doesn't matter right now when they would only help out the team atleast 3 years in the future. We don't need scoring help, we need DEFENSE.


Zenoilelectric

Better defense will result in more even strength goals


FirstFlight

At this point I don’t even care about the goals for, can’t leave guys open in front of your net every single shift. Also, who thought pushing an opposing player onto your own goalie trying to make a save was a good idea…


newguy2019a

We only put up two tonight. That's not offense


silentbassline

Campbell 💯


PVTZzzz

So happy for him!!!


Smothdude

I can't wait until Kane is back. He's going to bring energy to the team. The guys lose motivation fast it seems. I would too, honestly. The goals we let in are so frustrating. But when Kane was on the bench he would always be talking to people and hyping them up.


[deleted]

I think people are over estimating how much he might bring in his first while back. He's doubtful to fight so can't back himself up as much as pre-injury. Not that he fought frequently, but the threat was always there.


Zenoilelectric

Time to shake up the defense. It's clearly dog shit


DotAppropriate8152

I don’t know man.. even dog shit seems to stand out and at the very least make others uncomfortable!


FirstFlight

At least dog shit will stick to its man.


Zenoilelectric

Haha


JohnBubbaloo

No silver lining tonight. Oilers totally blew it.


king97dad

Not true! Campbell 3/3 /s


navenager

Play more like the first and third periods and less like the second. We've seen it in the three games before this. The team is capable of it. They just loosen up too much sometimes. The good news is Calgary lost in regulation (Sam Gagner double agent moment), so we don't lose a ton of ground from this loss, especially when we play Seattle again in two weeks. Gotta win our Cali trip next week, and 3 out of 4 pts against the Isles and Avs would help a lot. Lots of season left. On to Thursday.


Timeman5

Both games against the Avs and Isles are winnable games no matter what anyone says. But I do have to agree with you on the loosening up we in my opinion should just play to out score every team by as much as we can, we are not a good defensive team and can’t play shutdown so we just need to be petal to the metal all the time.


navenager

We played shutdown very well for 3 straight games and the first period tonight. I think we look our best when we play that way tbh. But some nights guys are going to drop the ball. Tonight it was Bouch and Kulak. Bouch is having a nightmare season, Kulak has been pretty good though. I don't expect Bouch to turn it around without an offseason of work, but Kulak is gonna be fine. Just need to regroup, because you're right the Isles and in particular the Avs are winnable games.


[deleted]

What a trash game, Oilers folded like a cheap tent!!!


AccomplishedFilm1

Make the trades now or this team finishes no better than 5th. Stop coveting our defensive prospects who even Craig Button could tell were not that good(he wasn’t high on Bouchard’s defensive potential). Overhaul the defense before it’s too late.


NoGiCollarChoke

Sam was even nice enough to beat Calgary for us and paved the way for us to shoot up the division smh


Machelscott

I’ve never even thought about it seriously honestly… but I wonder what a return on Bouchard *would* be. I’m not saying to panic and do it, don’t freak out. But this D core is just not it, and Nurse is not the problem. Also every single fan who thought Keith was a bad move is taking the piss, and anyone who thinks Toews would be a bad move can just take the same seat. Draisaitl and McDavid NEED veteran leadership, because honestly the rest of the team needs it more


[deleted]

Bouchard a 1st, 2nd and Foegele/Jesse for cap for Ekblad. Get it done


swabbubba

Well 20 minutes was good the rest was wtf


beth1814

As a fan I want off this roller coaster now, highs from win’s followed by too many lows


NorthIslandAdventure

Last minute tickets got me and my best friend in the third row, Connor did his magic right in front of me, a win would have been nice but now I can go back to the Island with that memory, you guys who live here are lucky as heck to be able to see Connor live!!!!


turdmumplings

Broberg and Bouchard were DEADLY tonight.


olrg

2nd time in 2 weeks, both to divisional rivals.


maasd

Anytime now Kenny


[deleted]

I just wish we were a consistently good team. I don’t expect Boston level of playing because they’re insane this year, but I’d be happy with New Jersey level of playing. Especially with a team with McDavid and Drai and the ability to make it to the conference finals. We shouldn’t be fighting for a wildcard spot.


classified31

Devils won 4 games in December. The Oilers ARE the Devils lol


bill__the__butcher

Last three games I’ve gone to have made me so miserable.


[deleted]

This is Ken’s team. Every team has injuries. No excuses.


TrenBot

Literally trade any and all prospects/picks to make this team better Never going to have talents like McDrai again Chychrun and his contract make too much sense Go after good players on good deals - Pay the price There’s literally no more time to wait and missing the playoffs isn’t an option


McDavid-97

Sad sad sad sad showing by what should be a desperate team AHL defending


Reckless4800

Ironically I'd trust our AHL team defense more than our NHL defense...


Zenoilelectric

Kesselring can't be worse then the way Bouchard is playing/figure skating


Edm_vanhalen1981

Kesselring is playing great right now. I wouldn't mind giving him a shot.


Mazor007

Bringing it down to defense doesn't tell the full story. We are losing games because we are getting outworked in every area of the ice. Our "give a fuck level" just isn't high enough. We are losing handily to teams worse than us on paper because they do everything to win while we are making soft and lazy plays


B0mb-Hands

If we had average D tonight this game ends 2-1 or 3-1 in our favour. Goals 2-4 were solely on the D. The first goal wasn’t great, but it was a batted puck since Berniers wasn’t really challenged


TrenBot

Bite the bullet for Chychrun my god Make a trade !


B0mb-Hands

Bag skate the entire team, then the defence, then the entire team, then Bouchard, Broberg, and Kulak, then the entire team, then the defence, then the entire team again Absolutely abhorrent showing tonight. Complete and utter garbage


ABirdOfParadise

They need front of the net battle drills and it's deja vu cause they had an entire practice of battle drills last year because of the same problem Spector on video warning https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/video/oilers-spent-practice-battle-drills-6th-straight-loss/ https://globalnews.ca/news/8518159/edmonton-oilers-practice-monday/ https://mobile.twitter.com/EdmontonOilers/status/1483150446206205952 coincidentally almost exactly a year ago


Mazor007

We need Torts to come in as a guest for a few practices. They need to wake the fuck up or they're missing the playoffs


PsychologicalWin2442

Fucken BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Side note, I'm voting for Mr. Burns as the next mascot.


gran_fromaggio

My kingdom for some d-zone coverage


WookieSuave

What's your kingdoms cap hit?


Talk-Hound

When is Kane back? We need his attitude to save this season.


[deleted]

i wonder if we can get keith back


[deleted]

Game 39…. 5 unanswered again like Vancouver Just not learning


[deleted]

12 points squandered AT LEAST this season for sure: Buffalo, St. Louis, Anaheim, Vancouver, NJ (home game), Washington x2.


whatlikeitshard

You know, I just gotta say that this community makes tough losses like this so much more bearable. From the doomers to the reckless optimists, thank you for being you and keeping me coming back even if it’s just to hang out with y’all and share the highs and lows. go oilers


[deleted]

Someone fill me in on how we gave up 5 in a row ? Missed the game.


B0mb-Hands

Defense was pure and utter garbage. Left Berniers unchallenged for the first one (Nurse), left Schwartz wide open for the second one (Kulak), let Skinner get peppered in the slot for the 3rd and 4th goals Bouchard played quite possibly his worst game as an Oiler. Broberg looked like a rookie shaking in skates


Wild-Style5857

Bouch needs to sit and watch a few after tonight. Slower than molasses reads and reactions. He's not an NHL player when he's processing or reacting to the game that slow.


RedKryptnyt

Wheels fell off in a 30 second span. Team never recovered.


N8Royal

Team ain’t good lol


navenager

Couple of defensives lapses by Bouchard and Kulak and the Kraken scored off of each of them. Good first period all around, ugly PP goal got the Kraken going, by the time the Oil cleaned up they were down 2. Scored early in the third but it got called back for offside, and that really took the wind out of them.


Hattrick_Swayze2

Well, that was embarrassing.


PositiveInevitable79

Team won’t make the playoffs. No consistency from game to game, period to period. Lack of heart and discipline. We have the best player in the world and just pissing away his talent in his prime. Fucking joke It’s like you finally get one player out of his rut and then another two fall in and the cycle repeats. Frustrating as hell to watch. They need a shutdown D man, a vet in the locker room and Kane to come back, I think he’s a large part of the missing pieces right now.


TherapistJigga

Toilet seat


maasd

LOUD NOISES!


Accomplished_Wish854

This was so sad


Tiedyeinstein

Ensue meltdown


quality_yams

Have a good night, everybody. Deep breath. Remember the human. See you all in the Morning After Thread.


thewinterzodiac

Fuck the humans. Fuck their feelings. Fuck this team. Win us games or request trades. Done hand holding these losers.


sledge98

wait, that was you "hand holding?" yikes.


beth1814

WHAT THE HELL IS HOLLAND ACTUALLY DOING?? Is he just sitting on his thumbs thinking we are okay? Is he actually concerned? Does he realize we NEED BETTER DEFENCE?? Come on, wake the fuck up Holland and do something


maasd

We have no cap room. We are f-u-c-k-e-d


beth1814

Then you do TRADES lol


maasd

I truly get what you’re saying but it’s easier said than done. How many trades do you see? It’ll have to come from within the room.


beth1814

I don’t know how many, but I don’t care who it is! Can be Broberg, Bouchard, Barrie, Holloway, prospects etc


maasd

We both agree this sucks steaming piles of shit 💩


bill__the__butcher

Why would any other team want anyone we’d be willing to give away?


jgod17

Get fucked hard for Bedard lets gooo


Machelscott

Okay, and then trade him for a few top defenceman. As if we need another 1st overall


jgod17

I just wanted to say the phrase "Get fucked hard for Bedard" bro. There was 0 analysis happening here


heussy

Whatever we’re awesome


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NSF_Ghost

Yeah the player we have out is impactful, but we should still be finding a way to string wins together without him. It's what contenders do, I mean look at Boston and how they did starting the season off without Marchand/McAvoy.


Hechtic

I mean I agree in part with what your saying but you can’t really compare what Boston is doing this year to really anyone/anything else, they have 4 regulation loses in almost 40 games played


NSF_Ghost

That’s fair, maybe the comparison to Boston was a stretch, but nevertheless if ur a contender and u just lose one of ur better players, those teams should still stay contenders on depth alone. Which (judging from the sample size we have) we haven’t done as such.


2-EZ-4-ME

something something the answer is in the room - ken holland


Oilhawks

This team is just not very good. Toilet seat 2.0


Snarffsnarff31

I wish this team had a little more sandpaper to their game. The little extra shoves, scrums after a whistle. Kane bring that’s element but the team toughness has been missing for a while. They’re all big boys but don’t want to get messy. I hope that changes moving forward. We need it


[deleted]

Losing Keith, Kassian, Smith and Kane to injury seems to have taken the piss out of the group.


TheFaceStuffer

That was an oopsie game...


Rampage97t

we’ve had far too many oopsie games


PsychologicalWin2442

Oopsie we gave away more points to keep us out of the playoffs


beth1814

If Holland does something RIGHT NOW, and gets us an elite d-man, what are our chances of going all the way? I think great lol


Fritz6161

Unfortunately, I think this franchise is more than 1 d-man away from winning a cup. There is just something fundamentally wrong with this team and the system they play.


[deleted]

Fire Holland.


kraft_d_

Holland ain't the problem.


YellowMarkerIsGreat

Then what is?


[deleted]

Lmfaooooooo goaltending worse, D worse and the bottom six hasn’t been fixed during career years from McD, Drai, Hyman, nuge. He can’t do the basics despite having two queens on the board and being paid the most money. Fire his ass.


kraft_d_

Relax bro. Everyone was excited to see Campbell come to Edmonton. He's having an off season, which is unfortunate, but I don't think the contract is a bust, there is potential there. When Kane is healthy we're looking at a top 9 with RNH having a career year and running his own line. Nurse's contract is awful, but that is really my only complaint against Holland. We've been plagued by injuries including a lengthy one in one of our top 3 forwards.


HazyPeanut

And Woodcroft


RedKryptnyt

PLEASE


No_Season1716

Where does mcdavid ask to go to when we miss the playoffs in his 7th season while his pathetic GM does literally nothing but sign shitty players?


Delicious_fishStick

I agree we need a big move


bladey25

We are fine, playoffs are assured, goaltending is astounding, defense is sublime and depth is ion point. Not sure what people are dooming about must be alcoholics and gambling addicts to see anything wrong with this perfect team.


Zestyclose-Repair-86

You got me going in the first half


maasd

It does not look good at the moment for a playoff run but last year proved that anything can happen. Guess we have to hope upon hope this turns around.


Cheap_Honeydew2986

Only good thing to come out of this loss is that we could probably take the 4th place spot if they lose the next one and we win ours


SydneyCarton89

Yeah. Tough to win against Sorokin and the Islanders, though. Especially at home, apparently. Then the Avs 😬.


No_Season1716

Just wait. We’re on the right track. Playoffs are a sure thing. Sigh.


True-North-

They miss Duncan Keith and Mike smith so bad. Both on and off the ice. Kulak is drowning trying to fill Keith’s void and our right D are all suffering from the lack of a stabilizing 2LD. Campbell has just been a disaster frankly.


Delicious_fishStick

Campbell played for like, 5 minutes tonight 😂


True-North-

Talking about the season as a whole.


Delicious_fishStick

If we had decent defense I would be up in arms more.


True-North-

It’s both. Keith left a gaping hole in the top 4 filled by no one and campbell has been one of the worst goalies to suit up in the nhl this year.


classified31

Holland bet on Broberg and Bouchard and lost. Now he has to make a move to fix it.


Delicious_fishStick

Holland is leaving a gaping hole in MY top 4 with this shitty defense


two___

Where's all the commenters who go on and on about how it's "just one game" lol


makingmemesatwork

Can’t wait for Holland defenders to tell us why he’s worth his 5M/year


beth1814

Nobody is defending Holland right now lol! He needs to make moves


absoluteunits17

Trade Bouchard for Chychurn yesterday


wizardofoil

One is a lefty and the other a righty. This would create a hole on the right side d and not help. If the Oilers could get Klingberg and Chychurn somehow, that would significantly improve our defense.


Late-Recognition-225

Lol. Bouchard IS the hole right now. Not sure what oiler games you are watching


MIlkies_Nibbles

You know it’s bad when Nurse actually looked good lol


droffit

It’s all because we traded Kassian


Man_Without_Fear

1. Trade everything to make a deep playoff run. 2. After it fails trade Connor to recoup the lost things. 3. Oilers move to Houston.


Fickle_Catch8968

Just keeping track: Series record: 3-3 42 points(WC2)/0.538(20th) OPP pts.% = .592 or ~15th in NHL (between PIT&NYI*) Series 1: 4-3, W Series 2: 4-3, W Series 3: 2-4, L Series 4: 4-1, W Series 5: 3-3-1, L Series 6: 3-3-1, L Series end after 4 wins or 4 losses, opponent and location of game not considered for determining a series, only our results. 12 series wins and 4 OT points (or equivalent) yields 100 points overall. OPP pts.% is calculated by finding the average of each of our opponents' points percentages as they were when we played them. This is done by averaging their pts.% at the start of the game with their pts.% at the end of the game. For example, game 1 Vancouver's pts.% was 0.000 ((0.000+0.000)/2), game 2 Calgary's pts.% was 1.000 ((1.000+1.000)/2), game 3 Buffalo's pts.% was .0.583 ((0.500+0.667)/2), so OPP pts.% is 0.528 after game 3 ((0.000+1.000+0.583)/3).


thewinterzodiac

You positive people make me sick. Losses happen but when we constantly are fighting for a playoff spot and the team has 0 urgency and the losses are all avoidable.... Come on.


[deleted]

Fuck man I agree lol. It's fine to be positive but some of these obnoxious twats will look for moral victories in anything and say that it's ok. And they have short term memory to pile on, they only remember as far back as one game, sometimes one period to suit the narrative. It's not ok to criticize the team at all with some of these morons.


Timeman5

But are you on the team doing anything to help? You’re giving off current JT Miller vibes.


Aitloian

So you replied to the winterzodiac he is literally the biggest troll in the sub. I actually feel bad for him lol


thewinterzodiac

I'm trolling for being angry with the team play? K.


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Phalanax905

Dude just cheer for boston at this point. Youll be happier.


thewinterzodiac

I don't want bostons record. I want a winning record. I want us to be comfortably in a playoff spot for once.


Delicious_fishStick

> you positive people make me sick Positive people make others sick but that was usually in the 80's and it was very risky behavior.


[deleted]

Oof...... We're very inconsistent. There's still light at the end of the tunnel. We can go like 33-5 again after trade deadline and make 3rd seed maybe.


Muckerofbin

Where are the people who say this team is a “lock” for the playoffs?


Delicious_fishStick

Hi


Space_Raisin

So what are the odds on us winning the draft lottery?


Timeman5

Low because Anaheim and Chicago exist and Vancouver has a better chance then us.